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Larry had driven into hazzard to get a news story on hazzard and unfortunly Balki had to come along and Rosco suddenly appears and stops them.

cue julieduke or daisymaeduke

Balki says "Larry, why are you so nervous the Policeman just wants to talk you and compliment you on your driving that is all."

Balki sees a bright Orange Stock car drive by with number on and says "Larry, are we in race and not know about it yet."

Balladeer: Oh boy is Balki naive about Hazzard and Rosco now.

cue Bo's Crush and DaisyMaeDuke

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the general stops, and bo and luke get out.

Luke: what seems to be the problem, Rosco?

Rosco: this car here is speeding that's a naughty naughty.

Balki: Oh, im not speeding officer, i was going the limit.

Larry: yeah, wait a minute, you guys were speeding.

Balki: Cousin, dont be ridcoulus, they were not speeding, what were they doing?

cue julieduke or daisymaeduke

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the general stops' date=' and bo and luke get out.

Luke: what seems to be the problem, Rosco?

Rosco: this car here is speeding that's a naughty naughty.

Balki: Oh, im not speeding officer, i was going the limit.

Larry: yeah, wait a minute, you guys were speeding.

Balki: Cousin, dont be ridcoulus, they were not speeding, what were they doing?

cue julieduke or daisymaeduke[/quote']

Balki says "Wait a minute it's illegal to go over the speed limit here I thought we was racing that all."

Larry says "Oh Balki, that worst you put foot in your mouth!"

Balki says "But Larry, my foot doesn't fit in my mouth I've tried."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Larry: its an expersion balki it means shut up.

Balki: Oh. That orange car is fast cousin larry.

Rosco: I'll give y'all a warning this time. bye you dukes and to you two.

Larry: so are you race car drivers or something?

cue julieduke or daisymaeduke

Balki says "Oh thank Sheriff, we appreciate that and that is a pretty car you have what's her names."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Luke: It's called the general Lee.

Bo: sorry about ol' rosco there.

Larry:oh, he was no problem at all.

Balki:yes he was cousin larry.

in this story bo and shannon are still dating.

shannon: Bo, luke can we like go now? no offense to y'all and is that Balki?

Shannon had known bakli when she passed through new york to get to hazzard.

cue julieduke

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Luke: It's called the general Lee.

Bo: sorry about ol' rosco there.

Larry:oh' date=' he was no problem at all.

Balki:yes he was cousin larry.

in this story bo and shannon are still dating.

shannon: Bo, luke can we like go now? no offense to y'all and is that Balki?

Shannon had known bakli when she passed through new york to get to hazzard.

cue julieduke[/quote']

Balki says "Hey, I remember you from New York how's everything doing Shannon. I finally tossed my hat up in the air but it landed on a big cop he didn't like it."

Larry says "Balki, that's the Mary Tyler Moore show you got that from right?"

Balki says "Ya, I think so. But, did you know it illegal to toss your hat right in the middle of rush hour traffic in New York City while crossing the street. I think he called it jaywalking but my name wasn't Jay it's Balki I explained it to him but he still gave a ticket for Jaywalking."

cue Bo's Crush

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Larry: Balki' date=' it means not walking on a crosswalk.

Shannon: Ok balki, Bo just became my boyfriend and we are dating.

Balki: here's the story of a lovely lady, who was bringing up..

Larry: balki, do not sing that song its driving me crazy!

Balki: ok, cousin larry.

cue julieduke[/quote']

Balladeer: Oh Boy I think Rosco should Balki sing the theme to "Brady Bunch" a few dozen times now. Personally I like the theme to Bonanza myself.

Larry says "You know, I don't think you quite understand smalltown America Balki you see there is cops that will bust out your taillights just to give you a ticket."

Balki says "Why that's terrible does the cop pay for for a new taillight then, it's only fair now?"

Larry says "No Balki, he just asks for your license or and gives it back and writes you ticket and tells you to fix it."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Larry: so were can we stay?

Shannon: theres a motel up ahead.

Balki: oh' date=' thanks Shannon lets go cousin larry.

cue julieduke[/quote']

A while later Larry found the hotel, he checked in and he had finally seen that Balki was fascinated with the Dry goods store and later the garage and the post office.

Larry was glad that Balki was talking to all the people in the city, he didn't mind the county but he was doing a story on corrupt polticians and dirty cops while he was here.

Cue Bo's Crush

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Balki went in the poilce sation and met enos glad rosco wont there.

Meanwhile...

Shannon: Im glad larry and balki are doing a column and use hazzard do you' date=' bo.

Bo: yeah.

Shannon: you dont mind if i sleep with you tonight do u?

/bo:no , i dont see why not.

cue juileduke[/quote']

Balki says "Hey Enos, did you know that's illegal to jaywalk in New York City I tossed my hat up and it landed on some cop and he got mad at me and wrote me a ticket for jaywalking. I even explained that my name wasn't Jay but Balki and that I was new to the county but he didn't even care."

Enos says "That's New York City for ya Balki, that just don't care I hope you didn't do that again Balki.,"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Balki: oh no i didnt' date=' enos. Shannon is such great friends with me and cousin larry.

Enos: oh, i see. how do you like hazzard.

Balki:ok I guess i'll get cousin larry.

cue juileduke[/quote']

Larry was enjoying his time away from Balki and he was thinking of asking some of locals where everybody hangs out and meet with people and talk to them as well.

Bo's Crush

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Larry had found out about the boars nest and decided to do some interview there but didnt wanna get a bad story.

cue juileduke

Larry had met up with Balki outside of Cooter's filling station and he says "Hey Balki, do you want to go the Boar's Nest with me tonight?"

Balki says "I don't know Larry are sure it's not on a farm or something like that."

Larry says "Balki it's Bar and restaurant that's all okay."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Balki: Oh, no thanks, im gonna hang out with the dukes and Shannon.

Larry: Suit yourself, Shannon make sure he doesn't get in trouble.

Shannon: 10-4, Larry.

Balki: Hey Shannon,What does 10-4 mean?

Cooter: Balki: you don't know what 10-4 means?

Balki: Of course I do dont be riduclous, what does it mean?

Bo: Well, it means Ok in cb talk?

Balki: What a cb?

Oh Balki got a lot to learn dont he?

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Balki: Oh' date=' no thanks, im gonna hang out with the dukes and Shannon.

Larry: Suit yourself, Shannon make sure he doesn't get in trouble.

Shannon: 10-4, Larry.

Balki: Hey Shannon,What does 10-4 mean?

Cooter: Balki: you don't know what 10-4 means?

Balki: Of course I do dont be riduclous, what does it mean?

Bo: Well, it means Ok in cb talk?

Balki: What a cb?

Oh Balki got a lot to learn dont he?[/quote']

Balladeer: Oh boy wait till he finds out there a whole lingo involved now.

Cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Look Balki' date=' how about me and bo show you around hazzard.

Balki: Ok, what about Luke?

Luke: I'll be coming along Balki, and you can meet Uncle Jesse and Daisy.

Balki: Daisy, is that a dog? I love dogs in Myops we only had one dog and lot of sheep.

cue julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "No Daisy is our cousin but you know there's Maudine, and the goats and the chickens and some sheep as well."

Balki says "I'll glad to and you in Myops there is tradition that you kiss a goat when visit somebody's house the very first time. It bring's good luck, and it's very old but not everybody observes it."

cue Bo's Crush

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Luke: Why would anyone do that?

Balki: So we hope to make good friends.

Shannon: Well, if you stay in Hazzard long enough the dukes will show you around.

Balki: you hang out with bo alot, Shannon.

Shannon: yeah, balki, he's my Boyfriend.

Balki:oh, cousin larry should be here soon.

meanwhile a little later Larry came back with only one page of interviews. I feel sorry for him, ithought he would get more, dont you?

cue juileduke

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Luke: Why would anyone do that?

Balki: So we hope to make good friends.

Shannon: Well' date=' if you stay in Hazzard long enough the dukes will show you around.

Balki: you hang out with bo alot, Shannon.

Shannon: yeah, balki, he's my Boyfriend.

Balki:oh, cousin larry should be here soon.

meanwhile a little later Larry came back with only one page of interviews. I feel sorry for him, ithought he would get more, dont you?

cue juileduke[/quote']

Balki says "Hey there your back how was the Boar's Nest so how was the place did you talk to alot of people?"

Larry says "Balki I think the people in the Boar's Nest and in Hazzard are afraid of J.D. Hogg I would talk to somebody and we would come out they would just walk away from me is that normal."

Cue Bo's Crush

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