*****

Bo Duke limped into the noisiness of the bar, his cane made of Japanise oak making solid click sounds as he relied on it to keep his right leg from breaking down under him. It was the first time he'd been to the Boar's Nest since the accident.

"Hello Bo..." Rosco mumbled solemly as the Dukes passed.

He only got a side glance from the younger man, who then turned his eyesite away with an angry huff and sat down at the table in the far corner of the bar.

Luke watched the scene and sighed, "...hello Rosco. Hey I'm sorry about Bo-"

"Don't be...I am sorry about his leg...Boss too I think..."

"I know you are," Luke said amiably, casting a look at Bo in the corner. The younger Duke was twiddling with his cane and staring blankly into the luquid in the beer mug. "Problem is I just don't think Bo sees it that way."

"He nearly lost his leg...heck he nearly lost his life. He has a right to be angry with me." The sheriff temporarily looked at Bo, who only glared in Rosco's direction. Rosco turned his head away quickly, "What's the therapist say about his leg?"

Luke shook his head, "Might never walk right again. He might have that cane for the rest of his life."

"...Does it hurt him?"

"Yeah..." Lukes said sadly, a faraway look in his eyes, "But the dummy doesn't wanna use painkillers, 'fraid he'll get addicted..."

It did hurt Bo...the leg hurt him a lot. It hurt even worse when he walked on it, at this rate he wouldn't even be able to drive right. The therapist wasn't helping, it felt like it was getting worse. Come outa this with full use of my leg...bull if you ask me. He thought, a mild depression over his seemingly pointless future overcoming him. He wouldn't walk right, much less run. Heck Uncle Jesse could probably run better after this. If he was framed by Boss he wouldn't be able to escape Rosco anymore.

[cue: anyone]

~She-Wolf

"Pa, I'm done with my chores, I'm gonna head into town to do errands," Amelia says.

If only some one had told her that by meeting Dean Winchester, in a seedy low-tell/motel, in New Orleans, and that she would end up getting her heart broke in the process, she would have stayed clear and far a way from him. But then Uncle Jesse would say you have to follow your heart, she did! And now she was on the run back to Hazzard with a broken heart and a determined older Winchester on her tail. And didn't help that she was using a beat up old car that she low-jacked to make her escape. All this would be so much better if she had her '69 Dodge Charger- "Ridge Runner" with her to help her outrun a '67 Chevy Impala that was no doubt hot on her heels. Could things get any worse for her?

Cue Anybody  

"Danny?" Colonel Jack O'Neill asked.

"Yeah, Jack?" The man asked.

"You...look different." Jack said.

"Do I?" The man asked.

"Yeah." Jack said.

"I think when we get back I'm going to take time off." The man said.

"Danny..." Jack started.

"I don't remember much from when I was younger... but, there are some people I need to see in Georgia. The state I mean." The man said.

"Who do you know in Georgia?" Jack asked curiously.

"Let's see Uncle Jesse, Bo, Daisy, Enos, Cooter..." The man started.

"Cooter?" Major Samantha 'Sam' Carter asked.

"Cooter Davenport." The man said.

"He's not in Georgia he's in DC." Jack said.

"I'll have Hammond call the president. He's friends with Senator Davenport."

"The senator would probably tell you to call him Cooter." The man said.

"You done with that? I mean can we go back though the Stargate?" Jack asked.

"Oh yeah." The man said and gathered the device and put it in his bag.

"Let's go then." Jack said.

The team nodded and went to the Stargate. Sam dialed the gate and sent SG-1 IDC through. They were given the all clear to come through. Jack went through first.

“General, something happened on this mission.” Jack said.

“What happened, Colonel. Where's the rest of SG-1?” Hammond asked.

“They're waiting until I explain.” Jack said.

“Explain what?” Hammond asked.

“Daniel was affected by a device on the mission. He looks different now.” Jack said.

“Different how?” Hammond asked.

“You'll see.” Jack said reaching into the wormhole and pulled 'Daniel' through.

“Jack was that really necessary?” The man asked.

“Sorry, Danny.” Jack said.

“Actually... it's Luke.” The man said.

“What?” Jack asked confused.

“I've been using the name Daniel Jackson for years...But, I'm starting to remember the truth. My name is really Luke Duke.” The man said.

Jack nodded.

“Which reminds me call the president, General.” Jack said.

“Why?” Hammond asked.

“So we can get Senator Davenport clearance.”

“Colonel...” Hammond started.

“He's my best friend General... or was.” Luke said.

Hammond sighed.

“I'll call but, no promises.” Hammond said.

“Now I want you to go get you after mission check up in the infirmary.”

“Yes, sir.” Luke replied instantly saluting.

“Luke...” Jack started.

“I was a Marine I think.” Luke said.

Luke and SG-1 went to the infirmary. General Hammond looked into Luke Duke's military history.

“He's a Staff Sergant that's interesting.” General Hammond said as he continued looking into Luke's history.

“Put on probation for running Moonshine. Was that ever lifted.”

General Hammond found that Jefferson Davis Hogg had lifted the probation on both after Luke went missing presumed dead since Bo wanted to leave Hazzard and go to MetU. Then found Bo was missing. That was when General Hammond called the President.

“Hammond what is it?” The president asked.

“We want you to help get clearance for somebody.” General Hammond said.

“Who?” The president asked curiously.

“Senator Cooter Davenport.” General Hammond said.

“I'll see what I can do.” The president said.

General Hammond and the president got off and the president made a few calls and after a month of work he called Cooter Davenport.

“Cooter...” The president started.

“What can I do fer ya?” Cooter asked.

“Actually a black SUV should be pullin' up outside. They'll want to blindfold ya let 'em. They'll take ya to a private jet and they'll give ya some reading material read it.” Was said.

“What's goin' on?” Cooter asked.

“You're goin' find out about somethin' amazin'.”

“OK.” Cooter said.

Eventually he was reading about the Stargate program. Cooter wondered why he was being told about it. Cooter was taken to Daniel Jackson's.

“Senator Davenport...” Jack started as he led him towards Daniel's door.

“Cooter.” He corrected.

“Cooter... Daniel wanted us to bring you to his place then we'll take you to Cheyenne Mountain.” Jack said.

“He was right though.”

“About what?” Cooter said.

“He told us you would tell us to call you Cooter.” Jack said.

“Did he?” Cooter asked.

“Yep.” Jack said and opened the door.

There was two glasses setting on the counter. Teal'C and Sam already had glasses in hand. The liquid was clear so he thought it was water when Jack saw it.

“Have a drink, Senator Davenport.” Sam said gesturing towards the glasses.

Cooter picked up a glass and smelled it. Cooter took a sip.

“Woo that's some good 'shine.” Cooter said.

“Shine?” Jack asked.

“Moonshine, Colonel.” Cooter said.

“Moonshine?” Jack asked and picked up the last glass and tasting it.

“Woo that's strong.”

“Doesn't it taste familiar, Cooter?” Came a familiar voice.

“Yeah, thought I was drinkin' Duke Shine.” Cooter said.

“Cause you are.” 'Daniel Jackson' said turning to Cooter.

It was Luke Duke standing there. Cooter stared at Luke at first.

“Lucas...Dukas...” Cooter started.

“Hey, Cooter.” Luke said.

Cooter rushed and hugged Luke suddenly.

“Where did you get moonshine, Danny?” Jack asked.

Luke smirked at Jack.

“Do you really want to know the answer to that Jack?” Luke asked.

“He made it. I'm going to look the other way on that Staff Sergeant.” General Hammond said walking in.

“Staff Sergeant?” Jack asked confused.

“Daniel Jackson... Luke Duke that is was a Staff Sergeant in the Marines.” General Hammond said.

“See Danny boy obviously you could follow orders at some point, but why would you join the Marines air Force is the way to go.” Jack said.

“But...wait... you make moonshine?”

“Who do you think taught the Abydonians how, Jack?” Luke asked.

“Oh...” Jack started in realization.

Luke smiled.

“The president asked me to check on things here and wanted you to call him, Senator Davenport. He doesn't know about Daniel Jackson's real identity.” General Hammond said.

“Why would he care?” Luke asked.

“You don't remember Hazzard do you?” Cooter asked.

“No why?” Luke asked.

“Can I call him back with your phone?” Cooter asked.

Luke nodded. Cooter called the president.

“Ya ain't gonna believe this, Enos.” Cooter said.

“What is it, Cooter?” Enos asked.

“Luke's alive.” Cooter said.

Enos let out a rebel yell.

“Where is he?” Enos asked.

“The SGC.” Cooter said.

“Seriously?” Enos asked.

“Daniel Jackson is really Luke Duke.” Cooter said.

“But...” Enos started.

“He doesn't remember Hazzard.” Cooter said.

“So he couldn't help find Bo.” Enos said.

“We've been lookin' fer years. He is probably either dead or like Luke doesn't remember anythin'.” Cooter said.

“I haven't tried to find him since I became president. I could get the FBI lookin' fer him.” Enos said.

“Might have to.” Cooter said.

“Will do.” Enos said.

“Call me when Luke gets his memory back.”

“I will.” Cooter said.

“I gotta go. Bye, Cooter.” Enos said.

“Bye Enos.” Cooter said and hung up.

Luke looked confused and looked at Jack. Luke was giving Jack a look, Jack knew this was a look Daniel would give him when he needed some sort of assurances from Jack.

“Danny Danny Danny boy or would it be Luke now hm... But anyway Danny boy, I think I'm going to stick with that it rolls of the tongue Danny boy, you just realized you had a past thinking you know everything that'd be like thinking I actually know what Carter is talking about. But, we're still here so obviously enough gets through” Jack comforted Daniel while deflecting everyone's attention, because that last statement raised a few red flags with him.

Luke nodded.

“Y-Yeah.” Luke said and almost collapsed onto his couch clutching his head.

“Daniel...” Sam started.

Luke looked a little out of it. Sam looked at Jack.

“Danny boy when was the last time you slept...on a bed?” Jack asked.

“Last month.” Luke said sheepishly.

“Maybe you should make of use of that bed you have in your apartment and I don't know sleep.” Jack continues.

Sending a look at Sam as if to say there problem solved

“I think I am going to take my own suggestion bye folks see you in the morning barring any more emergencies.”

Jack said and let the mic drop walking out.

Cooter moved to help the exhausted Luke to bed. Luke was asleep almost instantly once in bed. Sam and Teal'C left.

THE NEXT MORNING

Luke woke up three hours late. Luke quickly took a shower changed into his base clothes and headed to the SGC.

“Jack... sorry I'm late.” Luke said.

Luke looked at Jack half expecting him to be angry with him for being three hours late. Even though the Daniel side of his brain was telling him he'd shown up later and only ever gotten a sarcastic groan

"Hammond hasn't given us our mission yet." Sam said.

Luke sighed.

"Guess I was really exhausted." Luke said.

Of course when 'Daniel' had been later had been before Jack knew 'Daniel' was a Marine so wasn't sure if Jack was going to react different this time. Jack rolled his eyes.

“Now we know you're still Daniel Jackson.” Jack said.

Luke smiled.

“I don't remember my training to well but, maybe my body does... first mission since I changed after all.” Luke said.

“Or maybe I'll remember.” He added.

The team were soon being sent through the Stargate. SG-1 found a site but some guys showed up aiming weapons at the group and one grabbed Luke. The man held a weapon at Luke's head. Luke had his hands up. They were saying something in another language and Luke knew they were talking about taking the artifacts. Luke elbowed the one holding him and flipped him over his shoulder taking the weapon and pointing it at the men.

“Danny?” Jack asked surprised.

Luke shrugged.

“Don't mess with the artifacts.” Luke said.

Luke was directing this to the men that had tried to steal the artifacts. Who had begun to inch back towards them while he was distracted

"Don't... because I will shoot." Luke said.

The men ran off and out of sight. Luke tossed the weapon and looked at Jack. Luke's movement had been so fluid when he elbowed the man and flip him that it reminded the team that 'Daniel' had military training. Jack and the team stared at Luke a moment.

"You OK, Danny?" Jack asked.

"Fine lets get these artifacts back to base and I can look them over there." Luke said.

Luke hadn't noticed someone walking up behind him with a knife before he felt the pain of the knife going in. Luke paled and collapsed. Teal'C had his Staff weapon in hand and Jack had his gun. A puddle of blood started forming under Luke. The man was still standing over Luke with the knife in hand. Luke tried to move away but his vision was darkening so knew he was going to pass out.

"Teal'C...J-Jack..." Luke started and lost consciousness.

"Daniel!" Sam yelled shocked.

Sam's gun was on the opposite side of the site. If the team didn't take down the man fast Luke could bleed out.

“Teal'C, we gotta save Danny.” Jack said before opening fire at the man.

Teal'C shot stunning the man and restrained the man while Jack ran to try and stop the bleeding. Sam ran to dial the Stargate but got a signal from the dialing device that the address was busy. Then she dialed the address of a Tok'Ra base.

“Dad, I need your help.” Sam said into a communicator.

“Sam?” Jacob asked.

“Daniel was hurt on our mission and we can't dial home.” Sam said.

Jacob and a team came through quickly and Sam led him to Jack and 'Daniel'. Jack was trying to stop the bleeding. Jacob moved to pull Jack back while his team stopped the bleeding and took 'Daniel' on a stretcher through the event horizon to the Tok'ra base and the SG-1 followed. Eventually Jacob returned to the team and looked down with a bowed head a moment before looking at them.

“It would seem now your team has a Tok'ra in it's mists.” Selmek said.

“You had to put a Tok'ra in to save Daniel?” Sam asked.

“Yes.” Selmek said.

“What's his name?” Jack asked.

“The Tok'ra is called Enlil.” Selmek said.

“Can we see him?” Jack asked.

“Daniel is unconscious while the Tok'ra works to heal his injury.” Selmek said.

“So, no?” Jack asked.

“One of you may sit with him if you like but let him rest.” Selmek said.

“I'll sit with him.” Jack said.

This was going to be one of those situations where Jack sat by one of his team in a bed an infirmary. Selmek led Jack to Luke's bedside. Jack sat by the bed. Jack had both hands in front of his mouth and touching his nose palm to palm watching Luke worriedly. Jack knew the Tok'ra couldn't heal all injuries but he also knew this Tok'ra was going to try as hard as it could to save Luke. Jack knew it would take time. After a week and a day of Jack refusing to leave Luke's side he was sedated and dragged away and back to the SGC to rest. But, as soon as Frasier would allow it he returned to Luke's side. This happened on schedule. Every week or so they had to sedate Jack and drag him back to the SGC to rest. Luke was in a coma like condition for two months before he stirred. Jack was sitting by his side.

“Danny?” Jack asked.

“Jack?” Luke asked a little disoriented.

*Lukas relax you've been though quite an ordeal.* Came to Luke's mind.

*Who are you?* Luke mentally asked the voice in his head.

*I am Enlil your Tok'ra.* Was the reply.

"I'm a Tok'ra?" Luke asked Jack.

“You scared the hell out of me, Daniel.” Jack admitted.

“Jack...” Luke started.

“Until Jacob and that medical team showed up I thought... if I just reacted faster I could've...” Jack started guilt could be detected by those that really knew him.

“Jack, it isn't your fault.” Luke said.

“I let my guard down. I didn't consider that their might have been more of them.”

*I will help you remember your past. Slowly though so as not to overwhelm you.* Enlil said.

*Thank you.* Luke replied with.

“I do seem to remember the General Lee... me and my cousin build the engine from the ground up.” Luke said.

“Jack...” Jacob started from the doorway.

“Yeah, Jacob.” Jack asked.

“Dr. Frasier wanted Daniel to rest at home until farther notice after he woke up.” Jacob said.

“I know you maybe having a hard time believing I'm Daniel Jackson.” Luke said.

“If I was going souly by my eyes yes but we did a DNA scan and you're DNA is just the same as always.” Jacob said.

“Oh if I could get you a DNA sample could you keep an eye out for it.” Luke asked.

Jacob nodded.

“It's my cousin.” Luke said.

“If you can get us a DNA sample we will watch for it, Daniel.” Jacob said.

Luke nodded.

“So I can go back to Earth, Selmek?” Luke found himself asking.

Jacob looked down a moment and Selmek looked at Daniel.

“You can.” Selmek said.

“I was going to take time off anyway.” Luke said.

“I brought you a change last time I went to the SGC.” Jack said.

“Thanks, Jack.” Luke said.

Selmek handed him a Tok'ra suit so he would have one. Luke took it and put it in his bag and went to change he came in a pair of dark blue pants, black t-shirt and was putting on a blue long sleeve button up shirt on when he came out. Selmek looked down and Jacob looked up as Daniel got to him. Daniel saluted and Jacob instantly saluted back then lowered his hand.

“Military training may make him stay until you dismiss him.” Jack told Jacob.

“I explain later.”

“Dismissed, Jackson.” Jacob said.

“It's Duke, Luke Duke.” He corrected.

“I'll correct that in our file of you and try and remember that.” Jacob said.

Luke picked up his bag and went to the Stargate's dialing device and started dialing quickly. Soon Daniel pressed a hand on the center stone and the wormhole opened. He and Jack walked though and Jack took Luke home. They found the door ajar.

“Hello?” Luke asked.

“Lukas...” Started a familiar voice.

“Cooter...” Luke started.

“I was trying to help unpack some of these boxes.” Cooter said.

“Thanks, Cooter.”

“You need a garage.” Cooter said.

Luke laughed.

“Daniel Jackson never owned a car. I only half own one now because you destroyed mine years ago.” Luke said instantly.

Cooter laughed.

“I said I was sorry when... wait you remember that.” Cooter asked.

“Vaguely.” Luke said.

“I was going to call the Dukes... Coy, Vance and Jeb are in Hazzard keeping the farm running.” Cooter said.

“For what?” Jack asked curiously.

“One to let them know Luke is alright and second to see if one of them could drive out a certain car.” Cooter said.

“The General Lee?” Luke asked.

Cooter stared.

“You remember that?”

“A little.” Luke admitted.

“Course Daisy might have already called them to tell them Luke was OK and in Colorado Springs.” Cooter said.

“Daisy... I remember that name.” Luke said.

“Your cousin.” Cooter offered.

“How would she know already?” Jack asked.

“I'm assuming Enos told her the day he found out.” Cooter said.

“Right the first lady.” Jack said.

“I think Enos was going to call Hazzard today.” Cooter said.

Balladeer: Now folks maybe we should check in on the folks over in Hazzard.

The phone in Rosco's office in the police station rang.

“This is Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane what do ya need?” He answered.

"Please hold for the President." A voice said.

"Sure, I'll just hold for the...the-the-the WHAT??? Lady, I --hello? Hello? Must be on hold...." Rosco started.

“Sheriff Coltrane...” Started a familiar voice as the president came on the line.

It was Enos Strate's voice on the phone. Rosco paused a moment recognizing the voice on the phone.

“Enos?” Rosco asked.

“That's right, Sheriff.” Enos said.

“Now I'm on lunch break right now here in the oval office. But, I wanted to ask you to contact the Dukes and let them know that Luke is alive in Colorado Springs, Colorado. But, tell them that Luke doesn't remember anything.”

Cue anyone
 

Meanwhile over at the farm the Dukes was just now finishin' up breakfast and Daisy was gettin' ready to go help at the fundraiser.

" Hey fella's don't forget today's the day y'all said you would donate your blood". reminded Daisy

" Oh c'mon Daisy you know how I feel about needles I get chicken even when Doc. Appleby gives me one". said Bo

" I know Bo but it's for a good cause and it's too late now cause y'all already signed up". said Daisy

Luke couldn't help but feel a little rundown he also felt like a headache was coming on he shook it off".

" Well c'mon Luke we best get to town and get ready for those vampires ". said Bo

Bo couldn't help but notice that Luke was moving awfully slow which was very strange of Luke.

" Luke you feelin' okay you is moving awfully slow?". said Bo

" Oh I'm fine Bo I just have a little headache ". said Luke

But Luke wasn't okay he didn't feel at all good but he didn't tell Bo on account of he didn't want him to worry.

So 15 minutes later the boys arrived in town and they had to stand in line and wait for the their names to be called.

As the boys was standing in line Luke felt his headache gettin' worse but he shook it off .

" Dukeboys Next". said Maryanne

" Luke why don't you go first ". said Bo

" Well your too Kind cousin just remember it'll be your turn next". said Luke scarcastically".

So Luke walked on over to the table and he sat down and rolled up his sleeve .

" Howdy there are you ready to have your blood drawn?". asked Maryann

" Yes M'am I sure am ". said Luke

So she stuck Luke with the needle and then thanked him for his blood.

Then it was Bo's turn and he was really nervous as he walked over he felt like he was gonna faint".

" um ... howdy m'am I ain't that fond of needles". said Bo

" Well I'm sorry but it's for a good cause so what ya say you give us some of your blood". said Maryann

So Bo had no choice but to roll up his sleeve an he closed his eyes so he wouldn't have to look at the needle".

Before Bo knew it his time was up and then they lady thanked him for his blood and then the boys was done.

Later on that day the boy's had decided to do some fishing down by catfish creek and Luke coudn't help but feel a little rundown".

" Um... man I feel so tired for some reason and my head is killing me ". said Luke

" Why don't ya go take a snooze by that old oak tree and I'll catch all the fish". said Bo

" Hey I don't think so cousin I'm gonna do me some fishing too!!". said Luke

No sooner did Luke start fishing did he feel an overwhelming feeling of tiredness wash over him .

Before Luke knew it his eyes had closed and he was off to dreamland and his pole was just bobbing in the water.

Meanwhile Bo was just now gettin' a bite on his pole and he couldn't believe it that he caught a big o'l Bass".

" Hey Luke look at the size of this fish I caught"!! said Bo

" uh.. Luke , Luke, Luke wake up I caught me a big o'l bass for supper". said Bo

" mmm, uh... wha..t oh hey Bo yeah I see it's huge ". said Luke

" Well (Yawn) looks like my pole ain't got a single bite and my (yawn) I feel so sleepy". said Luke

" Luke , Luke, Luke, wake up now!!". said Bo

" Luke c'mon wake up ". said Bo

It took Luke a little while but then he started coming around so Bo figured he better help Luke back to the General.

So Bo slowly helped Luke into the General and no sooner did Luke get into the Genera did he fall asleep.

Meanwhile over at the Blood Blank in Atlanta the nurses was going over the results from the fundraiser.

When one of the nurses noticed something strange in Luke's blood she figured she'd best call on over to the farm.

Meanwhile Jesse was milking the cows when he heard the phone ring and so he put down the bucket and he went and answered it.

" Hello this is Jesse Duke speaking may I ask who's calling?". asked Jesse

" Hello Mr. Duke this is Maryanne over at the Blood Bank I'm calling to let you know we found something strange in Luke's blood".

" uh.. okay it's not bad is it ?". asked Jesse

" um well mr. Duke I can't really tell you over the phone but I would recommend he get looked at right away". said Maryanne

" Yes ma'am thanks for calling said Jesse

So as Jesse was hanging up the phone the boys had pulled up and Luke was still fast asleep in the passenger seat.

" Hey Uncle Jesse Luke fell asleep on the way home from catfish creek and I ain't been able to wake him up". said Bo

" Look here now Uncle Jesse I done caught a big bass for supper". said Bo

" Wow that sure is a big o'l bass sure looks good ". said Jesse

Meanwhile Jesse figured he'd shake Luke some and try to wake him up enough to get inside the farmhouse.

" Luke, Luke, c'mon boy wake up you is home". said Jesse

"Oh.. uh..mmm.. , oh hey uncle Jesse ". said Luke

" Well now that Luke's awake how about we go in and get us some chow". said Jesse

' So the boys and Jesse went in to eat supper , Daisy was still working over at the fundriser she wouldn't be in until later.

Jesse couldn't help but notice during supper that Luke was hardly touching his plate he only took little nibbles on the fish.

" Luke you feelin' okay, you hardly touched some food on your plate". said Jesse

" Well I ain't feelin' that great I think I'm gonna go hit the hay". said Luke

Cue B.L Davenport

Balladeer: This here story took place long before the Duke boys were on probation. Bo was 8 and Luke was only 12 when this started and that was years ago. Bo had ranaway from home after a fight with Luke.

It was 6 years that Bo was missing and the Duke family was on a road trip to spend time together before Luke left for Vietnam. They came acrossed a traveling circus. The trapeze artists were practicing. During practie they always had the nets up. Jesse showed the owner of the circus a photo of Bo. The owner looked up towards the trapeze. Just then Luke and Daisy joined Uncle Jesse.

"Uncle Jesse, what's going on?" Daisy asked.

Uncle Jesse looked up at the trapeze and smiled recognizing his youngest even from that distance.

"We found Bo." Uncle Jesse said still smiling.

Cue DaisymaeDuke22

Luke was living in an unincorporated town on the Georgia border. The town straddled the border, but Luke worked on the Georgia side, over at the town's VA office. He'd been there for about two years now. One day he was getting some water at the cooler when he heard two co-workers talking.

"Have you heard?"

"You mean that that crazy stunt car driver from Hazzard is in town?"

"That's what I heard. They're setting up a stunt for him to do in a few hours."

"That man has the darndest luck. Should be dead, what, eight times over?"

"I heard one time when he was asked how he accounts for his luck and he said his family all have at least nine lives."

"I swear, one of these days we'll see the name Bo Duke in the paper saying he died in some stunt."

Luke hadn't been following racing or cars in years, but the conversation piqued his interest, so he went to his desk and started researching. He found the different stunts that his cousin had done since Luke had left the family home. It seemed like there had been at least one stunt a week since then, and the intervals between were only because each new stunt was bigger and better than the previous one. Now Bo was planning a 33 car jump. Luke recalled how they had barely made it over 32 cars in the jump at the Carnival of Thrills stunt show. He also read that Cooter Davenport would often come out to wherever the stunt was being done to check out the car.

'Cooter has gotta be in town to check the car. Maybe I'll call him…using my alias. Just hope he doesn't recognize my voice.' Luke thought.

Luke reached for the phone on his desk and called the number of the location where the stunt was being performed.

"Hello, what can I do fer ya?" Came an answer.

'Cooter.' Luke thought. He was glad Cooter had answered it.

"Um...I'm looking for Cooter Davenport or Bo Duke." He started.

"This is Cooter Davenport. What can I do fer ya?"

"Well, my name is David Langston. I'm with the local VA." Luke said.

Balladeer: Since Luke was in a wheelchair, there was no need for a chair on his side of the desk. It was something he had wanted to keep from his family, and the reason he had faked his death.

Luke drank the water from the cooler and waited for Cooter's response. He didn’t get one. Cooter was probably confused. Luke sighed because part of him really wanted to see his best friend.

“Can you come to the town’s VA? And come alone will ya.†Luke said.

“Sure thing.†Cooter said.

“Thanks, Mr. Davenport.†Luke said.

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When Cooter arrived at the VA, he was led to David Langston’s desk. The man behind the desk was putting something in the filing cabinet.

“Sir…Mr. Davenport is here to see you.â€

“That was fast. You can go now.†Luke replied.

“Didn’t realize how much I missed my favorite mechanic until I heard your voice.†said the man behind the desk as he closed the filing cabinet.

Luke rolled around to face Cooter. His hair was more in the style it had been when he first returned from ‘Nam. Intense, piercing blue eyes watched Cooter as he wondered if he’d be recognized by his best friend, or if he’d have to tell him who he really was. At first, the desk had kept Cooter from noticing the wheelchair. Now he just looked confused, obviously not recognizing the man behind the desk.

"Cooter...it’s me...Luke." The man said softly, after looking around to make sure no one else heard him.

C***'s eyes widened with shock.

"Lukas…Dukas?" C*** asked slowly.

Luke's eyes sparkled with amusement.

"It's me, Coot." Luke said nodding.

" Ya see that their traveling van is going to be bringing the Dukes more trouble then a brand new baby".

" The main star attraction of the rodeo is Elly Mae Ringgold and she is the star bareback rider.

So as the traveling rodeo was making it's way to the Boars Nest for the annual Hazzard Rodeo.

The Boys was on their way as well they was as happy as two clam's on account of romance is in the air.

" Oh I tell you cousin I can't wait to see the Rodeo can you imagine all them pretty little ladies we is gonna meet". smiled Bo

" Well I'm going just for the fun Bo you know I don't usually ain't one to fall in love at first site". kidded Luke

" You just ain't got no taste that's all though their have been times when you have been bit by the lovebug". kidded Bo

" Oh Please name me one time when I have been bitin' by that bug ?". asked Luke

" Okay um.... how about Candy Dix member her your first real love and she had it bad for you cousin". Kidded Bo

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It started out as any average day in Hazzard except that it was only Luke Duke that was in the driver's seat because Bo was out of town.

And Luke was in such an all fire hurry to back to the farm on account of Bo was coming back today that he didn't see stop sign.

" Okay I gotcha now Luke Duke you ain't gettin' away from me this time y'hear me ". said Rosco

" Sorry to break it to you Rosco but you is gonna have to try and catch me first". said Luke

As Usual Luke managed to lose Rosco at Hazzard Pond but unfortunately next time he may not be so lucky.

When Luke finally arrived at the farm Bo, uncle Jesse, Daisy was sitting around the picnic table visting and catching up

Bo decided that he was gonna go inside and change into his normal clothes so he can do some of his chores for supper time..

" Howdy Cousin welcome back I've missed ya so much while you was gone glad your back though". said Luke

" Well Thanks Luke nice to see you too I had me some fun though at Taladaga sure wish you could have gone but oh well. said Bo

2 hours later the boys was outside stacking the haybales into the haystack , milking the cows, and finally feeding the pigs.

Later on that evening after they had finshed their supper of Lambchops , cornbread, mashed potatoes, and corn.

Bo was so tired from his trip that he decided to hit the hay early only when he went to change into his pajama's he realized that his

suitcase was missing that was filled with all the money he had won at the race , some other junk that he had brought back with him.

So he came out to the kitchen and he said that his suitcase was missing and so Luke told Bo that he would go back to the bus stop and pick it up so he hopped into the General and he took off not realizing that he maybe going on what could be his last ride.

So Luke arrived at the bus stop and saw a suitcase sitting their so he figured he would pick it up not realizing that it ain't Bo's.

Then he hopped back into the General with the suitcase and took off not realizing that there is a car following him And he tried to do everything to shake them but for some reason they was sticking to him like glue finally one of the guys starts shooting at him, he takes about 4 shots until finally one of the bullets hits one of the General's tires and the car starts going out of the control.

The General's windshild is cracked , 4 flat tires ,. Poor Luke ended up being thrown free from the car and he is laying unconcious facedown

On the bottom of Stix River and unfortunetly to make matters worse it appears that Luke ain't breathing.

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The trouble all started on a summer day ", when Bo and Luke were daring one

another to jump into the ravine Bo was just getting ready to jump in . " Cuz,

watch this then Bo jumped from the cliff all the way down to the water ",

then he looked up at Luke and said " Hey what did you think of that cuz ?",

Luke said " I bet you that I could dive better then you Bo ", well why don't

you prove it cuz ", then Luke said "okay then backed up then ran all the way

to the end then jumped "unfortunetely Luke landed in the water but the water

was so shallow that he ended up hurting his back on one of the rocks .

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unfortunately Luke's big day is gonna have a rain cloud hanging over it

on account of their is a threat of a Hurricane coming to Hazzard.

Meanwhile the boys was on their way to the Boars Nest to Celebrate when all of a sudden they heard the familiar sound of a police cruiser .

" Dang it don't Rosco know that it's your birthday !!". said Bo

" You better lose him I ain't about to spend my day in a jail cell". said Luke

" Okay hang on Cousin ". said Bo

So Bo let Rosco chase them until they got to Stix River then he lost him".

Once the boys was out of sight Rosco CB'd Daisy told her that unfortunately

he had lost the boys and they was on their way to the Boars Nest.

Daisy let everyone know that the surprize was off on account of Rosco

had lost the boys and they was on their way to the Boars Nest

" Well I guess we'll just have to hide until the boys get here ". said Enos

So everyone picked a hiding spot and waited for Bo and Luke to arrive.

The Boars Nest had a sign on the front that said closed for private party

and after Bo had managed to park the General Lee he and Luke got out

he told Luke to close his eyes and then he put a blindfold over him

and then they came in and everyone shouted " !!SURPRIZE"!!!.

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I will get it started with the opening paragraph and if anyone wants to add on, feel free. But please keep it clean and fun...keep it G or PG rated...Thanks.

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Staring down at the black and white photo that takes up most of the front page of the newspaper a wave of excitement hits Bo Duke as he reads and re-reads the big bold letters that read: HAZZARD COUNTY ANNUAL RACE! WINNER TAKE ALL! Not that he didn't know that the race was coming up as the race was held on the first weekend of every June, but seeing it in the paper makes it a reality. The race was coming up. Not only that he already knew who he would take to the big dance that is held afterwards. Looking up from the paper and out through the open window at the bright sunny day a smile spreads broadly across his face with the strong conviction that life was good and all was as it should be. For now at least.

Ya see the trouble all started when a van carrying a very dangerous chemical

then suddenly it passed a hump in the road and caused one of the barrels

to leak and unfortunately someone is gonna be very sick unfortunately it'll

probably end up being one of the Dukeboys who have a knack for trouble.

They were just driving along when suddenly they hit a nail and it was flat tire

and they had to pull over and stop little knowing that they were in Hazzard

Unfortunately at that same time the boys was just driving by thought they

would see if they could help out they looked like they could use some help.

" Howdy Y'all need some help". asked Bo

" um no were fine why don't y'all get back in your car ". said Carl

Unfortunately the boys ended up getting into a fight and unfortunately

one of the guys caused Luke to crash into one of the barrles and he

ended up getting some of that stuff on his clothes and his pants.

over at the dukefarm while Bo , Daisy , was enjoying a nice country breakfast

Luke was still in bed sleeping he's been sleeping which wasn't like Luke.

" Bo why ain't Luke up yet ?". asked Jesse

" Luke's been sleeping alot lately yesterday he slept until noon". said Bo

" well that ain't like him he's usually up with the sun ". said Jesse

" Sure hope he ain't coming down with something like the flu ". said Jesse

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It wasn’t a good day to be wearing black. Brian pondered this as he trudged wearily through the town square. He had promised to run some errands for his cousins, and he was finally finished. All that was on his mind now was a cold beer and some air conditioning. But first, this black leather jacket had to go, before he melted into a puddle on the asphalt. He paused alongside of Diablo, wanting to shed the jacket before getting into the oven-roasted interior of the car.

Shrugging out of the jacket, Brian didn’t notice the rolled-up script falling free from the inner pocket. It hit the ground and the wind tossed it, opening the pages. Too late, Brian caught the sight of it lying in the street. He leapt for it, knowing that a loose script in town could cause untold chaos….

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BUCKSHOT

( a western RR free-for-all )

A dry, hot breeze stirred the open cattleman’s coat, casting it back like a cape. Brian tugged down the low-brimmed rustler’s hat against the blowing dust, squinting his dark eyes against the glare of the sun.

Near his boots, a collection of papers crinkled and flapped in the hot wind. One quick stomp prevented the papers from escape. But it was not Brian’s boot that had landed upon the wayward script. Instead, it was the broad hoof of one large, black horse.

“Good boy, Damascus. Now gimmie that….†Brian stooped down to reach for the papers, but Damascus didn’t intend to share. The long, thick neck of the black horse craned down fast, the script now taken between the horse’s teeth. Damascus tossed his head up and began to chew, ears pricked forward in contentment.

“GAAAH! No, Damascus! You can’t eat that! Stoppit! C’mere!†Brian grabbed at Damascus’s reins, but he had the disadvantage of standing on the ground against a massive animal with a wicked sense of humor. Damascus turned his head and pivoted on his hind legs, pressing a muscular flank against Brian and ignoring him.

The script was gone before Brian could do anything about it. He stared at Percheron-Arabian in dismay. “Do you have any idea what you’ve done?!â€

Damascus cocked one ear back and gave a horse’s belch. The long head of the horse swung to bear on Brian, looking for dessert. *sugar?*

“No, you’re not getting a treat! Bad horse! Bad! Bad!†Brian’s tone caused Damascus to put both ears back. The black horse lowered his head a sulked a little, not understanding the big deal. Next time he’d let Brian eat a page, if it meant all that much to him.

“Argh….†Brian gave a short growl of frustration and tugged on Damascus’s reins, leading the horse on foot. There was a nearby water trough at the Boar’s Nest Saloon, and the horse needed to drink before the script gave him indigestion, or worse. “@#%&* horse….â€

At the trough, Damascus stuck his nose in and drank heavily. Brian looked around the rustic town and pondered the implications of what had just happened. There was no telling who would end up here, and what would follow. He would have to stay alert and be ready to meet anything that came, head-on.

After Damascus had drank his fill, Brian tethered the horse to a hitching post outside of the Boar’s Nest Saloon. Damascus pointed one rear foot and relaxed his stance, ready for a nap after his fiber-filled script snack. Brian sighed and dug a sugar cube out of an outer coat pocket, giving the horse a peace offering. This done, he marched up the steps to the Saloon, his spur-less boots making soft thuds against the wooden planking. He pushed the swinging doors open and stepped inside.

He found a place at the end of the bar. Standing with one boot braced on the bar rail, Brian leaned against the bar and waved down a drink. The cellar-cooled beer was refreshing on this hot day, and he sipped at it gratefully. He might as well enjoy himself. Still, he remained wary, and leaned his left side against the bar, keeping his right hand free. Beneath the long flap of the thin black coat he wore, he had the means to defend himself, and a lightning-fast draw behind it. He was no greenhorn to the frontier or it’s methods. If someone felt like trying their luck today, they’d find him well-prepared…..

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A boy in the Hazzard Café stood up from the booth of three others and turned on his shinny white sneaker causing it to squeak. The sound stopped short as the boy stopped in mid track bumping hard into a force standing solid as a brick wall.

Tipping his head back so he could see out from under the hood of his sweat shirt the boy had too look up alittle to meet the eyes of man he’d bumped into. When there eyes met he took a step back squaring his feet up and inhaled deeply, the eyes drilling back at him caused spiders to crawl up and down his spine. The pit of his stomach tightened and squirmed like snakes ready to fight those dark mismatched eyes. Puffing his chest up alittle under his loose fitting sweat shirt the boy raised his chin and met those eyes head on.

The Stetson that shadowed those mismatched eyes tipped forward alittle as the owner of them pressed his lips so tight he almost sneered. Chet’s nose wrinkled as he glared down at the boy standing almost toe to toe with him.

The boys three friends shuffled to stand up behind him, each of there heads bagged in the hoods of there shirts. There pants, dark deep pocketed blue jeans slung low below there hips. A mother outside the window of the café pulled her child along more quickly so they wouldn’t have to see the display of boxer shorts showing like bare skin barely covering there nakedness.

Chet’s jaw line thinned as his molars were pressed on harder, the muscles in his back turned to rock and his breathes continued evenly. The entire room fell silent, even the coffee pot on the counter stopped quickly. Time stood still, the clock on the wall ticked as the five males stood there ground.

Eyes of the room traveled from one force to another, the first a full blooded local man, built tall and solid, his hair black as coal. A dusty black Stetson cowboy hat tucked low on his head, his jacket denim and worn at the elbows with faded shoulders. His jeans fit like they were tailored to and his boots padded in clumps of something rank. A scar lined his right cheek, deep and gory below a slate grey eye reflecting the sheen of a wild bull standing guard of his ground. The other four alittle shorter in youth, there clothes reflecting brand names, silvery chains and there skin tattooed in foreign designs.

The cowboy moved first, drawing a cig out of the front pocket of his brown denim jacket and tapping it on the top of his other hand. He tucked it between his lips and shifted his weight to his other foot, the leather of his boots creaking and his spur sighing a jingle. The corner of his mouth pulled into a smirk around his cig and his eerie eyes narrowed as he moved away from the hooded teenagers taking a well worn seat at the counter.

“Look Martha, the hoods are in town.†The entire room snickered, forks and coffee cups resumed there work, a coffee cup set down in front of the cowboy and was filled with steaming hot black liquid.

“Here you are Chet.†The kind old waitress said from behind the counter smiling at the Duke boy with the Stetson on.

“Hey boys, maybe I should get you some bailing twine to use for a belt help ya’ll hold them britches up.†Chet nodded to Martha and removed the unlit cig from between his teeth to sip the cup of fresh hot coffee.

The four boys crawled back into the booth and sat with there heads down for a little while only meeting each others eyes as the string of teasing continued. After a short time they got up from the booth as one and left the café disappearing around the corner of a building just down the street.

Chet wasn’t far behind the boys leaving the café, it was time to get back to the ranch to finish up his afternoon chores. With his hands tucked into his coat pockets he made his way down the side walk towards Cooters garage, his dark eyes scanned the square and the streets. Only a couple of buildings away from the garage a pair of large colored men stepped out from a building into his path. Both of them a older broader mirror of the four boys that had been in the café.

“You like pickin’ on my boy?†The words rolled out of one mans mouth like he had a fat lower lip.

A cig came back to Chets lips followed by a lighter this time. “Tell your ‘boy’ to pull up his pants and tuck in a shirt, looks like I could lend you both some bailing twine. Ever heard of a belt?â€

The first blow rang Chet’s bell and he put his hand out to the building to stay on his feet. Like wolves on a bull the two colored men moved in on him together, shaking his head Chet ducked another swing and returned a rib cracking punch of his own. Another fist landed on his back and he kicked out low to catch one of hoodlums below the belt.

“Welcome to Hazzard @$$%^*&*!â€

It's now Christmas time in Hazzard the town square is all decorated it looks so

much like a Christmas Postcard in the center of town is a Christmas tree.

" Help Help please I"ve just been robbed ". said Mr Rhuebottom.

luckily the boys happend to be driving by when they saw a truck loaded with

stuff driving away from mr Rhuebottom's so they decided to follow it .

" Bo I got an idea try to keep the General as steady as you can ". said Luke

" I"ll try cousin but just be careful ". said Bo

So Luke climbed on the roof of the General he was just about to jump when

suddenly one of the bad guys decided to pull out a gun he shot out one of

the General's tires which sent Luke from the roof onto the hard pavement.

Bo quickly stopped the General and he ran over to where Luke lay motionless.

he turned Luke over gently he was unconicous , bruised , bleeding some.

" Luke , LUke, Luke, you okay ?". said Bo

But unfortunately Bo received no reply.

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some pumpkins for the Annual Hazzard County Halloween Carnival

when a car came out of nowhere and ran Luke off the road he crashed into

a telephone poll the General's windshild was cracked , four flat tires,

and unfortunately Luke was inside the General out like a light from hitting his

head on the windshild and he also had some bruises on his forehead.

Enos who just happened to be on patrol that night happened to be driving by

when he saw the General on the side of the road so he walked on over

and what he saw he couldn't believe his eyes he quickly ran over to his car

and he made a call on over to Tri-County Hospital for an ambulance.

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This one is a little bit different than others I've seen. It came from an idea that my husband's football forum did, and it seemed like a lot of fun. Whereas most RR's have each person either choose a character or write an entire chapter, for this RR everyone is limited to 2 sentences per post to continue the story and can write about or introduce any character they choose. With only 2 sentences at a time, things can turn goofy or crazy pretty quick - my husband's RR ended up with space aliens taking over Monday Night Football.

You can find the Round Robin HERE, or under the the Dukes of Hazzard forum section, please read the info before posting.

Come over and have some fun!!

The Dukes was just sitting down to eat a nice Pancake breakfast when Jesse

heard a knock on the door so he got up and walked over and answered it.

" Are you Jesse Duke ?". the stranger said

" Yes I am and you are ?". asked Jesse

" My name is Judd I'm Luke's Brother ". said Judd

" your uh ... uh .. uh... Luke". said Jesse

Luke couldn't believe his eyes he was speechless ".

Once Luke got over his shock he told him to come in and he shook his hand.

" How can you be my brother I was an only child ". said Luke

" before my mom died she told me that I have a brother named Luke". Judd

" What was your mom's name ?". said Luke

" Her name was Sara ". said Judd

" She died in a car accident when I was a baby ". said Judd

" Why didn't you come looking for me before ?". said Luke

" Well I didn't know anything about you until I read in the newspaper". Judd

" I can't believe this you can't just claim your my brother without proof".

" If you want to have proof I could show you my birthmark ". said Judd

Unfortunetly Luke didn't know what to believe he was really thrown for a loop

couple of bad dudes who looked as if they were having trouble little knowing

that he was about to walk into a bear trap and get foot stuck in it.

" Howdy y'all need some help ?". asked Bo

" Our car just seemed to quiet maybe you could help us " . said Snake

So Bo stuck his head under the hood and noticed that coal wire had come off

so he put it back on then all of sudden the guy pulled a gun out on Bo.

" Now why don't you just get in the backseat of our car ". said Snake

So Bo figured he better listen to the man and so he quickly got in and then

they took off and he was hoping that they wouldn't think of hurting him.

Meanwhile back over at the farm Luke was wondering why Bo hadn't shown up

and so he figured he would go look for him and so he went out to look for him.

Meanwhile O'l Bo was being tied and gagged in what appeared to be a barn

before the bad dudes left they threw a match into one of the haystacks.

Meanwhile Luke was looking for his cousin when he suddenly came upon some

car tracks so he figured he would follow them once he arrived their he

saw what looked like two men talking about something but he couldn't quite

make it out so he figured he would walk closer when he accidently

stepped on a twig and one of the guys heard him so Luke quickly ran away.

Luke was running down the hill little knowing that the guy was still following

Luke was praying that he would get to the General in time but unfortunately

little did Luke know that the guy had gotton into his car and was now.

Following Luke on the road Luke was still trying to get to the General

but unfortunetly Luke wasn't so lucky he went over the guys hood

and he landed hard onto the pavement and he wasn't moving.

The guy quickly took off before any Witnesses saw what happened.

Bo was trying his best to stay awake Luke had zonked out a few hours ago

and he was dreaming away while feeling the cool breeze on his face.

Then suddenly Luke had started moaning in his sleep so Bo figured he must

be dreaming about something so he figured he would leave Luke alone.

Little did he know that Luke was dreaming about him and Candy Dix

who in his mind felt like the one that got away and he would give anything

if he could see Candy one more time so he can tell her how much he loves .

About 15 minutes later the boys pulled up to the farm and by time they got

home it was still dark out So Bo figured that he would wake Luke up

so he gave Luke a few shakes on his shoulder then Luke woke up.

" Hey just out of curiousty cuz who was you dreaming about ?". asked Bo

" I was dreaming about Candy I guess I 'm regrettting letting her go.

" Luke you can't live that way . I know but I can't help but feel bad". Luke

"

WANTED: Bad guys. Tough men. Professional smartypants. Must be charmingly smarmy, sharp witted, outrageously good looking and be able to say "I'm a bad guy, I can take care of myself" with feeling!

Submit your application to: Deputy MaryAnne Coltrane, Hazzard County Sheriff's Office, Hazzard County, GA.

Any former good guys who want to take a walk on the bad side may also apply. Be forewarned, the application process is strict.

Void where prohibited. Must be at least 18 years of age to enter.

*chuckles* "Heh, let's see if Brian's payin' any attention...."

Well Winter time has finally come to Hazzard but unfortunately for the Dukes

it's been more of a pain then a joy on account of the snow their crop has

really taken a beating and to make matters worse Luke was out driving in it

due to the fact that he volunteered to pick up presents for the orphans.