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Doc: A Visit To Hazzard ( A Doc and Dukes of Hazzard Crossover)


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Uncle Jesse: Hello everyone. Bo, who is this?

Bo: Oh, this is that singer, John Schneider.

Daisy: Uncle Jesse, can he stay with us?

Shannon: Please?

Uncle Jesse: Oh, sure, so what brings you to Hazzard?

John: Well, my tour bus broken down.

Bo: yeah, cooter fixing now.

Shannon: John, will you hold Cassidy for a second,I need to talk with Bo privately.

cue Julieduke

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Uncle Jesse: Hello everyone. Bo' date=' who is this?

Bo: Oh, this is that singer, John Schneider.

Daisy: Uncle Jesse, can he stay with us?

Shannon: Please?

Uncle Jesse: Oh, sure, so what brings you to Hazzard?

John: Well, my tour bus broken down.

Bo: yeah, cooter fixing now.

Shannon: John, will you hold Cassidy for a second,I need to talk with Bo privately.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "I think Cassidy is starting to like me now and you know she seems a little fussy right now and you know I think she wants her Momma right not."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Uncle Jesse: That true. Shannon' date=' Cassidy calling you.

Shannon: In a minute, Uncle Jesse.

Uncle Jesse: You know John, i think Shannon falling in love with you.

John : No, what makes tou say that.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Uncle Jesse says "Hey Shannon, I think Cassidy is going to spit all over our geust she only does that to the Sheriff when he holds her I don't think Cassidy likes him yet."

John says "That makes two, and besides his son thinks we should get along just fine after he blackmailed me into singing for free."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Balladeer: when Uncle Jesse didn't know is that Bo and Shannon was spending some time together.

Shannon: alright Cassidy time for your nap. Thanks John.

Uncle Jesse: well, maybe Freddy was right, except, Rosco didn't blackmail you, Boss Hogg did.

John: Who?

Shannon: Boss Hogg, he's the county comminser.

John: Oh. Well ,uh, you and Bo aren't busy tonight are you?

Shannon: No not really Why?

cue Julieduke

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Balladeer: when Uncle Jesse didn't know is that Bo and Shannon was spending some time together.

Shannon: alright Cassidy time for your nap. Thanks John.

Uncle Jesse: well' date=' maybe Freddy was right, except, Rosco didn't blackmail you, Boss Hogg did.

John: Who?

Shannon: Boss Hogg, he's the county comminser.

John: Oh. Well ,uh, you and Bo aren't busy tonight are you?

Shannon: No not really Why?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "Well, I want to talk to this Boss Hogg tonight if you don't mind I want to get paid for my appearance at the Boar's Nest of I'm going to sue him for the payment and get my money."

cue Bo's Crush

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Uncle Jesse: You know' date=' I don't think Boss is fonna pay you.

Bo: Yeah, he never does that to anybody.

Shannon: 'Cept Hughie.

Bo: Right!

Shannon: Hey John if you wanna talk to Boss i can drive you there tomorrow.

John: OK

cue Julieduke[/quote']

Bo says "Why did you just bring up Hughie, and John if you ever met him he would think you was me that would be funny now?"

John says "What this Hughie Hogg like now and how does he make Boss pay for stuff now?"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Because Bo' date=' Hughie does he paid by Boss.

Uncle Jesse: Now that ain't true, sometimes he swidles boss.

Bo: That's right. John, Hughie is Boss Hogg's nephew.

Daisy: Yeah, he's so mean he hogg boss out of his job.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "Your Kidding, I seen some pretty mean club owners and directors in my career as well."

cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: No, i mean he's mean, I used to date him before I met Bo when I used to work in his "Sercutiy business" which I was acutally delievering moonshine, when my car broken down in hazzard on a delievery to Chicksaw, Rosco caught me, and that's how I met the dukes.

cue Julieduke

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Shannon: No' date=' i mean he's mean, I used to date him before I met Bo when I used to work in his "Sercutiy business" which I was acutally delievering moonshine, when my car broken down in hazzard on a delievery to Chicksaw, Rosco caught me, and that's how I met the dukes.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "Wow, so he's mean and what is Moonshine? Shannon and Bo I am from New York originally as well?

Cue Bo's Crush

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Shannon: Oh' date=' right I forgot.

Bo: Well, moonshine is whiskey, me and my cousin Luke used to deliever it before we got caught by the FBI.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "Okay, thanks for telling me than and you used to run it as well who didn't run moonshine in this county then?"

cue Bo's Crush

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Uncle Jesse: Well' date=' ecerybody did till it came illegal.

Shannon: Uh, John we have a free room you could stay for the night.

Bo: yeah you could.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "Well okay, but this is most usuall most people will tell ya where the nearest hotel is at?"

Cue Bo's Crush

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Uncle Jesse: well' date=' we is different from other folks.

Shannon: Great, so where were you going before Rosco stopped you?

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "Back to Atlanta to visit my Mom, I'm always on the road I never get a chance for a home cooked meal."

Cue Bo's Crush

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Daisy: well ' date=' youre just about to get a home cooked meal because Shannon's a good cook.

Shannon: so are you daisy.

Bo: see you got two girls who can handle us John.

John: I see.

Shannon: I better go see how Cassidy's doing John, you wanna help.

cue Julieduke[/quote']

John says "I don't think so, I rather go look at the General right now it sure has powerful engine underneath."

Cue Bo's Crush

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