Roscoe: Daisy . . .I know that, but you, Enos and Bo and Luke. You know I never had kids, but you three . . .in a way were like my kids. I mean . . .well you get what I mean?
Roscoe: *nods and puts an arm around her* Yeah . . .I wish I could have stopped it Daisy. I mean if i'm going to be your little ones godfather I ought to start with looking after Enos better
Roscoe: Well Daisy . . .it's like this. Me and Enos went to the bank. This guy was there. Enos pulled his gun quick a lightning. Next thing you know one of the guys punched him to the floor, had a gash on his forehead. I reckon he probably broke his wrist or something too. Honestly, it's kind of a blur now.
Enos: Daisy . . .I'm fine. Jesse: *has his arm around Daisy's shoulder* What do you want to do honey? I think the boys are about ready to head on back to the farm.
Hughie: Oh . . .not much, just . . .well i've heard that you're making Roscoe thier godfather. Well if Uncle Jefferson is their kind of Uncle or somethin. Real easy Daisy. Just make sure that you put me in your will. Daisy: Never! Hughie: *chuckles*
Hughie: Daisy Duke . . .you always were the dumbest girl i ever met. As if i care that it's wrong. Oh and remember Jamie Lee? He thinks your stupid as can be.
Hughie: *laughes* Please what? And if you're thinking about stoping me i'd think about that deputy . . .You or the sheriff make one move . . .I'll blow his head off. *laughes uncontraollably
(really. We are so good. You honestly are the best writting partner I worked with. Well theonly one, but we flow so good.) Roscoe: *pulls his gun* Hughie. If you don't Hughie: *pulls a gun too* If I don't what dipstick?
Enos: That's right honey. I mean have you ever known Roscoe to use his gun on your cousins? Roscoe: I might have once, but anyway. Hughie made me. Daisy: *smiles* you're still a good man Roscoe.