January 14, 201016 yr Don't worry Mufn. As soon as we're done lockin' up Dukes, we'll get to the rest of our Wanted list. *pencils in another name*
January 15, 201016 yr MaryAnne, can you throw Val in the Hazzard hoosegow next? Since MaryAnne put DaisyMae in jail... Does that mean anyone can make a citizens arrest and put MaryAnne in the clink?
January 15, 201016 yr Since MaryAnne put DaisyMae in jail... Does that mean anyone can make a citizens arrest and put MaryAnne in the clink?What the hell would you arrest MaryAnne for?No, I don't think a citizen arrest of the Deputy is gonna be possible. *looks around quickly* But maybe we could work something out. I might be able to make an arrangement, for the right price....
January 15, 201016 yr Since MaryAnne put DaisyMae in jail... Does that mean anyone can make a citizens arrest and put MaryAnne in the clink?That's a brilliant idea Daney!Who besides me remembers that episode of Andy Griffith where Gomer Pyle (no relation to Denver) yells "Citizen's Arrest Citizen's Arrest"? MaryAnne's face would be as shocked as Barney Fife's was. Can we all say "popular revolt"?
January 15, 201016 yr What the hell would you arrest MaryAnne for?No, I don't think a citizen arrest of the Deputy is gonna be possible. *looks around quickly* But maybe we could work something out. I might be able to make an arrangement, for the right price....That is tempting, Brian. At the moment, I'll have to decline. Otherwise I might end up in jail for a second time, different crime.
January 15, 201016 yr That is tempting, Brian. At the moment, I'll have to decline. Otherwise I might end up in jail for a second time, different crime.So what? You could end up in jail a second time anyway. Might as well earn it.
January 15, 201016 yr Author I think another Coltrane is more suitable for jail then MaryAnne and it sure aint Rosco. *Smirks at Brian.* I bet its been awhile since you had chipped beef Brian.~Chet
January 15, 201016 yr So what? You could end up in jail a second time anyway. Might as well earn it.Hmmm... yeah.
January 15, 201016 yr I think another Coltrane is more suitable for jail then MaryAnne and it sure aint Rosco. *Smirks at Brian.* I bet its been awhile since you had chipped beef Brian.~ChetBrian, since you and MaryAnne are going down list of Dukes to arrest.... *clears throat, motions to Chet* I think I spot the next Duke to wear handcuffs... so the question I have for you Chet is whens the last time you had chipped beef? *chuckles*
January 15, 201016 yr Author Go ahead... but remember Im not so easy to throw in jail, ya gotta catch me first and Im not sure you old guys can handle that. *Smirks.* Dont hurt yourself.~Chet
January 15, 201016 yr Go ahead... but remember Im not so easy to throw in jail, ya gotta catch me first and Im not sure you old guys can handle that. *Smirks.* Dont hurt yourself.~ChetMaryAnne, if you need any help apprehending Cowboy, Id be glad to offer my services! *grins*
January 16, 201016 yr Daney, I'm shocked. Shocked! You'd put ME in jail?! Me?? And you, Brian, you'd stoop so low as to....ah, yes, you would. I'm not shocked by that.No, Roger, I don't recall that Andy Griffith episode. But I do recall one tho' where Barney yelled, "This is a jail house, let's show some respect!!" (There was a young git-tar player named Jim in that one. Looked a lot like Rosco come to think of it...)Nice to know I got real friends around this county. Folks like Jamie Lee there, and Alex. And hell, even Chet. Neither one of them agreed to the idea of puttin' me in the clink to which, I thank them!Daney and Roger may find themselves doing a second stint in the slammer. And bail won't be cute poetry or tasty cookie recipies. No sir. I'll make you really have to WORK to get out of jail. Hrmph!Brian may find himself in the slammer too.
January 16, 201016 yr Daney and Roger may find themselves doing a second stint in the slammer. And bail won't be cute poetry or tasty cookie recipies. No sir. I'll make you really have to WORK to get out of jail. Hrmph!Brian may find himself in the slammer too. Youre welcome! I dont think you belong in jail, but sure go ahead and lock Roger and Daney back up! Theyre Dukes and are used to slammer time! *grins*
January 16, 201016 yr If it lets MaryAnne have fun, I will go back to jail and that is all I have to say.
January 16, 201016 yr Go ahead... but remember Im not so easy to throw in jail, ya gotta catch me first and Im not sure you old guys can handle that. *Smirks.* Dont hurt yourself.~ChetNaw, Chet, we're not gonna bother tryin' to catch you. 'Cause ya see, I know what makes you tick. We'll arrest all the other Dukes, and just kinda overlook you. Then, bein' the only Duke not to go to jail, you'll be an embarassment to the entire family. I mean, if you're a Duke, and you can't wind up behind bars, then your ancestry gets called into question. You'll be sad, walkin' the streets free, when every single one of your relations gets the notoriety of bein' locked up. Hell, Daney and Daisy got arrested before you! BAHAHAHAH!!You call yerself a bad guy. THHHHBTH!!
January 16, 201016 yr I think another Coltrane is more suitable for jail then MaryAnne and it sure aint Rosco. *Smirks at Brian.* I bet its been awhile since you had chipped beef Brian.~ChetNot gonna happen. And in case you missed my earlier comment...THHHHBPTH!!
January 16, 201016 yr yeah brian, when was the last time you where there?Which jail ?Oh, the Hazzard jail! I dunno, but it was a very long time ago, and it was over some minor misunderstanding, and it only happened once, and I'm sure it'll nevah happen again.
January 16, 201016 yr Which jail ?Oh, the Hazzard jail! I dunno, but it was a very long time ago, and it was over some minor misunderstanding, and it only happened once, and I'm sure it'll nevah happen again.Minor misunderstanding? It only happened once?
January 16, 201016 yr Author "The outlaw who runs lives to run another day..."Im more of an outlaw then a Duke, Ive always been shunned from the Duke clan, why should now be any different? ~Chet
January 16, 201016 yr "The outlaw who runs lives to run another day..."Im more of an outlaw then a Duke, Ive always been shunned from the Duke clan, why should now be any different? ~ChetAwww poor Chet, would you like a tissue? *grins*
January 17, 201016 yr [quote name=Cowboy;180975 Im more of an outlaw then a Duke' date=' Ive always been shunned from the Duke clan, why should now be any different? ~ChetYou been shunned by the outlaws, too.
January 17, 201016 yr You been shunned by the outlaws, too. *bursts out laughing* Youre right Brian he has... so the bigger question is, hes not in with the Dukes, hes not in with the outlaws, so where exactly does Chet fit in?? *grins*
January 17, 201016 yr *bursts out laughing* Youre right Brian he has... so the bigger question is, hes not in with the Dukes, hes not in with the outlaws, so where exactly does Chet fit in?? *grins*With his friends BL and Lori Davenport! Him and Garrett seem to get along."The outlaw who runs lives to run another day..."Im more of an outlaw then a Duke, Ive always been shunned from the Duke clan, why should now be any different? ~ChetYou mean just certain ones? I thought you and Garrett were pretty close.
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