Don't put Jesse's name on it. After he wins this race he is signing a big contract with Elon. Technology Is superior. The old ways are done. You will see what I mean when I rocket off the starting gate with the Muskcycle.
Who is this Murphy fella? He a race car driver?
I'll make you a bet Skipper. If I finish first you give me your Skipper hat. If you finish first I give you my red hat. If neither of us finish first no hats change hands. Bet or no bet?
I have the best technology the world has ever seen attached to the Muskcycle so don't say you weren't warned. Technology cannot fail. It is superior to humans as you folks will find out during and after this race.
Watching out for it should be pretty easy. It will be the only competitor pulling a yacht. It's pretty hard to miss something like that. You don't see it every day.
Hey Garrett! You going to be in the Moonshine 400? It's set for Sat. at 7 pm. central time.....unless you guys want to make a different time/day! I'm ready! I've been practicing on the back 40 behind my car lot!
OK, I've practiced, tuned up the Moonshine Mauler and added Uncle Jesse's special shine and put some of my own " Back 40 Hooch " in the cab of the truck, just in case I need it! NOW.......when does this thing get started? I think it should be this coming Saturday about 7pm central time.....what do you guys think?