Valerie Strate Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Val grinned at Daney then smiled to Brian, "Nice to see too Brian. Hazzard is doing well. I sure hope they can get you out in one peice cause Hazzard doesn't need more than one Brian Coltrane running around."The Game Warden chuckled then stiffled it and gave him a warm smile as the sincerety in her gray eyes shown relief, to see him again and to see Daney still had some feelings for him. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 "i wonder if the Hazzard County sheriffs Department has been remembering to lubricate the locks on the regular basis. That could be why the lock keeps sticking, and now won't budge. I remember how my bicycle lock used to do that if it wasn't lubricated regularly... and it froze a few times too ... adn i broke both the keys in it and someone had to use a chisle and a hammer to break it so i could get my bike ... yeah, how bout y'all try lubricating it with some oil ... or some WD 40... just never put it on teh bottom of a sled, I made that mastaek once on a plastic one," Hilery says thinking aloud and cringes. "not smart especially going down a huge hill with trees at the bottom... or a fence. But try lubricating the lock ... oh and Brian, might wanna look out the window," Hilery adds seeing the latest spectators in Brians ordeal. 3 kitty cats. Good ol' Boots, (the red and white), the black cat Scooter aka Scoot, and Catcat, the white kitty were sitting just outside the sheriffs office jsut close enough to Brians window to be touched, waiting to see if Brian would say Hello, or if they would be invited in, or just ignored. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 "It's good to see ya, Game Warden. How's Fang?" After looking around to make sure Fang didn't wander into the cell somehow, notices Hilery's cats. "Hello Kitty! And kitty, and kitty. You remember me, eh?"Gives each of the cats a friendly scratch behind the ears. "Got everything here except the Duke's mule, and I don't think that'd be a good idea. Khee!"Looks back to the assembled visitors through the bars. "So I miss anythin' in town? It's been quiet?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted July 26, 2003 Report Share Posted July 26, 2003 Mac crossed his arms over his chest. "Well let's see, got a few new citizens. Rosco flattened a few more patrol cars, the Duke boys drove the General around...other that things have been pretty normal Brian." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "I didn't realize Hazzard had a 'normal.' I've never seen anythin' constitutin' normal around here."After waiting a beat, seeks out MaryAnne, looking at her through the bars. "Hey, Deputy! Either Rosco ain't got his ears on, or he's decided to let me rot. How about we try calling in the Army Corps of Engineers?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "Maybe he did, Brian." Softy hums a Dobie Gray tune while waiting for MaryAnne to answer. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 MaryAnne sighed and put the CB mike down. "Yeah, he ain't respondin'." She turned and looked at the holding cell Brian was in. "Hmmm...." She studied the bars and brick walls that surrounded it. "Anybody got any dynamite?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "I got a way MaryAnne, and it wont require sweeping up bits of Brian." Mac said as he stepped forward, his gaze bouncing between the two Coltranes in front of and behind the bars."Will you let me help now?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "GAAAAAAH!! Ain't that just a hair over the top, cousin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Looks from Brian to the Deputy. "MaryAnne, I got dynamite outside in Hunter's trunk. That could come in handy if you need to give yer cousin the second degree before you let him out." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Mac nodded at Daney's offer. "That would work but its put a risk on Brian, with flying bricks and chunks of concrete. What I have in mind wouldnt hurt him, the only thing that would be damaged would be the doorlock." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 MaryAnne looked at Mac and Daney. "Believe me, Daney, Brian's already received the 2nd degree from me. And Mac, I appreciate the offer of help, but as a deputy of this county, I put him in there, and I gotta take him out---I mean GET him out." Looks back at Brian with a grin. "I meant get on that cousin." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Looks at MacGyver. "Brian won't mind. He loves being in tight spots." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Looks at Daney."Oh yeah sure I'm sure he does, but frankly a coffin isn't one of them." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "This is a little more n' ah anticipated for obtainin' freedom! Mind ya, I want out, but I don't want off the planet !"Brian wraps both hands around the bars and goes eye to eye with MaryAnne. "But if your tryin' to rattle a confession outta me by threatin' to use dynamite on that cell door, you can just do your damn worst. 'Cause I ain't fallin' for it. No cop interrogation has ever broken me yet, and you n' your Hazzard firecrackers won't break me now! Hell, I dare ya!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "Why don't you guys just try lubricating the lock? Or you could take a saw to the bars, then welt them back into place and no one is none the wiser. Or you could do what isuggested before, take a blow torch to the lock cover, remove it, and then just change the lock.. the latter after releasin brian." Hilery says enjoying the spectacle as her cats climbed into Brians cell. One stayed in, while the other two began trying to ease everyone's agrivation, not straying too far incase of a hastey retreate being needed. They knew Brian probably wouldn't mind the cmpany, and if he did, he could just set them in the window where they were. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 MaryAnne looks back at Brian in mild surprise. "Hmmm.....perhaps dynamite won't work. Excuse me y'all, I'll be right back...."MaryAnne ran out of the booking room and came back several moments later with box full of gunpowder and a match. In her back pocket was a screwdriver. She put the box down infront of the cell door and held the match up to Brian. "How's this for a firecracker? KHEE!!!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MacGyver Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "WHOA MARYANNE!" Mac looked at the size of the box. "Just put some of the powder in the lock itself, stuff some cloth in there and light it. That way the blast won't hurt Anyone." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
countrygirl1986 Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "My way would cause even less damage than that," Hilery says musing. "Infact, in the end on my idea, the cell would be 100% opperational again," she adds from her post on the steps. "Just use a blow torch to get the lock cover off, adn then remove the lcok, and change it." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Brian gave the box of gunpowder a long look. It was probably the equivilent of a few sticks of dynamite. His dark eyes then flicked to the unlit match in MaryAnne's fingers."You wouldn't." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 remembers what Uncle Jesse said once... You gotta give them city people the benefit of the doubt. It ain't right to take advantage of them just cause they don't know no better so just keep it simple."MaryAnne, just keep it simple." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 MaryAnne grinned. "Sure I would....You want outta here, don't ya cousin?" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brian Coltrane Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 "Awright, smarty cop....I'm callin' your bluff. Ah refuse to believe you'd do somethin' that crazy. You're the responsible one in the Coltrane clan! You wouldn't do nothin' to destroy county property...or a county prisoner, for that matter!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MaryAnne Posted July 27, 2003 Author Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Keeps a steady eye on Brian for a long moment and then reaches into pocket, removing a length of fuse. She looks at it wistfully and sighs and then looks back at Brian with a grin. "Yer right. I wouldn't." Drops the fuse length into the box and tucks the match back into her other pocket. She then pulls the screwdriver from her back pocket and reaches up to the top hinge of the cell door. "But the look on yer face has been worth the price of admission, cousin...." Starts to unscrew the top hinge. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaneyDuke Posted July 27, 2003 Report Share Posted July 27, 2003 Daney takes a quick picture of said look and the grin on MaryAnne's face. Then doubles over in laughter. Tears of relief streaming down own face. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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