RogerDuke

(LOL you caught that fast. I edited it quick. I was thinking I was on word association and Willy is a whale)

no other car could beat the General 
UNLESS
it had a head start!

baseball 
(to see pitch speed)

It is a bit surprising that they never had a Boss Hogg niece with one of the Duke boys falling for her. Maybe they thought about it but since they did Daisy falling for a Hogg didn't want to do it. 

cale's TURBOCHARGER in the white dodge charger

It very well might be. I've noticed one of....I say ONE of the things happening to me as I get older, ( 58 yrs. going on 59...Aug. 31)  is that I can't keep past things in order and how far back it was!   ( And NO! It's not because of my indulgence every so often of my finest!  )  

I did a little bit of “updating” on this do you want me to put it here?

This is what I wrote while waiting for someone to come back to their car. I am stuck on the here comes chaos part. Both Rosco and Cletus are in the holding cell with the door shut. This is where the Duke boys “bail” Ponch and Jon out of jail.
 “You ok cousin?” asked Jon “Yeah it's my ribs,”  said Ponch. “Can he put his right arm down? He broke his ribs a few months ago” Jon said to Deputy Cletus.
  “Uh, Jon you mean most of my bones.” Poncherello retorted as they walked into the station's booking area where Bo and Luke were paying their “Speeding” ticket that Rosco gave them. [Here comes Chaos] They are runnin’ out the door and split up Jon and Bo in Jon's truck and Luke and Ponch in the General Lee. Bo said “Hi, Cooter” “Hey Cooter, the usual OK,” said Luke “OK Luke,” Cooter said with a smile knowing what he was going to find there. 
 

Thanks, for Boss Hogg’s family tree

I watched the bristol race and I guess I'm in the minority thinking it was a lousy race. Tires barely lasted 40-45 laps and it seems only JGR teams could manage it leaving everyone else a few seconds behind trying to conserve tires. Goodyear and NASCAR even gave all the teams an extra set of tires. You know maybe it's time NASCAR allowed a full day of practice again to suss out stuff like this so they know ahead of time what might become an issue.

I heard that tires were an issue at Bristol. Which is frustrating for everyone and it affects the driver's season and points. As someone pointed out that I saw...what if this were a Chase race or an elimination race and it all came down to tires? I really miss the old way of racing where it was about talent and the drivers and teams. I feel NASCAR has to put it's hands on everything now to take away from the driving and the mechanics...the Chase and the segments for example. Let it be about the racing as it use to be...

His father is Big Daddy
His Mama's ashes are in a racing trophy. She was a Baptist. 
Wife Lulu
Brother-in-law Rosco
Third Cousin twice removed... Cletus 
Cousin Mabel Tillingham
Nephews Hughie, Dewey, Jamie Lee....Dewey is older than Hughie
Great Great grandmother Sadie Hogg
Twin Brother Abraham Lincoln Hogg...both born 4-6-26
Great Aunt Emma Lou Hogg...deceased
Great Grandfather...Lighthouse Harry Hogg
Cousin Big Dan Hogg of Rapaho County
Uncle Silas Hogg...deceased
Great Great grandfather Thadius B Hogg....original owner of Duke farm
Edit: Jamie Lee Hogg's father was Boss's "baby brother's boy" so this means Boss has 2 brothers and 3 nephews. If Boss had sisters or nieces they were never mentioned. 

rosco PERVUS coltrane 

OK...everybody knows what I think...it's Cletus. I think he's been through the Hazzard County Car Wash more than any other cop!

probably Cletus has been through the Car wash more than anybody on the Hazzard police force!

Many cars have been through the Hazzard  county  car wash. Usually it's one of the "Bad" guys, chasing 
Bo N Luke!

How many brothers and sisters does the Boss have? Since he has so many nephews, does he have any nieces?

Hey Spike, You aren't in the path of totality for the April 8 eclipse are you? (Bo Duke's 64th bithhday). 

Good question. They never showed the indoor bathroom or Jesse's bedroom. Ray Kohn owns the knob on Jesse's bedroom from the Georgia episodes. It's not for sale! I asked.

Not sure what changed or if he got permission but the maintenance guy at least put his big American flag back up, seen it when I came home and gave it a salute and a Oh Hell Yeah . I haven't seen the 2 kitty's that come to my patio for food the past few days though.
Wife is healing good. Driving around now. Still has another month to go before getting Dr permission to return to work. However I'm bringing work home that's easy enough for her to do so she has something to do during the days.
Can't wait for spring to feel like spring though, it is cold out today. Will probably lose some of my perennials that popped up early to the hard frost the next few nights.

Apparently we do, although I don't have anything but the free TV channels and an extensive DVD collection.

I rely on my DVD set ....ALL 7 seasons!

I'm not sure. I'd suppose they have a regular bath room but then....come to think of it, if they did,  why would she be taking a bath in  the Duke's kitchen?

I know that they have an outhouse for family tradition and an “inhouse”. I was wondering do they have a shower or just a tub that both Bo and Luke have to lift and carry into the kitchen.