Redneck Christmas gifts

[dixierebel001@yahoo.com]

What do you usually give out for Chrsitmas?

For Christmas I give out;

Ten cans of Skoal and some Red man in my dad and grandpa's stockings, and twenty scratchers to everyone else in their stockings.

They all love it especially when they win Money, so I just give them the same things every, and if I'm not there I just sent it to them, they always know what they're getting.

[Brian Coltrane]

My kinfolk usually exchanged gifts consisting of:

Cans of peanuts ( pre-shelled ! )

New socks

Car parts (rebuilt !)

Venison

Beer

I knew I was all-grown-up, the first time I got a set of jumper cables for Christmas.

Brian

[Meadowmufn]

All of us used to get dad pounds and pounds of red pistachios every Christmas and we'd all sit around eatin' 'em with him. Our fingers were stained red for days afterwards. LOL. Can't do that anymore cuz dad's a diabetic, so now he gets a gift card to Home Depot.

-Mufn