AlexJackson

I'll try my best Ma'am...

Yes Ma'am....I'll behave...

Aww someones getting cranky! How about some Jello? Theres always room for Jello! Or is the answer to the question you asked me just eating you up inside?

How did I do that? My asking if he endorses pudding? He must if you use him for your picture and we all know youre a Pudding Head...

Rude?? Who called who an asshat here???

Ohh! James Best! Wow...I didnt know he endorses Jello Pudding!

Asshat?? Oh dear such horrible language for such an upstanding law officer!!! You have yet to answer who your actor is...

I'm not joking either! Who is that, Puddin' Head?

I got the same question for you Sheriff Jello Pudding... who's that actor on your avator...

Who??? US??? We're bad guys!!

Tricycle...*laughs* yeah Id love to see how pursuit...more like lukewarm if he has to chase someone via bike... Sheriff Rosco Puddin' Head Coltrane...my that has a nice ring to it! I had no idea the P was for Puddin' Head.

*bats hand away* Kindly keep your hands to yourself... ever heard of police brutality? *laughs*

You think Brian is going to pay for your car? Now whos the one not using his brain... *laughs* And if anyone has sawdust falling from their ears Sheriff, its you...

*Gets hit with the hose, the force of the spray knocking the blond man on his back, sits up and tries to shield self from the water with one outstretched hand turning away from it....spotting Brian and grinning as he sends the patrol car rolling down the hill...* Aww look Sheriff! Your patrol car! *laughs* See what happens when your too busy playing with your hose and not watching out for your patrol car?

*laughs* all right all right...besides, we need to hear from ol' Cannonball himself!

ohhh cocktail weenie?

Ohh you mean the size of his... pistol? *laughs*

Ah okay...ditch Deliverance... hmmm breakfast cop jokes... lets see...*thinking a moment* You know all this breakfast meat talk, gives Smokey and the Bandit a whole new meaning...Arent those little sausages called Smokies? *chuckles...*

Hey Brian how about... Squeal like a pig? *chuckles* Squeal Sheriff Squeal, Squeal Sheriff Squeal? *sings*

Hey! I wanted bacon with my pancakes!! Oh Brian... you RULE!!!!

Now now Cannonball, be nice...

I do believe there was mention of his head being a windmill, having a space between his ears...He might have mentioned the use of it as a paperweight and for Rosco to use it for more than just a convenient place to hang his hat...*chuckles*

Nice aim MaryAnne! Poor Rosco now has a cannonball for a head...tisk! Looks like you just got promoted MaryAnne! Sheriff MaryAnne! YAY!!

You mean...sort of like... this?

Aim for the biggest target hes got... his head!! *chuckles* Trust me you wont miss!