JESSI DUKE

What is your favorite Waylon Jennings's quote. He had so many good ones. One of my favorites is..... " Sprint like jack rabbit in your car. Fly like eagle in your car and land reasonably up right in your car." Its from Goodbye General Lee. 8)

What's your favorite Uncle Jesse quote? Mine is "Dukes don't fight Dukes." 8)

What are your favorite Daisy quotes. Here's my favorite Daisy quote. "Oh Come you guys. Who's gonna buy who. If corn was dollar a ton. Ya'll coudn't afforded grits" Does any one else have a favorite Daisy quote? 8)

Cool so far. please go on.

After getting off the cb Cooter made his way over to where Boss was sitting. "Hey Boss are you ok." asked Cooter. "Aaa what yeah. Just got the wind knocked out of me. I guess you could say this brings a new meanie to when pigs can fly. In my case its hogs." Boss tried to joke. "What happen?" asked Cooter. " I'm not really sure. I got into my car to go meet Rosco at the Boar's Nest. When I tried to start it all it did was make a clicking noise I went out to the front of the car. Next thing I know is I'm flying threw the air." Boss told him. As Boss was finishing up telling Cooter what had happen Rosco pulls up. Rosco gets out of the car and searches for them. He sees them sitting front of the bushes. "Boss are you ok?" asked Rosco. "I'm fine Rosco. I know need for you to take me to the Boar's Nest." said Boss. "But Boss, you where just in a accident you can't want to work." Rosco tells him. " Now Rosco don't tell me what to do. I am still the boss here." Boss told him. "But Boss, Rosco right. What if someone is waiting at the Boar's Nest to try and do more harm to you?" asked Cooter. "Well I have Rosco with me there." Boss told him. "Boss you are going to need more then just Rosco. Maybe you should call the Duke Family more help." Cooter told him. "Why would i want to do that. I have Hazzard's finest working for me." answered Boss. "Now think about Boss, Rosco he aint going to be able to pull this off by his self. He's going to need all the help he can get."said Cooter. "I don't know Cooter this is my problem. With all that has happening to the Duke family. They need time to grieve over Luke and not be brought into my problems." Boss tells him. "Boss you either call them for help or I will. You no matter what they drop everything to help a friend. Even if that friend was you that is the kind of people the Duke's are." said Cooter. "All right Cooter I'll do it." said Boss.

"All right Duke boy pull over. I'm not joking." said Sheriff Little. "Like I said before Catch Me if you can." Luke told him. "We both your know running shine. I will not have shine going thru my county. Once I catch you its back to big house you go." Sheriff Little told him. "How am I going to get away from him. How did he know about the shine?" thought Luke. "Boss. I know there was something to good to be true about this. I'm just going to have to firgue away to lose him." Luke said to himself.

Inside the sheriff's office Boss was just finished checking the books. "Am I smart or what." thought Boss "sense I had Rosco put up that road block sign on the main highway then put up that speed trap up. I have been rolling in the money." Picking up the cb Boss calls for Rosco "This Boss calling Rosco. Where are you?" asked Boss. "This is Sheriff Roscooo PPPPPPP. Coltrane. What do you want Boss?" asked Rosco. "I need for you to meet me at the Boar's Nest. We have business to talk about."said Boss. "All right Boss I'm on my way Over and out little fat buddy jit jit" said Rosco. After taking one last look to make sure that he had not left anything out on his desk Boss went out to his caddy. Got into his car and try to start it. As he turn the key it started the timer. Boss heard ticking of clock "what the" thought Boss as he got out of car. To go to the front of car it blow sending Boss flying threw the air landing beside the bushes. Cooter had just pulled up to is garage as Boss's caddy blow up. Pick up the cb "Breaker One, Breaker One, I might be crazy but ain't dumb. Crazy Cooter comin' atchya. Rosco you got your ears on?" asked Cooter. "Cooter I ain't got time for your games. I'm on my way to meet Boss at the Boar's Nest." said Rosco. "Rosco if you would just listen. I'm tring to tell you that Boss's Caddy just blow up." Cooter told him. "Is he all right." asked Rosco. "I don't know Rosco I don't see him. Waite a minute I see him he's by the bushes. He must have been blown clear." Cooter told him. "Cooter, I'm on my way. Just go see if Boss O.K." said Rosco.

As Luke was driving towards his destination. "Why am I doing this? All i wanted to do was teach Bo a lesson and now I'm running shine for Boss. If Jesse finds out I'm in deep trouble." thought Luke. " S**T. That's all i need. Where in the heck did I pick him up." said Luke to himself as he looked in his reveiw mirrow see Sheriff Little following him. "All right Duke boy pull over." said Sheriff Little into the cb. "If you want this Duke Boy you need to catch me. We both know you got the speeds to do that with that car." replied Luke as push down on the gas pedal down and leaving Sheriff Little in the dust. "Will see about that Duke Boy." said Sheriff Little and the chase was on.

Brain, Thank you. You made me LMAO this morning. Can always pend on you for a laugh. Jessi 8)

General would win hands down. 8)

All right how am I going to do this thought Luke. I can't involve my family they think I'm dead. Even if I could involve them I couldn't ask them for help this is just to dangerous. I guess I got an hour to firgue this out he thought. The closer Luke got to town the more nervous he got. Some how he had to get to Boss's Caddy and put the bomb under it. Just outside of town Luke stopped the car. Firguing he'd walk the rest of way. That way he could check out the town and find way to get in and out of town with out anyone in his family or friends seening him. Luke was in luck Boss was still in town. There was Boss's caddy parked front sheriff's office. All Luke had to do was go up and hook it up to the starter. As quickly as Luke could he hook it up then got out from under it firguing he might as well take the high ground. The best place to watch would be from top of the bank.

. I agree with you hole heartly. Why boycott no matter what people are still going to see the movie. Let people make their own choice to see it or not. 8)

June 4 & 5. I think.

If anyone wants to meet Ben Jones. They can meet him here at the following places. Bartle Hall 301 W. 13th Street Kansas City, MO 64105 Here are the times Friday, March 11 ~~6-9 Saturday, March 12~~ 1-4 & 6-9 Sunday, March 13 ~~1-4 Minneapolis Convention Center 1301 Second Avenue South Minneapolis, MN 55403 Here are times for it. Friday, April 8~~3pm - 10pm Saturday, April 9~~11am - 10pm Sunday, April 10~~11am - 7pm

Like the rest of follow Hazzardites. Welcome to Hazzard. Cool car. Jessi 8)

Goergia. And it was taped into different states the 1st 5 shows in Georgia then after that Califorina.

Later that day Luke was being load into an ambulance to be taken to old abandoned farm house just outside of Atlanta. As they pull up to the farmhouse Mr Montgomery tells the men to put him in the bedroom near the back of the house. "Make sure he's tied to bed. Nice and tight we would not want him to get away.†As the men where done with Luke. “You can leave when you are done. Here’s your money. Make sure you tell no one you brought him here.†Mr. Montgomery told them. “Come on, Duke boy wake up†commanded Mr. Montgomery. “ I said wake up†as bucket of cold water hits Luke in the face making him wake up instantly. “It’s about time, you wake up.†said Mr Montgomery. “Where am I?â€asked Luke. “What the...†said Luke as he tried to rub his face, but finding his hands tied to the bed. "Why am I here? What I did ever to you." asked Luke. "Nothing I just want revenge on your Uncle Jesse. I'm going to make them pay for what he did to me. I'm going to use you to get it." said Mr Montgomery. " I'm not helping you. There is nothing you can do to make me help you." Luke tells him. "You want to bet. You only have one choice and that's to help. If you don't help you will never see your family alive again. Do I make self clear." said Mr. Montgomery in a cold hard voice. "Why would you want revenge on my Uncle Jesse for?" asked Luke."He would not help take out someone and turned me in for it I promised your Uncle Jesse if I got out. I make im pay for what he did to me. Now the time comes. What better then to have one of his own kin do it for me." he said with evil laughter. "What do I have to do?" asked Luke. " You are going to KILL J.D. Hogg. " said Mr Montgomery. " I what?' said Luke "You heard me. I wanted you to kill J.D. Hogg." he answered. "But why? Boss mat not be the most honest person out there, but he doesn't desire to killed." said Luke. "Don't ask questions just do as your told." commanded Mr.Montgomery. "If I help you. Promise you won't hurt my family." asked Luke. "You have my word that if you do as I ask no one in your family gets hurt, but double cross me it. I'll take care of your whole family starting with your pretty little cousin. Do I make myself clear?" asked Mr. Montgomery. "Crystal. How would you like it done?" asked Luke. "Well I'll just leave it up to you. But make sure you don't get caught. I would hate for something to happen to pretty little cousin. One more thing you have 48 hours to get this done." said Mr. Montgomery. "Well untie me and lets get this thing over with. The sooner I get this done. The sooner I can go back to my family." said Luke. While getting is hands and legs untied. "In case your wondering why your family isn't coming to your rescue. They think your dead. They saw it with there own eyes. There's nothing or no one to stop me from getting my revenge. " said Mr Montgomery with a evil laugh. When the last rope was untied Luke started rubbing the sensation back into legs. It felt great to be able feel his legs again. Thinking to himself "man this guy is crazy. how did Jesse every get hooked up with nut like this." Luke wonder. "Alright Duke you better get started times running out. Just to let you know boss in town. You just need to firgue how to end his life. I want proof when the job is done. A picture would be fine. And there is a car for you to take to Hazzard." he tells Luke as he toss a camera to him.

Don't kill the messager. I'm just telling you all what they said. I agree with everyone else. The general is the #1 car. There will never be another car like the general. 8)

Last Night i was watching tv land. It had a show about the top 10 tv cars. The General Lee came 2nd followed by Kitt who was 3rd. The number 1 car was the batmoble. Can you believe a bat beat out the general lee. Something was wrong with that. Jessi Duke 8)

Back at Luke's room the Duke family was saying there goodbyes to Luke one last time as two men come to pick up his body. " Is this the body of Luke Duke?" asked one of the two men. "Yes. Why do you want to know?" asked Daisy. "We are here to take him down to the morgue. They need to get the body ready for the funeral home." said the short bald man. "Can we please have a few more minutes with him?" asked Daisy. "No I'm sorry we have a schedule to keep." said the other guy. "You can't take him yet." cried Daisy. "Daisy, calm down there is no need for you to get this upset. They are only doing there job." Uncle Jesse told her. "But Uncle Jesse." cried Daisy as she put her head on his shoulder. Uncle Jesse lets them know it O.K. to take the body. Uncle Jesse looks over to where Bo was standing seeing the tears where starting to form in Bo eyes. "Its going to be all right kids. Some how we are going to get through this. Will just take it one day at time. I promise you that the pain will get less as the days go by." Uncle Jesse told them. "Come on you two lets go we have funeral service for Luke to plan." Putting both his arms around both Bo and Daisy walking them out of the hospital. As the Duke family was walking out of hospital Cooter walking up to them. "I just heard about Luke's accident. I got here as fast as I could. How's Luke doing?" asked Cooter. For short second no one said anything to him. Finally Uncle Jesse broke the silence "Cooter, Luke died today!" he said with tears in his voice. " Your joking right. Come guys, this isn't funny. How's Luke doing?" asked Cooter again. "Cooter, Uncle Jesse is not joking Luke passed way just a little while go." Bo told him. "I'm so sorry. Please let me tell if there's anything I can do for you." Cooter told them. "Well there is one thing do for me. Can you take the General home for?" asked Bo "Sure no problem! Bo." replied Cooter. With that the Duke family and Cooter head back to Hazzard.

Why mess with perfection. These formus are fine the way they are. We have greatest moderators. So lets not change a thing.

Dude, That was excellent!

"LUKE..." cried his family. All running towards his room, but stopping a few short feet from the window that looked into Luke's room. Watching as the doctor and nurse tried to bring back Luke. Bo watches in horror as the doctor uses a crash cart on Luke "Come on cousin. Come back to us." whispered Bo. But after several tries nothing happen his heart monitor stayed a flat line. Then the nurse reaches down and pulls a sheet over Luke. "Nooo!" cries Bo as Daisy buries her head in Uncle Jesse shoulder. The doctor hears the cries of the family and looks through the window to see the Duke family watching what was going on. "Please close the blinds nurse." Dr. Williams tells her. "After your done tell them I will be out with them to talk to them." "Yes, doctor." replies the nurse. Dr William walks over to Luke and turns off the machine. Then walks over to the door to meet with Luke's family. "I'm sorry! We tried everything we could to keep him alive. Your family has our sympathies. You may have a few minutes with body before we take down to the morgue." Dr. Williams tells them. "Thank you!" Uncle Jesse replies as doctor walks away. As Doctor Williams around the corner arms grab him and pull him into a empty office. "Did you do as I told you too? asked the voice. "Ooo Mr. Montgomery it you. Yes, why would you want to put his family through so much pain for?" asked Dr. William. "I'm going to make Jesse Duke pay for what he did to me all those years." said Mr Montgomery. "Where is he's body? he asked. "The family is still with him?" Dr. William told him."I want them out of there now. I payed you good money for you to do this I don't need some idiot like you screwing it up. Take him out of there then get him down to the morgue. I have an ambulance waiting to take him out of here. " Mr. Montgomery told him. "But what about when his family ask about taking body?" asked Dr. William. "Do I need to tell you how to do your job. Tell them that there was a mix up in the paper work and his body was cremated. One more thing get his family out of there, before he wakes up. My men will be in the room in five minutes to take him to his new home." Mr. Montgomery old him.

Gordon got luckly. If it wasn't Bush. Junior would have won. J. Duke 8)

Maybe we the younger generation of this great nation. Need to teach the bulled head hollywood types and others what the confederate flag means. So many people have wronged this flag and made it into something its not. How are we suppose to teach our children not to be racist. When Hollywood shows them its ok to do things like this. If our children our supposed to do better then we are. Why is hollywood and our goverment showing them its o.k to hate. Shouldn't we be showing love and peace and not hate. Jessi Duke 8)