Twas the night before christmas in Hazzard

[B.L. Davenport]

Just a little bit of christmas nonsense.

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Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house not a creature was stirring except B.L.’s mouse. The stockings were hung by the chimney with care in hopes that

Saint Nicholas soon would be there. Kelly and the new baby were nestled all snug in their beds while visions of candy danced in their heads. Daisy in her kerchief and Cooter in his cap had just settled down for a night cap. When out in the yard there was such a clatter

Cooter sprang from the bed to see what was the matter. Away to the window he flew unlike flash tore open the shutters and threw up the sash. The moon on the breast of the new fallen snow gave the luster of midday to objects below. When what to his wandering

Eyes should appear but the General Lee coming near with Bo at the wheel and Luke shifting gears. Uncle Jesse there in the back shouting and yelling Bo slow down before ya have a wreck! Dry leaves did fly as they met with a road block, they mount to the sky with a loud thump they land on the roof. As Cooter drew in his head and was turning around down the chimney Boss Hogg came with a bound. He was dressed in his white all covered in dirt oh what a sight! With the help of Rosco and Enos he filled the kids stockings high with delight. When he was done Enos giggled, while Rosco shushed hush dipstick. They all turned with a jerk, and laying their fingers aside of their nose up the chimney they rose. They climbed back in the General and I heard as they drove out of sight the sounds of Dixie blare through the night.