BoDuke80 Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Breaker breaker This here's bo comin' at you askin' what your favorite Bandit quotes are. two of mf favorites is Don't you cuss on this here radio and I can drive any forkin' thing around ( when Snowman asks The Bandit if he can drive the forklift). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted July 31, 2009 Report Share Posted July 31, 2009 Breaker breaker This here's bo comin' at you askin' what your favorite Bandit quotes are. two of mf favorites is Don't you cuss on this here radio and I can drive any forkin' thing around ( when Snowman asks The Bandit if he can drive the forklift).here are some of my faves Bandit: Well, go girl, go! Carrie: [she is driving] I'm goin' I'm goin! I got the metal to the petal and the thing to the floor! Bandit: [commenting on Carrie's legs] Cowboys love fat calves. Carrie: They're not fat! Bandit: Well, they're bigger then mine. Carrie: Do we really wanna talk about legs? Bandit: Well, one of us wants to. Carrie: Smart butt(had to edit it LOL) Carrie: You have a great profile. Bandit: Yeah, I do, don't I? Especially from the side. Carrie: Well, at least we agree on something. Bandit: Yeah. We both like half of my faceCarrie: I think I'm in love with your belt buckle. Carrie: Don't you ever take off that stupid hat? Bandit: I take my hat off for one thing, one thing only. Carrie: Oh... [beat] Carrie: Take your hat off. [bandit looks stunned] Carrie: I mean, If you want to... Bandit: I want to. Carrie: Actually, my heaviest relationship was with an acid-rock singer... named Robert Crumly. We were together, oh, eight-and-a-half days. God, I really thought that was it. Bandit: And? Carrie: One day, I came home and found him in the shower... with a girl... and her mother! Bandit: Well, at least he kept it in the family. Carrie: That was great! I want to jump something else! I want to jump a car, or a house, anything! Bandit: [still shaking] Then jump me!Carrie: Would a cop taking a leak on the side of the road interest you? Bandit: [looking] Yes it would... He was taking a 10-100 Carrie: Better than a 10-*2*00 Carrie: Why? Bandit: Because you're always hopping around. And kinda you're cute, like a frog. And I wanna jump ya. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BoDuke80 Posted August 4, 2009 Author Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 Bandit: Well hot damn sheriff welcome to Mississippi, I'm 10-10 on the side, Snowman ya got yer ears on ?, I find it hard to look at you Wynette, 'specially when you got those things in your hair, makes me think you're listening to a radio station in Atlanta, Wanna do some pond hoping frog? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daisydukeXenosstrait Posted August 4, 2009 Report Share Posted August 4, 2009 bandit: Well hot damn sheriff welcome to mississippi, i'm 10-10 on the side, snowman ya got yer ears on ?, i find it hard to look at you wynette, 'specially when you got those things in your hair, makes me think you're listening to a radio station in atlanta, wanna do some pond hoping frog?lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TomBo Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 Gimme a Diablo sandwich and a Dr. Pepper, and make is fast I'm in a god dam hurry!...oh & I also like...Thank ya nice lady Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RogerDuke Posted September 26, 2009 Report Share Posted September 26, 2009 My favorite quote from that movie is "I ain't too crazy about that kind of language." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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