MaryAnne

Thank you all! I had a good day today for having a birthday on a Monday. LOL
In that case I am closer to my shoe size than my actual age.

Glad you're okay CD! Ya know, I could picture your Rosco bike in that situation, not the General one tho'. LOL

Now Brian, you know that would be considered a form of fraud and---
Wait. Did you say a free donut with a large coffee purchase? Well sonofagun...
Let me think on that one. Meantime, you and I both have turned 21 multiple times there Mr. Kettle.

So Brian, since your pretty well versed in the mechanics of fake IDs, you gonna get yourself a fake AARP card so you can get the senior citizen's discount at Denny's?

Looks Brian cooked up this idea....

Well I've found...
Five saints named Luke
Two hurricanes named Daisy
Biblical character named Jesse (father of King David)
Biblical character named Enos (Enosh - Genesis 5:6)
No namesakes for Bo or Beauregard
Cooter doesn't even come up as a name at all
Rosco comes up under Roscoe but no namesakes (No Saint Rosco? Hmm... LOL)
Jefferson (for Boss) has no namesakes either.

Yup. And it's all Brian's fault. He had to prove he could write posts that had absolutely no quality to 'em...

You're a hard act to follow in the mush and sentiments department, Roger.

So, Hoss you're still 21 right? Are you ever gonna grow up? No? Good, cuz we'd have ya no other way.
Happy Birthday! Hope it was a great one!

First of all, yeeehaw that TNN is comin' back!
Second, MeTV is on frequently in my house. And I even get to watch it on my lunch hour at work. LOL. Tho' as much as I like Frank Cannon if I don't get back to going for walks on my lunch hour I will LOOK like Frank Cannon before it's over with...
And lastly, I'm amazed that as we sit here in 2012 with digital cable, satellite tv and all, that we can still talk of having rabbit ears for the tv... LOL

Welcome to HNet Lady Amanda.
Well, if'n I recall correctly, the car Coy n' Vance arrived in Hazzard in was a blue Plymouth Roadrunner (similar to Daisy's first car...a '74). I seem to think the car had a white stripe running over the hood and roof.
That car was toasted for lunch by the mean green machine. LOL

I have the "Last Rites" episode on a VHS tape somewhere. I've seen "The Grave" too, can't remember if I taped that one or not. I was gonna do a spoof fanfic once using the plot from "Last Rites" and applying it to Rosco. Never got around to writing it tho'. LOL
The Andy Griffith eps are hoot.
"Yessirree, maybe get to be some kind of celebrity, have people runnin' around after ya, wantin' your autograph!"
"Yeah?"
"Yeah! Be worth learnin' how to write just for that!"

Meter maid? Hmm....I think instead what I'll do is buy those DVD's "Bay City Police Procedures" (otherwise known as S&H), study them and then practice those new methods on some unsuspectin' thug, such as yourself.
Then, assumin' you live, *you* and the rest of yer kind can go to Green Acres. BAHAHAHAHHAHAA!!
MaryAnne

Hmm....I wonder if Bay City is offering any advanced police trainin'. I think I oughta sign up...
MaryAnne

Howdy Bo Duke's Girl!
We're glad to see ya comin' around more. =)

Howdy Ed! Welcome to HNet!
I'm with you, I'm glad that a lot of the old favorites from the 70's and 80's are available either online or on DVD.

Howdy folks!
MaryAnne here with some general guidelines for y'all on registering to use our forums. In the past the registration process has never been an issue, but as of late we here at HNet have noticed an increased amount of bounced emails from newly registered users and some long existing users. Granted, some of the bounced emails come from the spammers who try to join up and we're pretty diligent in stopping them and removing their accounts. However, we want to make sure that the folks out there who really want to use this board register correctly so they can use this board.
Given this is a public forum board, you might be wondering when the heck an email message would come into play. Well, there's a few times when an email message would come into play.
1. When you first register to use the forum, you will receive a confirmation email with your user name and password.
2. Once your account has been activated, you will recieve an email notification.
3. If you select to be notified of new private messages, you will receive an email notification of such.
4. If you chose to "watch" a topic, you will receive an email notifying you of new posts to that topic.
Needless to say, when an email address turns out to be junk, the HNet Moderator's inboxes get filled with a lot "Mail Delivery Failure" notices. LOL
So...with that in mind please note the following:
1. You must sign up with a legtimate email address.
Not only should your email be legit, you should make sure to enter it in correctly when you sign up. We have no way of knowing if the email is legit but spelled incorrectly when the message bounces back to us.
Please note, also, that putting "www" infront of your email will cause messages to bounce and your account will not be activated. Do not put "www" infront of your email address.
Any messages that bounce back to us from new users, the account will not be activated. To use your account you will have to email us through the feedback form and provide a legtimate email address. At that point we will then activate your account. (And you'll get the message saying it's activated! 8) )
2. Please set your spam settings for your email to recognize and allow the "hazzardnet.com" domain to make it to your inbox. You should also allow for "aol.com" and "yahoo.com". I know of atleast one person who signed up here at the forums, had trouble logging in and emailed us for help but when we emailed her back (from both AOL and Yahoo) our message bounced back saying we were not accepted. Folks...need I explain more? LOL. Help us to help you!
If you change your email address after your account is activated and any messages come bouncing back to us for some reason, your account will be disabled until you shape up. LOL.
Okay, that should just about cover it. Really the email thing is the only issue we're having thus far.
I should also disclose that we do not collect email addresses to give to third parties for marketing purposes or any of that crap, so no worries that we're secretly monitoring any of your email communications. The NSA is probably already doing that.
Thank you for your consideration and welcome to HNet!
MaryAnne

Vacation policy?! BAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
How about this for a vacation: Damn near kill yourself working on this site and we might letcha have a couple of hours off. BAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Well shoot, NOW what are we gonna do?!
Have a safe trip, Jax!

Nominated.....or committed?

Well, I have to type slow so you can keep up.
After those duals of the past we probably scared 'em all off!
MaryAnne

Bait?!

Given that Hazzard County itself didn't get to advanced on technology (I still have a hard time with the fax machine at the farm in the first reunion movie! LOL) I think HNet should not advance any further than it has.
Of course, I more or less feel that way because I have enough trouble with technology as it is!! GAAAHH!! 8)

*YAWN*
Oh please, don't hold us in suspense!

Well, I must say I'm dubiously honored by this....dubious honor. Khee! Seriously tho', thank you. I think. Heh heh! As for those shiny buttons.....I can't help it. I'm drawn to them, inexplicably. They're purty ya know. All shiney and sparkly. They call to me.....MaryAnne! MaryAnne! And I'm drawn in. Ooo...what's dis button do? *click* Oops. *KERBLAMO!*
Let's face it, I have some tough expectations to live up to being a Coltrane. Accidentally blowing stuff to smithereens is practically a fine art. I think I'm almost a master. Khee! Falling asleep at the dinner table is my newest talent.
Seriously tho'....Thanks, y'all.