cooter davenport fan

It's outdated and not all of it applies anymore.

isn't that cool? let's try.

he lives in chickasaw.
he has a job as a corpse transporter.  his best friend is daniel twarpe, they used to be coworkers at a towing company.
his full name is longstreet bernard,  most folks call him LB, but my abbreviation is LS, or LSB.
he has a blue chevy impala.  longstreet's birthday is march 18.
he's BB's brother. (BB stands for benjamin bradley). BB is a plumber, also living in chickasaw.
 
 

sorry for the obnoxious email, i know i can be better than that which i will.   thankyou for giving me another chance with this.   i already got back into my account & it WAS the problem of a weak password.
i do hope you still post that list of what the topic is about, please.

What episode is it that Boss Hogg has to hide out in the Duke farm? That one scene where Daisy comes home and finds JD in her bed? 
I'm just so bad at remembering! I feel bad.

Maybe Sorrell [or his character Boss Hogg] had to use the bathroom so bad that he said "J.P. Hogg" instead of "J.D. Hogg" and no one noticed the P instead of D until after the episode first aired.

You heard it?! You heard it too?! LOL. Yep, I certainly heard J.P. Hogg. Makes ya wonder if Sorrell just misspoke, there was typo in the script, or Boss just wishes he was as rich as J.P. Morgan. LOL!

I was just watching this episode on video. When J.D.'s white convertible comes to a stop in the mud, J.D. gets on the CB and starts hollering "Rosco. Rosco. This is J.P. Hogg." Did anyone else notice that he said "J.P. Hogg" or were my ears playing tricks on me?

My vote for the funniest scene of all the funny scenes, is when Daisy is going to marry Jamie Lee Hogg and Rosco and JD are talking about it and one of the funny things said is that those Dukes will be my Hogg-in-laws! LOL!! There are many funny things said in this one scene, that make it my favorite!  What are your favorite scenes and why?

This could possibly take weeks but since there is an interest in it I'll get started. I'm going to compile a list of residents of Hazzard as well as relatives that may or may not be residents. I'm not sure how many I'll do every time I post. I likely won't be consistent. As long as the interest remains I will continue to add to the list. If you want to know which episode the person was on I can look it up. 

In my imagination, longstreet's middle name is bernard.
His birthday is march 18. His car is a white 49 chevy 3600.
His best friend is daniel twarpe.

Howdy everybuddy I made this quiz for y'all tonight, hope you enjoy! Be sure to post your results for me!
 
Which Dukes of Hazzard Character are you?
 
Under each character’s section, you will see a list of statements describing that character. If any of them also describe you, put an x in the box next to it. If they are only somewhat true, or partially true, for you, put a / in the box next to it. If they are not true for you at all, leave the box blank. When you are finished with each section, tally up your points by adding one point for each x, half a point for each /, and no points for each blank. At the end of the quiz, when you have filled out each character’s section, check to see which character you scored the most points for. That is who you are most like! Enjoy!
 
Bo Duke:
[] You are extremely loyal.
[] You can be impulsive at times.
[] You have a bit of a temper.
[] You’re a hopeless flirt.
[] You’re a little immature, but in a lovable way.
[] You love cars.
[] You tend to be easily swayed by your feelings.
[] You are very charming.
[] You are a dare-devil.
[] You are good at getting yourself out of trouble.
 
Luke Duke:
[] You are very clever.
[] You have a sarcastic streak.
[] You are usually level headed.
[] You are a good driver.
[] You are usually good at thinking before you act.
[] You are fairly mature.
[] You are a good problem solver.
[] You are very honest.
[] You always help a friend in need.


 
Daisy Duke
[] You are tougher than you look.
[] You are very free spirited and independent.
[] You are an excellent sweet-talker.
[] You can be flirty at times.
[] You are usually upbeat.
[] Everyone seems to just love you.
[] You have multiple admirers.
[] You wear very eye-catching outfits.
[] You have zero tolerance for unwanted advances.
[] You don’t hate anyone.
 
Uncle Jesse
[] You are a bit old-fashioned.
[] You are very wise.
[] You give excellent advice and often serve as the voice of reason.
[] You have been known to quote from the Good Book on occasion.
[] You are very family-oriented.
[] You believe in wholesome conservative values.
[] You maintain your honor no matter what.
[] You rarely get angry.
[] You are usually an optimist.
[] You would do anything for your family.
 
Cooter Davenport
[] You are humble.
[] You are very handy.
[] You don't mind getting dirty.
[] You love to help people.
[] You are extremely reliable.
[] You are usually easy going.
[] You do not start fights without good reason.
[] But you can certainly finish them when necessary.
[] You have a good sense of humor.
[] You are a hard worker.
 
Rosco P. Coltrane
[] You giggle a lot.
[] You have a goofy sense of humor.
[] You are extremely childlike and innocent.
[] You love rules and laws.
[] You tend to have larger than life reactions to things.
[] You are very energetic and excitable.
[] You have a pet that you love dearly and treat like your own child.
[] You like hugs.
[] You sometimes get confused easily.
[] You have a mischievous streak.
 
Cletus Hogg
[] You are easily lovestruck.
[] You are usually friendly.
[] You are a bit of a ditz.
[] You are generally good hearted.
[] You can be very oblivious at times.
[] You are sometimes prone to moral dilemmas.
[] You dislike conflict.
[] You are usually happy.
[] But you are also sensitive sometimes.
[] You don't like to lie.
 
Enos Strate
[] You are very polite.
[] You are very innocent.
[] You are tender hearted.
[] You could not lie if your life depended on it.
[] You are bashful, especially with the opposite gender.
[] You apologize a lot.
[] You can be very naive or gullible.
[] You are very idealistic.
[] You are very trusting.
[] You wear your heart on your sleeve.
 
Boss Hogg
[] You love money.
[] You are often cynical and/or grouchy
[] You eat a lot.
[] You are a pragmatist.
[] You lie a lot.
[] In spite of your vices, you do have standards and do not wish to directly harm others.
[] You are chubby.
[] You frequently raise your voice.
[] You do have a sensitive side, you just don't like showing it.
[] You can be very devious.

are they ones he's working on & lets people use them without the owner's permission ?

did bo married diane in carnival of thrills?  only in photoshop.