here are some of my faves Bandit: Well, go girl, go! Carrie: [she is driving] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor! Bandit: [commenting on Carrie's legs] Cowboys love fat calves. Carrie: They're not fat! Bandit: Well, they're bigger then mine. Carrie: Do we really wanna talk about legs? Bandit: Well, one of us wants to. Carrie: Smart butt (had to edit it LOL) Carrie: You have a great profile. Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side. Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something. Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my face Carrie: I think I'm in love with your belt buckle. Carrie: Don't you ever take off that stupid hat? Bandit: I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only. Carrie: Oh... [beat] Carrie: Take your hat off. [bandit looks stunned] Carrie: I mean, If you want to... Bandit: I want to. Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it. Bandit: And? Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother! Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family. Carrie: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, anything! Bandit: [still shaking] Then jump me! Carrie: Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? Bandit: [looking] Yes it would... He was taking a 10-100 Carrie: Better than a 10-*2*00 Carrie: Why? Bandit: Because you're always hopping around. And kinda you're cute, like a frog. And I wanna jump ya.