Julieduke

Micheal Says "Probably tell you to quit dunking it in the Hazzard Car Wash Enos."
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What about a crossover between Third Rock From The Sun and Dukes?

Julie says "Sorry, you looked just like a cousin of mine that's all stranger by I won't bug okay."
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Enos says "I know he actually wrote to dear abby about the Vanilla Cherry Bean, I think I should tell him it don't exist allreadry Daisy."

Bo says "I can't believe that either, that's good Enos wait till I tell Luke this one. What was a April Fools Day joke, when did he give up the next week."
Enos says "No he's still looking for a Vanilla Cherry Bean yet he's has checked every book on the topic so far."

Enos says "You know I told Rosco there was a Vanilla Cherry bean and he checked out ten library books trying to see what it looks like Daisy."

James saw the white truck turning around and following him and he thought this car sure does get alot of attention what was I thinking stealing this right here.

*Julie says "This is pretty funny, I think Maryanne is making a fool at of Alex right here.

Emma Says "Before he went on he asked who is Jeff Foxworthy now?"
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Uncle Jesse Says "I think it spoiled Enos?"
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Julie Says "Oh Please just wait till the Sheriff smells that he might throw that away before Boss can eat and Bo, Luke you'll think these smell good come over here a minute."
Uncle Jesse walks up to Enos and can;t get to close and Says "Welcome home and what died in your car if that's what air fresheners smell like in Texas get a refund now."
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Julie Says "Hey, I never been here before, and this place is bigger than the Hazzard County Jail now. No way, I don't want the guided tour either."
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My dad says there are two Jackass's driving the General in the movie.

My dad says there are two Jackass's driving the General in the movie.

Good Luck on the tnt then. I hear it's very explosive.Lol.

Hey Brian, make sure the car insurance is up to date on it first?

Hey Brian, would you let either one of them park your car?

don't let him park my car then.

Go to www.teamraymotorsports.com somebody painted a 2004 like a General Lee but they say it's pretty fast it can be all yours for 18,000 dollars if you want it.

A Cat named Flash, that's perfect she must be quick then.

These are from a Book called "Stupid Men Jokes"
!. What do You call a man with his hands cuffed behind his back?
Trustworthey.
2.If a Man and Woman jumped off a ten-storey building at the same time, which one would land first?
The Woman. The Man would get lost.
3.What are two reason why men don't mind their own business?
1. No Mind. 2. No business
4. Why did the man pour beer into his waterbed?
He wanted a foam mattress.
5."Mummy, what happens when a car gets old and rusty to Work ? The little girl asked.
"Well," her mother said " someone sells it to your father".
6.What do men and beer bottles have in common ?
They're both empty from the neck up.
7. When is the only time a woman can change a man?
When he's a baby.
8.Why are all the blonde jokes one-liners?
So men can understand them.
9. How do men sort their laundry?
"Fithy" and "Fithy but Wearable".
10. Yesterday, I got a nice used car for my husband."
" I've seen your husband . It sounds like you got a good deal."

Heard this on the news
They had fired a employee because he didn't show up for three days. Well, when they went to his house they found out that he had passed on. So In fact the City of Cleveland fired a dead guy.

On Monday I went to something before I started working and that was a job interview for the McDonals around where I work at and guess what I got the job and a raise from what I making before.

Well Saturday ends my job at Wendy's after three years , eight months and eight days with not even one raise. Monday I start my new job at McDonalds that gives reviews and raises at regular intervals.

I think that one of the guys that I worked with at Wendy's is going to get a in at the McDonald's where I work at pretty. The Manager liked him, and asked him what he was like to work with. And then when I had started I had found out that another one former co-worker at Wendy's had gotten a job at McDonald's.