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These quotes may be a little (or a lot) off being from [old] memory and all, feel free to correct them (and/or add additional dialogue that I can't remember)

Bo or Luke: "We couldn't have been doing more than 25..."

Rosco: "That slow huh? Well I'll getcha fer IMPEDIN'!"

This next one has been one of my favorites for years. I laughed myself to tears the first time I saw/heard it. I think the code number that he ad-libbed for the made-up infraction was "603" but I'm not sure:

Rosco (after side-swiping a parked vehicle while chasing the Dukes) yelling to no one in particular: "YOU OUGHTN'T-A PARKED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I'll give him a six-oh-three...prob'ly a DRUNK PARKER!!!"

Rosco: (while watching the General Lee driving up on two wheels) "How'd they do that? I could do that if I didn't want to scuff my hubcaps."

Rosco to Boss Hogg after a car crash in which Boss was eating an oversized sandwhich: "You done scuffed your sandwich beyond repair."

Rosco after a crash (he may have said this on more than one occasion): "That would have KILLED ten ordinary men."

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This next one has been one of my favorites for years. I laughed myself to tears the first time I saw/heard it. I think the code number that he ad-libbed for the made-up infraction was "603" but I'm not sure:

Rosco (after side-swiping a parked vehicle while chasing the Dukes) yelling to no one in particular: "YOU OUGHTN'T-A PARKED THERE IN THE FIRST PLACE!!! I'll give him a six-oh-three...prob'ly a DRUNK PARKER!!!"

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! One o' my favorites from the Sheriff too that has me laughin' my posteior off everytime I see/hear it. Another one is from The Meeting and is part of my signature below. After the chase around the square and Rosco comes back to the courthouse, he hits the curb when he stops the car. I can't remember the exact phrasin' at the moment so bear with me....

Boss: "ARGH! Rosco, you did it again!!"

Rosco: "I know. I suppose now they're gonna cancel my insurance?!"

Then Boss said something about not being able to hit something or other and Rosco comes back with the "WELL I HIT IT DIDN'T I??" ROFL

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My favorite quotes are a bit random.

ONE ARMED BANDITS:

BO: Well me and Luke be glad to help out now wouldn't we Luke

LUKE: Nope

BO: Well what do you mean nope, it's your civic duty. WHy at least two of them kids in that orphanage could be yours.

LUKE: Bo's always braggin on me.

MARY KAYE'S BABY:

BO: Ha ha. He sure is good.

LUKE: Well you can tell him that. He's gonna catch us any minute the way you're pokin along.

BO: Well I's gonna let you take that bow and hit his tires but I'm afraid you' miss and hit ours.

LUKE: I sure wish there were some girls around here. Maybe you'd show off and drive faster!

GOLD FEVER:

LUKE: You can't talk horse sense to a jackass!

For the sake of good drama:

OPENING NIGHT AT THE BOAR'S NEST:

ROSCO: I think I've lost you little fat buddy. I think you're right I can't do anything right. It's just... You're the only one who's ever understood me I.. can't afford to lose ya.

BOSS: I'm the only one.

Cheers.

Will Rodgers

The Voice Man

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These are all hysterical!!

A few of mine, pretty much random:

(In "Luke's Love Story" when Rosco tries to quiet down the raucous Boar's Nest crowd to give the info on the obstacle derby)

Rosco: (quietly)"Now would everybody please hush? (bellowing) HUUUUUSH!!! (crowd quiets down) Hush now!"

(Rosco is doing a crossword puzzle while Boss looks over a map)

Rosco: "What's a five letter word for 'dunce?'"

Boss, not even looking at him: "R-o-s-c-o!"

Rosco: "Oh! (looks at puzzle) Kew...."

Jesse: "I'm beginning to think we took the wrong turn."

Cooter: "WE? You picked it Uncle Jesse."

Jesse: "Well, I'm UNpicking it! Turn this thing around!!"

Grady Byrd: "My sixth sense is telling me---"

Boss: "Grady, in order to have a sixth sense ya gotta have the other five, and you ain't got no sense at all!"

Rosco: "I'm gonna go down to the Eat-Rite and have a corn dog. Khee, I just love..."

(walks outside, only to come back in riding on Boss' wheelchair)

There's more where that came from, once I remember what eps they're in.

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I love it! Here are some more

Bo: Looks like we loss Rosco

Luke: Cousin we never loss him we just miss place him

Balladeer: It didn't work worth a pitcher of spit

Jesse: J.D. you gotta be 3 brick shy of a full load

Jesse: Didn't you hear the man say he didn't want anyone to know

Cooter: What did you tell me for

Rosco: Jumpin jehoshaphat!

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From "Repo Men"

*Luke driving the Rolls Royce with Cooter in the passenger seat*

Cooter: Hey Luke

Luke: What?

Cooter: If you can't make her go any faster, you mind if I get out and run ahead?

Luke: Funny

**

(same episode and same scene)

Cooter: What you think Ol' Burt Reynolds would be doing at a time like this?

Luke: Uh I don't know, but I'm sure he'd be doing it with someone a whole lot prettier than you

~Garrett Duke~

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Bo: Well everting all right when you called Starr up

Daisy: He was panting so hard my ear got wet.

Luke: (to Bo) I ever told you what a treat it is working with your keen mind

Luke: Whats the charge?

Rosco: Cohorting with known criminals

Bo: Sheriff, the only known criminals we consort with is you.

Rosco: Enos, This is sheriff Rosco, You got your ears on. Come on

Enos: Here I am, sheriff

Rosco:Are you still in hot pursuit, boy?

Enos: More like lukewarm, sheriff, I lost them

Rosco: You lost them. One thing about you, Enos, You're consistent

Boss: Nobody, Nobody welches on my word to Lulu. Except me.

Luke: If something can go wrong you can be double-damm sure it will. Thats murphy's law

Bo: This guy murphy, was he a race driver>

Luke: He must be, Everybody talks about him.

Rosco: Do you think I'm a hick sheriff? I can part your hair anytime

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Here's a few more good ones...

From "Jude Emery" after Cooter gives Daisy that fancy hot rod to chase after the General.

Cooter: (after reciting some fancy rhyme which I just forgot... :-? ) "Man, that's pretty obtuse."

From "Duke of Duke":

Gaylord: "Begging your pardon, but what is all this 'shucking and jiving' talk?"

LB: "Sure....them's just reprehensible words."

One of my all-time favorites is from "The Dukes Meet Cale Yarborough" when there's some free time in the sheriff's office...

Rosco: "You got a jack?"

Enos: "No sir....(grins) Go fish!"

Rosco: "Enos, you don't go fish in rummy, you dummy!"

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"Good Neighbors Dukes" has one of my alltime favorite quotes,

because it sums up so many of the scenes over the years:

Bo talking on the CB to Cooter, Jesse, and Daisy:

"Luke's got a plan,

I'm not exactly sure what it is,

but I'm just gonna ride along for the fun of it,

smile a lot,

and let out a few yee-haws."

:lol:

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Luke: I thought you were gonna so bodywork last night.

Bo: Well I did. We're just gonna have to work on the general tonight.

Bo: Luke, you aint even sane enough for me to call you crazy.

Luke: Me, Crazy? You're driving.

Luke: Hey Bo I'd appreciate it if you'd keep your eyes on the hotel instead of the girls walking by.

Bo: If I could do that I wouldn't be a Duke.

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Thought of a couple more!!

Rosco: "What a horrendous crash!"

(usually said whenever he done scuffed his vehicle)

Balladeer: (as Daisy's Roadrunner goes over the cliff) "I wonder what that'll do to the wax job?"

Jesse: "I'M NOT YOUR UNCLE JESSE!"

(often said to Cooter)

Cooter: "If they're keeping an eye on Daisy, who's keeping an eye on them?"

Jesse: "Who do you think? Come on!"

Cooter: (as Jesse walks off) "Who's going to keep an eye on us?

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