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Dale The Bold

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  1. I would open the movie with a bizarre chase scene, like a bus load of clowns who robbed the orphanage being chased by Bo and Luke, who are being chased by the feds, who are being chased by Boss and Rosco, who are being chased by Lulu (with a couple grocery bags of food). Then the Dukes catch the baddies and get a reward that they give to the orphanage. Boss is upset, Lulu finally brings Boss his lunch and hte clowns go to jail. Then the Dukes arrive back home...

  2. I would open the movie with a bizarre chase scene, like a bus load of clowns who robbed the orphanage being chased by Bo and Luke, who are being chased by the feds, who are being chased by Boss and Rosco, who are being chased by Lulu (with a couple grocery bags of food). Then the Dukes catch the baddies and get a reward that they give to the orphanage. Boss is upset, Lulu finally brings Boss his lunch and hte clowns go to jail. Then the Dukes arrive back home...

  3. In the movie Flash is.....

    ...Boss Hogg's dog!

    WHY, WHY, WHY? Do they see this as an "update"?

    [Hollywood Moron]

    Oh, yeah, you see here in the 21st century, dogs aren't owned by Sheriffs. That would be indecent and politically incorrect. Therefore we changed it. A recent poll conducted in L.A. indicates that no one will notice.

    [/Hollywood Moron]

  4. In the movie Flash is.....

    ...Boss Hogg's dog!

    WHY, WHY, WHY? Do they see this as an "update"?

    [Hollywood Moron]

    Oh, yeah, you see here in the 21st century, dogs aren't owned by Sheriffs. That would be indecent and politically incorrect. Therefore we changed it. A recent poll conducted in L.A. indicates that no one will notice.

    [/Hollywood Moron]

  5. Nothing will change! This movie is geared toward teenage boys or men with teenage boy's minds. That's a demographic they are shooting for.

    While I understand that, they've gone way past too far. I mean, that demographic would have liked the movie just the same without the stupid drug scenes. I mean, do they really think morons are going to come out of the theater saying "Hey, as a stupid dirtball druggie, I'm glad to finally see another movie I can relate to!" So they either put the drug crap in the movie to push a political agenda, or to offend anyone outside of their demographic (neither of which makes sense in a movie called Dukes of Hazzard).

  6. Nothing will change! This movie is geared toward teenage boys or men with teenage boy's minds. That's a demographic they are shooting for.

    While I understand that, they've gone way past too far. I mean, that demographic would have liked the movie just the same without the stupid drug scenes. I mean, do they really think morons are going to come out of the theater saying "Hey, as a stupid dirtball druggie, I'm glad to finally see another movie I can relate to!" So they either put the drug crap in the movie to push a political agenda, or to offend anyone outside of their demographic (neither of which makes sense in a movie called Dukes of Hazzard).

  7. As raunchy as that is, all I really care about is that they take the drug crap out. I can live with them being anything else, but NOT drug users. It's not ideal, but Hollywood doesn't have the gumption to make a movie about men who respect women, and while it's wrong I've seen it for years.

    It's almost like the filmmakers are trying to promote a "legalize recreational marijuana" agenda instead of just making movies. When films become political propaganda, they become garbage. Make an entertaining movie and leave the liberal agenda flicks to Michael Moore, king of the bargain bin DVDs.

    And at least those girls are cute, unlike Jessica Simpson.

  8. As raunchy as that is, all I really care about is that they take the drug crap out. I can live with them being anything else, but NOT drug users. It's not ideal, but Hollywood doesn't have the gumption to make a movie about men who respect women, and while it's wrong I've seen it for years.

    It's almost like the filmmakers are trying to promote a "legalize recreational marijuana" agenda instead of just making movies. When films become political propaganda, they become garbage. Make an entertaining movie and leave the liberal agenda flicks to Michael Moore, king of the bargain bin DVDs.

    And at least those girls are cute, unlike Jessica Simpson.

  9. Modern Day, Love your avatar. Now that would have been an interesting cast instead of the crappy one we have now!!!!! 8)

    Dang, beat me to it. That picture makes me excited for the movie that should have been made.

    Not that this will happen, but it would be great if they did a sequel and completely re-cast it, and had a skilled director. Maybe Broken Lizard could be Key Grips or Caterers Second Assistant in the next movie.

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