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LizzyJackson-Davenport

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  1. Dumb animal laws

    IN NEVADA

    It is illegal to drive a camel on a highway

    IN VERMONT

    At one time it was illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole (I assume it would be legal now)

    IN ALASKA

    While it is legal to shoot bears, waking a sleeping bear for the purpose of taking a photograph is prohibited

    IN ARIZONA

    Hunting camels is prohibited

    IN ARKANSAS

    Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs (So keep them in your refrigerator)

    IN CALFORNIA

    It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale (Well I should have seen that coming)

    IN DENVER, COLORADO

    The dog catcher must notify dogs of impounding by posting, for three consecutive days, a notice on a tree in the city park and along a public road running through said park (Because dogs can read?)

    IN FLORIA

    If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle

    and

    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal

    IN GEORGIA

    Donkeys may not be kept in bathtubs (What is it with people keeping animals in bathtubs?)

    IN IDAHO

    You may not fish on a camel’s back

    and if fishing in Boise not from a giraffe's back either

    IN CHICAGO, ILLINOIS

    It is illegal to give a dog whiskey

    and

    It is forbidden to fish while sitting on a giraffe’s neck

    IN INDIANA

    It is against the law to pass a horse on the street

    IN MARSHALLTOWN, IOWA

    Horses are forbidden to eat fire hydrants

    IN KANSAS

    Rabbits may not be shot from motorboats

    AND

    The state game rule prohibits the use of mules to hunt ducks

    IN KENTUCKY

    One may not dye a duckling blue and offer it for sale unless more than six are for sale at once

    AND

    It is illegal to fish with a bow and arrow in Kentucky

    IN BALITMORE, MARYLAND

    It’s illegal to take a lion to the movies

    IN MASSACHUSETTS

    No gorilla is allowed in the back seat of any car (so take him with you in the front seat)

    IN MINNESOTA

    A person may not cross state lines with a duck atop his head

    IN NEBRASKA

    It is Illegal to go whale fishing

    IN NEW JERSEY

    It is illegal to delay or detain a homing pigeon

    IN NORTH CAROLINA

    Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields

    IN OKLAHOMA

    Fish may not be contained in fishbowls while on a public bus

    IN PENNSYLVANIA

    Though you do not need a fishing license to fish on your own land, but a hunting license is required to hunt on your own land

    IN RHODE ISLAND

    Riding a horse over any public highway for the purpose of racing, or testing the speed of the horse is illegal

    IN SOUTH CAROLINA

    Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

    IN SOUTH DAKOTA

    No horses are allowed into Fountain Inn unless they are wearing pants

    IN TENNESSEE

    Skunks may not be carried into the state (Bet you could walk them on a leash)

    AND

    It is illegal to use a lasso to catch a fish

    IN TEXAS

    It is illegal for one to shoot a buffalo from the second story of a hotel.

    AND

    It is illegal to milk another person’s cow

    IN UTAH

    Birds have the right of way on all highways

    IN VIRGINIA

    No animal may be hunted for on Sunday with the exception of raccoons, which may be hunted until 2:00 AM

    IN WEST VIRGINIA

    It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs

    IN WISCONSIN

    Livestock have the right-of-way on public roads

    AND FINALLY

    IN WYOMING

    You may not take a picture of a rabbit from January to April without an official permit

  2. Bo was fighting with him self. He didn't want to leave his family. Everything had just fallen back into balence, and he didn't want that to be ruined. At this time, Bo wished he'd had some type of advice.

    Suddenly seemingly out of no where the phone rang. "Duke residence." Bo says.

    "Bo?" Luke asks.

    "Luke? Man it's been forever." Bo says.

    "Hey bud. I'm...sorry I've missed out on the little ones. I wish I could have been there for that but...Life got away from me. Anyway I'm coming home." Luke says.

    "Really?"

    "Yeah. Spend some time getting to know my nieces and all of Daisy's kids." Luke says.

    "Maybe we can talk too." Bo says.

    "Sure bud." Luke says.

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