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Luke: Yep the best story I've heard all day.

Shannon: Mel' date=' this food horrible where did you learn to cook. and bo, thanks for your water, where did you get it?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "It was on the table the whole time Shannon, and your right where did you learn to cook Mel the army."

cue Bo's Crush

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Mel: yes, of course, why did you ask anyways, people thought my cooking was good.

Joloene: yeah, I bet they did.

(Tommy walks in)

tommy: Hey mom, sure you look great today.

Alice: Ok, what's the catch?

Tommy: 20 bucks.

Shannon: Bo, is there more fun people in Hazzard besides you and your family?

cue Julieduke

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Mel: yes' date=' of course, why did you ask anyways, people thought my cooking was good.

Joloene: yeah, I bet they did.

(Tommy walks in)

tommy: Hey mom, sure you look great today.

Alice: Ok, what's the catch?

Tommy: 20 bucks.

Shannon: Bo, is there more fun people in Hazzard besides you and your family?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Well let's see there's Mz. Emma Tizdale the motorcycle riding postmistress's and she also drives the only cab in Hazzard and can't forget about Cooter the best Mechanic In Georgia I would recommend him to anybody."

cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Why? Who's Rosco?

Luke: Rosco is the sherieff, he sees you you got a citation.

Shannon: yeah, bo, it would be fun with to do that with you.

Vera: So what's wrong with the General Lee?

Mel: It's just a car why would you name a car?

Alice: Oh, and i'm sure you don't name your cars.

cue Julieduke

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Shannon: Why? Who's Rosco?

Luke: Rosco is the sherieff' date=' he sees you you got a citation.

Shannon: yeah, bo, it would be fun with to do that with you.

Vera: So what's wrong with the General Lee?

Mel: It's just a car why would you name a car?

Alice: Oh, and i'm sure you don't name your cars.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Mel says "When it don't run I call it a few choice words now!"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Alice: yeah like what?

Joloene: Hey mel' date=' why dont have a break and go to hazzard.

Mel: No i lose my costumers!

Shannon: Is there any boys in Hazzard as cute as you and luke bo?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "No, were the cutest of the single in town if look up Cute in Dictionary there is a picture of us right next to it."

cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: so are you avablie to date?

Mel: so are you four done yet your scaring away my costumers!

Vera: what costumers?

Alice: Mel you know that they're all at Barney's why do you go there.

Joloene: yeah' date=' and learn how to cook.

Mel: Bag it, Blondie.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Ya, I'm single and ready, willing and able as well but one thing do you eat here often."

cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Well, im not really from Phoenix, I'm from Virginia, and I just came here on a tourist attraction.

Daisy: Hey Luke, did you get the feneral fixed?

Luke: Yep, it's ready to go.

Joloene: Do y'all mind if I come along I really wanna see what Hazzard is like.

Uncle Jesse: Oh sure.

Mel: No, please Joloene, dont go.

Joloene: Mel, I need a vacation.

Mel: Fine, go.

Shannon: Say Bo, what's the first thing you wanna do in Hazzard? Want to go Skinny-Dipping?

Cue Julieduke

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Shannon: Well' date=' im not really from Phoenix, I'm from Virginia, and I just came here on a tourist attraction.

Daisy: Hey Luke, did you get the feneral fixed?

Luke: Yep, it's ready to go.

Joloene: Do y'all mind if I come along I really wanna see what Hazzard is like.

Uncle Jesse: Oh sure.

Mel: No, please Joloene, dont go.

Joloene: Mel, I need a vacation.

Mel: Fine, go.

Shannon: Say Bo, what's the first thing you wanna do in Hazzard? Want to go Skinny-Dipping?

Cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Shannon, I was thinking do you want to try juking with me?"

Shannon says "What's that?"

Cue Bo's Crush

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