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Does This Mean I'm a Redneck


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My fiance bought me 8 flannel shirts, a cobra cb, and parts for my truck for christmas. The ringtone for my cellphone, is the closing to the dukes of hazzard. I have a #3, tattooed on my shoulder, and a rebel flag on my arm. My Idea of dressing up, is tucking in my shirt, and changing hats. For an aniversery present, I sung my fiance, good hearted woman by waylon. You had a Ford Escort, that laid rubber in 3 out of 4 gears. I destroyed my truck, by getting air, over a small hill, and railroad tracks. I bought that truck from a junkyard. I can the differece between good moonshine and the cheap stuff. Marlboro, and Budweiser, sent me a Christmas card.

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yes ya sure are a redneck. Even my dad says you are and he should know when he give you directions pay close attention then ask one of us because he uses big land marks still .. like he was back home in KY.............. Well go down here and make a left till ya git to the big oak tree then turn on the next street , take that left bout oh ... 3 min. then you'll see a big willow tree rite there on your left then go right and you 'll be there in oh.... maybe 10 min...

Yeah thats my dad doesn't even try to remember street names or anything else for that matter. LOL

so id say you are a redneck 1hellraiser. Yeeehaww!!!!! :lol:

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