REBEL PART 2(A DUKES OF HAZZARD PARODY)

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EARLY THE NEXT MORNING ROBBIE & CHARLES ARRIVE AT GLENNS GARAGE TO GET STARTED ON THE CAR.THE BOYS JUST COULDNT WAIT TO GET STARTED ON THE CAR BECASUE OF THERE WAS SO MUCH TO BE DONE AND IT WAS THE FIRST PROJECT CAR THAT DIDN'T CONSIST OF DESTRUCTION.

GOOD MORNING (SAYS GLENN AS ROBBIE & CHARLES WALKS THROUGH THE DOOR) GOOD MORNING THE BOYS REPLIED AS THEY SIT DOWN.HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING GLENN (ASKED CHARLES) COFFEE IS DONE IF YOU GUYS WANNA CUP( SAYS GLENN)YEAH I THINK I'LL DRINK A CUP BEFORE WE GET STARTED( ROBBIE SAYS).WELL I AM GOING TO LOOK UNDER THE HOOD (CHARLES SAYS ).WHEN CHARLES RAISED THE HOOD UP HE COULDN'T HELP BUT LAUGH WHEN HE SAW WHAT WAS UNDER THE HOOD.THINGS LIKE SNAKE SKIN,A RATS NEST,LEAVES,AND EVEN A BIRDS NEST.HEY GUYS WE HAVE OUR WORK CUT OUT FOR US (CHARLES SAYS LAUGHING REALLY HARD).WELL I GUESS WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO START HANDING OUT EVICTION NOTICES FOR ALL THE RIF RAF (GLENN SAYS AS HE IS LAUGHING ) YEAH THATS WHAT THEY GET FOR NOT PAYING THIER RENT ON TIME (ROBBIE SAYS AS HE STARTS RAKING THINGS OFF OF THE TOP OF THE ENGINE).OK WHERE SHOULD WE START AT FIRST( CHARLES ASKED ).(GLENN SAYS) LETS SEE WHAT ALL THE MOTOR NEEDS FIRST OF ALL.IT NEEDS A NEW SET OF SPARK PLUGS AND SPARK PLUG WIRES (GLENN SAID) ALSO NEEDS AN OIL CHANGE,RADIATOR FLUSHED,BETTER TIRES,A WASHING,NEW PAINT JOB,A LIL BODY WORK.

WELL NOW WHO WANTS WHAT JOB( ASKED GLENN)ILL TAKE THE OIL CHANGE (ROBBIE SAYS)

(CHARLES SAYS) I'LL CLEAN ON THE BODY INSIDE AND OUT.WELL I GUESS I'LL CHANGE THE PLUGS AND PLUG WIRES( SAID GLENN).AFTER ALL THESE JOBS ARE FINISHED WE ALL THREE CAN START THE BODY WORK (SAYS ROBBIE).SOUNDS LIKE A PLAN( SAID CHARLES)IS OPAL UP YET( ASKED ROBBIE)SHE IS STILL IN BED SAWING LOGS FOR THE SAW MILL (GLENN SAID )LAUGHING.I GOTTA STEP OUT SIDE FOR A SECOND TO GET A BREATH OF FREASH AIR (SAYS CHARLES)ROBBIE YOUR DAD IS COMING HE WANTS TO LOOK AT THE CAR THAT WE GOT (SAID CHALES).COME ON IN DAD HAVE A LOOK WHERE IS MOM AT ( SAID ROBBIE )OH YOU KNOW YOU MOTHER IT IS TO HOT FOR HER TO GET OUT OF THE HOUSE (SAID ROBBIE'S DAD)HI LEE (SAID GLENN) WHAT ARE YOU DOING TODAY (ASKED GLENN).WELL I THOUGHT I WOULD COME DOWN HERE AND SEE IF YOU GUYS WANTED ANY HELP (SAYS LEE)WE CAN ALWAYS USE AN EXTRA SET OF HANDS DAD( SAID ROBBIE)WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO START (ASKED ROBBIES DAD).WELL YOU CAN START BY PORING OIL IN IF YOU WANT BUT WAIT UNTIL I TELL YOU I DONT WANT TO WEAR OIL (SAYS ROBBIE)HEY ROBBIE (CHARLES HOLLARED )YES ANSWERED ROBBIE)TELL LEE TO COME AND GIVE ME A HAND (SAID CHARLES)HE IS BUSY GETTING READY TO PORE THE OIL (SAID ROBBIE).ROBBIES DAD THOUGHT THAT ROBBIE MENT TO GO AHEAD AND PORE THE OIL IN AND SO LEE DID.DAD( ROBBIE YELL'S)AS HE CLIMBS OUT FROM UNDER THE CAR COVERED IN MOTOR OIL.AS GELNN,CHARLE,AND LEE SEE'S ROBBIE THE THREE STARTED LAUGHING UNCONTRIOLABLY.NEVER MIND THE LAUGHING CAN SOMEBODY GET ME SOMETHING TO WIPE OFF WITH PLEASE (ROBBIE SAID WITH A HALF GRIN).HEY ROBBIE (CHARLES HOLLARS)I THINK THAT OIL LOOKS GOOD ON YOU.YEAH (GLENN SAYS LAUGHING REALLY HARD )NOW YOU WONT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT NO SQUEAKY JOINTS BECAUSE THEY ARE NOW ALL OILED UP.WELL THE BODY WORK IS FINISHED BOYS IT IS NOW TIME TO START PAINTING THE CAR( SAID GLENN).WHAT COLOR IS THE CAR GOING TO BE( ASKED LEE) WELL IM NOT SURE( REPLIED ROBBIE)WHAT COLOR OF PAINT DO YOU HAVE HERE GLENN( ASKED ROBBIE).ALL I HAVE IS RED,BLUE,AND WHITE.ROBBIE THOUGHT FOR A WHILE HOW ABOUT RED (ASKED ROBBIE)SOUNDS GOOD TO ME( REPLIED CHARLES).WELL IN THAT CASE I ONLY HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO YOU BOYS( SAYS GLENN)AND WHAT WOULD THAT BE (ASKED CHARLES)(GLENN STARTS LAUGHING AND SAYS GET-R-DONE).WELL WE ARE FINISHED PAINTING AND IT LOOKS GREAT BUT SOMETHING IS MISSING( SAYS ROBBIE).LIKE WHAT (ASKED LEE)SO THE BOY GOT TO GOOFING OFF AND PUT THE NUMBERS 02 ON THE DOORS WITH BLUE PAINT AND A WHITE TRIM AND A BIG REBEL FLAG ON THE ROOF LIKE THE 1969 DODGE CHARGER (THE GENERAL LEE)ONLY THE NUMBERS ARE DIFFERENT . THERE IS YOUR CAR BOYS ALREADY FOR A TEST DRIVE( SAYS LEE).THAT WAS A REALLY NICE TOUCH WITH PUTTING 02 AND THE REBEL FLAG ROBBIE (CHARLES SAYS).(ROBBIES SAYS) AFTER LOOKING AT THE CAR FOR A WHILE THE CAR NEEDS A NAME. (ROBBIE SAYS )I THINK WE WILL CALL IT

"REBEL"

WRITTEN BY:

ROBERT RILEY

11/29/04

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