Favorite Movie Quotes

[Canadian_Country_Cousin]

Hey! What are some of ya'lls favorite quotes from your favorite movies??

Here's some of mine

SMOKEY AND THE BANDIT

*Snowman* I gotta get some go-go juice in this here truck an throw some groceries doen my neck!!

*Carrie to Bandit* Well I got the metal the the pedal an the thing to the floor!!!!

PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN

*Will* You cheated!!

*Jack* Pirate!!!

*Will to Jack* We're gonna steal a ship? *looks at the Interceptor, fastest ship in the carribean* We're gonna steal that ship?

*Jack points to a smaller ship* Commandeer....we're gonna commendeer that ship!!!

*Elizabeth to the pirates before she hits em* Ya like pain? Try wearing a corset. *SMACK*

LORD OF THE RINGS THE TWO TOWERS

*Gimli to Legolas as they stand at the ready and Gimili can't see* Ya coulda picked a better spot.

*Legolas, with a big smirk* Shall I get you a box, or would you like me to desribe what's happening?

I HEART HUCKABES

*What's her face, Naomi Watt's character* F***abes!!!!

HEHHHEHEHHEHEH Those are just a few of my faves!! How bout you??

[iloveluke6]

CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY (haha yeah I saw it)

Willie Wonka- Children everything in this room is edible, even Im edible, but thats cannobolism and is frowned upon by most societys

hmm gotta think of some more...

[Mrs.BoDuke80]

Here are some of mine

WALK THE LINE

OH NO! WE SURRENDER

Ya'll can't walk the line

Now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer

We've got these people all revved up, John now come c'mon, let's sing Jackson for 'em

You've got me all revved up now I've asked you forty different ways and it's time you come up with a fresh answer

Please sing

I'm asking you to marry me. I love you, June. Now I know I said and done a lotta things, that I hurt you, but I promise, I'll never do that again. I only wnat to take of you. I will not leave you like that dutch boy with your finger in the dam.

Your my best friend. marry me

Alright

Yeah?

It burns

You're an angel

No I'm not

You've been here with me

I had a friend who needed help. you're my friend

But I've done so many bad thingd

You've done a few, that's true

My daddy's right. it should have been me on that saw. Jack was so good. He would have done so many good things. What have a I done? Just hurt everybody I know. I hurt you. I'm nothin'

You're not nothin'. You are a good man, and God has given you a second chance to make things right, John. This is your chance, honey

Why don't you ask your big fat shadow?

Come on baby don't do this

Baby, baby, baby

You wear balck cause you cna't find anything else to wear, You found your sound cause you can't play no better, and you just tried to kiss me cause it just happened? You should try taking credit for something every once in a while

You walked all the way from Nashville?

Yeah, well, walking is good for ya

Marry me June

Oh please, get up off your knees, you look pathetic...

Oh June, love's more important than the tour

Is that right?

Yes it is

Well then start loving yourself so we can get to work...

See June, they want to see us together

Aright, well quit that clutchin' on me now and I'll sing with you, but you gotta quit clutchin' on me

I want to marry you and I am telling you it's the right time

Well I am telling you with 100 perecent certainty that it is not the time, it's not about time, it's not the right time, it's not even quarter to the right time

So ya'll sit down, squat down or lie down but make yourselves at

Vivian I was just saying hello

You heard me

You should go down there to him, June

Mama?

I am not goin down there, If I go down there

Your already down there, honey

You got something against the Air force, Mr. Phillips?

No

Well, I do

June, marry me

okay but that's the last time I'm askin

Good cause I hate reruns

June, these are my daughters Rosanne, Tara and Kathy

Hi those are really pretty ribbons on your dresses

Leave my daughters alone

Viv

I was just saying hello

Stay away from my daughters

Tell me you don't love me

I don't love you

You're a liar

Fortunatley I keep my feathers numbered for just such an emergency

My problem is that is 2 A.M.

My problem i I'm asleep

I'm on a tour bus with eight stinkin' men. Rule number one-don't propose to a girl on a bus! you got that? Rule number two-don't tell her it's because you had a bad dream

[Capt_Redneck]

Just read my signatuers at the bottom.....

Those 2 are some of my favorites. I have others and change them from time to time to reflect that...

I'm gone

Darrell

[Val Strate]

One of my favorite movies, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2

Kill Bill 2

*Bill visits his brother Budd to talk about 'The Bride' coming to kill both of them.*

Budd - I don't dodge guilt, and I don't jew out of paying my come uppings.

Bill - Can't we just forget the past?

Budd - That woman deserve's her revenge... and we deserve to die.

*The bride faces off with her rival Elle Driver a fellow assassin*

Elle Driver - That's right, I killed your master, and now I'm gonna kill you too. With your own sword no less, which in the very immediate future will become my sword.

'The Bride' - @*&!#, you don't have a future.

*The bride and Bill are talking during their final showdown.*

The Bride - You and I have unfinished business.

Bill - Baby you ain't kiddin'.

[MaryAnne]

A random sampling of favorite lines/scenes from movies.....

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stone

Hermaine(sp?): "....we could end up getting killed. Or worse, expelled!" *leaves for the girls dorm*

Ron (to Harry): "That girl has got to get her priorities straight!"

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Blues Brothers

Elwood: "We'll be awright if we can just get back on the expressway."

Jake: "This don't look like no expressway to me!"

Elwood: "Don't yell at me."

Jake: "You got us into this parking lot, pal, you get us out!"

Elwood: "You want out of this parking lot?.......Okay!"

*after trashing the mall*

Illinois Trooper: "They broke my waaatch!"

Trooper Daniel: "I'm gonna catch that sucker. If it's the last thing I ev-ah dooo...."

Jake: "My head hurts. That Night Train is a mean wine."

Elwood: "Who is that girl?!"

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Patton

*suiting up to go against Rommel's 10th Panzer division in Tunisia*

Patton: "All my life, I've wanted to lead men in a desperate battle. Now I'm going to do it."

*after the battle*

Patton: "Rommel....you magnificent bas---d, I read your book!!!"

*later at headquarters*

Patton: "What? We just went up against 10th Panzer and now you tell me Rommel was in Berlin with an ear ache?!"

Sir Bernard Montogomery (Commanding General, British Army) finds US General Walter "Beetle" Smith in the lavatory at Allied Headquarters in Algiers. They discuss the plans for the invasion of Sicily. Smith says he'll let Ike know Monty's plan and concerns. As the two men leave....

Monty: "Amusing isn't it?"

Smith: "What's that?"

Monty: "That the final plans for the invasion of Sicily should be brought forth in an Algerian lavatory."

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Orchestra Wives

*scene is a train station platform, various musicians and their wives are milling about waiting to board the train. The band leader, Gene Morrison (Glenn Miller) comes through the crowd, looking for two musicians in particular, stops and asks one of the boys, they haven't seen the two. Looks in the station building, comes back out, asks his drummer...*

Gene (Miller): "You seen Sinjin and Bill?"

Buddy: "I haven't seen them all morning. They weren't in their rooms last night."

*Miller goes out of the camera shot, as Buddy's wife suddenly reams him out*

Caroline: "I thought you were with Sinjin last night?!"

Buddy: "Well I woulda been honey if he'da been there..."

Caroline: "Well where were you then?"

*Miller comes back into the shot*

Gene: "Not so early in the morning! Wait until you get him on the train to beat 'em up will ya?"

*A few moments later, Sinjin and Bill finally show up. Bill had run off and married a girl the previous evening. Miller spots Sinjin.*

Gene: "There's one of them now. Sinjin, where you been?!"

Sinjin (smarmy): "I was a bridesmaid."

Gene: "Ehh that's not funny. Where's Bill?'

Sinjin: "He was a bride."

*boarding the train. Miller's still runnin' around making sure all his musicians are there to board! Spots the wife of one of the men*

Gene: "Where's Phil?"

Natalie: "Who?"

Gene (slightly agitated): "Yer husband, remember?"

Natalie: "Oh yeah....here he comes. C'mon dumbo!" *Phil makes it to the train, Natalie slaps his hat on his head* "You'd think somebody who blows on a horn all night would have better wind!"

*poker scene with some of the boys in the band*

Bill: "Sure you know what you're doing, Gene?"

Gene: "Listen, I don't tell you how to play trumpet, don't tell me how to play poker..."

Sinjin's ex-wife Marjorie to Sinjin about his alimony payment: "If I don't have that check by the end of the week you'll be playing piano in the Sing Sing Orchestra."

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[Jamanda]

The best lines from the Blues Brothers

Elwood: It's (some #) miles to Chicago. We've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

Jake: Hit it.

Elwood: We're on a mission from God.

[GENERAL LEE 1968]

Young Guns 2

Doc: William H.Boney,You are not a God!

Billy: Then why dont you pull the trigger and find out.

Batman

Joker: This town needs an enima!

[boiscute2007]

Pirates of the Caribbean 1 (all Jack Sparrow)

And really bad eggs

I'm sorry it's just such a pretty boat...ship.

You seem familiar have I threatened you before

You need to find yourself a girl mate.

Stop blowing holes in my ship.

But, why is the rum gone?

Pirates of the Caribbean 2 (all Jack...again)

Well you smell funny

Where's my thump-thump

Oh buggar

Save me

I want my jar of dirt

Guess what I have, I have a jar of dirt, I have a jar of dirt

Don't touch mt dirt

(jack) and this dirt is going to help? (Tia Dalma) If you don't want it then give it back (Jack) No (Tia) Then it helps

Hello beastie

Pirate