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Jessica "Daisy Duke" Simpson's 25th birthday party


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Possible captions (I couldn't pick just one) include:

1. "Awww. Look at the little angel. Ya just wanna give 'er a big kiss, dontcha?

2. "Onlookers are stunned as a photographer Michael Caulfield captures this image, just moments after Jessica Simpson angrily growled and spat out an entire cake."

3. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

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Possible captions (I couldn't pick just one) include:

1. "Awww. Look at the little angel. Ya just wanna give 'er a big kiss, dontcha?

2. "Onlookers are stunned as a photographer Michael Caulfield captures this image, just moments after Jessica Simpson angrily growled and spat out an entire cake."

3. "The power of Christ compels you! The power of Christ compels you!"

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Other possible captions...

1. "GAAAAHHH!!!!"

2. "GAAAAHHHHH!!! What the hell is this thing on my cake?!?! Who the hell is Betty Boop?!?!"

3. "GAAAAAHHHH!!!! I didn't have time to color my roots before this picture!!"

4. Jessica Simpson goes berserk at 25th birthday bash. Guests reported that Simpson saw the Betty Boop figure on the cake and started screaming "She looks better in a bathing suit and heels than I do! It's NOT FAIR!!!"

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Other possible captions...

1. "GAAAAHHH!!!!"

2. "GAAAAHHHHH!!! What the hell is this thing on my cake?!?! Who the hell is Betty Boop?!?!"

3. "GAAAAAHHHH!!!! I didn't have time to color my roots before this picture!!"

4. Jessica Simpson goes berserk at 25th birthday bash. Guests reported that Simpson saw the Betty Boop figure on the cake and started screaming "She looks better in a bathing suit and heels than I do! It's NOT FAIR!!!"

:p

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This is fun, y'all.

After some trickster shouted "Hey Jessica did you know that at 25 years old, adult humans gain the ability to breathe fire?" she attempts to light her own birthday candles.

Jessica Simpson in awe after attempting to count the candles on her cake.

Being unable to sing, Jessica's contribution to "Happy Birthday" consists of one giant belch at the end.

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This is fun, y'all.

After some trickster shouted "Hey Jessica did you know that at 25 years old, adult humans gain the ability to breathe fire?" she attempts to light her own birthday candles.

Jessica Simpson in awe after attempting to count the candles on her cake.

Being unable to sing, Jessica's contribution to "Happy Birthday" consists of one giant belch at the end.

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