September 19, 200520 yr What is the safest place in a Tornado?Where?Browns StadiumWhy?There is never a Touchdown.Let me Know what you think of the Joke.
April 29, 200620 yr That is soo wrong. I LOVE IT. Any one else have any good jokes? I don't know any. I am one of those horrible joke tellers.
April 29, 200620 yr A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun. You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"
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