daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 11, 2009 Report Posted May 11, 2009 (edited) (for me and Julie and possibly Lizzy only)One sunny day in Hazzard County, a brunette girl, Daisy Duke, wearing short shorts, high heels and a western shirt, was sitting in her broken down jeep also known as the Dixie on the side of the road with her cousin Julie Duke when two guys in a blue truck with lightning bolts all over it showed up beside them Edited May 11, 2009 by daisydukeXenosstrait
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 (for me and Julie and possibly Lizzy only)One sunny day in Hazzard County, a brunette girl, Daisy Duke, wearing short shorts, high heels and a western shirt, was sitting in her broken down jeep also known as the Dixie on the side of the road with her cousin Julie Duke when two guys in a blue truck with lightning bolts all over it showed up beside themJulie Says "Look from the plates there Okie's Daisy, you know Reba is from there as well."Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstrait
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Look from the plates there Okie's Daisy, you know Reba is from there as well."Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstraitIt seems that Rack and Lonnie was just here in Hazzard County because they took a wrong turn off the highway and Lonnie was lost as well.Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Look from the plates there Okie's Daisy, you know Reba is from there as well."Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstraitDaisy said "dont trust em" thats when the two Okalahoma deputys got out and one named Lonni tried hitting on Daisy
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Daisy said "dont trust em" thats when the two Okalahoma deputys got out and one named Lonni tried hitting on DaisyJulie looks and Says "A Little out of your area now, this is Hazzard County here now."Cue anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie looks and Says "A Little out of your area now, this is Hazzard County here now."Cue anybodyDaisy goes up to Lonni "why dont you and your partner here get back in that big fancy truck, and get yalls butts outta Hazzard!"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Daisy goes up to Lonni "why dont you and your partner here get back in that big fancy truck, and get yalls butts outta Hazzard!"Julie Says "Daisy that ain't no southern belle treatment now and remember were Georgia Peaches and were supposed to sweet as well. That's more like Scarlett from Gone With The Wind and besides they should explore and check out the Hazzard Car Wash."Lonni Says "Y'll got a Car Wash, how much is you know Thunder good use a wash now."By then Julie and Daisy are smiling because Lonni thinks it's a actual car wash right now as well.Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Daisy that ain't no southern belle treatment now and remember were Georgia Peaches and were supposed to sweet as well."Cue AnybodyDaisy turned to her "did you not just see him try an hit on me! hes a damn pervert!"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Daisy turned to her "did you not just see him try an hit on me! hes a damn pervert!"Julie Says "You flirt with Enos not to get a ticket now as well and you don't see nothing wrong it as well. And I believe guys, what we got here is a Scarlett O'Hara watch out the glass full wine might come next now."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "You flirt with Enos not to get a ticket now as well and you don't see nothing wrong it as well. And I believe guys, what we got here is a Scarlett O'Hara watch out the glass full wine might come next now."Cue AnybodyLonni said "whose Enos? and what do you mean by the wine might come next"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Lonni said "whose Enos? and what do you mean by the wine might come next"Julie Says "Enos is here boyfriend, and in Gone With The Wind the scene where Rhett comes in and Scarlett is mad at Ashley and throws the full glass at the wall."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Enos is here boyfriend, and in Gone With The Wind the scene where Rhett comes in and Scarlett is mad at Ashley and throws the full glass at the wall."Cue AnybodyRack comes around the truck and calms Daisy down and then says "is she always like this?"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Rack comes around the truck and calms Daisy down and then says "is she always like this?"Julie Says "Yup, she doesn't trust you and Lonni for some reason but one question what year is the truck that is nice."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Yup, she doesn't trust you and Lonni for some reason but one question what year is the truck that is nice."Cue AnybodyLonni said "its like a 98, hard to believe, and you have a hottie of a cousin i might add"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Lonni said "its like a 98, hard to believe, and you have a hottie of a cousin i might add"Julie Says "He's handsome I might add as well, and what do you call him as well?"Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstrait
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "He's handsome I might add as well, and what do you call him as well?"Cue LizzyJackson-Davenport or daisydukeXenosstraitLonni said "Thunder"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Lonni said "Thunder"Julie Says "That's not who I was calling handsome now!"Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "That's not who I was calling handsome now!"Cue AnybodyDaisy turned to everyone "im walking the rest of the way, see yall!"
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Daisy turned to everyone "im walking the rest of the way, see yall!"Julie Says "Hey Daisy, why walk maybe they might be to give us a ride to Cooter's place now."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Hey Daisy, why walk maybe they might be to give us a ride to Cooter's place now."Cue AnybodyDaisy said "thanks, but im not gonna ride with two perverts" thats when Rack went and grabed her around the waist
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Daisy said "thanks, but im not gonna ride with two perverts" thats when Rack went and grabed her around the waistJulie Says "Hey don't do that now, that's my cousin right there and besides she doesn't even like your right now. I like ya but not if your going to act like that now forget that now."Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Hey don't do that now, that's my cousin right there and besides she doesn't even like your right now. I like ya but not if your going to act like that now forget that now."Cue AnybodyRack says "little ladie you calm down" thats when Daisy kicked him were it counts
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Rack says "little ladie you calm down" thats when Daisy kicked him were it countsJulie Says "Who that hurt didn't now Cowboy!"Cue Anybody
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted May 12, 2009 Author Report Posted May 12, 2009 Julie Says "Who that hurt didn't now Cowboy!"Cue AnybodyLonni just laughed at Rack
Julieduke Posted May 12, 2009 Report Posted May 12, 2009 Lonni just laughed at RackJulie Says "Come on Daisy, let's both leave Cooter can pick the jeep up later."Cue Anybody
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