Brian Coltrane

Alex, you pick up a stutter?

For the record, I do have a big, generous......heart.

Heh heh! That woulda been another good "stump the moderators" question..."What's the name of The Dukes of Hazzard movie?" Uhhhh....
Fortunately, Fonzi saved me from bein' puzzled all night on this one.
Brian

That's a good picture, cop-Scott. I had to hold my laptop upside-down to see it, tho'. ( We're pretty easy to confuse. Occupational...uh, Hazzard.)
Brian

AAAAAAHHH!!! Everywhere I look, Maxim's got another picture of that car.
I dare ya to drive up to DukesFest in one of those. See what the General Lee car clubs think of it.
Brian

AAAAAHHHHH!!!!
That is an evil use of Photoshop, Maxim.

Let's face it, if we had spelling requirements around heah, the moderators would be the first to go. Bahahahaa!
Dukesran1, don't take Bamamedia personally. He's just full of pickle juice and vinegar. I've kinda got used to 'em though.
Brian

Well, we talked about the movie cast needing to have a good rapport ....but that's more rapport than we had a right to expect.

Well, we talked about the movie cast needing to have a good rapport ....but that's more rapport than we had a right to expect.

So long as it's not Jessica singing. She's got the vocal range of a bad channel on AM radio.
Brian

DukeFan, if you were a little confused on how to post photos in the forums posts... maybe it's cause you were a little distracted by the photo itself? Heh!
Looks like you figured it out!

I want a raise. Unshelled peanuts from now on.

Park it? Sure, in an open field if there was nothing else around for miles.
Ya know, I get the feeling MaryAnne isn't paying any attention to this thread. That or I haven't hit the right buttons yet.

Of all the photos, I think the one that best represents MaryAnne's valet skills is the fifty-car freeway pileup. When she messes up, she don't mess up small, ya know what I mean?
It'd be like having a big cardboard box of toy matchbox cars, and then dumping them all out on the floor at once. It'd look just like that. You'd stare and marvel at how one car can be three miles away from the epicenter and still be wrecked all by itself. She has that kind of talent.
And I admire that.

There was a black Charger in "The Fast and the Furious" movie, which didn't appear until towards the end...only to be smashed pretty bad. (Broke my heart to see it, too.)
Another fine black Charger is in the old movie "Bullit". The movie itself isn't that hot, but it's worth renting for the chase scene. I tend to fast forward to the chase and skip the rest of the flick. If I recall correctly, the Charger ends up being incinerated by crashing into some gas pumps.
And there was also a black Charger in the original "Cannonball" movie. (which had no affiliation with the later "Cannonball Run." ) This Charger also suffers ill fortune, by careening over the edge of an incomplete freeway.
Ya know, upon reflection....it's a damn good thing the Dukes painted the General orange, given the track record for black Chargers.
Brian

Thanks for posting, DaisyDuke01! And Hoss, as usual you come through with the verification, thanks! Ya know if Hazzard County had it's own FBI office, you'd be running it.

"Lost Sheep to Zebra Three..."
Ok, I'm creepin' myself out. There are some fandoms ya shouldn't mix.

Before he was Boss Hogg, Sorrell Booke had a role as a Southern Sheriff in a gum commercial. Anybody remember "Freshen Up Gum?"
This commercial looked like it belonged on Hee Haw, right down to the hound dog. But the set looks like it could have been in The Dukes of Hazzard, doesn't it?
And little did Sorrell know at the time, but that whole cheek-pinch thing was gonna be stickin' around...
Sorrell Booke commercial

"Enos, do you know what one casket said to the other.... is that you coffin?"

Judas Priest onna pony!

"Batteries die....why can't cars?"

Send some my way!!
Hey, you outta post one r' two of your better cookie recipies.
I'd post my recipie for Hallelujah cookies, but you gotta be 21 and over just to buy the main ingredient.
Brian

Guess you'll find out on Christmas, eh?
Lessee, what Dukes stuff do I want for Christmas....well, I've been bad this year, so I took matters into my own hands and bought the RC General Lee back in October. Muahahaha.
But, I'd also like to get the Season 5 DVD. I'd also like to get the Unrated movie DVD. ( For editorial and review purposes, of course. )
If I was gonna pull out all the stops, I'd also get a bassett hound, but my landlord would take issue with that.
Brian

Seems like my nuts are always in the fire.
So I might as well add that you can write Nasty the Reindeer, MaryAnne. You're on the naughty list. Looks like you got a transfer from Santa. Might be an administrative mix-up, but I dunno, looks legit to me.
Val, you need to ease back on the sugar. You're gettin' those hallucinations again. ( Roger, how do you hang around this girl without getting the sugar jitters by proximity alone?)
As for you, Doc....Nasty could have an assistant, but with an outfit like that, Christmas would come early.

Let's have some fun messin' with the "Good Ol' Boys" theme, shall we? With all apologies to Waylon, here's my first stab at it :
Just the good ol' boys...
Here's a story to tell !
Not much to share between them all,
'Cept for chickens, goats and straw,
Because they're poor as hell !
But they've got a car!
Muscle under the hood!
That's the most important thang
To folks livin' in the Hazzard backwoods!
Just the good ol' boys...
Spend all their money on gas!
Two cousins and a car,
Against a Sheriff who's a pain in the -

Brian