Bo's Crush

Bo: Hey Jesse, have you seen Julie? Jesse: No, I thought you. Daisy: Look, your both her brothers y'all better do something like plan a search party or something. Bo: How about I cb everyone we know. Jesse: How about ol' Cooter he can help us. cue Julieduke

Thelma: I tell you what's confusing, your uncle Vintion that's what's confusing. Bubba: Hey Grandma, remeber when we went to Hawaii? Hey, angelena, she even started on Jeporady with Alex Trebrek! Angelena: No, really? cue Julieduke

Mel: Oh tell me is he's wife thin and Sexy? Luke: No as a matter of fact, she fat as he is. Uncle Jesse: Now, luke, that ain't no way to speak to your elders. Alice: May I ask in all our behalf what is Hazzard like? cue Julieduke

Shannon: Because Bo, Hughie does he paid by Boss. Uncle Jesse: Now that ain't true, sometimes he swidles boss. Bo: That's right. John, Hughie is Boss Hogg's nephew. Daisy: Yeah, he's so mean he hogg boss out of his job. cue Julieduke

*picks up cb* Enos, where are this is your superior officer, you at the Duke farm yet come back. *puts cb back down* *smiles* Boss is gonna be real proud of me.

*gets in patrol car and sees the general pass by* *picks up cb* Enos did you see that, I'll follow the General and i'll meet you at the Duke Farm. *puts down cb* I love it I love it! Hot pursuit!

*rolls eyes* Enos, I don't care if the Dukes are weak, just do it or I'll do it myself!

Oh.. That's right Bo duke did come in. I think the dukes stole the papers. Enos, go find the dukes and arrest them.

You don't know well, it was plian here on the desk. Enos, when is the last time you saw the Dukes?

Good over and out! *thinks* *enos can get it right I think he's worse than Cletus* *meanwhile back at the courthouse minutes later* Enos, now where are the papers?

No Enos, you get here now, and dont go helping them Dukes even if they are in danger.

Enos, you dipstick! you get here now, because, i'm a tell Boss, and he might take your job.

help you do what,rob a bank? I looking for the papers they're important to Boss. you better get here or your lose your job.

*shakes head* Listen dipstick, I had a file of papers right here on my desk. now, why are you messing with the Dukes?

Why are you worried of the Dukes and ,Enos, did you steal my folders of Boss' stuff?

*Enos picks up the CB* Enos, I thought I told you to stay at the court house where are you at?

Angelena: Uncle Bo, will you help? Bo: Of Course, Come on, Shannon, Let's go. cue anyone

I saw it it was awesome! "Yes sir, Mr. Mel, the duke boys got some dyaimite" enos- episode "Mel is Hogg Tied"

back at the court house .... *looks for the folders* now, where did I put those papers?Oh, Boss is gonna kill me. you know, I bet Enos took them. Enos, come in this is your superior officer you out there over.

(Bo and Shannon looked at each other) Shannon: Bo who is it? Bo: Well, according to the pictures it's Angelena. Shannon: Angelena, What's wrong, Honey? Angelena: Mom's been taking along by guy named mr. x. Bo: Is she in truoble? (she noded) Angelena: yeah, i came in Kitt with a friend, I thinkmom needs help. cue Julieduke

Uncle Jesse: You know, I don't think Boss is fonna pay you. Bo: Yeah, he never does that to anybody. Shannon: 'Cept Hughie. Bo: Right! Shannon: Hey John if you wanna talk to Boss i can drive you there tomorrow. John: OK cue Julieduke

Bo: Yep, that us. Luke: Good ol' Enos! Bo: Yeah, Glad he mention us, and fyi, we did blow up him out of his car. Vera: If you had a choice between the bossiest boss would it be Mel or Boss Hogg. Joloene: Right now, I'd vote Mel! Alice: I vote Boss Hogg. Mel: Boss Hogg! Joloene: I dont think she meant you to vote ,Mel. Mel: Button up, Blondie. cue Julieduke

Bubba: I guess will he be my Uncle? Thelma:Bubba, are you paying attention?Bubba? cue Julieduke

Jesse: Well, im not sure Bo do you know? cue Julieduke