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Alternative Duke-ified Lyrics!


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Occasionally, I find myself changing the lyrics of songs to something more Hazzard-like. I thought I'd start a thread for folks to post their own creations.

If you have a Christmas song, post it in the Christmas Lyrics thread.

And I'll start off with my Duke-ified rendition of Jose Cuervo, entitled Rosco P. Coltrane... and if you don't know the tune, you can listen to it here.

Well, it's Friday night

And the sun is settin'

And my eyes are glued

To the tv and I'm sittin'

On the floor with my family

I can't stop grinnin'

I watched Dukes of Hazzard tonight!

Rosco P. Coltrane

You are a friend of mine

I like to watch you

On the tv all the time

Did you catch them Duke Boys?

Did you shoot out the lights?

Did you crash yer car?

Did you stop a fight?

Now wait a minute

This plot looks familiar

The Dukes are some plough boys that fight the system

Well, they're awful cute

Especially with their shirts off

They jumped the General again tonight

Rosco P. Coltrane

You are a friend of mine

I like to watch you

On the tv all the time

Did you catch them Duke Boys?

Did you shoot out the lights?

Did you crash yer car?

Did you stop a fight?

All those crazy chases

How I love this little town

Let's hit the Boar's Nest

And have ourselves a round

Well the music is playin'

And my spirits are high

There's another chase a'comin'

And the sheriff's gonna flyyyyy

Rosco P. Coltrane

You are a friend of mine

I like to watch you

On the tv all the time

Every time we get together

I sure have a good time

You're my friend, you're the best

Mi amigo

Rosco P. Coltrane

You are a friend of mine

I like to watch you

On the tv all the time

Did you catch them Duke Boys?

Did you shoot out the lights?

Did you crash yer car?

Did you stop a fight?

Rosco P. Coltrane

You are a friend of mine

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