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Bj and the bear American Chopper Great biker buildoff Monster garage even though I hate to admit it, Desperate housewives. It's just so funny

I agree with brian and capt. I have been known to say some pretty tough things, usually after reading a post that made no sense, like banning the movie, and my other rants. But local law does a good job to keep this in line. Also referring to someone like a nazi isnt very nice there bama, in whatever context you meant it to be. Just remember that there is alot of things that can be said about people from bama.

Part 6 has arrived. Read on for your pleasure. Tell me what you think.

Part 6 After he slaps Bo on the back, Bo just gives him dirty look, and growls “You know what, I raced Dale for many years, the first time, was back in 1983, when he ran for Wrangler, in a blue and yellow chevy, he was tough, dangerous and the best. Then later, in the black Goodwrench, and let me tell you, there is nothing, more scary, than seeing that car coming at you, because you knew you were in for a long and usually bad day. And, to see you, a punk kid, compare himself to a legend like that is downright stupid. For one you will never be as good, two, I will never be as good, and three no one will be as good. So get your butt in that car, and lets see what you got. Racing in Bama, is one hell of a lot different than hazzard.†Luke tries to cut him off, but knowing how competitive Bo is, he realizes there is just no use, just then a voice rears back, “Didn’t we used to tell you that, back when you were 20-25, that were nowhere near as good as Richard Pettyâ€, Bo and Luke look back, “Cooter Davenport, how in the hell are you,†Bo yells out. “Pretty good, I see race season around here is as rough as always, Cooter says. John’s cell phone rings, and it is Kylie, asking him, if he would like to meet her for a piece of pie, at the diner. “I gotta invite for a piece of pie, so lets settle this on the track, all I gotta say is, I may never be as good as Dale, but I know, that I can shut the General downâ€. With that he sped off to pick up Kylie. After pulling up at the Hazzard diner, Kylie meets him outside. She is wearing a pretty blue faded cotton dress, and her red curls are bouncing up and down. John gets out of the Monte Carlo, that he has named the Admiral. As John kicks the dirt off of his boots, he walks up to her. “Hi, there I’m John Duke, you must be the Girl who keeps calling me.†He steps back to light a cigarette. “I’m, Kylie Mcdowell, and I’m the one who keeps calling because you don’t answer your phoneâ€. John, stunned by her gall, (no woman has ever talked back to him) “It’s hard to get a signal outhereâ€. He says shuffling his feet, on the sidewalk. They walk into the diner, as they walk to the nearest table, John pulls out Kylies chair. “Hi, Kyl.. Ur uh yall what can I get for yaâ€? The waitress asks. “She know you, Kylieâ€? John asks. “We went to school together, she kinda watches over me, but she ain’t had time since the Boss came back. She keeps running food over, he says he missed home cookin’. She replies, as she steal a smoke from John’s half empty pack. “Easy there kid, the last person who tried that, is still eating jello“. He scolds. “Got a light†she shoots back. John mumbles, “want me to smoke for ya tooâ€. The food arrives, John has his usual, burger and fries, with a cup of coffee. She has a chicken sandwich, with the crusts cut off, and a coke. They eat up, and begin to talk again, “So you said the waitress watches over you, whyâ€, John asks? “Well I have a rough run when it comes boys, the last one thought I was a punching bag, and the one before that, thought I was his motherâ€, she replies. With a pained look on his face John offers her a smoke. “I had it rough to, my last girlfriend, left me for her ex boyfriend, and the one before that was a nut job, she thought I was a walking wallet.†They, begin to soften their look towards each other. “So how do you like Hazzard?. She asks. “It’s nice, but I been here for 2 months and have 6 tickets, Rosco must love me. The people are real nice too.†John replies. “So Daisy, told me that you and Bo get along like 2 peas in a pod, except, for the last weekâ€. “Yeah the race, has put a strain, on the family, its just that I am so tired of hearing General Lee this and General Lee that, it’s like the car is God around hereâ€, John tells her. “Well, he is Bo and Luke have been running him for about 30 years, them and that car have saved the town, saved people, kept people from going to jail, and putting people in jail. You see around here we love tradition, and that car, is tradition for us. There’s even a rumor, where Jake was conceived in the backseat.†She says while slurping her coke. “Well, in a few days Me and the Admiral, will break tradition, speaking of the car, wanna go for a ride?†John stumbles over, he knows he’s falling for her, because he offered her a ride in his car, he never did that for no girl before. “Sure, wanna go to, Bexton fields?â€, Kylie asks. “Sure, but I gotta get some gas and smokes, and check in quick.†John, slaps a 10 on the table, and lightly takes her hand, to lead her to the Admiral. John opens the passinger side door, for Kylie, then he slides over the hood, and jumps in the window. Kylie thinks to herself, “a little too much like Bo, well then Jake is carbon of Lukeâ€. John pops the clutch, and the Admiral roars to life. They take off for the Garage, for gas, and John has to break into his tool box, for 2 packs of cigarettes and a spare lighter. John, pulls in and meets up with Cooter. “Hey young Duke, whats goin onâ€? Cooter asks as he’s filling up the car. “Nothing much, going to Bexton Fields, for a bit, John replies as he grabs the smokes. “Bexton, huh pretty quiet place to talk†Cooter says with a wink. “Nothing like that, I want things to go slow." John tells him, and gives him a 20 for gas. (Balladeer - the only thing that goes slow in Hazzard, is Boss paying his taxes, sit tight part 7 is coming)

Can, I get a hell yeah from the town

I done scuffed my vehicle

Rosco, was the best, he had a child like quality about that was so funny, and the exchanges with him and Boss. They made for classic tv. I wouldnt call them bert and ernie, I was thinking, norton and kramden, from the honeymooners, or a little of fred and barney.

sorry cuz, im winning the race on this one

I met tom in the summer of 1994, at the montgomery county fair. The fair is held at the local racetrack each year. I went up, to get in line for his autograph, like a few other people did, and he seemed kinda cocky. After meeting him i really didn't like him. The best was when I emailed ben jones, off of his website, and he replied.

happy birthday and many more

There was a post in the movie section, calling the show campy. I agree the show was campy. At first all it was to be was a mid season filler, which means it was doomed from the start, the fact it lasted 7 years is a miracle. To make the movie accurate, they had to use younger actors, Johnny knoxville as Luke, wasnt really a good idea, he has more of Bo's personality, just give him a blond wig. But quit damning the movie, we are beginning to sound like star wars fans here, (remember them, we used to beat them up, and call them geeks). The only thing we can do is wait, and see how the movie comes out. The only info we have, is he said, she said, and backstage rumors. My thought is, seeing a big orange charger, jumping the creek, getting chased by the law, one sexy cousin, (daisy!!), uncle jesse, and boss, on any screen is a treat. I hope in a way, the producers and wb, see this site, for ideas for part 2, and in a way I don't, because of the way some of us have been acting, they may not even make a sequel, due to the bullshi#, we have been giving them, for the last few months. By boycotting the movie, your only giving the wb press, and free advertisement, (remember the old adage, any news is good news). Don't boycott the movie, buy the next season dvd set, get the free ticket, and watch with a open mind and heart. If anything that has been posted on the web is true, it should be good. Just because ben jones, doesn't like the script, really dont mean anything but to himself. With him as a former congressman, I am sure he will agree, everybody is entitled to their own opinion, after all isn't that some of the reason we are proud Americans. I am a proud Dukes fan, have been since day 1, (Since I was 2 yrs old, in 1979). I was there thru all the years , the coy and vance shows, the space alien one and everything. Even when the a-team and knight rider was on my loyalty never wavered, came close with the fall guy though. I had every toy imaginable. I took the knocks in grade school for being a dukes fan, (they like knight rider, and a team). I waited until I got my licence, and my first car, I called it the General. My only run in with the law, was when I tried to jump my old dodge truck, and it landed so hard, the under carrage came apart, (I went one way, and the frame went another) trying to be like the dukes, made the jump, and it landed on all 4 wheels. That bought me a 500.00 fine, and a reckless driving rap on my licence. When I was growing, I didn't have any brothers or sisters, so Bo, Luke, and Daisy were my siblings. I'm sure this matches the love of the show that alot of us have for the show. So to see, a bunch of passers by, boo hoo a movie that isn't even finished yet, upsets me. Besides, we have to keep this in perspective, it was just a tv show, and a movie, and this is real life. If, this upsets anyone in Hazzard net, I'm sorry, but enough is enough.

Ain't gonna have the licence long are ya??

John Waylon Barsdow, now Duke. He is Bo's son. Bo met his mother, on a shine run to Hueytown ala. Bo left before, he even knew about him. After his mother died, he wanted to meet his father. John, is a master mechanic, with a love of racing, and muscle cars. He is 25 yrs old. (better outlined, in the new guy, in the story index, and Bosses redemption, in the round robin section) Bo Jr. - Son of Bo and Beth, about 17 yrs old. Beth - Bo's wife Debbie - Lukes Wife Jake - Luke and Debbies son Kylie Mcdowell - Johns girlfriend, yet to be introduced. Since I borrowed, Jr., Beth, Debbie, and Jake, from the fics, feel free to borrow John.

Hi, all thanx for the responce. The characters, of Beth, debbie, jake, and jr, bo, luke, daisy, boss, and cooter were borrowed, from other stories. If, I messed them up, i'm sorry, they just seemed to flow with the charecters, in that they were already established. I usually, write between 1 and 3 in the morning, so all I can claim is part exhaustion, and ignorance. Julie: The buick grand national, was the last muscle car made, (that normal people can afford) for years. The frame looks to be the same as the monte carlo. The buick is actually a more famous car, for that year (87-88), because it had the 3.8 liter, with a turbo. Plus the car was real light, and i really want one. The wallpaper I have for my computer is an 87 "gnx". Actually, your dad might enjoy this web site, www.kick-asscars.com.

Part 5 has arrived, everybody sit back and enjoy. I'm beginning yall dont like me, leave a reply for it please

Part 5 Beth, goes for the General, but Bo stopped her. “If he sees you in the General, he’ll smell a rat. Why not take John’s truck, he may recognize it, but not as much as the old Generalâ€. She grumbles on how she never gets to drive the General, but she gets in the old Ford pickup, and starts it up. “Why are all of his vehicles, so damn loud. I swear he is so much like Bo, it is scaryâ€, she thinks. She takes off, and passes John’s Monte Carlo, he radios in, “Beth, me and Jake are goin to the garage and tune up the car, you guys need anything while I’m thereâ€. “A step ladder to get out of this fool truck would nice John, by the way pick up some food for tonight, the Boss ate us out of house and home. Also since your staying at the house, move your stuff, into Jakes room, and put your tools at the garage. “Hey hell raiser, this is Bo Peep, there is no sense in tuning up the car, you won’t win. The General is the best car everâ€, Bo tells him. “If it’s so great then why did a mustang beat him, I know he ain’t that great, just luckyâ€, John tells him. Beth pulls up to Rosco, and stops the truck. “Hey sheriff, wanna a ride into town†she asks. “No, just call Bo or Luke, and get the wrecker, out here, I scuffed her pretty hard. I tell you, that John, is a mean piece of work, I was chasing after him, then he spun around, and we played chicken, then he spun it back, and knocked me here. I don’t know, he just drives like nothing I ever saw, and that black car, was just plain evil. Bo’s gotta settle him down, or else he’ll be in trouble one day. “, Rosco groans, as he gets in the truck. “I can’t call the boys, because they took the wrecker, into Hatchopee, to get parts, for the race coming up.†Beth told him. Rosco, is getting upset, “Listen, I know a shuck and jive, better than anyone. The general don’t need parts from Hatchopee, because they keep a stock of parts there. Plus they has a truckload of parts from Nashville last week. If I can’t talk to them, then I’ll give you the message. I know Boss is at the farm, tell them that I aint looking for him anymore, him and I are getting to old for this stuff anymore, all I want is Boss back in office, and no more scams, or schemes. If you want give him the message, if not don’t but I’m not after him anymore“. With that she dropped him off at the station house. She drove over to the garage, She walks in and sees the Monte Carlo, on the rack. “Just finishing her off, made sure everything is tight and ready, that way we can bury the General, in a cloud of dust and gravelâ€. Jake tells her. Listen boys, Rosco told me he don’t want Boss, I gotta get a hold of Bo and Luke. John grabs his cell phone, and gives it to her. As she calls the farm John starts the car, and tunes it to a fine growl. “Boys lock up the garage, we gonna have a family meeting, this time I’m riding in the carâ€. Beth tells them. John tosses Jake the keys to the truck, and follows them home. They pull into the farm. At dinner she tells the group the news about what Rosco said. “I don’t know, he is backing off to easily, something’s up, I just gotta know what it is.†Boss says. Just then Rosco, pulls up in his white cruiser. The boys, begin to run for the cars, Enos meets them at the door. “You boys just listenâ€. Rosco, walks in and grabs a seat. He looks into Bosses eyes. “J.D., we are just too old and ornery for this back stabbing and stuff. What say we just call it a truce, and that’s the end. The county’s yours again†Boss looks at him, and sees something he hasn’t seen in almost 30 years, honesty, and a look of truth. With that they shake hands. Boss looks back, at the Dukes, “You boys have a race to win, the winner not only gets the trophy, but the Roadrunner, keys, title, and all. I’ll even pay to have it rebuilt. John, looks at Daisy, and says “Your on, J.D., after all, we’ll need another mopar in the family, after the General, loses, and gets put to pasture, with all of the other, retired race horses.â€. “You have no idea, what your doing, by insulting the General“, Bo, tells him. As Rosco and Boss, leave Bo, looks at John, “how about a race to settle the score, then we’ll start on a fresh slate, for the race. The loser, has to eat Luke’s firehouse chili. From here to the garage and back. Besides I am getting sick and damned tired, of hearing you talk bad about the general. You told me that you used to race, well so far you’ve been good, but I wanna see how good you really are.†John lights up a cigarette, and thinks it over. “your on, by the way it’s no disrespect towards you, or Luke, but since I got here, all I heard was General this and General that, and I wanna race the bestâ€. Then John looks at Bo, “But since Dale sr. is gone, you’ll doâ€, He laughs and slaps Bo on the back., (Balladeer, them two, are so alike it’s scary, hang on part six is coming)

Jam, the story looks great. I love reading it, keep it up. Now leave a reply fo my story,

Not another new guy saga, fonz I think he's borrowing ideas here. That the basis of my story, minus punch on luke

well, I have read quite alot of the stories, and have a few myself. I don't see where Dixie has too many. Besides I was only trying to have fun.

her lips said loretta lynn, but her mouth said jessi colter, waylons wife.

I had met tom, in the summer of 1994, at a concert, and it was good, but he did have a attitude on him, and not a nice one either. I have also heard in interviews, before he was on broadway, that he hated being typecast, and had wished he didnt do the dukes, at 1 time.

Heres what im thinking. Imagine, Bo vs Luke, or Luke and Bo Vs. Coy and Vance. Rosco vs Boss, Cooter vs Lb. General lee vs. the roadrunner, in a race, with a nascar driver driving the roadrunner. Our characters vs each other, like say john, (my char), vs. Bo jr, or jake. This is a no holds barred event, if you cant get up at the count of ten, you lose. Lets get the stats of the people, (hgt, wgt, age, character outline), and lets do this.

Hazzard toughman contest, wwe rules. Picutre it, using old and new hazzard. Boss vs Rosco, the charecters vs. other charecters. Special matches, (steel cage match, the Hogg eating contest....), make it like a carnival. How Bout it, yall.

power block on spike monday night raw smackdown other than that, flipping channels, playing gran turismo 4, (the charger sucks, it a 1970m and super slow), I usually use the 87 buick gtx, and win everytime, even lap mostof the field. And of couse surfing the netm and stalking h-net, not really stalking because thats creepy, lets call it a frequent visitor.

I hadnt seen it since then, (besides the dukes that show should come back too). But at the end of the theme song, I remember seeing a yellow charger getting smashed by a train. The reason I remember it so well, is I alway thought it was the General, getting hurt, I was 5 at the time.