Actually this has been an interesting thread, and it's been great to see all the responses. I'll quit teasing long enough to tell ya what I do.

I work for a major financial corporation and I help people avoid foreclosure. I have a fancy title that sounds like pure jibberish to anybody not familiar with the industry.

I deal with people from all walks of life. Scientists, firemen, cops, Federal agents, teachers, nurses, self-employed business owners, waitresses, car salesmen, you name it. That's what alarms me the most about the current state of the economy. It doesn't matter what people do for a living or how much money they make. Trouble can find ya.

My job is complicated, extremely stressful, and time-sensitive. Sometimes I can pull off a small miracle for somebody and help them. Other times, I'm the bearer of bad news and I have to counsel people on things they'd rather not have to know.

That's what I do, when I'm not slacking on HazzardNet.

I have 2 jobs. The one I do during the day is working at my church as part

of the office staff. My 2nd job is a MK consultant(which is cool).

If there is anyone that hasn't figured it out yet, I teach art at a public high school. It is the best job in the world and you couldn't pay me enough to quit.

It may sound corny to some when I say it but the Good Lord called me to be a teacher and I love every minute of it.

Wait...in real life, you're the night watchman for the all-night deli on Frontage Road?

You could say that.