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Julieduke

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  1. I personally like the commerical,. they need those two guys for the Charger commerical.

    Did anybody see the Toyota Commerical is Darrell Waltrip jumping the truck and a trailer with a boat on over a number of truck. One question how come the boat doesn't fall of the trailer during the commerical? Is it superglued to the trailer.

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  2. She is married to Roy Patrick O'Neill and she has a ten year old son named Roy Patrick O'Neill Jr. she has a baby on the way. Nicole just found out that her birth parents are Katherine McCormick and Jamie Lee Hogg and she is little amazed on this her fact but don't want to tell anybody quite yet.

  3. Daisy says to Enos that is the right thing to do and you making it so much faster for these poeple. And Besides I have heard about your brother and maybe this would be the best thing for ya after all. Enos is just listening when he hears somebody else coming up towards the loft, well it is Uncle Jesse to try and talk sense into Enos about the whole deal and maybe he could help out the problem

    Enos and Uncle Jesse are talking and talking and there is Luke, Daisy and Bo wandering if what Uncle Jesse is saying is working and they are just waiting to see. In the meantime the Sheriff pull and plows into Uncle Jesse's truck he come down to see what kind of damage the Sheriff did to his truck and completely forgets that Enos won't budge and he thinking to himself that Enos is one stubborn kid.

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  4. Luke and Bo was talking in their room and Luke says I guess that Uncle Jesse didn't beleve us in meeting girls named Tequila and Brandy. I guess you didn't get him on that one Luke. Luke is complaining that the room is spinning and telling lies about what happened tonight to Bo. Bo is telling him that not even Rosco would've believed you what you had said about those girls names either. Ya, Bo but why didn't I use more believeable name for Uncle Jesse when he asked what happened. Bo had said I think because he saw you walking around and knew what was really going on after all.

    Bo what if we really did meet a Tequila and Brandy sometime , do you think Uncle Jesse would believe us then. Bo looks at Luke you know I have never met a girl named Tequila Luke, I have met a few Brandy's but never a Tequila. Bo and Luke fall asleep.

    When they wake up the next morning they have the worst hangovers, and their alarm clock seems to be attached to huge concert speakers.

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  5. These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes"

    !. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back?

    Trustworthey.

    2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first?

    The Woman. The Man would get lost.

    3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business?

    1. No Mind. 2. No business

    4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed?

    He wanted a foam mattress.

    5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked.

    "Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father".

    6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ?

    They're both empty from the neck up.

    7. When is the only time a woman can change a man?

    When he's a baby.

    8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners?

    So men can understand them.

    9. How do men sort their laundry?

    "Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable".

    10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband."

    " I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."

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