Dusty Rose Duke

Dusty looked at Joey. "It's ok Joey. You didn't know. Billy and Julie broke up and he claims that the kids that he and Julie had are not his, that they were the result of an affair. But they aren't. So he went to Atlanta to be with his girlfriend on the side Amy Joe." Dusty said with anger. "ANd Steveie is not a boy, the he is a she." Dusty laughed at Joey's shocked face. "I named her after my husband's ex-wife and also my best friend who is a cop in LA his name is Steve Sloan." Dusty said with a smile as looked at Little Steveie. Cue Julieduke

"Julie hush. Be polite." Dusty said with a mock glare at her baby sister. "Well if it ain't the cruisers. As in another words, my favorite cousins from New York get over here and give me a hug." Dusty said with a smirk. Dusty was the ingulfed into a big bear hug. Jack gave a mock pout. "Well just leave me out of the picture people, I don't care." Jack said as he shook his head in mock dispear. But was soon nearly toppled by a squeeling Monica as she jumped into Jack's arms with full force. "Well I can safely say that you missed me, eh Monie?" Jack said with a grin. Cue Julieduke

Dusty looked at her newly found cousin and gave him a teary smile. "Oh Joey. If you only new how much you act like my bay brother. I guess I won't miss him much knowing that your her. One sister hmm? Ross told me that you had 8 sister's including you." Dusty said as she gave Ross an evil glare that said "Ross when I'm done here, I'm going to hunt you down." Mac saw that glare and winced. Mac and Pete had that same glare drawn on them many of a time. "Sweety maybe you should keep Ross safe for another day." MacGyver said as he saw Ross start to whimper. Cue Julieduke

"Julie don't worry about it any more. Like Jack said, you're with family. This isn't the time sad tears, this is time for happiness because it's Uncle Jesse's birthday. So cheer up. Besides Uncle Devon's coming so you can joke and act a fool all you want." Dusty said as she hugged her baby sister. The she turned to Jack. "ANd I repeat what I said before. There will be no practical jokes from you and Ross. Nothing is going to spoil Uncle Jess's birthday." Dusty said as she smiled triumphatly. Cue Julieduke

Dusty laughed. "Emma's right Julie. We are stubborn people on the face of God's green earth. But right now you can use some cheering up and I know jsut the person to do that. Hey Johnny-Boy, shake your Bom-bom on over here." Dusty said with a cocky grin. "The only shaking I do is for Sam and not for enjoyment. Right Sam?" Jack said with a cocky smug grin of his own. This caused Sam to blush. Julie on the other hand ran and gave Jack a great big hug. "It's ok Little Cousin, you're with family now." Jack said as he helded her. Cue Julieduke

Dusty looked at Joey for a minute. "Joey how many is in your family?" Dusty asked, afraid of the answer. Cue Julieduke

Dusty face went from laughter to shock in ten seconds flat. "Chandler did you just say Tribbani?" Dusty said with a shocked look. Chandler nodded. Dusty looked at Joey. "Joey, what's your mother's name?" Dusty asked Joey. Cue Julieduke

Dusty laughed. And looked at Luke. "Luke doesn't he acted like our Joey." Dusty said with a smile. "There's no doubt about it." Luke said with a smirk as well. "Joey you're just like my brother Joey, in every meaning of the name. Sorry Chandler but you are so wrong." Dusty said with sad expression. Cue Julieduke

Dusty gave a big grin. "Ok Ross we'll see you the the party ok bye." Dusty said as she clapped her hands. "That was Ross. Everyone is in town. I'm talking Ross, Rachel and little Ben, Chandler, Monica, Phoebe, and Joey the Gumshoe." Dusty said exictedly. Then she looked at Jack's smirk. "And there will be no practical jokes you and Ross Jack. I mean it. Don't mess with an 8 month pregnant woman." Dusty said seriously. Cue Julieduke

Dusty looked at her sister in disbelife. "Emm's, you mean to tell me that our actor, best friend Joey, shadowed you in to being a Gumshoe?" Dusty said trying not to laugh. "I also pitty our cousin for having a last name like that." Dusty said shaking her head. "Ross and Rachel sent pic's of little Ben, for a nephew he's adboural." Dusty said with a smile. Cue Julieduke

Dusty face turned to one of anger. "Julie you just worry about getting yourself and those two children of yours here to Hazzard and I'll let you talk to Uncle Jesse and Uncle Devon about Billy. I'll soon. Bye Julie." Dusty waited fro Julie to hang up the phone on her end, then slammed the phone on it's cradle, which caused Jack to wince. "That Jack-Ass Billy Jones, got into a fight with Julie and claimed that DJ and Nickie aren't his. Claims Julie's being having an affair with RC. Ohh if Billy was here right now I'd punch out all his teeth." Dusty yelled. "Ow!" Dusty said as pain in her stomach came. "Cuz, you need to stay calm. This tenison is not good for the baby." Jack said. If he ever saw this Billy Jones he'd kick his little ass. Cue Julieduke

Dusty looked at Rachel with tears. "Rachel, it's hard. Sometimes I'll look down a dirt road and in my minds eye, I can swear that my little brother Joey is coming down that same road. So when I heard that one of your best friends was named Joey it made my heart lurch. No offence Joey." Dusty said with tears in her eyes as she looked at the man in question. Cue Julieduke

Dusty looked at Rachel for a moment. She knew Rachel would be her best friend when she need it. Dusty looked at Rachel and tears started to fall. "Rachel I just need a little time right now. I'll you how Ross was when he was here. And I'll so tell what he did to me when I was 16." Dusty said as she started to cry. Cue Julieduke

Jack looked at Dusty a moment. "Did Julie marry that biker RC I think his name is?" Jack asked with a serious expression. "Nope but Julie did marry someone, but none of us like him. He's no good for Julie, but trying telling her that. She's stubburon!" Dusty said with an angered expression. "Reminds me of someone I know." Jack with a s*** ass grin. "Geez Jack, smug much?" Dusty said with laugh. "Like for sure DUDE!" Jack said like a surfer. Which caused Dusty and Emma laugh harder at their first cousin. Dusty picked up the phone. "Knight Resisdents." Dusty said as she listened to the caller on the other end. "Julie, hey girl." Dusty said with a smile that soon left. "Sis what happened?" Dusty said with consern, which caused Jack to come over to Dusty. Cue Julieduke

the Ford F-250 Super Duty made a quick turn. "Jack where are you going? I thought we were going to to your Uncle's?" Sam said wth a surprized tone. "We are, but later. Right now I want to take you some place because I have some oen I want you to meet." Jack said with a grin. The raod that Jack was traveling on was the same road that Dusty and Michael lived. Back the farm, Mikey and Jesse were busy talking to Jason when they heard a truck coming. Jesse looked and saw a Ford F-250 Super Dusty pull up in their door yard. Jesse hit his cousin and and brother and all three jaws dropped. Dusty was coming out of the house with Bonnie and Emma, when she looked up and saw the truck. Then the a guy stepped out. "JACK!" Dusty screamed exictedly as she ran as fast as her 8 month pregnant self would go. "Hey Cougar. When did you get a bun in the oven?" Jack with a huge grin. "Jack O'Neill, you maybe family, and I maybe 8 months pregnant, but I still can kick your ass." Dusty said with a grin of her own and her hands on her hips. "Wait till you meet my husband." Dusty said with a smirk. "Can't wait." Jack grinned back. Cue Julieduke

Dusty gave Ross a pointed look and slapped him on the back of the head. "Well Rossie," Dusty started, which caused everyone to snicker. "If you wanted it kept private, then shouldn't talk about it in the open. Especially to Joey and Chandler." Dusty as she pointed to the two men in question, which caused the both of them to lower their heads. Cue Julieduke

Dusty looked at Bo with an innocent expression on her face. "Bo I have absolutely no idea what you are talking about. If I remember correctly, it was you, Luke, Joey, Coy, Vance, Jed, and our cousin Jack O'Neill who's in the airforce that were driving poor Rosco crazy, Daisy, Julie, and myself were innocent angles." Dusty said with an innocent smile. The truth was Dusty was just as bad as her male cousins and Julie and Daisy were innocent angles. Dusty turned to husband and threw him Rige Runners keyes. "Honey go pick up Uncle Devon at the airport. And with my permission, show him what Ridge Runner can. Better yet, show him how I handled her the I chanagled you at the Boar's Nest." Dusty said with a smirk. Then turned to her sons sterned faced. "That doesn't mean that since your father and I do this, you can to." Dusty said as she walked back into the house. If only Dusty knew that Mikey and Jesse drove in a sport known as Drifting. Dusty would freak. Cue Julieduke

Monica sighed and shook her head. "Yes I know, but you do know that she hates being called that. It reminds her of her mother." Monica said. She knew that Dusty's mother, father, and her little brother's death's were still touch subjects. Dusty and Mac pulled up and Dusty looked like she had calmed down. Dusty looked at the way Phoebe and Bo were acting. "Oh God, other blond girl as just fallen to darkside again. With Bo as Darth Vader and Ross as the Empor, the Jedei's will be out numbered." Dusty said sarcastically. Everybody was doubled over in laughter. Dusty looked at Mac who had an evil smirk on his face. "What's the deal with the smirk Fly Boy?" Dusty said as she floded her arms on the windshield of her Jeep and rested on her arms. "OH you so like me it's funny. Oh and Dusty, come by my room tonight and I'll show what being a Fly Boy is all about." Mac said with a grin and wink. Dusty straightened and winked back. "Counting on it." Dusty said with a grin. Bo got a mock look of horror on his face. "Dust, we don't want to hear about your sex life with MacGyver." Bo said as he gave a full body shiver. Dusty looked at Bo as she got out of Golden Eagle. "Hey Blondie, any time! You and me!" Dusty said mockily. 5 minutes later. "Sooo, we were talking about Dusty's sex life." Joey said, which caused everyone to groan. Cue Julieduke

Dusty and Mac drove down the road until they saw the checkered cab and the General lee. "It looks like they didn't leave." Dusty said as she stood up in her seat and gave a great big wave to Monica hoping that Monica saw it. Cue Julieduke

Dusty shook her head at her children. "I said it before and I'm goin to say it again. There will come a day when the both of you will have to work together and not agrue consently. It's like you two don't execpt the fact your brothers. And your sister is right, KITT's better than any of our cars including the General." Dusty said with a grin. Then went outside to find Bonnie, Bo and Danny out in her front yard. "Well aren't you guys sights of sore eyes." Dusty said as he gave her family a hug. SHe told the that Emma had just called and Jason got in trouble again for protecting Joey. Jack was half way to his Uncle's farm. "Sam there is one car I like you to meet. My family calls him the General Lee, he's orange with a confederate flag on top with a big 01 on the side." Jack said with a grin. "I like to see this special car." Sam said with a grin of her own. Meanwhile Hughe and Durrant were half way to Hazaard County Line. "One thing is for sure, Dusty and Michael will pay for taking something dearly from me." Hughie said as he stared at a picture of identicalo twin boys. "It looks like something presious will have to be takin from them." Hughie grinned evilly at a picture of a 8 month pregnant Dusty. Cue Julieduke

Mac held Dusty as she sobbed. "Dusty it's over and done with. It's in your past. Besides, Ross is a whimp when it comes to fighting you, believe me I was there I saw whimpering. That's not a sort of image a tough guy uses." Mac said with a cheeky grin. Dusty looked at MacGyver and gave a watery giggle. "I suppose your right Mac." Dusty said with a smile. "Hey, I'm always right." Mac said with mock sterness. "Yes sir!" Dusty said as slapped a mock salut. "Com'on Mac, let's go back to my cousins." Dusty said as she got back in Golden Eagle and they drove back to Luke, Bo, Ross, Monica, Rachel, Phoebe, Joey and Chandler. Cue Julieduke

On route to hazzard County was a Big Ford F-250 Super Duty. The person driving hadn't been to Hazzard in years. His name was Jack O'Neill and he was a Colonel in the USAF. He was also a Duke. Jack's mother was a Duke. More importantly, she was Uncle Jesse's sister. "Carter your gonna love Hazzard County. I was rasied here until my father left for work." Jack said with smirk. "Sir, I have a feeling that something is bound to happen." Sam Carter said with a grim face. "Carter you have to loosen up, besides we will not use Sir because we are vacation so it's Jack and Sam right?" Jack said with a stern voice. "Right Jack!" Sam sighed and laid back in her seat. The Ford was almost to Uncle Jesse's farm. When half way down the road, a blue Plymouth Fury and White Beetle Bug Covertable were in route to Hazzard. And they were carrying Hughie Hogg and Dusty and Michael's nemsis Durrant. Cue Julieduke

8 month pregnant Dusty Knight looked at her husband for a moment then shook her head. "Honey don't give up your day job. Mikey your father's right. Next time you want Ridge Runner ask ok sweety. Besides, I can't take your car, I have image to protect." Dusty said. Then took a breath when the baby kicked her in the back. "Ohh!" Dusty said with a smie as she rubbed her stomach. "You ok mama?" Stevie asked conserned. Dusty looked at her 15 year old daughter and smiled. Michael turned his wife. "Baby are you labour?" Michael asked as he saw Dusty rubbing her stomach. "Nope, but I think this baby is as bad as it's father." Dusty seductivly. Jesse and Mikey looked at that their parents then at each other and wrinkled their noses. "Aww gross! Guys get a room will ya!" The twins exclaimed in unsion which caused their sister and parents to laugh. Cue Julieduke

Luke nodded his head. "Ross and Dusty have always been at each others throats for one reason or another." Luke said, then looked up at Ross as he grinned evilly. Luke walked over to Ross and playfully shoved him. "And you playing practical jokes on her and calling her by her real first name just to get under her skin doesn't help little cousin." Luke said as smiled at Ross. Bo looked at Monica all innocent. "Monie I do not throw myself at women," Bo started to say. "They just see how sexy I am that they throw themselves at me." Bo said with a sexy smile as slowly winked at Phoebe and Phoebe giggle like a school girl. "Bo don't make me gag." Monica said as she made gagging nosies. "Cute Monie, real cute!" Bo said with a mock glare. Everyone was getting the cousins of Monica and Ross, while on further down the road, Mac was trying to get Dusty to calm down. He drove Golden Eagle down to Hazzard Pond and stopped the Jeep. Dusty got out and walked towards the Pond taking deep breaths as she went. "Honey why are you this way with Ross? He is your cousin after all?" Mac said as he pulled Dusty in arms so her back was against his chest. "When I was 16, Ross and some of his decided that they get Halloween started early. They writ me this note saying that Ross was in trouble at Old Man Simions abanted house. They set it up so the place would a shambles then they put fake blood all over the floor, and rigged it so that a bloody skelleton would fall on me. When I entered the house, I saw Ross on the floor not moving. In looked like a gun shot wound. The door slammed shot behind me locking me in. I started screaming. Ross got up from the floor and slowly strated chasing me, I made it to the closet only to find a bloody skelleton that fall on me. I ran out the house and back to the farm covered in fake blood. I never forgave him for that." Dusty said in tears. Cue Julieduke

This story is the squeal to to Julieduke's round robin story. So here it goes --------------------------- Hazzard County is like one big happy family. Meaning when one person is in trouble then everybody is in trouble and helps bail you out. So you can imagion what everybody thought when Dusty Rose Duke came back to Hazzard after supposely marrying Hughie Hogg only to find out that she didn't and was 8 months pregnant with twins. She was raped and no one knows except the Duke family that the twins are Hughies. But tonight was Saturday and everyone was at the Boar's Nest including the whole Duke family which included: Uncle Jesse, the patriarch, Luke and his wife Layla and their two children: Mandy-Lee Duke, Lucus K. Duke Jr, Bo and his wife Bonnie and their son: Daniel John Duke, Dusty and her husband Michael and their three Children: Jesse Beaueguard, Michael Lucus, Stephine "Stevie" Michelle Knight, Emma and her Jason Lee and their two children: Joshphine Duchess Beaudry aka Joey, Jason Lee Beaudry Jr, Julie and her husband Billy Jones and their two children: Devon Jesse Jones aka DJ, and Nicole Marie Jones, Dasiy Duke, and Dusty.Emma, and Julie's other uncle, Devon Miles. Lilttle did any one realise that three sets of people were coming to Hazzard. Hughie Hogg was the first to come. Then Durrant was coming to he had a score to still settle with both Michael and Dusty. And two mysterious people coming towards Hazzard in a Ford F-250 Super duty. The man looked like he had been to Hazzard before. Well for Dusty and Michael, with Hughie and Durrant coming towards Hazzard there nightmare is just beginning. Cue Anybody or Julieduke