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Me too. I remember waiting for each one to come out. They sure are better than my VHS collection that someone who lives in town and had cable recorded for me. 

Good question. They never showed the indoor bathroom or Jesse's bedroom. Ray Kohn owns the knob on Jesse's bedroom from the Georgia episodes. It's not for sale! I asked.

Me too. I remember waiting for each one to come out. They sure are better than my VHS collection that someone who lives in town and had cable recorded for me. 

Well, at least there was one kid in that class who was raised right. I had it growing up too and still like it but never buy it. Right now I'm trying to eat right because I am borderline for needing cholesterol and blood pressure meds. I'm getting ready to turn 64 and am happy that I am on no meds and want to keep it that way. 

Well, at least there was one kid in that class who was raised right. I had it growing up too and still like it but never buy it. Right now I'm trying to eat right because I am borderline for needing cholesterol and blood pressure meds. I'm getting ready to turn 64 and am happy that I am on no meds and want to keep it that way. 

About the only good thing about where I live, is it's never crowded! I remember me and my wife were stopping by Dominos to pick up a pizza the last time it happened! It doesn't seem THAT long ago! Time flies when you're over 30!!

My grandmother used to give me Buttermilk when she babysat me and so I learned to love it. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade...not sure which....think it was second, the teacher asked who likes Butter milk and I was the only one who raised my hand! LOL!  

I had a good Easter.  I hope you did too.

Happy Birthday Lulu, my Sugarplum Puddin!

Yes Ma'am, we surely do! Happy Birthday!

I hope you had a good one Boss......and it was Lulu's birthday. And today is Sadie Hogg Day! 

You are awesome Hobie. You always show so much compassion for people who are down. I mean, giving away your finest?! Only a true friend would do that. You don't see me giving away any of my buttermilk. 

Does 2017 sound right? 

Chapter One 
Roaring down the dirt road Jon and Ponch are racing when the Orange car comes by the truck's passenger side, then they hear a siren and try to pull over to the right, and somehow the police car flies into the pond. “Breaker breaker thank you for what you did back there,” said a voice over the radio, Ponch, and Jon looked at each other and laughed. When they came into town, the Orange car with the name General Lee, and a Confederate flag was on the roof, and the doors were marked with the number 01, “A stock car ‘69 Dodge Charger,” said Poncherello. ”Yeah where we are from, that's illegal to drive” Jon adds.
“Hey cousin, I need some sleep now, plus the meds are wearing off” added Ponch as he held up his right hand, which had a brace on it 
Jon replied, “I know cousin, I need some sleep too, let's find a room for the night,” as they searched for a hotel to spend the night in, Cooter returned with Cletus’s police car that went through the Hazzard County car wash.
 
  Cletus Saw them and said “All right let’s go” Ponch smiled at Cletus, and Jon asked, “What for?” Cletus said, “Questions later now git!” All three of them walked towards the county jail.  “You ok cousin?” asked Jon, noticing his partner  “Yeah it's my ribs,” said Ponch. ”Can he put his right arm down? He broke his ribs a few months ago” Jon said to Deputy Cletus.  “Uh, Jon you mean most of my bones.”  Ponch retorted as they walked into the station's booking area where Bo and Luke were paying their “Speeding” ticket that Rosco gleefully gave them. 
 
  Suddenly Ponch roars out of pain, and everybody freezes Cletus takes 2 steps towards Ponch, and then Jon pushes Cletus away from Ponch, Rosco takes a step towards Jon then Bo grabs some firecrackers and hands them over to Luke who lit two of them and throws them on the floor near the empty holding cell. Bo helps getting Ponch to his feet and runs to the door.  Ponch grabs the baton and places it in the handles of the first double doors and all 4 come running out the door and split up Jon and Bo in Jon's truck, and Luke and Ponch in General Lee.  Bo said “Hi, Cooter” “Hey Cooter, the usual okay,” said Luke “Okay Luke, in three minutes, and then the fun begins,” Cooter said with a smile knowing what he was going to find there.  
Coming up from the break …
Chapter two 

I feel for you Cousin! I sure hope it gets better for you! You just remember, your favorite car salesman and drinking buddy/town drunk, is in your corner! Hey, I'll even GIVE you a fifth of my finest, next time you're at the car lot!  
  Honestly, my heart goes out to you and if you ever want to talk, I'm here for you! Just PM me!

Biggest news around here lately is the eclipse coming up on John Schneider's birthday April 8. Traffic is going to be terrible, especially afterward. Not for me. I'm staying right here. I'm pretty excited about it. 

What a week. Temp's in my wife's building were a bunch of no shows no calls so guess who got volunteered to go back there the whole week, to top it off my boss told clients we could get orders out ASAP, that didn't go so well since I was working in the other building. My coworkers managed to get one order done and shipped. 
Wednesday my brother in law decided to take his mom on a day trip up to Ann Arbor and ended up getting T-boned by a red light running college kid. But of course he left the dashcam at home and no witnesses stuck around to tell the police so his word against theirs. Anyways had to drive all the way up there to pick them up at the hospital and take them home back here in Ohio. Didn't get home that night till 10:30 and went to bed without dinner. 
Have a good Easter everyone.

Happy Easter to all my cousins in Hazzard County!

Bo sighed "Well, what the heck are we supposed to do next?" 
Jesse spoke "In a situation like this the first thing you do is consider your options." 
Bill was skeptical and the tone of his voice displayed it "Options? We have no options. My career is over. There ain't no way I'm surviving a scandal like this. It don't matter how innocent I am." 
It was Luke's turn "The way I see it we have 4 options. We sure can't go back to town or even the farm. Boss and his flunkies will be watching them like chicken hawks. But we gotta find a way to prove Boss is running a scam and expose the whole thing before the national press gets ahold if it." 
Ernie look confused "That don't help much Luke. But you would clear things up a little if you would tell us the 4 options." 
Luke responded quickly "4 people who are out there and can help us, Daisy, Cooter, Garrett and Roy." 
Bill looked a little hopeful. I don't know about the other 3 but Roy is pretty good in these situations. It sure would be nice to see him right now." 
And right on cue the CB started squaking. Luke laughed "Would you settle for hearing him?" 
Bill smiled and then picked it up and responded "Perfect timing Roy! What's going on out there?" 

Thanks Hoss. He was pretty disappointed when he found out that Daisy's daddy was the sheriff! That girl can sure shuck and jive.  

Sunday is Easter. It is also the birthday of Sheriff Rosco P Coltrane's sister......who just happens to be the wife of the Hazzard County Commissioner. Happy birthday Lulu. We love you sweetheart. 

Staring at the bumper of the sheriff's car that lies a mile or so ahead of them, Garrett quietly tries to think of what they are doing by following the sheriff. How are they to follow him without being caught? Especially in Roy's old beat up ugly truck. What will they do when they find out where Sheriff Coltrane is going? "Dang it Roy," Garrett breaks through the silence of the truck, "this is the dumbest idea you've ever had. I mean, what made you think of following the sheriff? What you gonna do when he stops?"
Roy look crazily over at Garrett before looking back at the road. "The dumbest idea I've had? What was I thinking?" Roy  raises his voice, "My golden memory recalls all this being your bright idea, hotshot. The only dumb thing I did, was to listen to you and to do as you told me to do."
"I know, I know," Garrett rolls his hard eyes at him, "it just sounds better saying it was your idea. Not mine." Garrett goes silent as he lights another cigarette, "What are we going to do when we find out where the sheriff is going? How are we going to find Bill and Ernie?"
Roy shrugs behind the wheel as he waves his hand to wave off smoke. "I don't know. You tell me, boy genius. It all was your idea,"  he states, "though I do know, that I told you not to light those dumb things in my truck. They're horrible."
Garrett eyes him hardly before sucking it on it once again before smashing it out and taking care of it. "I didn't realize you were so sensitive," Garrett rudely responds before falling silent once more.
"Well...it is my truck," Roy disputes, "and I am doing you a huge favor by rescuing you from your hiding place and following your bright idea to stalk the sheriff. I guess I always did look good in jail house orange."
Garrett shakes his head before his attention is grabbed by the sheriff turning off the road and onto a lesser-known back road and he quickly sits up in his seat. "OK now we are getting somewhere, Roy!" he points at Rosco, "That there road leads to a dead end and to those caves. I think I heard your buddies talk about that being Hogg's hiding place!"
"Ah! Maybe that's where Bill and Ernie are at!" Roy naively states.
"Ernie and Bill disappeared with Bo and Luke," Garrett states, "why would they take him to Hogg's hiding place?" he shakes his head.
"I don't know. I don't know anything at this point," Roy answers. "What you want me to do now?"
"We can't follow him. We'd be made for sure," Garrett responds, "Just keep going. They're probably going to have some pow wow of what they want to do now that they can't find Bill and Ernie."
"Hmmm. Too bad we can't listen in to that conversation," Roy states before going quiet and turns to Garrett, 
"you'd earn top respect from your brother for that kind of information." 
Garrett stares at him. "I don't care for his respect or anyone's. I've already spent a night in jail over all of this. No way am I spying in on their crooked law...who already hate me enough as it is," Garrett states, "but we do know where they are at for the moment. Maybe they'd care to know that."
"But how you plan on doing that? In case you forgot," Roy pauses, "your family kidnapped Bill and Ernie and are no where to be found. You'd think they'd let you in on their surprise of not showing up at the Boar's Nest as it was planned."
Garrett grunts. "They don't care," he states watching the trees go by his window, "I am sure they are hiding at one of their hiding places and talking about their own plans to get Bill and Ernie out of this mess."
Roy nods quietly before leaning over and grabbing the CB handle from the dash of his truck.
"What are you doing?" Garrett questions.
"What we should have done from the get-go instead of listening to you," Roy rolls his eyes at Garrett and switches the channel and then pushing the button on the side of the black CB handle, Roy says, "This is Roy Silas. Anyone out there on the Duke net?"
Garrett eyes him as he places the handle down and Roy grins at him. "Now we wait," Roy responds as he turns onto another road and Garrett looks out his window and they await to see if they get a reply in silence. 
 

Happy birthday in Hazzard Heaven Cale. You are greatly missed. March 27, 1939 - December 31, 2023. I see NASCAR is going to be honoring you at Darlington in May at the Goodyear 400. Well deserved. 

nothing. Bugs Bunny made me think of bug. LOL

Hey Jim! Great to see you! Hope you'll hang out in here with us!