Even though the movie wasn't even close to being even a little bit like the original, I still enjoyed it for what it was, and here are two of my favorite quotes out of the movie.....

Enos-"......Now you know I can't tell you Bo....Boss'll tan my hide."

Luke-"He spanks you?"

Rosco-.....OH i've got two words for you.....Soap and Water."

Cooter-"That's three......stupid."

Bo - "We'll be long got before any other cops show up..."

two cop cars block him

"GET SKINNY!!"

Someone saying to Daisy Duke while she is taking his order at the Boar's Nest, 'Do those legs come over easy'?

oh yead, that was Dil Drisco, that was a funny part

I will censor this one, but right after Bo & Luke get in the new General:

Bo: "I will never get out of this car again.. I'm gonna eat in it, sleep in it, and I'm gonna make sweet love to it".

Luke: "You mean make sweet love 'in' it".

Bo: "No I wanna have sex with it!"

And of course everyone that's bought the DVD knows his line in the unrated version:

Bo: "No I wanna %* it!"

Not sure why, but that line cracks me up each time.. especially how in 'love' with the car he is throughout the movie.

i like the line from the unrated version where the check out the destroyed general...

luke: what if u need to tow somebody?

cooter: why use your toe when u can finger her

i think thats the line...but you get the point