BoJamesDuke Posted February 8, 2008 Posted February 8, 2008 Fine then,*yanks the rope from her hand*I'll just take it instead. Quote
General Grant Posted February 8, 2008 Posted February 8, 2008 Hey Y'all!Poor Lori, my foot! She can hold her own. And... the only reason you get picked on is because you deserve it!! And need it now and again. Ha Ha!Hey Bo, hand me that rope, I'm going to tie Lori up, and make her stay with Rosco and Boss, then maybe she'll think twice before she trys that stunt again. Thank you Laura, I like to think we are funny! And I agree about Roger bein' funny about Jesse Ninja! Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 8, 2008 Posted February 8, 2008 *grins and tosses General Grant the rope*Tie away, i'll hold her down*pounces on Lori and holds her down* Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *Struggles and yelps*I swear Bo if you dont let go of me Ill scream and bust ya dang ear drums!! General, you touch me with that rope...and I'll hunt you down like a coon hound on a possum's tail... AND, I can escape from Boss and Rosco....Done and did it tooo many times.. Quote
General Grant Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Thank you, Bo. I will certainly tie away! Maybe Lori'll get a lesson from this. Now hold still, this is for yer own good! And quit kickin' and screamin' like a baby, that aint gonna help you none! Me and Bo are two people you aren't getting away from. Here Bo, you better put these ear plugs in, I hear that Lori has quite the set of lungs on her! Lori, I don't think you'll be doin' any huntin' fer a while, so I am safe!! Don't go makin' such empty threats!Khee! Khee! Khee! Ha! Ha! He! He!... Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Now Lori how are ya gonna run away from Boss and Rosco when yer tied an' squealin like a stuck pig... Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Simple....*struggles to get my pocket knife out of my back pocket cutting away at the ropes. once they're loose I take off running*First ill run from ya'll!!! Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *grins, having anticipated it, holding the back of her shirt collar so when she tried to run, she just got yanked backwards*I dont think so... Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *Growls lightly*Bo Duke you let me go! Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Or what, you gonna bite my kneecaps?*hangs her up on a tree branch by her shirt and steps back out of range of being kicked* Quote
General Grant Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Lori, you get back over here! If I have to come get you, ya aint gonna like what I'm going to do.I'll... I'll... I'll go get the chain, and come tie ya up, so that knife of yours won't help you none!I told y'all Lori wouldn't go huntin' fer awhile! She ran away like a little ol' squealin' pig on roasting day! Khee! Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *Sighs contently swinging myself up on the branch setting up there oit of reach*Now Bo....Ill aim a little higher...*Gets a stick and throws it hard at General and Bo laughing* Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *shakes his head*Now you done asked for it*jumps up, his jumpshot in basketball because of his height had scored him many wins, grabbing her ankle and yanking her down hard from the tree*Dont you ever throw nothin' at the General Lee Lori or I promise ya i'll make ya regret it!*near yells at her* Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *Mocks him*I aint deaf ya moron Im right here!!! sides wasn't the general I was throwing it at....was General Grant.... I have repsect for that car like my own car!!! Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Yeah well it dang near hit the General Lee! Maybe you should think about what yer doin' 'fore you do it!*storms away, sliding into said car and driving away* Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *Watches him using profanities*You sissy!! Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *yells back as he speeds away*You $!&@*!!! Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *Shakes head*Let Jesse hear ya say that!!!! Quote
BoJamesDuke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *keeps driving away back to the farm* Quote
General Grant Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Well, just as long as you didn't hit the General Lee, it must be alright. Oh, I'm hurt, wounded! But then, Bo is too far gone to realize. And I am stuck with Lori! Someone help!Now Lori, I'll strike a deal with you... you be nice to me, I'll be nice to you. You can either agree, or I'll have to tie you up again! Yeah, Bo, you shouldn't just leave, you get back here! No reason you should get to escape and I should get stuck with Lori. A mad Lori at that! HELP! I don't want to be here when Lori realizes I am still here. Maybe I'll just hide behind this tree...and hope she don't notice! Quote
LoriDavenport Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *grabs the remaining pieces of the rope and smiles sweetly* Ohh I notice General....*takes the rope tying General to the tree* Ha! Quote
Julieduke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 *grabs the remaining pieces of the rope and smiles sweetly* Ohh I notice General....*takes the rope tying General to the tree* Ha!Wait a minute what if Cooter comes by and see's General there, of course you know Julie won't pass up a that picture of General now. Quote
Julieduke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Wait a minute what if Cooter comes by and see's General there, of course you know Julie won't pass up a that picture of General now.Just then Julie drives by and see's Lori tying General to the tree and she thinkd it's pretty funny. She mutters I'm glad that ain't me now and where is my brother at right now. Quote
General Grant Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Just remember who won the Civil War, Lori and Julie! You two make quite the little team... so you thought! UNCLE JESSE, ROGER, SOMEONE... HELP!Okay Lori, you asked for it, you either let me down right now, or when I do get down, you'd better run as fast as your little legs will carry you, cause when I get down, I am gonna get you! And Julie, don't just stand there laughin, HELP! And I don't mean to help Lori! Ugh!Don't worry, I'll think of a way out, I just have to have some time to think of a way...I can't believe Bo left me here with Lori. There's someone you wouldn't want to come across in the woods while hunting, that's for dang sure!But for now, (calls her horse) FRANKLIN, HELP!!When Frank comes Lori, you'd better look out... He'll bring my cat Adrian along and then you'll be sorry! Quote
Julieduke Posted February 9, 2008 Posted February 9, 2008 Just remember who won the Civil War, Lori and Julie! You two make quite the little team... so you thought! UNCLE JESSE, ROGER, SOMEONE... HELP!Okay Lori, you asked for it, you either let me down right now, or when I do get down, you'd better run as fast as your little legs will carry you, cause when I get down, I am gonna get you! And Julie, don't just stand there laughin, HELP! And I don't mean to help Lori! Ugh!Don't worry, I'll think of a way out, I just have to have some time to think of a way...I can't believe Bo left me here with Lori. There's someone you wouldn't want to come across in the woods while hunting, that's for dang sure!But for now, (calls her horse) FRANKLIN, HELP!!When Frank comes Lori, you'd better look out... He'll bring my cat Adrian along and then you'll be sorry!Julie gets out of her car and comes up to General and says "Let me think about this now you said that I couldn't race because I was girl maybe I can't help you out because I'm girl as well. And besides Bo is waiting for me by the Cooter's right now." Quote
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