General Grant Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Don't go gettin' too confident in yerslef, Lori, you ain't seen nothin' yet! I am back from where I was headed off to, so you don't have to worry none!Oh, and Laura... I do not need to stay here at the side of the road holding the danged picture that Julie was supposed to give me... which I never got! Oh, are you giving me all you got Lori, I didn't notice... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Don't go gettin' too confident in yerslef, Lori, you ain't seen nothin' yet! I am back from where I was headed off to, so you don't have to worry none!Oh, and Laura... I do not need to stay here at the side of the road holding the danged picture that Julie was supposed to give me... which I never got! Oh, are you giving me all you got Lori, I didn't notice...Well, he ain't getting that danged picture it going on the bulletion board outside of the courthouse so everybody can see it General and bye-Bye, wouldn't not to be you. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Nahh General I aint givin you all I got, heck I aint even trying....If I did, you'd know..trust me. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Nahh General I aint givin you all I got, heck I aint even trying....If I did, you'd know..trust me.Hey Lori, what I had the picture published in the Hazzard County Gazzette so everybody could see it that would be funny. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE!!! Are you kiddin' me?! I guess that I'll just have to take that picture away from you, then! (starts running toward Julie and tries to snatch the picture out of her hand)Oh, and Lori, here I was thinking that you were givin' me as much as you had in you! Really, I'd know if you was tryin' huh?! I don't think I would. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 OUTSIDE THE COURTHOUSE!!! Are you kiddin' me?! I guess that I'll just have to take that picture away from you, then! (starts running toward Julie and tries to snatch the picture out of her hand)Oh, and Lori, here I was thinking that you were givin' me as much as you had in you! Really, I'd know if you was tryin' huh?! I don't think I would.Julie is running, hey General I don't think you can catch(Julie sticks he tongue out at General Grant). You know I really got to get going and I do think the newspaper would be much better. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 Hey Hazzardnet folks, where you rather see that picture of General in the newspaper on the bulletin board? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 That is it, Julie!!! I have had enough of all the foolishenss and enough of all the games... This time I mean it!! (for all you who don't know... I am just joking!!)You hand over that picture... OR ELSE!!And don't y'all go answerin' that question about where you want the picture. That means YOU, Lori! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 17, 2008 Report Share Posted February 17, 2008 *Smirks leaning against the wall of the courthouse, taking the picture from Julie* Like ta see ya try and get it now General. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 *Smirks leaning against the wall of the courthouse, taking the picture from Julie* Like ta see ya try and get it now General.Bye- Bye General I got to go meet my brother and tell what you did now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 (raises eyebrow to Lori) Oh, you would, would you?! I hope you ain't throwin' out threats you can't back up...And Julie... I ain't done nothing. You are the trouble maker! Keep it up and I'll go get Sheriff Little to cuff you and stuff you! Khee! Khee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 Can't back up? *Smirks* Well my good friend push my buttons some more and we'll see about that... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 There an echo in here?! You heard me, I said can't back up!Push! Push! Push! We shall see, Lori... We shall see!Which I don't think will be much, seein' as how your bark is worse than yer bite, as they say! Khee! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 18, 2008 Report Share Posted February 18, 2008 So you think it is.... *Shakes head, having ym horse near by I take my rope from the saddle and sneak up behind General bounding her hands, I take her to a near by light post and tie her up, really tight.*Let's see ya get outta that one.... *climbs on my horse and watches* I can't really be violent like I want...its a family site here... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Ooooo! Is there somethin' you ought to be tellin' me, Lori?!As fer gettin' out of this, over the years I've had practice! So, y'all just sit back and watch! Better get out of here before Julie and her camera come back!Don't y'all worry none, I'll be out of here in the blink of an eye!Oh, Lori, you call this tight, do you?! (takes off one shoe and with foot picks up a small, jagged stone, begins rubbing the rope with it)(smirks at Lori)I'll be over there real soon to get you, then you'll be sorry! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 *Walks over smacking the jagged stone out of your hands*If you so tough get outta that bind the hard way...without knives or sharp objects...*goes back to Fiesty and watches some more*A camera??? OOOO im shakin in my cowboy boots.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 OUCH!! Lori, don't you hit me! Oh My! I was unaware that you were capable of such violence! Fine, I can do quite well for myself, I will just have to get myself out of here now...Sharp objects... you call that blunt, smooth-surfaced pebble a sharp object??!! Gosh, is your perception of sharp off! (while throwing little insults Lori's way, carefully picks up a sturdy stick and puts it between her hands, and starts twisting the stick, thus strectching the rope out slightly) (all the while keeping Lori's attention elsewhere)So, you think you're so tough, do you? I bet you couldn't even run over to that tree and climb up it 8 feet in the air... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 *Shakes head* And you think Im that stupid???? *Walks behind the pole, throwing the stick grabs the rope, still has you attached to it, I drag you over to my horse tying you to the saddle, climbing on*How well do you like being drug by a horse? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 *Shakes head* And you think Im that stupid???? *Walks behind the pole, throwing the stick grabs the rope, still has you attached to it, I drag you over to my horse tying you to the saddle, climbing on*How well do you like being drug by a horse?Julie arrives at Cooter's and her brother looks at like he's wandering where she's been at and she doesn't even want to talk about and he wouldn't believe her even if she had told him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 19, 2008 Report Share Posted February 19, 2008 Dang right your brother wouldn't believe it... I wouldn't believe it and I am here!!Oh, real smart, Lori...(uncinches saddle, and gives the saddle a gentle push)What you gonna do now?? You keep it up, and I'll push this saddle all the way to the ground! So, don't tempt me... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 *Shrugs* be your hindend stomped in the ground and not mine....I can ride bareback.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
General Grant Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Well, whoopie for you, Lori!(notices her belt buckle shining in the sunlight, points it towards Lori, momentarily blinding her)Better close yer eyes, Lori!(grabs Lori's knife and cuts the rope, lets the belt buckle go)Well Lori, I'm outta the rope! I think I done outsmarted you on this one!Just because I am a nice person, I won't tie you up this time, but do it again, and you'll be gettin' a whole different view atop that tree! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 I do it again.....I'll make sure you dont get loose...*Yanks my knife back*if theres one thing that ticks me off its people that take my dange knife now stop! Ya aint gonna blind me with no danged belt buckle either.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Laura Duke Posted February 20, 2008 Report Share Posted February 20, 2008 Julieduke... I finally figured out who your brother is-Cooter! I've been sitting here trying to figure out who you meant that your brother was. Lori, Wow! I didn't know that you were so spunky. I love it! You keep it up! General...so let me get this straight: while still being tied up, you managed, while on top of Fiesty, to uncinch the saddle that you were sitting on? I'll admit that you are good at taking off and putting on a saddle, but you are definately not THAT good. I'm not calling you a liar, so I'm assuming that you were taking a nap and dreamed that part up-you just can't tell reality from dreams. Laura Duke Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoriDavenport Posted February 21, 2008 Report Share Posted February 21, 2008 LOL thanks for the compliment Laura..... nahh I had General bein drug on the ground...and she THOUGHT she was smart and wanted to knock me off.... HA! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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