1hellraiser Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 My fiance bought me 8 flannel shirts, a cobra cb, and parts for my truck for christmas. The ringtone for my cellphone, is the closing to the dukes of hazzard. I have a #3, tattooed on my shoulder, and a rebel flag on my arm. My Idea of dressing up, is tucking in my shirt, and changing hats. For an aniversery present, I sung my fiance, good hearted woman by waylon. You had a Ford Escort, that laid rubber in 3 out of 4 gears. I destroyed my truck, by getting air, over a small hill, and railroad tracks. I bought that truck from a junkyard. I can the differece between good moonshine and the cheap stuff. Marlboro, and Budweiser, sent me a Christmas card. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted May 9, 2005 Report Share Posted May 9, 2005 You mah friend, are a redneck. Yeeehaww! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pendragon1980 Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 I had to wear my cowboy boots to my first day of nursing clinical because they are my only pair that are not tennis shoes and do have heels. Boots and scrubs? Does that make me a redneck?Pendragon Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 I don't think so, Pendragon. =) Hellraiser, that's neat you can tell the difference in shine. =) Daney Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Moms lil' Daisy Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 yes ya sure are a redneck. Even my dad says you are and he should know when he give you directions pay close attention then ask one of us because he uses big land marks still .. like he was back home in KY.............. Well go down here and make a left till ya git to the big oak tree then turn on the next street , take that left bout oh ... 3 min. then you'll see a big willow tree rite there on your left then go right and you 'll be there in oh.... maybe 10 min...Yeah thats my dad doesn't even try to remember street names or anything else for that matter. LOLso id say you are a redneck 1hellraiser. Yeeehaww!!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1hellraiser Posted May 10, 2005 Author Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 i'm the same way with directions. I always try to find the nearest mcdonalds, or walmart, and go from there. Usually, all roads lead to a mcdonalds, or walmart somewhere. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eddiemunster Posted May 10, 2005 Report Share Posted May 10, 2005 Ever ask a seriously overweight person for directions? "Make a left at the McDonalds, go right at Burger King, go past Taco Bell......etc." Skipper Duke 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charger Posted May 11, 2005 Report Share Posted May 11, 2005 lol souds a little like me, yep your a Redneck and thats a good thang Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julieduke Posted May 15, 2005 Report Share Posted May 15, 2005 I was worried about my checking account having a 0.01 balance so I made a deposit of 0.08 and the teller gave the deposit slip a twice over look. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JESSI DUKE Posted May 16, 2005 Report Share Posted May 16, 2005 Hey I'm not over weight unless you think 130 pounds is overweight. But that's how find where places are located. If it's near a Wendy's, a mall, or something. I'm not good with road names. 8) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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