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Skipper Duke

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  1. (Season 2 The Runaway)

    The Private Detectives Mitch Henderson & Les Sloane are at the Hazzard Telephone/Telegraph Co. Les Sloane is on the phone with Mr. C. J. Holmes.

    Les Sloane:"Right, anything you say Mr. Holmes."(Hangs up the phone. To partner Mitch Henderson.)"Or his money says!" Mitch Henderson:"Are we fired?"

    Les Sloane:"Not yet. But he's flyin' in, an' wants us to pick him up at the airport."

    Mitch Henderson:"I'm not picking anybody up at an airport just so he could fire me. Let him take a taxi."

    Les Sloane:"Do that, an' he's liable to take it outta our pay. Plus the tip!"

  2. I saw this on Facebook. With a photo of the opening scene of Swamp Molly.

    The Duke family didn't have next-door neighbors. Here's why:

    1. Target practice with dynamite arrows

    2. Roaring car engines

    3. Blaring dixie horns

    4. Blaring police sirens

    5. Roaming bad-tempered goats

    6. Ongoing shenanigans 

    7. Bad guys showing up

    8. Sketchy stuff hidden in the barn

    9. CB radios squawking constantly

    10. Regular visits by Boss Hogg

    11. Frequent stakeouts by sheriff's dept

    12. Farm continually in or near foreclosure 

    13. Loose chickens

    14. Flying gravel

    15. Cranky ol' man with a shotgun 

    16. Outhouse gets ripe in the summer

    17. Wild boars

    18. Constant yells of "yee-haa!"

  3. 3 hours ago, RogerDuke said:

    H. H. Harkness 

    (with the fake gold bars) 

    "Village IDIOT" what Boss once called Rosco. "Rosco, next time there's an election of village idiot, I'll manage yer campaign!"

  4. How come actors and actresses can do a movie with a different studio while in contract with another one? Waylon Jennings while under contract with RCA wasn't allowed to record music for any other label.

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