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Hooper

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Yes! Cully! :wink:

Cully (walking into the Palomino toward Sonny): If yer still mad I can just leave and...

Sonny: Aw shut up and sit down.

Cully: Kinda early in the mornin' for that hard stuff ain't it?

Sonny: I'm workin' out. I'm doing my left arm this morning (lifts glass), I'll get around to my right arm this afternoon.

ROFL

"You oughta drink more. Nothin' hurts when yer numb." -- Jocko.

"Thank you very much! We'll be right back. Stick around, get drunk and be somebody! Thank ya..." -- Singer at the Palomino

The fight scene at the Palomino is worth the price of admission. ROFL

"Holy %*$@! A fight!!" -- Hammerhead.

"It's a bird! It's a plane! It's Super Hooper!" -- Jocko (as Sonny goes flying over the upright piano)

I better stop before I type all the dialog. ROFL

Great film!

Flippin' through the channels awhile back, Cybil was on. Tom Wopat's character Jeff was singing in a bar and there was a fight scene ala Hooper. Guest starring in that episode... Burt Reynolds and Hal Needham!

=) A neat tribute to a very enjoyable movie.

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He always is the bad guy

Who gets it in the end

He's out there stoppin' horses

Or holdin' off a train

He never won a gunfight

A squabble or a brawl

For bein' such a loser

Hooper's really got it all

You can toss him

Blast him

Flip him n' turn him

Shoot him, hang him

Bury and burn him

Chances are Hooper's back for more

Run him out across the ground

Take a truck, run him down

He ain't easy

He's up and gone

You can hit him

Kick him

Generally abuse him

Set him on fire

Will amuse him

Heaven knows

He won't hold a grudge

He'll look you in the eye

And tell you with a smile

There ain't nothin' like the life

Of a Hollywood stuntman

Some folks used to tell him

He ought to settle down

Find a steady woman

Land a job in town

Somehow that attraction

Never seemed too great

Ya always see him leavin'

Just before it gets too late

Goin' down the highway

Barely on the ground

Never under eighty

Judgin' from the sound

Later in the evening

Tearin' up the town

Always seems to end up

With the prettiest girl around

You can toss him

Blast him

Flip him n' turn him

Shoot him, hang him

Bury and burn him

Chances are Hooper's back for more

Run him out across the ground

Take a truck, run him down

He ain't easy

He's up and gone

You can hit him

Kick him

Generally abuse him

Set him on fire

Will amuse him

Heaven knows

He won't hold a grudge

He'll look you in the eye

And tell you with a smile

There ain't nothin' like the life

Of a Hollywood stuntman

He'll look you in the eye

And tell you with a smile

There ain't nothin' like the life

Nothin' like the life

There ain't nothin' like the life

Of a Hollywood stuntman, stuntman, stuntman, stuntman

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