Hey Hey now! it was MaryAnne in the post she altered that said we were trading jackets! So... since she said it, maybe she's the one that needs to go to jail! *grins*

Yeah, but instead of saying you gave it back, you're just going, "NYAH!! Gotcher jacket! Lookit lookit lookit ! "

That's why you should go to jail. And have Chet for a cellmate.

Yeah, but instead of saying you gave it back, you're just going, "NYAH!! Gotcher jacket! Lookit lookit lookit ! "

That's why you should go to jail. And have Chet for a cellmate.

Is that a threat? *chuckles* Are you threatening me with Chet?

Is that a threat? *chuckles* Are you threatening me with Chet?

Yeah, since apparently threatening you with jail by itself doesn't register. We must be waaay too nice to people.

Yeah, since apparently threatening you with jail by itself doesn't register. We must be waaay too nice to people.

*Hands the jacket back* No I wouldnt say youre being too nice, I just figured that you all would get to me eventually and lock me up... *laughs*

Yer a mite too cheerful about the prospect of bein' locked up, and especially with Chet. There's somethin' not right there. If you're brewin' up an insanity plea, it's working.

Yer a mite too cheerful about the prospect of bein' locked up, and especially with Chet. There's somethin' not right there. If you're brewin' up an insanity plea, it's working.

As a bad guy Ive been to jail before, even the Hnet jail... so does this mean MaryAnne is going to arrest me?

As a bad guy Ive been to jail before, even the Hnet jail... so does this mean MaryAnne is going to arrest me?

I don't know. Yer kinda creepin' her out with that handcuff fetish.

I don't know. Yer kinda creepin' her out with that handcuff fetish.

*laughs* hey you are the one that encouraged it!

See, I knew it. I knew the reason Alex wasn't bothered by the thought of going to jail is because he'd be arrested by me. And we all know Alex's not so secret fantasy is to be arrested by me.

We can't have going to jail be pleasant. Therefore, Brian, yer gonna have to do the arrestin' on this one.

And we all know Alex's not so secret fantasy is to be arrested by me.

We can't have going to jail be pleasant. Therefore, Brian, yer gonna have to do the arrestin' on this one.

That's a little awkward, MaryAnne. I think he'd still enjoy it.

See, I knew it. I knew the reason Alex wasn't bothered by the thought of going to jail is because he'd be arrested by me. And we all know Alex's not so secret fantasy is to be arrested by me.

We can't have going to jail be pleasant. Therefore, Brian, yer gonna have to do the arrestin' on this one.

Okay MaryAnne Ill just turn around and.. and... *eyes widen* Brian is going to arrest me??? Aw hell! *runs*

Okay MaryAnne Ill just turn around and.. and... *eyes widen* Brian is going to arrest me??? Aw hell! *runs*

*watches Alex make tracks* I don't know whether to be insulted or relieved.

*watches Alex make tracks* I don't know whether to be insulted or relieved.

*looks at cousin* Brian! Yer lettin' him get away??

*looks at cousin* Brian! Yer lettin' him get away??

Huh?! Yeah.... I mean, ain't it the Coltrane thang to do? Don'tcha arrest people when they're totally innocent and not expecting anything....and then let them get away when they actually deserve it and see it coming?

*pulls out the Hazzard County Guide to Law Enforcement For Fun and Profit*

I'll admit I'm new to workin' on this side of the law, but I'm pretty sure that's the usual strategy....

Huh?! Yeah.... I mean, ain't it the Coltrane thang to do? Don'tcha arrest people when they're totally innocent and not expecting anything....and then let them get away when they actually deserve it and see it coming?

*pulls out the Hazzard County Guide to Law Enforcement For Fun and Profit*

I'll admit I'm new to workin' on this side of the law, but I'm pretty sure that's the usual strategy....

I'd say that sounds about right Brian...

Huh?! Yeah.... I mean, ain't it the Coltrane thang to do? Don'tcha arrest people when they're totally innocent and not expecting anything....and then let them get away when they actually deserve it and see it coming?

*pulls out the Hazzard County Guide to Law Enforcement For Fun and Profit*

I'll admit I'm new to workin' on this side of the law, but I'm pretty sure that's the usual strategy....

*blinks* Ya know, yer right. Dang, yer catchin' on fast...

*looks in the direction where Alex ran off to* Then again....he could be innocent and therefore should be in jail and you let him go since he's your buddy an' all...

*blinks* Ya know, yer right. Dang, yer catchin' on fast...

*looks in the direction where Alex ran off to* Then again....he could be innocent and therefore should be in jail and you let him go since he's your buddy an' all...

*repeats part of that, aloud* ....he could be innocent and therefore should be in jail. Awright, makes sense, but I thought he was guilty and so I let 'em go. It wasn't 'cause he's mah buddy. You don't honestly think I'd agree to help you out with cop-stuff only to protect my misbehavin' friends and mahself, do ya?

*repeats part of that, aloud* ....he could be innocent and therefore should be in jail. Awright, makes sense, but I thought he was guilty and so I let 'em go. It wasn't 'cause he's mah buddy. You don't honestly think I'd agree to help you out with cop-stuff only to protect my misbehavin' friends and mahself, do ya?

You? Protect yer misbehavin' friends and yerself and sabatoge me? Why would I ever think that?

Well, I think it's safe to say that Alex is gone at this point. Although....

*removes handcuffs and waves them in the air* Ohhh Allllllexx......

You? Protect yer misbehavin' friends and yerself and sabatoge me? Why would I ever think that?

Well, I think it's safe to say that Alex is gone at this point. Although....

*removes handcuffs and waves them in the air* Ohhh Allllllexx......

Oh no. You know he's got all kindsa twisted notions about you pushin' 'em up against the wall....kickin' his legs apart...friskin' him, patting him down...and then pulling his arms behind his back and snapping on those cuffs, nice and tight, while you murmur "You have the right to remain silent.." in his ear?

You? Protect yer misbehavin' friends and yerself and sabatoge me? Why would I ever think that?

Well, I think it's safe to say that Alex is gone at this point. Although....

*removes handcuffs and waves them in the air* Ohhh Allllllexx......

*nearly skids to a stop.. slowly turning hearing the jingle of the cuffs... that sweet voice calling out... swallows hard* aww hell....... *reacts to the voice like a siren song...expression goes blank as he turns and slowly heads back to the courhouse in an almost hypnotized trance....*

*nearly skids to a stop.. slowly turning hearing the jingle of the cuffs... that sweet voice calling out... swallows hard* aww hell....... *reacts to the voice like a siren song...expression goes blank as he turns and slowly heads back to the courhouse in an almost hypnotized trance....*

*admiring the way MaryAnne can catch somebody so easily* Wow. Heah he comes, and you didn't even show him your nightstick. Yet.

*admiring the way MaryAnne can catch somebody so easily* Wow. Heah he comes, and you didn't even show him your nightstick. Yet.

Nah, the nightstick won't be needed.

*continues waving the cuffs as Alex walks back to her* Step right this way, Alex. Follow the jingle jangle...

Nah, the nightstick won't be needed.

*continues waving the cuffs as Alex walks back to her* Step right this way, Alex. Follow the jingle jangle...

*The combo of Deputy and handcuffs too much to resist... still walking slowly following both the siren and her cuffs...*

Nah, the nightstick won't be needed.

*continues waving the cuffs as Alex walks back to her* Step right this way, Alex. Follow the jingle jangle...

It may not be needed, but it would probably excite 'em....

It may not be needed, but it would probably excite 'em....

I'm been watching this thread for some time, now I can't resist jumping in.

I'm not surprised about the handcuffs, Brian I do remember a time or two another Hazzard badguy, blackclad at that, was entranced by that sound.

Doc