I had once written down a bunch of my favorite quote, but, genius that I am, mostly didn't write down which episodes they're from. So, errr, see it is a guessing game or something + Luke: "I think the General needs a gentle hand today." Bo: "Yes. (pause) So you'll drive." -- Welcome Back, Bo 'n' Luke + Bo: "Shall we do what General Grant did?" Luke: "What did General Grant do?" Bo: "Retreat." + Not exactly a quote from the show, but... Luke: "I'm tired of you getting us into trouble and me having to think of a way out!" John Schneider: "Whine, whine..." -- One-Armed Bandits DVD commentary + Luke: "Give it up, Bo. I'd hate to have to run you off the road." Bo: "You ain't running nobody off no road, cuz. First off: you gotta learn how to drive in order to do that." + Bo: "Luke, I told you not to go this way." Luke: "How was I supposed to know the bridge was out?!" Bo: "By that big, white sign that says 'Bridge Out'!" + The boys are being chased (again) by the law. Luke: "It is Rosco!" Bo: "You mean it was Rosco. Wave goodbye to the nice man." + Rosco, upon seeing the Duke farm has been trashed: "What, did the termites stop holding hands?" + Jesse: "When You (Bo) was hungry, or wanted something, you used to scream like... like a baby!" Bo: "Wait a minute! I was never--" Luke: "Some things never change, do they?" -- A Baby for the Dukes + Enos: "I've been thinking..." Rosco: "That's your first mistake." -- Boss Behind Bars + Bo: "He (Andy Slocum) ain't gonna change unless there's a week with two Sundays in it, Luke." -- Big Brothers Duke