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Kay Darleen Duke

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    Kay Darleen Duke got a reaction from Julieduke in All I Want For Christmas   
    Tonight on The Dukes : Luke Duke wishes for Santa to bring back his parents.
    It's christmas time in Hazzard which is usually a happy time for most folks",
    but unfortunetely for one little dark haired duke boy it's not a happy time
    Condsidering his parents died in Car Accident on Christmas eve in 1951.
    Since Luke was only a little baby when it happened he doesn't remember them
    that's all gonna change this year he's gonna ask santa to grant a miracle,
    anyway Luke was in his and Bo's bed room writing a letter to Santa and sadly
    being only 4 years old Luke didn't know that Santa wasn't real yet .
    eventually he is gonna find out the truth and think that Jesse is lying to him,
    anyway little Luke's letter went something like this " dear Santa i want you
    to bring my mama and Daddy home for christmas please love Luke,
    Cue Anyone
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    Kay Darleen Duke got a reaction from BoJamesDuke in Luke and Candy's bundle of Joy   
    Meanwhile over at the farm Luke and Candy was getting ready to tell Jesse the news.
    Uncle Jesse who was collecting the eggs couldn't wait to hear the news ", so Luke was the
    first to speak " uncle Jesse me and Candy is expecting twins ain't that exciting ?".
    Jesse couldn't believe it he said " Oh My God well if that don't beat all I'm so happy".
    Then Jesse said " so when are these tow little bundles due ?", Candy said " Doc. Applebee
    said " 4th of july " Jesse said " well holy smokes their gonna have a big birthday party,
    about a half hour later Julie , aaron showed up with their news , Luke and Candy's too.
    Luke said " Howdy Julie what are you doing here ?", Julie said " well me and Aaron have some news also we are having a baby too and Jesse said " he gave Julie a hug and kiss,
    and he gave Candy one also and Julie said " I noticed that you and Luke looked so happy
    when you left the Dr. office and so we would like to know what are you having ?.
    Luke said " well were expecting Twins ain't that great Cuz ?", Julie said " WOW that is happy news i'm jealous because i'm just having one but hopefully maybe i could babysit?,
    Candy said " well let's not jump the gun we don't even know what sex they are yet.
    Cue Anyone
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    Kay Darleen Duke got a reaction from B.L. Davenport in Luke and Candy's bundle of Joy   
    Tonight On The Dukes : Luke and Candy are having a baby but sadly Candy
    suffers complications and Luke is having to raise their daughter by himself.
    Luke and Candy was a happy married couple who was about to get a visit from
    the stork and right as we speak Candy is in the bathroom taking a test to see
    if she is pregnant and Luke was making a hole in the floor by pacing so much.
    " Candy you've been in their over an hour is it ready yet ?", " Luke these things
    take time i ain't gonna rush it besides on the box it says i have to wait 30mins.
    but patients was never one of Luke's better skills so he tried to wait but he couldn't until finally the bathroom door opened and Candy had big smile .
    She said " Luke I have great news I'm " PREGNANT " Luke got tears of joy in his
    eyes , Candy did too she couldn't believe it oh my god were gonna be parents",
    Luke started feeling like he was gonna pass out from the thought of being a
    daddy suddenly he fainted and Candy was shocked " oh my god Luke ".
    " Luke , Luke , wake up Luke , and she got smelling salt sprayed it and he finally
    woke up and said " i can't believe it I'm gonna be a daddy and your a mama,
    Candy said " yep that's right baby i can't believe it either but we better go see
    Doc. Applebee so he can tell us what were having so they made their way over
    to the doctor's office and the waiting room was filled and with people and so Luke and Candy found two empty seats in the back and Luke went up to the nurses station and signed in and then went back to sit down then a half-hour l
    later a nurse came out and she said " Luke and Candy Duke " Luke and Candy
    got up and made their way into Doc. Applebee's office and he already had Candy's chart on his desk and he said " Luke it's been awhile you look great,
    and Candy you are pregnant i hear congrats are in order then he said " well i have some great news kids your having twins Luke and Candy said " What".
    Cue Anybody
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    Kay Darleen Duke got a reaction from Jami Lee Hogg in Luke and Candy's bundle of Joy   
    Luke said " oh my god are you kidding this is a joke right ?", Doc shook his head "nope",
    Luke said " doc i... was thinking that we were just having like one kid were having two.
    Candy said " doc when am i due ?", doc Applebee looked at the chart and said " well..
    i'm gonna say it'll be sometime in July when you'll give birth who knows it could be july 4th,
    then Doc said " Candy you are gonna have to get a ultrasound sometime soon . Candy said"
    i will doc thanks for the good news see ya later candy stopped by the information desk
    to get some pamplets on becoming a mommy for the first time Luke couldn't believe he was
    gonna be a daddy he was still a kid himself so how was he gonna take care of one.
    Luke was quiet on the drive back to the farm so Candy thought she'd break the ice ",
    " Luke ain't this exciting i can't believe were gonna be parents ", Luke said " i know i'm still
    trying to get over the shock of it all i can't believe were having twins i thought we would be having like just one kid but what a surprize ", Candy said " twice the hugs , kisses.
    So they arrived at the farm uncle Jesse ain't gonna believe what the stork has in store.
    Cue Anbody
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    Kay Darleen Duke got a reaction from kit in tom caught with weed?   
    What in the heck was Tom thinking has he lost his mind ", he is 57 years old !!!! .
    First he gets busted for drunk driving , reckless driving , and now Weed, he is bad news,
    he is a long way from being the innocent Luke Duke he is major trouble.
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    Kay Darleen Duke got a reaction from JESSI DUKE in Hazzard Heartbreak   
    " Oh ... Hello JJ I'm so happy you called listen JJ tell Jesse that Luke is sick ".
    He spiked a fever of 101 he is not doing well I came by the hospital to check
    on him but unfortunetely when I arrived here he was unconcious ".
    The doctor said " before he tries to find out why Luke got sick ", he wants
    to talk to Uncle Jesse about Luke's progress and to tell him about the fever.
    Cue Lori , Jessi
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    Kay Darleen Duke reacted to Julieduke in The Ghost of Hazzard   
    Bo walked in and saw his cousin for the very last time and says "Hey Luke, it looks like your sleeping there you know I remember the time faked like you was asleep so you could go see the girl in town and I covered for ya. So what best friends for, you everybody is going to be crying when there at your funeral I got to ride in the general without you from now on it won't be same ever again Luke."
    Cue Kay Darleen Duke
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