A Dukes Of Hazzerd/Home Improvement crossover

[Julieduke]

Could be that that the cast of Tool Time is filiming a special in the Boars Nest and Tim, Al and Heidi and Wilson and the Rest of the Taylor are there as well. Wilson is Cooter's cousin and he is in Hazzerds visiting and while they are filming the on location Tool Time, Tim accidently shorts the electrical system on the Boars Nest and causin the Bar to go in the dark and Jill is a cousin of the Dukes and she came along to Visit Uncle Jesse.

[Julieduke]

Could be that that the cast of Tool Time is filiming a special in the Boars Nest and Tim, Al and Heidi and Wilson and the Rest of the Taylor are there as well. Wilson is Cooter's cousin and he is in Hazzerds visiting and while they are filming the on location Tool Time, Tim accidently shorts the electrical system on the Boars Nest and causin the Bar to go in the dark and Jill is a cousin of the Dukes and she came along to Visit Uncle Jesse.

[Julieduke]

At the Boars Nest here they having a little television time here according to Boss and this guy from Tool Time named Tim Allen was fixing his electrical system right on the air. He didn't know anything about this guy but figured what could go wrong besides he had never heard of him before anyways. Tim, Al and Heidi and the camera crew was setting up in the Boars Nest and Boss thought Heidi was pretty cute and before he know the show starts at his Bar.

Heidi says "Everybody know what time it is and the audience says Tool Time, and Tim "the Tool Man Taylor" and Al Borland comes out and he says that they are fixing the wiring in the bar. In the meantime Jill is headed out to her Uncle Jesse's farm she always did love visiting her cousins and Uncle. Wilson was visiting his Cousin Cooter at his Garage and he was asking what you know about this Tim Taylor guy that at the Boars Nest. Wilson tells Cooter only that everything Tim touches doesn't go quite right and the Detriot Emergency Room staff know him pretty well that's all. Jill pulls up to her Uncle's farm and has the boys with her in her Nomad and Brad, Randy and Mark are amazed by her cousin's car when they see it outside of the farm. Uncle Jesse ,Bo and Luke say hi to Jill and she introduced's her boys to her cousins and they ask where is Tim at, and she tell that she working on the wiring on the Boars Nest. Uncle Jesse says"That nice of your husband to do that for Boss."

Brad looks at Uncle Jesse, and says "Just wait something is going to go wrong while he is working on the wiring. The light go out on the entitre county, and Jill figures that was Time that did that right there. Uncle Jesse ask how is your husbandresponible for Brown Out anything could've caused that.

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[Julieduke]

At the Boars Nest here they having a little television time here according to Boss and this guy from Tool Time named Tim Allen was fixing his electrical system right on the air. He didn't know anything about this guy but figured what could go wrong besides he had never heard of him before anyways. Tim, Al and Heidi and the camera crew was setting up in the Boars Nest and Boss thought Heidi was pretty cute and before he know the show starts at his Bar.

Heidi says "Everybody know what time it is and the audience says Tool Time, and Tim "the Tool Man Taylor" and Al Borland comes out and he says that they are fixing the wiring in the bar. In the meantime Jill is headed out to her Uncle Jesse's farm she always did love visiting her cousins and Uncle. Wilson was visiting his Cousin Cooter at his Garage and he was asking what you know about this Tim Taylor guy that at the Boars Nest. Wilson tells Cooter only that everything Tim touches doesn't go quite right and the Detriot Emergency Room staff know him pretty well that's all. Jill pulls up to her Uncle's farm and has the boys with her in her Nomad and Brad, Randy and Mark are amazed by her cousin's car when they see it outside of the farm. Uncle Jesse ,Bo and Luke say hi to Jill and she introduced's her boys to her cousins and they ask where is Tim at, and she tell that she working on the wiring on the Boars Nest. Uncle Jesse says"That nice of your husband to do that for Boss."

Brad looks at Uncle Jesse, and says "Just wait something is going to go wrong while he is working on the wiring. The light go out on the entitre county, and Jill figures that was Time that did that right there. Uncle Jesse ask how is your husbandresponible for Brown Out anything could've caused that.

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[Julieduke]

Prior to the brown out instance time was fixing a floorboard and as he was picking up a new a piece of wood. Al had warned him not to get to close to anybody. Boss Hogg had heard Tim say he found the problem and he went over to see what the problem was. In the meantime all of what they was doing was a live national tv and pretty sure everybody in Hazzerd and in the entire country was watching what was going on, now if you of the show "Tool Time" then Boss shouldn't look out. Well, as Boss was walking over to see what was wrong with the Floorboard Tim picks up a piece of wood and well Boss was kneeling and Time accidently beams Boss with it. And true to Tim he did the same thing to Rosco not ten minutes later this happens for the second time. Jill, and the Boys was watching and the Dukes were watching except for Daisy she was at the Boars Nest. Everybody watching found this funny, and prior to this Tim had Cooter in the expert question and answer with the phone lines going as well. Cooter couldn't believe what he had just seen but he had never heard of Tool time prior to now.

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[Julieduke]

Prior to the brown out instance time was fixing a floorboard and as he was picking up a new a piece of wood. Al had warned him not to get to close to anybody. Boss Hogg had heard Tim say he found the problem and he went over to see what the problem was. In the meantime all of what they was doing was a live national tv and pretty sure everybody in Hazzerd and in the entire country was watching what was going on, now if you of the show "Tool Time" then Boss shouldn't look out. Well, as Boss was walking over to see what was wrong with the Floorboard Tim picks up a piece of wood and well Boss was kneeling and Time accidently beams Boss with it. And true to Tim he did the same thing to Rosco not ten minutes later this happens for the second time. Jill, and the Boys was watching and the Dukes were watching except for Daisy she was at the Boars Nest. Everybody watching found this funny, and prior to this Tim had Cooter in the expert question and answer with the phone lines going as well. Cooter couldn't believe what he had just seen but he had never heard of Tool time prior to now.

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[Julieduke]

Balladeer: I smell of fish her, that Brown Out wasn't caused by that Tim guy at the Boars Nest it's has if somebody helped it along.

[Julieduke]

Balladeer: I smell of fish her, that Brown Out wasn't caused by that Tim guy at the Boars Nest it's has if somebody helped it along.

[Julieduke]

Tim had asked Cooter do you like Hot Rod's and Cooter asked why do say that.

Tim said " Becuase if you ever come to Detroit and see my Hot Rod project you are going to want to drive home on me>."

Cooter said " What do you have in your Garage then."

Tim went and pulled out his wallet size picture of his Hot Rod, and Cooter had Tim you know your right I do want to drive this car. How long you've been working on this beauty here, and Tim had explained what he had to do with the car next. And Before he knew Cooter was giving him advice and what he think's should be the next step. Jill had rang Tim on his cellphone and he answered and she asked if he really beamed Boss and the Sheriff with the wood.

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[Julieduke]

Tim was still talking to Cooter when then the lights went in the Boars Nest, Boss and Rosco was wandering if Tim had anything to do with along with everybody there. Al was telling the Sheriff he could get the lights back on for him if they had wanted that done. Heidi and Daisy was comparing notes on there jobs and finally on Tim, Daisy had explained that Tim was married to her Cousin Jill. Al had asked if Cooter had wanted to help him and Tim gets the lights back on at the bar. Tim, Al and Cooter went outside to show them where the fuse box where at the place. Al was wandering kind of things they had for Entertainment around here, Cooter had smiled and said "Stick around long enough you'll find out ."

[Julieduke]

Tim and Al was getting the power back on with the help of Cooter and there was this extra car parked before they came in to shoot the Live shoot for their show. Cooter asked Tim, friends of yours to the guys from Detroit. The guys got out of their car, and Time remembered them from America's Most Wanted he had seen recently and he had Al and Cooter what he had remembered about those two guys and that the car matched the description they said on Tv. Al asked do you think they know what going on right now or what, and Cooter looked at them and said their is back entrance to the place we could take to warn everybody else. Tim had said you know I could just Heidi and tell her, and she'll tell them before we even get back in the bar. Al said do you think that is going to work , with the phone line cut. Cooter asked what did you just say Al? and Al said that they Phone line to the Bar was cut. Tim said "That's why I calling Heidi on her Cellphone instead of anything else.

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[Julieduke]

Uncle Jesse wandered what Tim did at the Boars Nest just as Jill's cellphone rang, Al was one the line and he had told Jill that Tim was attempting to fix something and that he seen two guys that he had seen on America's Most Wanted walk in the Boars Nest. Jill asked Al if Tim was planning on catching the two guys himself. Al told Jill that Tim had a plan and that Heidi and Daisy was inside along with Cooter and Boss and the Sheriff and the Deputy right now. Jill hang up and seen her Uncle Jesse walking up to her and he had said to her "Jillian Patterson Taylor, what is brotherly you now and what is your husband up to right now." Jill said " Oh, Uncle Jesse Tim is going to try to catch two guys he had seen on America's Most Wanted by fixing something on the Boars Nest." Jill looked at her Uncle and said you don't quite understand Uncle Jesse, you had better have Doc Petticord on the waiting. Because whatever he fixes he get into a accident later, well one time he had a half a table glued to his head and went to the ER just like that.