REBEL PART 1(A DUKES OF HAZZARD PARODY)

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(THIS IS A STORY THAT MY FRIEND HAS BEEN WORKING ON, IT IS A PARODY OF THE DOH)

MEET ROBBIE RILEY AND HIS BEST FRIEND CHARLES ROYSE.THE TWO FRIEND'S HAVE KNOWN

EACH OTHER FOR A RIGHT SMART TIME NOW AND ARE LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT DERBY CAR

FOR THIS YEARS DEMOLITION DERBY AT THE FLEMING,MASON COUNTY FAIR.SO THE HEAD TO RUSSELL WATSONS JUNKYARD JUST A CROSS THE FLEMING,LEWIS COUNTY LINE.BUT THESE TWO GOOD OLE BOYS AIN'T LOOKING FOR JUST ANY OLD CLUNKER THEY ARE LOOKING FOR A 1969 DODGE CHARGER BECAUSE IT IS BUILT SOLID AND WILL TAKE A REALLY HARD LICK AND KEEP ON GOING OH YEAH AND IT LOOKS REALLY COOL TOO.

ROBBIE &CHARLES ARRIVE AT RUSSELLS ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE A 1969 CHARGER THAT IS DRIVABLE. BUT HE SAYS CHEER UP BOYS I DO HAVE A 1970 DODGE CHARGER WITH A 440 V8 THE BODY IS A LITTLE ROUGH AND RUSTY AND THE ENGINE NEEDS A GOOD CLEANING UP BUT IT WOULDN'T TAKE MUCH WORK.WELL DO YOU MIND IF WE LOOK AT IT BEFOR WE DECIDE( SAYS CHARLES EGARLY).SURE RUSSEL SAYS AS HE PULLS THE TARP OFF

THE CAR.NOW KEEP IN MIND THAT THE CAR HAS BEEN SITTING IN THIS BUILDING NOW FOR ABOUT 5 YEARS BUT AINT SHE A BEAUT.THE CAR IS GONNA NEED SOME CLEANING AND A NEW COAT OF PAINT ROBBIE SAYS(YEAH I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD LOOKING CAR RUSSELL

CHARLES SAYS JOKINGLY(AH SHUT UP REDNECK RUSSELL SAYS LAUGHING TO CHARLES NOBODY ASK YOU.I ADMIT IT DOES LOOK ROUGH AROUND THE EDGES BUT I GUARANTEE

THAT IT WIIL START AND RUN AND IT IS SAFE TO DRIVE.WELL HOW MUCH ARE YOU ASKING FOR IT (ROBBIE ASKED) WE ONLY HAVE $200.00 SAYS CHARLES.I"D LIKE TO TRY AND GET $400.00 OUT OF IT SAYS RUSSELL.WELL THEN IN THAT CASE WE'D BETTER GO LOOK SOMEWHERE ELSE BECAUSE WE DONT HAVE THAT MUCH MONEY SAYS ROBBIE SADLY.

AS ROBBIE & CHARLES WAS SADLY WALKING AWAY RUSSELL BEING A FRIEND OF THE FAMILY FOR SEVERAL YEARS NOW SAYS BOYS I HAVE A DEAL FOR YOU.HOW BAD YOU WANT THIS OLD CAR SAYS RUSSEL.REALLY BAD CHARLES SAYS.I HAVE SOME WORK HERE IN MY JUNKYARD THAT I NEED SOME HELP WITH IF YOU BOYS WOULD BE INTERESTED IN HELPING ME I CAN TAKE THE $200.00 DOWN AND YOU BOYS CAN WORK THE OTHER $200.00OUT STARTING NEXT MONTH HOWS THAT SOUND.THAT SOUNDS GREAT ROBBIE&CHARLES SAYS WALKING BACK UP TO RUSSELL.WELL ALRIGHT THEN RUSSELL SAYS COME ON UP HERE TAKE THE CAR HOME

.HERES THE KEYS AND THE TITLE RUSSELL SAYS.WELL WE DONT NEED THE TITLE RUSSELL( SAYS ROBBIE).WE'D BETTER TAKE IT JUST IN CASE WE NEED IT FOR THE DERBY ROBBIE AND WE MIGHT WANT TO GET IT TRANSFURED OVER INTO OUR NAME( SAYS CHARLES).GO AND WIN THAT DEMOLITION DERBY FOR OLD RUSSEL WATSON OK.THANKS RUSSELL WE WILL DO JUST THAT.OK CHARLES YOU BE SURE AND FOLLOW ME REAL CLOSE BECAUSE THIS CAR AIN'T LEGAL AND THE DANG COPS AROUND HERE WOULD JUST LOVE TO GET SOME COFFEE&DOUGHNUT MONEY FROM US.YEAH I KNOW ROBBIE WHEN YOU NEED A COP YOU CAN'T FIND ONE AND WHEN WE DON'T NEED ONE THEY ARE THERE WRITING US A DANG TICKET(SAYS CHARLES LAUGHING REALLY HARD).ROBBIE PUTS THE KEY IN THE IGNITION AND STARTS THE CAR IT TOOK HE'S BREATH AWAY WHEN HE HEARD THE ENGINE BECAUSE HE KNEW THAT THERE WAS NOTHING BUT RAW HORSE POWER SITTING UNDER THE HOOD AND HE COULDN'T HELP BUT SMILE.IM READY ANYTIME YOU ARE ROBBIE(SAYS CHARLES)OK LETS ROLL.BE CAREFUL ROBBIE BECAUSE WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THE CAR RIGHT NOW AND WE DON'T WANT ANYBODY HURT(SAYS CHARLES)YEAH YOUR RIGHT CHARLES(SAYS ROBBIE AS HE DRIVES AWAY.)AS ROBBIE PULLED OUT ONTO THE BLACKTOP HE HIT THE GAS PEDDLE A LITTLE HARDER THAN HE WANTED AND THE CAR SPUN SIDEWAYS AS ROBBIE CAME TO A SUDDEN STOP.WHAT HAPPEN CHARLES ASK?ROBBIE LOOKS UP AT CHARLES WITH A PALE WHITE FACE AND A GREAT BIG SMILE AND SAYS TO CHARLES I HIT THE PEDDLE TO HARD AND I GOT ALOT OF SPEED(ROBBIE LIKEY.)COME ON LETS GET THIS TO THE MOUTAIN AND SEE IF WE CAN DO THE WORK ON THE CAR AT OPAL AND GLENNS.HEY GLENN ROBBIE SAYS AS HE GETS OUT OF THE CAR HEY THERE GLENN (CHARLES SAYS) WHERE DID YOU GUYS GET THE CAR GLENN ASK?

RUSSEL WATSON CHARLES SAYS GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR.IS THIS YOUR DERBY CAR.

GLENN ASK?WELL IT WAS GOING TO BE BUT I THINK ITS TO NICE TO DO THAT TO(SAYS ROBBIE)

DO YOU MEAN WE ARE GOING TO FIX IT UP TO DRIVE(ASK CHARLES)YEAH I THINK SO SAYS ROBBIE.HEY GLENN I WAS WONDERING IF WE COULD WORK ON IT HERE AND MABE YOU WOULD HELP US ON THE CAR.SURE ROBBIE YOU GUYS CAN WORK ON IT HERE SAYS OPAL SAYS AS SHE COMES OUT OF THE TRAILOR.YEAH THAT WOULD BE GREAT ROBBIE GLENN SAYS WE CAN WORK ON HERE WE HAVE EVERYTHING WE NEED RIGHT HERE.

WRITTEN BY.

ROBERT RILEY

11/28/04

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