A Nightmare from the Past (DoH/Kr/StG SG-1 crossover)

[Julieduke]

Michael says "Now a days Stevie is way to fiesty for them to try that stunt to her anyways."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Yes but sweety she's a typical Duke. KITT as being tellin me that our Stevie as being jumpin him over Hazzard Pond. And he says she's pretty good. She might beat Luke and Bo out of their record." Dusty said with a cheeky grin.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Well that does surprize me, but why didn't Kitt tell me about this right here."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Well honey maybe Stevie wanted to keep it a secret because she knew your temper. You can be hot headed sometimes sweetheart." Dusty said with a grin.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Well that okay then, but she is just like you do you remember what you had said the first I had used Turbo Boost in Kitt honey."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty gave him a mock glare. "Michael I like to forget that or are you going to let me forget Stud?" Dusty as she pressed herself up against Michael and looked at him seductively.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Oh ya, but it was pretty funny Dusty."

Emma look real wild eye at Dusty and says "My Michael what did my sister do after all."

Julie says " Oh come on we got to know after all these years."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty sighed. "Michael go and tell what happened that day?" Dusty said with a small smile.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Well, Honey since everybody wants to know when I had hit Turbo Boost Dusty looked at me and she said "Yee-Haw" and that's all well I didn't understand what she meant by that at the time."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty grined. "Sweetheart that's we country folk say a real good jump." Dusty giggled at Michael.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Well, I guess I just didn't understand you at the time and you know Stevie looks real pretty today Dusty."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Well that's the Duke charm coming out in full swing Honey." Dusty said with a twinkle in her eye. She'll never get used to her husband being so protective.

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[Julieduke]

Just at that moment the telephone rang and Michael glanced at the Caller Id, it was Daisy Duke on her Cellphone. Michael picks it up and answers and Daisy says "Hey, Mikey look outside at my brand new Jeep here and did you like Stevie's new dress just now."

Michael looks out the window and says "Nice Jeep, whey don't you come in and see our brand new Triplets here and I liked the dress and so did Chad as well. He is a nice a boy, I feel for did you know that he lost his father on 9/11/2001, he was firefighter."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty looked at her husband. "Michael you tell that cousin of mine to get herself in her to see her goddaughters." Dusty said with a smirk.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Hey Dusty says to get in here and come see your goddaughters and the Gellers from New York are here and a another cousin of yours Joey Tribbani as well."

Daisy says " I'll be right there and hold on a minute."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty smiled. "Well this will be the best birthday party Uncle Jesse ever had." Dusty said to her husband.

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[Julieduke]

Michael says "Ya, everybody is here and he glances at everybody that is hear. Hey Dusty, did you ever think when we met all the years ago this would us right now. I mean six kids later and everything."

Daisy walks in and says , "hey I didn't know that we was related to Joey Tribbani that actor he played that Docter in some soap or something like that. ".

Julie says "Hey Daisy, but couldn't help but notice where's Enos at right now something to do with the County."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Julie, noww stop teasing Daisy. Enos looked like a scolded puppy." Dusty said with a grin.

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[Julieduke]

Julie says "Now Dusty, Daisy know that I'm only teasing and it's good to see that you can make it. And you did a great job on that dress and can you believe it about Dusty and Michael having triplets now."

Bonnie says "Hey, Daisy how is everything going that looks like a brand new dress now."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

"I love that dress that Stevie was wearin. I wish I had one like that." Dusty said with aproud smile.

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[Julieduke]

Julie says "Ya, she does pretty as ever, and you know it was originally Bonnie's from way before she had Danny."

Emma says "And you know I like Chad he is handsome boy, if my niece is going to fall head over tails it just has to be with somebody handsome now. Now that I insist upon and those triplets of yours are just adorable Dusty."

In the meantime Joey is meeting with Enos to help pick up his Uncle Jesse's birthday present in which he had just bought him a brand new Ford F150 he though he said the one he had was just fine with him.

Bonnie says "Hey girls do you remember what Uncle Jesse had said when he say first saw Joey after six years, I never forget."

Julie says " How could anybody forget what he had said."

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

Dusty grinned. "Yea I never saw Uncle Jesse so mad at him before. He was madder than a wet in the fourth of July." Dusty smirked at her brother's prodiciment.

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[Julieduke]

Julie says "Hey Bonnie, I remember that dress you had worn that to Luke and Layla's wedding and Bo couldn't help but pay attention to you in that dress and I you was in fourth row. Poor Luke, Bo was the bestman and when the preacher asked for the ring he handed him a package of rolaids."

Emma says "Me and Jason, still chuckle about the moment and Bonnie sure did have Bo attention at the wedding. No wonder they had Danny less than a year later."

Julie says "Try not to be so hard he eventually found the Layla's ring for poor old Luke."

Emma says "Ya the Wedding Rolaind just ain' the same as the Wedding ring!"

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[Dusty Rose Duke]

"Michael used to tease Luke for months after that. He would always say 'Hey Luke you any Rolaids?' I swear, Michael was worse than the twins. And they are just like him in everyway." Dusty with a smile.

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[Julieduke]

Julie says "You know I don't think Bo or Luke will ever live that ever down about the wedding incident."

Bo says "Oh not the rolaid episode, I took one look at Bonnie in pretty while lace dress and just couldn't keep my mind on anything else that day. And yes, that dress looks pretty on Stevie and Chad is good boy for her and Danny says that he has never been sacked."

Michael says " If you got that distracted when Bonnie wore the dress, what is Chad going to think."

Bo says " What you don't understand is that zipper in the back kept slipping down a little at a time."

Daisy says "Dusty and Michael don't worry about that I finally fixed that zipper in the dress so don't even think about it."

Bonnie says "Bo, why did you have to mention that now how embrassing for you to say that now."

Julie says " I still remember what Layla had said about Billy, she said that he had the brains of a collard green."

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