May 9, 200521 yr My fiance bought me 8 flannel shirts, a cobra cb, and parts for my truck for christmas. The ringtone for my cellphone, is the closing to the dukes of hazzard. I have a #3, tattooed on my shoulder, and a rebel flag on my arm. My Idea of dressing up, is tucking in my shirt, and changing hats. For an aniversery present, I sung my fiance, good hearted woman by waylon. You had a Ford Escort, that laid rubber in 3 out of 4 gears. I destroyed my truck, by getting air, over a small hill, and railroad tracks. I bought that truck from a junkyard. I can the differece between good moonshine and the cheap stuff. Marlboro, and Budweiser, sent me a Christmas card.
May 10, 200521 yr I had to wear my cowboy boots to my first day of nursing clinical because they are my only pair that are not tennis shoes and do have heels. Boots and scrubs? Does that make me a redneck?Pendragon
May 10, 200521 yr I don't think so, Pendragon. =) Hellraiser, that's neat you can tell the difference in shine. =) Daney
May 10, 200521 yr yes ya sure are a redneck. Even my dad says you are and he should know when he give you directions pay close attention then ask one of us because he uses big land marks still .. like he was back home in KY.............. Well go down here and make a left till ya git to the big oak tree then turn on the next street , take that left bout oh ... 3 min. then you'll see a big willow tree rite there on your left then go right and you 'll be there in oh.... maybe 10 min...Yeah thats my dad doesn't even try to remember street names or anything else for that matter. LOLso id say you are a redneck 1hellraiser. Yeeehaww!!!!!
May 10, 200521 yr Author i'm the same way with directions. I always try to find the nearest mcdonalds, or walmart, and go from there. Usually, all roads lead to a mcdonalds, or walmart somewhere.
May 10, 200521 yr Ever ask a seriously overweight person for directions? "Make a left at the McDonalds, go right at Burger King, go past Taco Bell......etc."
May 15, 200521 yr I was worried about my checking account having a 0.01 balance so I made a deposit of 0.08 and the teller gave the deposit slip a twice over look.
May 16, 200521 yr Hey I'm not over weight unless you think 130 pounds is overweight. But that's how find where places are located. If it's near a Wendy's, a mall, or something. I'm not good with road names. 8)
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