Bo Duke???

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Hey fellas!" Daisy yelled across the Boar's Nest as her two cousins walked in. "Hey Daisy!" The eldest cousin yelled back. "Howdy!" The youngest one yelled.

Bo and Luke took a seat at their usual table. "What would you fellas like?" Daisy asked with great entusiasm. "I'll have a beer." Luke said. "I'll have a beer too with a frosted mug." Bo emphasised the frosed mug part. "Two beers and one with a frosted mug commin righ up." Daisy repeated their order back to them and went to get it.

About 10 minutes later they finished their beers. "Hey Bo, We gotta go get a new carborator for the General before Cooter leaves town." Luke remembered. "Oh ya I forgot Cooter was going to visit his aunt for her birthday." Bo grinned. "See ya Daisy." both Duke boys said very synchronized. "Bye fellas." Daisy yelled over to them as they left.

Bo hopped into the drivers seat and Luke got in shotgun. Bo gassed the General and they were headed for Cooter's garage. "Bo what the heck are you doin? Your drivin like your chasing a pretty girl." Luke said sturnly. "Well i'm just trying to get there." Bo snapped. "Well i'd like to get there alive and i'd like the General to get there without permanent injurys." Luke snapped back.

"Well then if you don't like how I drive then you drive." Bo started argueing. "Driving is that what your doin?" Luke fought back. While the two were argueing Bo didn't realize the truck comming and it ran them off the road. The General flipped over and was crushed. Luke crawled out of the General and looked back at Bo. He was out cold.

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[HotHillbilly]

“Bo! Bo, can you hear me?†Luke called as he crawled on the ground to where Bo was lying. He grabbed Bo by the shoulders and shook him, “come on Bo, you’ve gotta get up.†Luke said again but nothing came out of Bo. Grabbing him under the arms he drug Bo out from under the General and lay him down in the grass. As he took his hand away from Bo’s arm he could see the blood stain on his upper arm. Luke quickly went back to the crashed General and tried to find the CB but he knew even if he did it wouldn’t work. He looked around desperately for a minute then after checking on Bo one more time, ran up to the road and waited for a car to come by.

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[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

About 10 minutes later Rosco was going by and Luke waved his arms to get his attention. Seeing the General turned over he stopped. "Rosco youv'e got to call an ambulance Bo's out cold!" Luke rapidly told Rosco. "This is sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane, I need an ambulance right away at Choctaw road." Rosco immediately called on the CB.

15 minutes later an ambulance pulled up and they took Bo away. Luke rode in the ambulance with Bo and Rosco followed in his patrol car.

At the hospital they cat-scanned Bo to see if he had any head injuries. "Well he sure is lucky to be alive." the Doctor commented. "He has a severe concution and we'll have to wait till he wakes up to see what else hurts him." He added. Luke and Rosco just stood there with worried looks on their faces as they looked at the young Duke boy lying there.

From the hospital Luke called Daisy and Uncle Jesse the bad news. Daisy drove and Uncle Jesse rode shotgun and they were there faster than you can say possum-on-a-gumbush.

Bo woke up and everyone looked at him as if they just discovered a new creature. "Where am I?" were Bo's first words. "Your at the hospital." the doctor answered. "Now to start off what's your name?" the Doctor asked. "My name? It's uh....um...Doc I don't remember my name!" Bo started to get worried himself, but his head started to hurt so he calmed down.

"He had amnesia." the doctor told the family and Rosco. "How long will it last?" Daisy asked the doctor. "To tell you the truth with the severety of the concution it could take a while." the doctor answered. Everyone just stared at the ground and tears started comming to each of their eyes.

Bo just sat there not knowing who these people were or why they were there. He wanted to ask, but had such a pain in his head that he couldn't say anything.

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[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Jesse looked down at his nephew, his face wrinkled in concern. "Yer Bo Duke...An I'm yer Uncle Jesse!" He said softly, figuring that was enough for now, not wanting to confuse the poor boy any more.

After several days of the same waiting game, Bo not improving much, Jesse decided him Daisy an Luke needed to get away from the hospital a couple of hours. Luke agreed after some persuasion, but Daisy was persistent. "No, we can't leave him Uncle Jesse!" Jesse looked at Daisy his eyes saying everything that needed to be said. Daisy nodded and let Luke lead her away from Bo's room.

"Now....go! They're leavin' make yer move on that Duke boy!" A husky voice cried from the backseat of a long black cadillac.

(Cue anyone....*evil laughter* I left it up to you to decide who that dude is!! An what their gonna do to poor ol Bo!!)

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Go on Turk do what I told you and don't mess up or you'll be in the unemployment line tomorrow." Boss's nephew Dewey said with an evil grin on his face.

Turk walked into Bo's room. "Hi there nephew how ya doin?" Turk said to Bo trying to sound sincere. "Are you my uncle?" Bo asked with a confused look on his face. "I sure am and your Daddy is waiting for you outside in the car." "But I ain't supposed to leave here yet." Bo was so confused he didn't know what on earth was going on. "I sighned you out and your free to come with us." Turk lied. "Alrighty then if you say so Uncle." Bo said as he got up out of the bed.

"Lets go out this way." Turk ordered to Bo as he pointed to the window. They both climbed out the window and headed to the black cadillac where Dewey sat. "Hi there sonny boy!" Dewey said with somewhat of sneakyness in his voice. "Ur my daddy?" Bo asked. "I sure am." Dewey replied. Bo and Turk got in the car and they drove off.

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[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Bo scratched his head in curiousity, "You sure yer mah daddy? I dun remember you at all." Hewey snickered an muttered under his breath before he turned to Bo, "Of course I'm your dad!" He pretended to look hurt. Bo looked at Hewey long and hard and glanced at his reflection in the window of the car, "We dun look nothin' alike." "Uh..you uh look like yer momma." Bo raised his eyebrows, "But you ain't that much older than me."

Hewey puzzled a moment and grinned, "Do you remember how old you are son?" Bo looked at Hewey and then over at Turk, "No." Hewey grinned and quickly added, "There ya go...I look very young for my age..."

Bo was still not convinced, he couldn't remeber, but it didn't feel right. "What about Uncle Jesse, an Daisy an Luke??"

(eh my brain hurts!! )

[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Those people!! What did they say to you?" Dewey asked his voice was very strong and irritated. "The older guy told me he was my Uncle Jesse and the other two were my cousins." Bo told Dewey. Poor Bo was so confused he didn't know what to believe.

"That family is a bunch of liars! Don't believe anything they tell you." Dewey ordered to Bo. "Yes Daddy." Bo replied figuring he better do what his daddy said.

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"We better go check on Bo." Daisy told her Uncle and cousin. "Ya I reckon we oughta." Uncle Jesse agreed. They all got in the General and Luke drove them to the hospital.

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Dewey had taken Bo to one of Boss's old secret hide outs. "Alrighty were here." Dewey said to no one imperticular. "Were where?" Bo asked. "At our house. This is where you and I live." Dewey answered Bo's question. "Where's my Mamma?" Bo asked Dewey as he studied the outsied of the house. "Well, your Mamma ain't alive anymore. She died in a car accident." Dewey said truthfully. "Now let's head inside and we'll fix up some food." Dewey quickly changed the subject so Bo wouldn't ask anymore questions about his mother.

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The nurse escorted the Duke family to Bo's room and opened the door. "Where's Bo?" Luke asked the nurse. "He should be in there. He's not allowed to leave for a little while now." the nurse replied. "Well he ain't in there!" Luke yelled with a worried sound in his voice. Daisy and Uncle Jesse were speechless.

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[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

"Luke...calm down! Just relax!" The young nurse coaxed in a gentle voice, trying to calm the irrate man. He shook his head and cried, "I dun wanna calm down! My dang cousin's missin'!!!" She sighed and put her hand on his shoulder, "Luke...yelling isn't helpin Sugar." Luke let out a loud sigh, knowing she was exactly right.

Her name was Julie, and she had been Luke's nurse when he was in the hospital six months ago after wrecking his knee falling off his horse. They had become good friends, and Luke was glad to see she was taking care of his cousin as well.

His anger began to fade, thanks to Julie's gentle words, this was why she was a good nurse. She had that abilty to make a person feel better with just a smile, or a few simple words. "Okay, where could he have gone?" Luke asked, more to himself then anyone else as he sat down on the edge of the bed.

"He did have amneyisa, who knows what he was thinking." Daisy replied. Jesse creased his brow in frustration and concern, "He was doin' better, an I don't think he would have up an left for no reason." Daisy, Luke and Julie looked over at him. "Mr.Duke you aren't saying what I think you are?" Julie asked.

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[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Alls I'm sayin is that Bo must've had a good reason for leavin." Uncle Jesse said tryin not to make it sound like something bad happened to him. "Well standin here ain't gonna help find him any." Luke implied. "Luke's right. We should start lookin for him." Daisy agreed to Lukes statement. "We better hurry, there's no telling what he could do in his condition." Uncle Jesse added at the three Dukes left the hospital.

Julie just stood there and watched them leave. She wished she could help, but had a job to tend to and other patients to take care of.

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"What are we gonna eat Daddy?" Bo asked Dewey who was preparing a meal for them. "Were gonna have grits. There your favorite." Dewey said acting like he knew exactly what he was talking about.

"Uncle Turk why don't you go out and get some wood for the fireplace so Bo won't freeze tonight." Dewey told Turk trying to get rid of him. "Alright." Turk said without much entusiasm.

"If my first name's Bo then what's my last name Daddy?" Bo asked as he took his first bite of the grits. "Hogg naturally." Dewey replied. "Hogg? It seems I remember something about a person with that name." Bo strained to remember. "Oh good so your starting to remember me." Dewey tried to cover up hoping he wouldn't remember his Uncle Boss or that'd mess the plan up for sure.

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[HotHillbilly]

Bo looked at Hughie again and looked back down at the grits. He shrugged it off and kept on eatting. "So daddy, why is that Duke family so bad?" he asked. "Bo, I don't want you to say that name ever again in my presence ya hear?" "yes sir. I'm sorry." Bo frowned. "They're just a bad brunch of crooks- always trying to steal our land from under us, and that duke boy; Luke now he's the worst of them all!" he declared, "So don't you ever bring them up again ya hear?" "yes sir."

"Uncle Jesse, you head south into town, maybe someone will have seen him around. Daisy and me will check some of the back roads away from the hopsital." Luke said as the general flew towards the farmhouse so Jesse could pick up his truck.

"Luke, I was just thinking. Bo didn't take the General, that means he had another ride..." daisy nervously glanced at him.

"I know Daisy, I thought of that too." luke sighed and kept on driving.

"Bo, why don't you go and look at your room. Maybe you'll remember somethign then." Hughie grinned, "I need to talk to uncle Turk here for a while. Now you just go along. We'll be done in aminute." he smirked as Bo got up and started walking down the hall. He opened the first door on the left and was startled to see guns ontop of guns. Amo, dynamite, shotguns, handguns, smoke bombs...enough amo to blow hazzard sky high.

"Something wrong son?" Hughie said as he placed a hand on his shoulder.

"N-no daddy." he half smiled as Hughie chuffled him into a small room.

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[Daisy_Duke_Girl]

"Alright then Uncle Jesse you take the pick-up and head down the main roads, Daisy you take ur jeep and check the Boar's Nest and all building for him, and I'll take the back roads." Luke had it planned out so that someone had to see Bo somewhere.

Everyone headed out to look at the places Luke had told them. "This here's Luke Duke on the Hazzardnet if anyone sees Bo give a shout back to me." Luke called over the CB.

Ten minutes later and still nobody had seen hiden or hair of Bo. Luke tried the CB again. "This here's Luke anyone seen Bo?" "This here's Bo Peep and I haven't seen a thing." Daisy answered. "Well just keep on lookin." Luke told her.

"Lost sheep to Shepheard, Lost sheep to Shepheard you got ur ears on, come back?" "You got Shepheard what's on your mind Lost sheep, over?" Uncle Jesse answered. "Any sighn of Bo yet?" Luke asked his Uncle. "Nope I haven't seen nothin yet." "Alright, keep lookin he's got to be in Hazzard somewhere. I'm gone." Luke said with a frustrated tone.

"This is Sheriff Roscooooo P. Coltrane callin Luke Duke, you got ur ears on, come back?" Rosco called over the CB. "This here's Luke what's on ur mind Rosco?" "I heard ya over the CB and decided to help look for Bo." "Well that's mighty kind of ya Rosco, you can help me with the back roads and any secret hide-outs you know of. over." "Kew Kew Kew, Alrighty, I'm down and I'm gone."

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[iloveluke'ssmileCNH320]

Hughie hogg showed Bo to a room where bo saw nothing but car posters, model cars, everything was covered in cars. Then he showed Bo another room which was dark and there was another person there. Hughie shoved Bo onto the bed and told him to enjoy himself. the room was dark but a little light shown through the curtains and he could see a figure blocking the veiw of the light. soon after he heard the bed springs creek and could tell that somone was crawling on the bed towards him. he suddenly tasted water-melon bubble gum and strawberry lip gloss. he did remember that taste. then he could no longer taste it. a light came on beside the bed and a woman dressed in a mini- skirt and a swimsuit top was lying beside him chewing gum. she stuck her hand out for him to shake.

"My name is Madi. And your Bo Duke right?" she said.

"No. I'm Bo Hogg."

"Well, I'm your girl friend. Remember?" Madi asked.

"I don't remember but you're awful pretty." Bo said.

"Make yourself comfortable you'll be here a while." madi said.

"I think I'll just take my boots, and maybe my top shirt off." Bo said.

Unexpectedly madi helped him pull his shirt off and began to massage his back and then had him lay down for a full body massage. as the hours went by Bo started to forget more and more about the hospital and he bacame more comfortable by removing his shirt and his belt madi eventually got him down to his boxer shorts and massaged everywhere.

then they switched places and she got down to her underwear and let him go as far as he pleased. then they got in the garden tub in the bathroom and soaked in the hot water. then while they were kissing hughie knocked on the door.

"Having a good time Bo?" he asked.

"Yes sir!" He said.

"How bout you madi?" he asked.

"Fine. But could you bring us some wine and some candls? Maybe some bath salts?" madi asked.

"Sure thing." Hughie said.

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