tanya71

Hey Val, I didn't think anyone can get Brian Damage. LOL!! I know you meant Brain, just switch the A and I around. I'm thinking of more stories to post here. I had my booklet of different stories, but don't recall where they're at. Will find them later and will post them here and maybe at Fanfic.net sometime.

I'll give you a hint as who the Congressman is, without saying his name.. Ok, instead I'll pick out his fave quote.. LOL! If you still don't know who it is, you need to watch the 1st reunion again.. LOL!!

CSI characters Sara Sidel Gil Grissom James Brass Nick “Poncho†Stokes Warrick Brown Catherine Willows One day Bo and Luke decided that they were going to go to Las Vegas with the NASCAR teams and race on a hopefully sunny Sunday afternoon race. As soon as the Duke boys made it over the Nevada border, Bo saw a guy lying on the ground. Bo: Hey Luke, pull over for a moment. Luke: What for? Bo: I saw a man back there that didn’t look alright. Luke: Okay. Luke pulls over & they both walk over to the man and found out that the man was dead. Bo told someone to call 9-1-1. The cops, ambulance and the CSI team show up at the scene. Grissom: What do we have? Brass: Those two found him in the alley. Grissom walks over to two guys that found the dead guy. Grissom: What happened? Luke: My cousin and I were just going to a race in Las Vegas when my cousin spotted him. Grissom: You’re not from here, are you? Luke: No, we’re from Hazzard County in Georgia. Grissom: What are your names? I know the cops took your information, but I just like to know. Luke: I’m Luke Duke and that’s my cousin Bo Duke. Gil Grissom walked over toward Bo and asked him a couple of questions. Grissom: Do you know what happened? Bo: N. . . No, I don’t. I just saw that guy lying there, at first I thought he was a drunkard. But then again, I thought he might’ve been hurt, so I told my cousin to pull over. I...I’m sorry, I . . . I’m just in shock. I’ve never seen a dead body before. Grissom: It’s okay, just breathe. I’ll need to talk to you and your cousin later. Is there a phone number where you can be reached? Bo: My cousin has the number. Luke walks over to comfort his young cousin. Luke: Are you okay, cousin? Bo: Y. . . yeah, I’ll be fine. Grissom: I need a number to reach you just in case I have any more questions. Luke: Okay. The number is 555-4646 {note to readers: not a real phone number}. Grissom walked back to officer Brass to give a report. Brass: So, what did happen? Grissom: Nothing much, just that the two cousins from Georgia were going to a race in Las Vegas and Bo, the blonde-haired guy saw the John-Doe lying there thinking he was either drunk or seriously hurt. It was their first time looking at a dead body. Let’s take him back to the lab and find out the C.O.D. (Cause of Death). Brass: Call me if you find out anything. Bo and Luke drive all the way to the track still shaking slightly from their first sight of a dead guy. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: Hey guys, what took you so long? Bo: (still shaking) It’s complicated. Luke: We were on the way here, when Bo just saw a guy sitting on the sidewalk, so we pulled over to check on him. Bo: When we got there, he was already dead. Dale Jr.: Oh God. Mark Martin: Who’s dead? Luke: A man that Bo and I found downtown. NASCAR official: Are you two boys racing? Luke: Yeah, we’ll be right there. Bo and Luke went into the garage area with the General to get it ready for the big race in Nevada. Bo qualified and made the pole for the race. Jeff Gordon: Hey, Bo, don’t get in my way. I don’t want to ruin that nice paint-job. Bo: Is that a threat, Jeff? Jeff Gordon: No, it’s a promise. (Smiles and winks) Michael Waltrip: Leave the Dukes alone, Jeff. Luke: Leave it on the track, Jeff. Jeff Gordon: (pretends to be scared) I’m scared, Luke. Shaking in my uniform. (Laughs) Luke: (Laughs) Cute. Bill Elliott: Come on, guys, let’s not argue here and now. Wait for after the race. Bo: Bill’s right, we got a race to win. Luke, we need to check out the General and get him ready for the race. Luke: Okay, let’s get busy. Mark Martin: Need to borrow anything, guys? Bo: We’re fine, thanks, Mark. Mark Martin: This will be my last season racing, so if you need a manager or anything, let me know. Luke: You’re on our list, Mark. (Winks at Mark Martin) Mark Martin: You got it. See ya at the finish line. Bo: Last thing you’ll be seeing is our tailpipe. (Laughs) While the racers were preparing their cars for the race, one of the Crime Scene Investigators came over to the Dukeboys to ask them a few more questions about the dead guy they saw earlier. Sara Sidel: I want to talk to a Bo and Luke Duke. Luke: I’m Luke Duke. Sara Sidel: I’m Sara Sidel and my boss Gil Grissom told me that you saw the dead guy. Luke: That would be my cousin, but he’s at the driver’s meeting right now. Sara Sidel: I understand that your cousin saw this guy just sitting next to the wall at a convenient store. Luke: Yes, he did. He thought that the guy didn’t look good, so he asked me to stop the car and check out the guy. We got out and I checked the guy’s pulse and was in shocked to find out the guy was dead. I looked at my cousin with the shocked look and he just yelled to call 911. Sara Sidel: Ok, I’ll talk to your cousin later. Luke: Are you staying for the race? (Sara’s beeper goes off) Sara Sidel: Love to, but I have to go find out the cause of that guy’s death. Let me know who wins. Luke: I can tell you right now, it’s gonna be my cousin, Bo. Sara Sidel: I’d probably say that you’re right. I have seen both of you race a few times. Luke: When do you have time off? I’ll ask the Nascar president to save you some seats for you and your friends. Sara Sidel: Thank you, Mr. Duke. Luke: The name’s Luke. Sara Sidel: Nice to meet you, Luke. My name’s Sara. Sara Sidel. Luke: Well, Miss Sidel, it is a pleasure to meet you too. Sara Sidel: I’d like to meet your cousin, Bo when he gets out of the meeting. Bo: Did someone say my name? Luke: Hey, cousin. This is Miss Sara Sidel. Bo: Almost sounds like suicidal. Luke: Bo, behave yourself. Sara Sidel: That’s alright, I’ve been teased a lot when I was younger. Do you remember what else you would know about the man that you found? Bo: Not really. I did see that the wallet was next to him, and it looked like he did have a watch on, but I saw a tan line where it would’ve been. Sara Sidel: You’d make a good CSI agent. Bo: Thanks, but racing is gonna be my main hobby. Luke: I might be thinking of either racing or maybe a firefighter. Bo: I will need a co-pilot or a mechanic. Luke: I know, but like I said, I’m not sure what I want to be. Sara Sidel: Thanks for the answers to my questions, fellas. I have to get back. Bo: Maybe we’ll see you sometime in Hazzard County, in Georgia. Sara Sidel: You might see one of my co-workers there, by the name of Warrick Brown. He can’t quite stop betting on things like different sports. Football, Baseball or whatever sports happen to be on the television. Luke: Thankfully, we aren’t allowed to do any betting or gambling. Bo: I think we’re needed at the track, Lukas. Luke: That’s right. Will you be here later? Sara Sidel: I might be. Just have to clear it with my boss, Grissom. Bo: Okay. Bo made it to the track and he had started last because he was using a back-up. But Bo won’t stay there much longer as soon as the Green Flag waved. Luke was in the pits guiding Bo, and letting him know whether or not Bo needed new tires or if there was trouble. Luke: How does it feel, cousin? Bo: (helmet CB) Feels good, cousin. Luke: That’s good. I’ll be right back, I gotta give Uncle Jesse and Daisy a call. Bo: Okay, tell them that I love them. I love you too, Luke. Luke: Love you too, Bo. Will do. While Bo was doing well during the race, Luke went to find a phone to call his uncle and cousin back home in Hazzard County. While Uncle Jesse was getting lunch made for him and Daisy, the phone rang and Daisy answered it. Daisy: Duke’s farm, Daisy speaking. Luke: Hey, Daisy. Daisy: Hey, Luke. How are you? How’s Bo doing? Luke: He’s doing good, as a matter of fact, he’s racing right now. Daisy: He is? What channel is the race on? Luke: Hang on, let me find out. (Removes the phone from his ear.) What channel is this race on? Stranger: It’s on the FOX channel. Luke: Thanks. (Back on the phone) FOX channel 13. Daisy: Okay. Channel 13, Uncle Jesse. Bo’s racing. Jesse: (overheard) Okay. Let me speak to Luke. Daisy: Hang on, Luke. Luke: Okay. Jesse: Hey, Luke. Luke: Hey, Uncle Jesse. How are you doing? Did you call Coy and Vance? Jesse: Yeah, they’re here now doing some chores. Vance: Daisy, Uncle Jesse, we’re done. Luke: Let me talk to him. Jesse: Vance, telephone. Vance: Who is it? Jesse: Your cousin, Luke. Vance: (takes phone from Uncle Jesse) Lukas! Luke: Hey, cousin. What’s going on? Vance: Not much. Where are you guys? Luke: Las Vegas. Vance: Is Bo there with you? Luke: He should be on TV right about now. Vance: On TV? Luke: He’s racing right now. I got to get back. I hear some cars coming into the pit. Vance: Take it easy now. Luke: You too. Tell Coy sorry that I couldn’t stay on the phone longer, but I think Bo needs me now. Vance: Will do. See ya soon, I hope. Luke: You will. Bye. Luke just made it back to the pits and asked what just happened. Found out it was the Target Car that caused the yellow flag. The pit roads are closed. Pit road is open and in comes Bo Duke. Bo: I’m a little loose fellas, and I need two tires on the right. Luke: How ya doing? Bo: Alright, just need a little tightening. I was getting too close to the wall at turn 2. Luke: Okay, how’s the engine holding out? Bo: Good, just need to get the timing fixed. Luke: Don’t worry about it for now. We’ll fix that in the garage area, later. Official: You’re clear. Luke: Go, go, go! Bo tears out of his pit stall and gets back onto the track and tries to get to the front of the pack. Mark Martin is now leading and Bo gets right behind the 4th place driver of Matt Kenseth. Bo is down two laps and is working his way up. Bo: Luke, I’m gonna need another one of those drinks. Luke: Ok. Just wait until you need to pit next time. Don’t come in yet. Bo: I can do that. Hey, did you talk to Uncle Jesse? Luke: Yeah, I even talked to Vance. He and Coy are both there taking care of the farm while we’re here. Bo: How are they doing? Luke: They are doing well. Vance didn’t know that the race was on. I told them that you should be on the TV soon. I did set the VCR before we left home. Hope I get the whole thing. Bo: I’m sure you will. Besides, I’d want to find out how it all came out. Spotter for Bo: He’s high, he’s still there, still there, clear. Bo: 10-4. Spotter2 for Bo: He’s low, . . . still there . . . still there, clear. Luke: Don’t keep saying 10-4 to the spotters, Bo. Bo: 10-4, Lukas. Spotter3 for Bo: Watch it, he’s coming to your right side. Still there . . . still there . . . clear. This kept on going until the next Yellow flag. (to all the readers: the number 01 car who is not driven by Bo Duke, you'll just have to pretend it is him, since the General Lee has the same numbers and it's sponsored by ARMY. The 01 car is driven by Joe Nemechek.) Bo just spun out. Luke: Bo, are you alright? Bo: Yeah, I just lost it by accident. Sorry about that. Luke: Don’t worry about it. It had happened to me last time, when you were sick and I took over for you. Bo: I know. Thanks again for taking over for me last week. Luke: Come on, Bo, get out of 26th will ya? Bo: It’s not that easy to do when you got other cars in the way. Do you want to drive, Lukas? Luke: No thanks. I just want you to get up there. I’m sure the whole family is watching and want you up front. Spotter1 for Bo: There is 2 cars close to you . . . still there . . . still there . . . clear. Bo: I hate being 3 wide. Spotter2 for Bo: Watch it, you’re getting close to turn 3 don’t go 3 wide again. Luke: He’s right, be careful. Bo: I’m coming in. I want 4 tires and a little tighter guys. Luke, I need some advice from you later. I could tell you, but I don’t want to be embarrassed about it. Luke: I understand. I want to talk to you too. How’s the temperature in the car? Bo: Let’s just say I’d rather be at the beach right now. It is hot in here. Luke: I bet it is. Get out there. Green, green, green! Go Bo! Bo: I’m going. (Laughs) Team Boss: There’s no time for joking, fellas. Save it for after the race. Luke: You got it, boss. Team Boss: We’re racing at Atlanta next week, so there’s no time playing here during the race. Bo, you be careful and Luke, I need to see you in the office right now. Bo: What did Luke do? Luke: Probably nothing. Just keep your eyes on the road and the other opponents ahead of you. While there were 98 laps to go, Luke went into the boss’s office to find out what’s going on. Team Boss: Luke, I understand that both you and Bo are very close, and when I heard the last transmission you made to Bo, it seems that you’re gonna be acting more than cousins. I understand that you probably love your cousin more than in a family way, but please, I want both of you not to broadcast it on the radio. The fans do have the radios from NASCAR and they do listen to every word you two say. So be careful. I will say the same thing to Bo next time. Speaking of which, next time he comes to the pit, I want you to switch with him so I can talk to him. Luke: Do you want to talk to him now? Team Boss: Yeah, put the uniform on and switch with Bo. Luke goes to change into the uniform and goes to the pits and calls in Bo. Luke: Hey Bo? Bo: Yeah? Luke: Come on in, I’ll take over for you. Bo: Does he want to talk to me? Luke: Yeah, besides it’s a yellow flag. Come on in. Bo comes on in and climbs out and Luke goes in taking Bo’s place. The boss wanted to talk to Bo. Bo: Win it for me, Luke. Luke: Will do. Bo: Good luck. Luke: Thanks. Luke drives out of the pits and takes off onto the track, while Bo makes it to the boss’s office. Bo: You wanted to see me, boss? Team Boss: Yes, Bo. I told Luke, this and now I’m telling you. I understand that both you and Luke are very close, and when I heard the last transmission Luke made to you, it seems that you’re gonna be acting more than cousins. I understand that you probably love your cousin more than in a family way, but please, I want both of you not to broadcast it on the radio. The fans do have the radios from NASCAR and they do listen to every word you two say. So be careful. Bo: Yes sir. I’m sure it won’t happen again. Team Boss: It better not. I don’t want it to happen again. I will suspend both of you for the weekend without pay. I forgot to tell Luke that, so when you get back out there, I want you to broadcast that to your cousin. Bo: (gulps) Yes sir. Sorry sir. Team Boss: (smiling as he says this) Get out. Got some work to do. Bo: (smiling back) Yes sir, I’m gone. Bo makes it back to the pits and puts on the headset to see how Luke is doing. Bo: How’s it going Luke? Luke: I see you’re back. Bo: Yeah. He forgot to mention that if we let what we said on the radio again, he’ll suspend us for the weekend without pay. Luke: I guess that won’t happen again. We need the money, Bo. Bo: Tell me about it. We’re getting low on a few things. Luke: Why didn’t you tell me that before? Bo: I forgot. Luke: You forgot? Bo: Sorry. Team Boss: (behind Bo) Don’t forget Bo. Bo: (jumps) Oh, gosh. Team Boss: Sorry, didn’t mean to frighten you. Just came to see how many tires we have left, so I can start on the bills and your paychecks. I will have to dock yours and Luke’s pay for your last broadcast. Bo: No, please, don’t do that. It won’t happen again, I promise. Team Boss: I know it won’t happen again, but I will take at least $10.00 out of your paycheck. Gasman for the 01 car: I thought it was $5.00 you took off. Team Boss: You weren’t listening to the broadcast that the two Dukeboys were talking about. Gasman: Yes I was. Team Boss: I’m sure you’re not and that’s my final word on that subject. Don’t you have a gas can to fill? Gasman: Yes, sir. Bo: How’s the car doing? Luke: You’re right about the timing. It’s off by a lot. We’ll fix it after the race. Team Boss: Let me talk to Luke. Front tire changer: Here’s my radio, sir. Team Boss: Luke, you be careful with that engine. I’m not sure if that engine will hold with the timing off. Luke: I know, sir. Did you just see that? Dale, Jr. just cut me off. Team Boss: I saw that Luke. Just be careful. Boss’s assistant: Kick his tail, Luke. Team Boss: Watch your language. There are kids listening too. With 36 laps to go, Luke is trying his best at 17th place. Working his way to the front, but now a yellow flag comes out again for debris at lap 234. Luke: Dang litterbugs! Team Boss: Watch your language Luke Duke. Luke: Sorry, but why do all these spectators keep throwing their garbage onto the track? Don’t they know that there are trash receptacles around the stands? Bo: I’m sure they do know, they just want to make the officials mad. Luke: I’m surprised that the NASCAR President doesn’t get mad about it. Team Boss: I’ve talked to him about it, and he does get upset about it. He just can’t do anything about it. There is a yellow flag out and right now, Luke is in 29th place. Can he keep it, or will he make it to win this race? The white flag is out. The checkered flag finally comes out and Luke comes out 13th place. (Attention Readers: I’m not typing another one with them in Atlanta, because there are no shows in Georgia. If there is, please e-mail me at miamidolphinlady@hotmail.com Thanks. PS. I might not know some of those shows.) Luke: Sorry guys, I wanted to win for you. Bo: It’s okay, Luke. At least you made it in the top 20, cousin. Luke: I was hoping for the top 10. Bo: Come on in, we need to take the car to the impound, before we pack it up for next week in Atlanta. Luke: You bet. I need to call the farm. Team Boss: You can do that later. Right now, we got the pit area to clean up and then the garage needs to be cleaned of our tools too. Luke drives the 01 car into the garage so the officials can check out all the cars that ran today, then they drove the cars back to their trailers and drove back home. Bo and Luke drove back home to Hazzard County and drove to the farmhouse and went to visit Uncle Jesse, Daisy, Coy and Vance and had a big feast of Uncle Jesse’s “Crawdad Bisqueâ€. Daisy: I caught the last part of the race and saw that you were climbing into the car. Uncle Jesse: Are you alright, Bo? Bo: Yeah, our boss wanted to talk to me, so I let Luke drive the rest of the race. Luke: I’m sorry, Bo for not winning that race for you. Bo: It’s okay, Luke. I could try again next week when we race in Atlanta. Coy: Atlanta? Cool. Vance: We have something to do next week. Coy: Oh, not that. Not during the NASCAR race?! Vance: Sorry, but it’s got to be done. Coy: Dang it! Uncle Jesse: Watch that language Coy Duke! If I hear another cuss word, I’m just gonna get the strap. Coy: Sorry, Uncle Jesse. Vance: What did your boss want? Luke: It wasn’t that important, Vance. Bo: Yeah, Luke’s right, it wasn’t really important. Luke, I need to get the house to get something. Vance: I thought you still lived here. Luke: No, we moved out. We still come here to do the chores. Bo: Luke, I need the keys for the car. Luke: Oh right, here you go. Bo got into the car and drove to his and Luke’s house to get what he said he had to get. Bo found it and put it into the trunk of the General Lee and drove back to the farm. Bo: I’m back! Luke: It’s about time. I need to see you in the bathroom for a minute. Bo: Oh? Bo and Luke walk into the bathroom and Luke locked the door behind him. Luke: I love you, Bo. Bo: I love you too, Luke, but why did you call me in the bathroom with you? Luke: Well, I was wondering if you’d like to take a shower with me? I don’t want to take one alone. Bo: (gets the picture) Sure I will. I was gonna ask you to join me too. But couldn’t you think about doing this when we got home? Luke: I would, but I don’t think I can handle waiting anymore. (Bo sees Luke’s erection sticking out of his jeans.) Bo: (moans) I don’t think I can wait anymore either. I did bring that lube cream because I somehow knew that we might be needing it. Luke: I thought that was what you were gonna get. Coy: (other side of the bathroom door) Guys, can I get in there for a moment? Bo: Yeah, one moment, Coy. Luke: (whispers to Bo) Dang, I can’t hold it much longer. Bo: (whispers back to Luke) We can do this in our old room, all we have to do is lock that door. Luke: Coming out, Coy. Coy: Okay. What are you doing in there, anyway? Luke: I . . . I needed to talk to Bo in private. Coy: Oh. Okay. Luke pulled his pants back up and both he and Bo walked out and down the hallway to their old bedroom. Luke: We’ll be right back, Coy. Bo: If you need us, just knock on the door. Coy: Didn’t you just finish talking to Bo in the bathroom? Luke: I wasn’t finished talking when you came to the door. Coy: I’m sorry, but I gotta go really bad. Bo: We didn’t mean to HOG up the bathroom. Sorry about that. Luke really needs to talk to me in private. We’ll be out soon. Luke: If we don’t get to the bedroom, I’m gonna forget, Bo. Bo: Coming, Lo . . . Luke. (Caught himself before calling Luke “love†in front of Coy) Bo and Luke finally made it to their old room. Luke was a little upset that Bo had the slip of the tongue by calling Luke, love. Luke: I can’t believe you almost slipped in calling me Love, instead of my name. Bo: I’m sorry. I did catch myself though. Luke: That’s besides the point, if Coy finds out, then he'll tell Vance, then he'll tell Uncle Jesse and Daisy will find out. That would be good for Uncle Jesse to disown us and throw us out the farm forever! Bo: (tears starting to form) I . . . I’m sorry, cousin. Luke: I don’t know if I can trust you now. Bo: I am very sorry that I almost let it slip out. Please forgive me, Luke? Luke: I don’t know, if I let it go this time, will you foul it up again? Bo: You got my word that I, Beauregard James Duke will never foul up again. Luke: I, Lukas Keith Duke will believe it when I see it. (Smiling) Bo: Cute, Luke Duke. Bo takes Luke’s hand and tosses him onto the bed and then sits on Luke’s chest with a big smile on his face. Luke: What are you going to do, Beauregard? Bo: Nothing yet, I’m just admiring the view right now. Luke: Oh? What does this view show you? Bo: That this handsome hunk is the most beautiful, gorgeous and strong man that couldn’t hold himself back from being thrown onto this bed. (Smiling and then laying a kiss onto Luke’s forehead) Luke: (teasing) Well, I’ll have to tell him that he can’t be thrown by a tall blonde-haired guy, known as my cousin to my old bed. Besides, I let you do it. Bo: You did, did you? Luke: I did, what are you gonna do? Bo: I don’t know. I think I’m gonna have to spank you now. Luke: Oh no, I’m so scared. I’m shaking in my boots. There was a knock on the bedroom door. Coy: Hey, Bo, Luke. Come on out and eat. Lunch is ready. Luke: We’ll be right out. Bo: Yeah, after we finish our long talk. Coy: Okay. Are you 2 alright? Luke: Yeah, we’re fine. Be right there, Coy. Bo: (Tries to whisper, but whispers a little loud) I’m still sorry for almost slipping by calling you love instead of Luke. Luke: I know, and I forgive you, darling. We just have to be careful around our family and friends. Vance: Hey fellas, come on, your food’s getting cold. Bo: Okay, Vance. We’re coming. Luke: We’re coming right now. Right, Bo? Bo: (sighs) Yeah, Luke. Be right out, Vance. Vance: You better, because if you’re not out, Uncle Jesse’s coming in with the strap. Luke: He’ll have to catch us first, before he uses the strap on us. Bo: Luke, you know that he always catches me, because you run faster than a rabbit hops. Luke: (laughs) I know. Vance: I think I’ll let Uncle Jesse know that you’re NOT coming. Bo: No, wait . . . we’re coming. Luke: You’re no fun, Bo. Bo and Luke come out the room and head for the kitchen. Uncle Jesse isn’t quite happy with his nephews, Bo and Luke. Uncle Jesse: Bo, Luke, I want to talk to you later in the barn. Bo: Please Uncle Jesse, we’re sorry. Uncle Jesse: Are you? Eat, then we’re gonna talk. Vance, Coy, you come when I call you to do me a favor. Coy: Yes, sir. Vance: I was gonna head to the Boar’s Nest after to meet Sara-Jane and . . . (interrupted) Uncle Jesse: You heard me, Vance Duke. Vance: Yes, sir. I guess I can call her to cancel our date tonight. Uncle Jesse: You boys eat, then you’ll do the dishes and then meet me out to the barn. Coy and Vance will wait in the other room until I call them. Daisy’s at work and she’ll be home late. I have to check on Maudine and see how her hoof is doing. Vance and Coy walked into the living area while Bo and Luke were eating dinner and Uncle Jesse was tending to Maudine the mule. Bo and Luke both finished eating and started washing the dishes and put them away. They met Uncle Jesse out to the barn. Luke: You wanted to see us, Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: Yes I did. VANCE, COY, GET OUT HERE! Bo: I don’t like this cousin. Luke: Me neither. Coy and Vance walked out to the barn. Vance: Yes, Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse: I want you to hold Bo and Luke down on the ground. Bo: What? Luke: What did we do? Uncle Jesse: Now, Coy and Vance. (Grabs the strap and gets ready to strap both of Bo and Luke in the butt) Both Bo and Luke scream in pain as Uncle Jesse whips them in the butt. He stops for a minute and asks them some questions. Uncle Jesse: Did you or didn’t you just let it slip out that you’re gay? Luke: (crying) I didn’t do it! I didn’t, I swear on your life! Bo: (also crying) I didn’t mean for it to slip! Forgive me, Uncle Jesse! Leave Luke alone. I’ll confess everything. Luke: I didn’t want Bo to say anything. (Sniff) It was my fault for telling Bo not to say anything because I knew that you’d kick us off the farm for good. Uncle Jesse: Why didn’t you tell me this? I would’ve understood, I don’t want you on this farm for at least a year, you got me? Luke: Yes, sir. Bo: When do you want us off the farm, Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse: That’s another thing, I don’t want to hear the words Uncle Jesse from you. If and when we should meet anywhere in town. I’m not your uncle until you’re back here in 1 year. Got me? Luke: Yes, sir. Uncle Jesse: Coy, Vance, please help these 2 pack whatever they need and escort them to your borrowed car. The General Lee belongs with the Duke family. Vance: Yes, sir. Sorry, cousins. Uncle Jesse: They aren’t your cousins now, Vance. They are strangers for 1 year. You don’t know them and they don’t know you. Coy: That’s not fair, Uncle Jesse. Vance: I’d keep my mouth shut, unless you want to join them. Coy: I’m sorry. Vance: Let’s go! Bo and Luke have no other choice, but to get some of the stuff they came to get before they ate dinner. Daisy just came home to get something from the farm. She saw Bo and Luke escorted to Coy and Vance’s borrowed car. Daisy: What’s going on? Why are Bo and Luke going to your car instead of the General? Uncle Jesse: It’s a long story Daisy girl. The one thing I will tell you is that for 1 year, you do not know Bo and Luke. They’re not your cousins and they’re not related to us. Is that clear? Daisy: (sighs) Yes, sir. I don’t like it, but I understand. So, for 1 year, you don’t want me to even know them? Uncle Jesse: That’s right. Mind me, Daisy. If and when they should show up at the Boar’s Nest, they are only customers. If they break up a fight at the Boar’s Nest, I want them in jail, because the fights will be broken up by Coy and Vance. Is that clear? Do you boys understand? Bo and Luke: Yes, sir. Bo and Luke drove off the farm and took their last look at what was the last place they were brought up after their parents died. Not allowed to return until 1 year is over and done with. Bo: I can’t believe that Uncle Jesse threw us off the farm. Luke: I told you that it would happen if either of us had slipped up. Bo: I’m sorry, Luke. Luke: I know. I should be apologizing and not only to you, but to Uncle Jesse and the rest of the family. Bo: I know, but we can’t go back there now, because we’ve been banned from the farm and away from our General Lee. Luke: I know. 1 year feels like a life-time. Right about now, Daisy’s probably telling everyone that we’re temporarily not a Duke, but complete strangers. Don’t expect everyone not to recognize us if and when we get into town. Bo: You know, that Boss Hogg and Rosco won’t be going after us for 1 year. Luke: Oh my God, you’re right. We’ll discuss what we’ll do next tomorrow morning. Let’s just get home. Bo: Yeah, let’s. What if after the year is over, will Uncle Jesse take us back? Luke: Of course he will. You think he won’t? Bo: I don’t know. I’m scared, Luke. What if he don’t? Luke: Don’t know. I’m sure that Coy and Vance will talk to him into taking us back in. Bo: I don’t like not being a part of the Duke family anymore, Luke. Luke: We are still Dukes, but in front of everybody we’re not. You are still Beauregard Duke and I’m still Lukas Duke, so don’t say we’re no longer Dukes. Bo: I know, Luke. Luke: How did they know that we’re gay? Bo: I don’t know, I’ve been with you all day, so don’t look at me that way, Lukas Duke. Luke: I believe you, Bo. I’m guessing that either Coy or Vance must’ve over-heard our discussion through the door. Bo: You mean they eaves dropped? Luke: Yeah, I guess they did. I’m sorry, Bo. Bo: I know you are, Luke. I’m sorry too. Luke: Let’s just get home. My butt is still sore. Bo: I know, mine is too. Did he have to hit us so hard? Luke: I’m sure that he didn’t mean to, but he was quite upset with us not telling him that we are gay. Bo: I’m just glad that he didn’t say that he’d ban us for life. Luke: I’m glad too. (Sigh) Let’s just go home and find out what we need to buy tomorrow. Bo and Luke drove the rest of the way home in silence. Meanwhile, back at the Duke farm: Coy: I think that Uncle Jesse hit Bo and Luke quite hard with the strap. Vance: I’ve noticed when that strap really hit them in the butt. I don’t think that Uncle Jesse didn’t mean it. Coy: I think we should ask him about it. I know that he doesn’t want to talk about them, but they are still kin. Vance: Okay, but don’t take offense and don’t let Uncle Jesse know that you’re taking their side or else he’ll ban you from the farm too. Coy: Alright, cousin. (Sighs) Here goes nothing. (Walks to Uncle Jesse) Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse: What is it, Coy? Coy: I’m sorry to ask this, but, don’t you think you had hurt our cousins bad with the strap? Uncle Jesse: Are you sticking up for them? Coy: No, sir. I was just curious to when you had hit both Bo and Luke that you kind of hit them too hard. Uncle Jesse: I don’t want to hear their names for 1 year. If and when you see them, I want you to steer clear of them. Understand? Coy: Yes, sir. Uncle Jesse: I’ve told the whole town the same thing. They’re not allowed to communicate with them, either on CB as Dukes, but if they need help, that’s a different story. You and Vance will go to town tomorrow and get some fence mending stuff. Somebody or something smashed our fence at the West forty. Get ready for bed, we’ll begin our chores in the morning. Coy: Okay, Uncle Jesse. Goodnight. Uncle Jesse: G’night. Uncle Jesse, Coy and Vance had gone to sleep while Daisy was still working at the Boar’s Nest. Bo and Luke had stopped by for a few cold drinks of watered-down beer. Luke: Daisy, can we have a beer? Daisy: (whispers to Luke) I’m not supposed to know you. Besides, how are you gonna pay if you no-longer have a tab? Since Uncle Jesse banned you as a Duke for a year, you don’t have a tab anymore. Bo: That’s right, since we’ve been banned, nobody knows us. Boss Hogg: (comes out of the office) Who are you talking to Daisy Duke? Daisy: I don’t know who they are, Boss. They want a beer, but they don’t have the money to pay for it. I was telling them that they had to go. Luke: I’m quite sorry. We were just asking for a drink. We’ll be leaving now, sir. Rosco: Shall I arrest them, Boss? Boss Hogg: No need to, Rosco. They’re just leaving. I don’t want any trouble. Luke: We don’t want to cause any trouble, Mr. Hogg. Bo: My cousin’s right, sir. We’re leaving now. Boss Hogg: You 2 are cousins? Luke: Yeah. Rosco: What are your names, son? Luke: Bo and Luke Rosenburg. Bo: (questions Luke) Rosenburg? Luke: (whispers to Bo) We can’t use Duke, remember? Duke is banned from our names. Bo: Right, I forgot. Boss Hogg: I haven’t heard that name. Are you new here? Bo: We’ve been here for awhile now, Mr. Hogg. Boss Hogg: I have a job for you two. I want to see you in my office tomorrow morning. Meanwhile, Daisy, give these two a beer on the house. Daisy: Yes, sir, Boss. While Boss Hogg had gone to figure out what Bo and Luke can do while they were banned as Dukes. Rosco walks into the office. Rosco: Boss, you’re giving Bo and Luke Duke a job? Boss Hogg: Rosco, we have been told by Jesse that for 1 year that Bo and Luke are not Dukeboys. We have to treat them as strangers. I know they can’t pay right now for their beer, but they are still living in Hazzard County. Rosco: What about their probation that they have from running Moonshine? Boss: They are still on probation, but when they have a race to go to, they’re excused and allowed to leave anytime those days come. Boss Hogg walks out of the office and Rosco follows behind. Boss: Boys, I want you to have Rosco deputize you into his deputies. I will have a patrol car waiting for you. I know that Coy and Vance are still your cousins, but I want you to have them arrested whether or not they’ve done or haven’t done anything. I know I’ve been making corrupt deals just to have you arrested, but whenever I tell you to arrest them . . . (interrupted) Luke: We will do everything you say, boss. We will arrest Coy and Vance. Bo: Yes, sir. Even though we’d hate to do it, but we will arrest our cousins. Even if our names temporarily isn’t Duke. Boss: Rosco, get them some uniforms and get them a patrol car. Rosco: Yes sir. I love it, I love it. Ghee! Bo and Luke drove to the Duke farm in the patrol car to arrest their cousins Coy and Vance Duke. Vance looked out the window. Vance: It looks like Rosco and Enos driving up. Coy: Let me look. (Looks out the window.) Looks more like Bo and Luke. Vance: Bo and Luke? Now why in heck would Bo and Luke come and arrest us? Coy: Revenge? Vance: I doubt it. I’m sure that Boss and Rosco gave them a job since being banned from the farm. Uncle Jesse: What in tarnation is going on out there? Vance: It seems that Boss had Bo and Luke deputized and are coming here to arrest me and Coy. Uncle Jesse: That low-down, dirty . . . (interrupted) Vance: Just because they’re temporarily not a Duke, doesn’t mean that they still can’t earn their keep. Uncle Jesse: You’re right. Coy: How are we gonna elude them? They know every trick in the book. Besides, they even showed us how to lose Rosco, Enos and Cletus. There is no-way we can lose them. On the CB is Deputy Luke Duke. Luke: Alright, in there, Coy and Vance Duke. Come on out. Vance: (on the CB) Luke, you can’t do this to us. We’re kin. Luke: Not to Jesse we are. I mean it, kin or no kin, you’re under arrest. Coy: What’s the charge? We ain’t done anything. Bo: You are accused of making illegal Moonshine. Vance: You know dang well that us Dukes don’t make Moonshine, Bo and Luke. Luke: We both ain’t a Duke right now, and we don’t know if you are or aren’t since we’ve been banned from the farm. So get out here right now, so we can arrest you. Uncle Jesse: Coy, Vance, even though they are your cousins they wouldn’t know if we were making Moonshine after Bo and Luke were banned from coming back to the farm. Coy: I’m surprised they even stayed here instead of going back home in California. Vance: I’m sure they’ve got their reasons for staying here instead of going home. Maybe they wanted some extra money because they don’t have to race until February. Coy: I forgot that. Luke: NOW Coy and Vance Duke! Uncle Jesse: I know you can’t outrun them, but you can meet me at the #4 still site. Vance: Wouldn’t Bo and Luke look there for us? Uncle Jesse: I have a lot of still sites that neither Bo and Luke have seen. Go out the back door. Coy and Vance sneak out the back door. Bo sees Coy from the corner of his eye. Bo: Hey Luke, there goes Coy and Vance! Luke: I hate to do this, but . . . FREEZE IT!! Coy: Why don’t you make us, deputy! (Coy laughed after he got into the General Lee) Luke: Dang it, do they have to take the General? Bo: It’s the only get-away car that we . . . um, they have. Luke: You were right the first time. The General is ours, but I don’t want to ruin the paint-job. I had him re-painted before we came here. Bo: I didn’t know you gave the General a clean paint-job? Luke: It was a wedding gift for you, Darling when we get married. Let’s go after them before they do ruin him. Bo: You got it. Bo and Luke went after Coy and Vance with the siren wailing. They still can’t believe they are chasing after their cousins. Vance: (on the CB) Give it up, guys. You know you can catch us and not ruin the cruisers like Rosco and Enos can do. Why don’t you go back to the office and tell Boss that you let us go. Luke: No can do, Vance Rutherford Duke. Just because I’m related to you, there is no way I’m letting you escape like Rosco and Enos do. Boss Hogg: Luke, Bo, he’s right. But I don’t want you to let them escape. Rather you’re related or not you will not let Coy and Vance evade the arrest. You got me, you dipsticks? Bo: We read you loud and clear, Boss. We’re gone. Rosco: This is Rosco P. Coltrane, and I’m just south of you, we’ll meet right in the middle. Is that a roger? Luke: That’s a big 10-4 Rosco, but please don’t ruin the paint job. He still belongs to me and Bo. Uncle Jesse: For now he isn’t. He belongs to Coy and Vance. But Luke is right, be careful of the paint-job. Bo and Luke catch up with the General Lee. They get as close as they can and Bo had no choice, but to shoot out one of the General’s tires. Bo: I’m sorry Luke, but they give me no choice. I have to shoot out one of the General’s tires. Luke: I understand, go ahead. Bo took his bow and arrow and aimed it at the General Lee’s tire. Bo: I’m sorry, General. (He let’s go of the arrow and it landed right into the General’s tire.) The General’s tire blows and Vance carefully steers him to the side. Bo: Sorry, cousins. Vance: It’s okay, Bo. Besides we need to talk to you. We wanted to talk to you earlier, but Uncle Jesse made us steer clear of you. Luke: That clears it. That’s why we saw you walk into the Boar’s Nest and not look our way. Coy: Uncle Jesse was with us. If he saw us looking at you, he’d probably tan our hides. Luke: Understandable. Want us to help you change the tire? Vance: No thank you, Luke. If boss, Rosco, or Uncle Jesse saw grease on your uniforms, he’d definitely would tan our hides. Bo: Good idea. Boss would want to know how we got grease on the uniforms. Would you give us the honor of arresting you and taking you in? Vance: I don’t see why not. I can’t let you be embarrassed when the boss yells at you for letting us escape. Let’s get arrested, Coy. Coy: Right behind you, cousin. Arrest away. Bo: As Rosco would say, (imitating Rosco’s voice) “I love it, I love it.†(Laughs). As Bo and Luke arrested their cousins, Vance had called Cooter to tow the General to the Duke farm. Boss was pleased as punch when he saw Bo and Luke had arrested their cousins. Luke: Here you go, Boss. Two Dukeboys to be booked and put behind bars. Rosco: Ooh gi, gi . . . How did you do that without letting them escape? Luke: We aren’t as dumb as you or any of your other dipsticks, Rosco. Besides, we didn’t want to ruin a nice patrol car and Cooter having for you or Boss Hogg to pay for the repairs. Boss Hogg: Bo, Luke, take your prisoners downstairs to the cells. Bo: Sorry, cousins. Let’s go. Bo and Luke escort their cousins to the jail cells downstairs. While downstairs, Bo, Luke, Coy and Vance have a little discussion. Luke: We didn’t really want to do this, but since we are working for Boss Hogg, we have to obey him. Vance: Even if it is a bogus charge that Boss himself has made and accuse us of doing it even if we didn’t do it? Luke: Even if. We could just go back home in California, but I don’t want to go back with a stain on the name of Duke. Vance: I understand, Luke. I wouldn’t want to go back and our other aunt and uncle hear about what had occurred here in Hazzard, mostly back at the farm. Bo: Don’t remind me. Coy: Sorry, Bo. When you do have the rights back into the Duke family again, we will welcome you back and make sure that Uncle Jesse takes you back too. Luke: Thanks, Coy. What will happen if he doesn’t take us back in a year? Vance: Luke, you never worry about such things. Usually Bo would probably worry about it. Bo: You’re right, Vance. I would worry about it. But I think it’s Luke’s turn. (Laughs) Luke: Very funny, Bo. :Þ (To make that Þ press the Alt key + the numbers 0222. Then let go.) Bo: :Þ to you too, Lukas. After Coy and Vance walked into the cell, Bo made sure the cell doors closed tight so Coy and Vance didn’t escape. Although he wishes he could let them go. Bo and Luke walked back upstairs. Boss: Rosco, why couldn’t you do a fantastic job like Bo and Luke? Luke: It ain’t Rosco’s fault. He’s not as perfect as us. Believe me, Rosco does a great job trying to catch us Dukes the best he can. Bo: I happen to agree with Luke, just because Rosco isn’t a great officer, doesn’t mean that he doesn’t do a stupendous job at trying to arrest us and our cousins. Rosco: Ah shucks . . . Thank you fellas. (He said blushing.). Luke: I’ve never seen you blush before, Rosco and it looks kind of cute. Bo: Luke? Luke: Not in that way, Bo. You are the love of my life. I couldn’t replace you. Rosco: Oh brother. Can’t you do that elsewhere and not here? Bo: Sorry, Rosco. Rosco: That’s sheriff to you! Luke: Yes, sir sheriff. You heard him, Bo. Bo: Sorry. Yes, sir sheriff. Rosco: I want you two to go on duty. I have another patrol car for you, Bo. The more patrol car’s there are, the more the merrier. Since Enos is out of town and Cletus is doing his old job as an armored car driver, I want you to set up speed traps. Luke: Yes, sir sheriff. Let’s go, Bo. Bo: Right behind ya . . . dipstick. (Laughs) Luke: Watch it, Beauregard. Boss Hogg: Didn’t Rosco give you an order? Bo: We’re gone. Bo and Luke went to their separate patrol cars and headed in different directions to find a good place to set up their speed traps. Bo contacted Luke and told him to go to a different channel so they could talk in private. Bo: Luke, I need to talk to you on a different channel. How about “Disco Music†(channel 01 that nobody ever uses). Are you there, Luke? Luke: Yeah, Bo. What’s the matter? Bo: I’m worried about when we do go back home in California. Luke: What are you worried about? Bo: How are we gonna act when we go back home and our friends and boss knows that we had gotten kicked out of the family for 1 year? Luke: Let’s not worry about it until we go back home. I’m sure that we’d be treated as a Duke even though we aren’t Dukes for a year. I doubt that anybody back home were told. Bo: What about Enos? He has to go back to the police station in Los Angeles. Luke: You know what, I forgot about Enos. Let’s switch back to the police channel. As soon as they turned their CB’s back to the police channel, they heard there uncle on the CB. Uncle Jesse: You heard me, Daisy-Mae. You stay as far away from Bo and Luke. If you should happen to see them on patrol, you steer away from them. Daisy: What happens if they pursue me? Uncle Jesse: You know what you have to do. I’m sure they are listening right now. Luke: (to himself) Dang. Bo: (also to himself) Dang. Daisy: I’m sure you’re right, Uncle Jesse. Where’s Coy and Vance? Uncle Jesse: I’m sure that Bo and Luke arrested them and they’re in jail. I’m going into town and make bail. After Uncle Jesse got off the CB, he drove off towards the courthouse to make Coy and Vance’s bail. Uncle Jesse: Alright J.D., I’m here to bail out my boys. Boss Hogg: Which boys, Jesse? Uncle Jesse: The ones that are not on your payroll. Boss Hogg: Ooh. You mean Coy and Vance. The bail is $200 dollars. Uncle Jesse: I thought it was $150 dollars. Boss Hogg: It was $150 dollars for those certain boys that were your nephews, whom happen to be on patrol right now. Uncle Jesse: Those certain nephews are still mine, but right now aren’t for 1 year, J.D. please release my other nephews and we will take our leave back to the farm. Boss Hogg: Rosco, would you please release Coy and Vance, while I will gladly take Jesse’s bail money. Rosco: Yes, sir. Coy, Vance and Rosco walk upstairs and see that Uncle Jesse’s waiting for them. Uncle Jesse: You boys are getting harder and harder to bail out. Coy: It ain’t just us, Uncle Jesse. Vance: I think he meant them too, Coy. Coy: Oh, okay. Uncle Jesse: Let’s just get back to the farm. You boys have some chores to do before bed. Vance: Yes, sir. Let’s go, Coy.

Luke: I think I'll go first. Bo: I want to come up with you cous. Luke: Ok. Bo and Luke both walk up to Dale, Sr.'s casket and before they reach it, Bo's eyes start to tear. Bo: (Crying) I can't do it Luke. Luke: Shh.. it's ok cous. Go on outside and wait for me. As Luke was walking towards Dale's casket, Bo was outside by the General crying his eyes out. Bo: (To the Lord) WHY DID YOU TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US!!!! WHY?? (Bawling) Why, did you die Dale? Kyle Petty: (Sees Bo crying) Hey Bo. Bo: (Sniffs) Hey. Kyle: You ok? Bo: Our friend has died and you ask if I'm ok? No, I'm not ok. Why did he die, Kyle? Kyle: I don't know, Bo. I really don't. Bo: He swore that after the race that we would race each other. Kyle: (Gonna try and make Bo laugh) You mean race Dale and the 3 car with your orange piece of crap car, the General Lee? Bo: Hey, he's not a... (Sees Kyle smiling) Oh, you are bad. (Laughs) I'm trying to be mad at God for taking Dale away from us and you're making me laugh. That's not fair. Kyle: Life's not fair. And Dale's life wasn't fair either. I'm sure he had a reason to die. Come on. Let's go see Dale and get on with our lives. Ok? Bo: I don't know if I can do it, Kyle. Kyle: It's alright, I'll go with you. Bo: I'll just run out again. Kyle: No you won't. I'll be holding you. I'm not gonna let you run away and not say good-bye to Dale. Come on. Bo: You drive a hard bargain. Ok. I'll do it. (Takes deep breaths before walking back in) Luke: (Sees Kyle and Bo walking back in) You alright cousin? Kyle: He will be after he sees Dale. Luke: I'll be right here cous if you need me. Bo: Ok. Bo and Kyle both walk to Dale, Sr.'s casket and this time Bo didn't cry. Kyle: See, that didn't hurt now, did it? Bo: No, it didn't. (Looks at Dale, Sr.'s body) Hey Dale. I'm sorry that we never had the chance to race against each other. I guess you'd think the General would beat ya. Huh? Well, I'm just glad that you're in a safe place now. We'll meet again someday. Don't know when, but we will. Count on it. (To Kyle) He looks so peaceful. Kyle: Yeah, he does. You know, he has it made. I mean he was in no pain when he died. Bo: Well, maybe a whiplash that was a little too hard for him. Kyle: (Laughs) Yeah. But just think, we're down here and he's up there with the Lord now. He's probably thinking, "I'll get you someday Bo Duke." (Laughs) Bo: Cute Kyle. (Laughs) Luke: (Walks up to Bo and Kyle) Well, it looks like you're in the spirit, cousin. Bo: Yeah. I guess that seeing somebody like this, isn't as half bad as bein' alive. Luke: It don't get any better than this. (Laughs) Come on, some other people want to meet him. Bo: Ok. Thank you Kyle. Kyle: No problem Bo. Bo: I love the flowers that these people got for Dale. Luke: Yeah, me too. I especially like these. (Luke shows Bo the flowers that he ordered for Dale) Bo: When did you order these? Luke: When I had to make a quick stop to use the restroom, I used the phone to place an order. Bo: But how did you pay for them? Luke: One guess.. (Commercial scene) "Don't leave home without it." Bo: You used your American Express card? (Laughs) Luke: How else do you think I paid Beauregard? Bo: I wish you'd stop callin' me by my full name, Lukas. Luke: Why? I'm not embarrassed when you or Uncle Jesse or Daisy or even Cooter calls me "Lukas". I mean, that's my name. Bo: Yeah, I know. But I really hate my name. Why couldn't it be Jimmy? Or James? I could live with those. Luke: So, I could call you, Jim-bob. Bo: You wouldn't dare. Luke: I might. (Evil smile) Bo: You're too much. Luke: Only you would think that. (Laughs) Bo: Think what? Luke: That I'm too much. Bo: Oh. (Chuckles) Hey you know, we should give Uncle Jesse and Daisy a call. Luke: Why? You worried about them? (Smiles) Bo: No, I just miss talkin' with them, is all. Luke: Ok. (Sees somebody in charge) Excuse me. Person in charge: Can I help you? Luke: Yeah, we were wonderin' if we can borrow your phone to make a collect call to Georgia. P.I.C.: Sure, I don't see why not. Right down that hall. Bo: Thanks. Bo and Luke walk down to the office to where the Person in charge has shown them. Luke: I'll make the call. You can talk first if you want. Bo: No that's ok, you can first. Luke: Ok. (Dials the Hazzard operator) Hazzard Operator: Hazzard County Operator, can I help you? Luke: Connect me to the Dukefarm please. Hazzard Operator: One moment please. Luke: (On hold) Sheesh. Bo: What's wrong? Luke: Nothing. Usually all of the Hazzard Operators know who this is. This one didn't even say hi to me. Bo: Maybe it's a new person that Boss hired. Luke: Maybe. (Connected) Uncle Jesse: Duke residence, Jesse speakin'. Luke: Hey Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: Luke! Hey, how's it goin'? Where are ya? Luke: It's goin' alright. We're at the church seein' Dale for the last time before the services. How's it goin' over there? Uncle Jesse: Hectic. But that's no problem. I called Coy and Vance to help out. Luke: Coy and Vance are there? Bo: What? (Laughs) Uncle Jesse: Yeah, they're helping us get rid of 2 Hoggs that decided to show up at the same time. Luke: Hughie and Dewey are there too? Bo: Oh Lord. Uncle Jesse: Yeah. Coy and Vance are paintin' their car the same as the General Lee and puttin' on the same numbers on the door. Luke: You mean that they're puttin' 01 on their car doors and paintin' it orange like our General Lee and the same rebel flag on the top? Uncle Jesse: Now Luke.. (Interrupted) Luke: I'm not mad Uncle Jesse. Just stunned that they'd use those magnetic numbers and letters to make their car look like ours, is all. Uncle Jesse: Oh, ok. Look, I got to go. Coy and Vance are back. Luke: Let me talk to them. Uncle Jesse: Ok. Hold on. (Hands Vance the phone) Vance: Hello? Luke: Hey Vance. Vance: Luke! Oh my Lord. Uncle Jesse didn't say who was on the phone. How's it goin' cuz? Luke: It's ok, I guess. Vance: What's wrong? Luke: Did Uncle Jesse tell ya? Vance: Tell us what? Luke: Remember that Bo and I told you about us beatin' Dale Earnhardt, Sr.? Vance: Yeah. What about him? Luke: Dale died Vance. Vance: Oh no. I'm sorry Luke. I didn't know. Is his family alright? Luke: Theresa and Dale, Sr.'s son, Dale Earnhardt, Jr. is taking it harder than all of us. Vance: Oh man, wish we were there to pay respects to him and his family. How's Bo holding up? Luke: I'll let him tell you himself. Hold on. (Hands Bo the phone) Bo: Hey Vance. Vance: Hey Bo. How are you doin'? Bo: Not so good. I don't like bein' at anybody's funeral. Vance: I know what you mean. Oh, Coy wants to speak with ya. Bo: Ok, put him on. (Vance hands Coy the phone) Coy: Hey Bo. How you doin'? Bo: Like I told Vance, Not so good. Why did Vance all of the sudden quit talkin' to me? Coy: Uncle Jesse needed him. So, what's new? How was the race over there in Daytona? Bo: The race was good. Michael Waltrip came in first and Dale Earnhardt, Jr. came in 2nd. Coy: What place did Rusty Wallace come in? Bo: 3rd place. Coy: (Accidently yells in Bo's ear) YEEEE-HAAAA!! Bo: OW! Not in my ear Coy Duke. (Laughs) Coy: Sorry Bo. Bo: I think that woke up the dead and the people in the next room. (Laughs) Luke: Let me talk to Coy. Bo: Luke wants to talk to you Coy. I think you're in trouble now. (Hands Luke the phone) Luke: Coy Duke, what am I goin' to do with you? Coy: I'm not sure cous, but by the time you get back from Florida, I'll be long gone. Luke: We'll see about that. I'll give Aunt Bessie and Uncle Albert a call. Coy: You wouldn't dare do that. Luke: Watch me. (Evil laugh) Coy: Oh Lord, you would. Alright Luke Duke. You win. This time. Luke: What do you mean "This time"? I always win Coy L. Duke. I do know what the L stands for in your name. Coy: Who told you? Luke: Oh, an old canary told me. Coy: Uncle Jesse? Luke: Who else? (Laughs) Coy: Well, I got to get off now, Luke. Uncle Jesse needs help with the chores and us to get rid of 2 Hoggs. Luke: Ok. Well when you get rid of them, Bo and I should be back for a big feast. I'm in the mood for Uncle Jesse's Bisque and Daisy's pie. See if she can pick some Crab-apples at "Skunk-hollow" Coy: "Skunk-Hollow"? Luke, are you crazy? Skunk-Hollow stinks over there. Luke: Yeah, I know. Just do it, huh? See ya Coy Ludwig Duke. (Laughs) Coy: You keep that to yourself Lukas Keith Duke. Luke: Hey now! Let me guess. Uncle Jesse told ya? Coy: Yeah. Oh, I've noticed that Daisy has a laptop on the kitchen counter. What does she need it for? Luke: She's working a part-time job as a reporter for the Hazzard Gazzette. Bo and I bought it for her with the last race that we ran. Coy: You mean the one in Darlington? Luke: No, in Atlanta for the 500. See ya Coy. Coy: See ya Luke. Tell Dale, Jr. that we're sorry about his dad. Luke: Will do. Bye. (Hangs up the phone) Bo: What was that about? Luke: Coy noticed the laptop that we got Daisy. Bo: I'm surprised he noticed it now. (Laughs) Luke: I am too. Let's get back. (Bo and Luke walk back into the hall and see everyone still there) Bo: I didn't know that Coy's middle name was Ludwig. Luke: Yep, it is. Just like I know Vance's also. Vance Rutherford Duke. (Sees Bo's eyes in a weird way(*Editors note- Don't ask!*)) Don't look at me that way Beauregard James Duke. Bo: (Cringes at his first name, just wanted to see if Luke knew his middle name) DAMN! You do know everyone's middle name. Luke: Only everybody that has the name Duke, I know. (Laughs) Bo: How about Uncle Jesse's? Luke: Well, maybe not everybody's. Uncle Jesse hasn't told me his. But I'm still tryin' to find out. He keeps hidin' his driver's license and birth certificates. All I know, is that it starts with letter L. Bo: Hmm... Jesse Lukas Duke? Luke: I doubt it. We'll try and guess later. Let's go see Dale again. It looks like everyone's leavin'. Bo: Ok. Just curious... (Interrupted) Luke: My middle name is Keith. OK? Bo: (Shocked) How did you know I was goin' to ask? Luke: I know that look. While Bo, Luke and rest of the guests were leaving for tonight for dinner, back in Hazzard, Vance was getting ready to help Boss Hogg get rid of 2 Hogg brothers. Vance: (Planning by using the Hazzard map) Ok. Here is what we're goin' to do. We'll meet Boss here at the bank, and we'll be... (Interrupted) Coy: Now wait one moment cous. You mean that Boss is gonna be here and we're gonna be at another part of town and we're gonna surround both Hughie and Dewey and what? Just get rid of them both, just like that? Vance: No Coy. We're gonna meet at Cooter's garage and Daisy is goin' to be the bait for either Hughie or Dewey, since they both like her. Don't worry, she knows what to do. We'll just trap them and have Rosco and Cletus do the rest. Coy: That's what I'm afraid of. Vance: Will you relax. I know what I'm doing. (CB's Daisy) Lost Sheep to Bo-Peep you out there? Daisy: I'm ready Vance. How about you and Coy? Vance: We're ready on our end too. Uncle Jesse, Boss you know what you have to do. Uncle Jesse: Yeah, we do. We're ready. Boss: Let's just get this over with. The sooner those 2 nephews are out of here, the better Hazzard will be. Uncle Jesse: J.D. Relax. My boys know what they're doin'. Daisy: I'm going in now fellas. Daisy was walking towards either Hughie or Dewey Hogg. Dewey: Hey Hughie, where'd ya go? (No response) Daisy: Hey Dewey. Dewey: Not now Daisy, can't you see I'm... (Looks behind him) Daisy? Daisy Duke, what are you doing here? Daisy: (Begins the shuck and jive) Lookin' for you, sugar. Who's with you? Dewey: Hughie's here helpin' me with something. Daisy: Oh? What's so important that you bring your brother Hughie with you? Dewey: Well, it's.. (Interrupted) Hughie: Dewey! What are you doing with Daisy? Daisy: Well, there you are sugar. I was wondering where you were. While Daisy had both Hughie and Dewey busy, back in Florida, Bo, Luke and a few friends showed up at International House Of Pancakes for dinner. Bo: So Kyle, I'm still sorry about Adam's death. Kyle Petty: Thank you Bo. Everytime I'm in that car, I feel like he's in there with me. Luke: Must still be really hard to forget about it. Richard Petty: I miss him too. I had so much stuff that I wanted to share with him before he died. Kyle: That's alright dad. He knows. There was one thing that I never got to say to Adam before he died. Bo: What was that? Kyle: That I loved him so very much. Luke: He knows that Kyle. He'll always knows that. Dale Jr.: Hey Luke, how's it goin' over there back home? Luke: Well, other than the Commissioners nephews invading Hazzard, I guess you can say it's doing good. Dale Jr.: The 2 nephews of the Commissioner, Hughie and Dewey? Bo: How did you hear about them? Dale, Jr.: (Smiles) My dad. He told me about them. Luke: (Laughs) I can't believe he did that. Dale, Jr.: (Confused) Was that supposed to be a secret? Bo: No, it's just that we didn't know he told anyone about it, that's all. Luke: Yeah, it's ok Dale. Dale, Jr.: Ok, I just thought it was some sought of "Secret" that nobody was supposed to know outside of Hazzard. Back in Hazzard, Daisy was shuckin' and jivin' both Hughie and Dewey. Coy, Vance, Rosco, Cletus, Boss and Uncle Jesse were beginning their plan of getting rid of the Hogg brothers. Vance: Do you know what you have to do, Coy? Coy: Yes Vance I know what I have to do! (Walks over towards Cooter to let him know the plan's in action. Whispers loud) Hey Cooter! Cooter: (Yells) Yo Coy! Coy: Shush! Not so loud. They're here. Cooter: Who are here? Coy: Hughie and Dewey Hogg. Cooter: Oh that's right! Help me with this. Coy: Cooter, we don't have time with tinkering with your tools now. We got to.. (Interrupted) Cooter: Ye of little faith. (Shows Coy his plan) Presto! (Shows a racing engine that could fit into Coy and Vance's car) Coy: Cooter Davenport! Where did you get that? Cooter: From a mutual friend of your cousins, Bo and Luke. Coy: The only friend I know is you. Who else is their friend? Cooter: Would you believe Cale Yarborough and a few other Nascar drivers? Coy: Cale Yarborough! Cale is their friend? Cooter: Close friend, but yeah. He heard of our situation and so he and his mechanic helped out. Coy: Good ol' Bo and Luke. Cooter: Yep, they're 2 good ol' boys, your cousins are. Let's get this over with and get the Hogg boys out of here so Bo and Luke don't have to deal with them. Coy: Good idea. Both Coy and Cooter work on the plan of taking out the engine of their car and putting a racing engine in and painting the car the same color as the General Lee and putting on the magnetic numbers and lettering. Cooter was finally putting on the final touches into the engine area. The dixie horn that he had ordered from a friend in Atlanta. Cooter: Well, there she is. Try it out. Coy: Whoo boy! (Starts engine) Yee-Haa! Cooter: Nothing can stop you now! Coy: You got that right. (Picks up the CB) This is lost sheep No. 2 callin' lost sheep No. 1 you got your ears on, come back? Vance: You got lost sheep No. 1 come back. Coy: We got operation "General, Jr." ready and waiting. Vance: Good. I'm right behind the General Store waitin' for you. Come pick me up. Coy: That's a big 10-4 cous. Coy picks up Vance and operation General, Jr. was operational and were just waiting for Daisy to finish shucking and jiving both Hughie and Dewey enough so they can get this job over and done with. To be continued on another board.. LOL!

Daisy: (Walks in) What happened Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse: J.D. called for some help from Coy and Vance and then the line went dead. Daisy: That's unusual. Maybe he forgot to pay his phonebill. Uncle Jesse: I seriously doubt that Daisy. He owns the phone company and he pays on time. I'm gonna give Coy and Vance a call and see if they can lend a hand. Daisy: Do you really think that Coy and Vance will help Boss? Uncle Jesse: They'll think I'm crazy, but J.D. is desperate. Daisy: Ok. Uncle Jesse calls Aunt Bessie and Uncle Albert to find out if Coy and Vance were still there. Aunt Bessie answers the phone. Bessie Duke: Duke residence, Bessie speakin'. Uncle Jesse: Hello Bessie. Bessie: Jesse? Uncle Jesse: Yeah. Is Coy and Vance still there? Bessie: They're about to leave to the store for me. Hold on. (Puts hand to the phone) VANCE?! Vance: (Yells from outside) Yes Aunt Bessie? Bessie: Uncle Jesse is on the phone. Vance: Ok. (Walks inside and Bessie hands Vance the phone) Hello Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: Hey Vance. I was wonderin' if you an' Coy can do me a favor. Vance: What about Bo and Luke? Uncle Jesse: They're in Florida for a race. Vance: They're back on the Circuit? Uncle Jesse: No. I need you and Coy for a desperate favor. I'll explain when you come. Vance: Ok. Coy and me will be right there. That is, if we can finish goin' to the store for Aunt Bessie. Uncle Jesse: Sure. See ya then. Vance: Bye. (Hangs up the phone) Coy: What did Uncle Jesse want? Vance: He just said that he needs a desperate favor. Coy: What about Bo and Luke? Vance: He said they're in Florida for a race. Coy: Are they.. (Interrupted) Vance: No, they went to watch it. Coy: What favor does he want? Vance: I ain't sure cous, but I have a feelin' it has to do with Boss Hogg. Uncle Albert: Is that white marshmallow still runnin' that town of Hazzard? Coy: Yes sir. He still has that sheriff, Rosco P. Coltrane. Vance: We'll deal with them later. Let's go do some grocery shoppin' first. Uncle Albert: I'll take care of the shoppin' boys. Go on and help your Uncle Jesse. Coy: Uncle Albert, we.. (Interrupted) Uncle Albert: Go on now. Git! (Smiles) Vance: You heard him cousin. Let's git. (Laughs) Both Coy and Vance jump into the yellow car (*See Welcome Home, Bo and Luke) and drive off to the Dukefarm to help out Uncle Jesse. Coy: I can't wait to see Uncle Jesse and Daisy again cous. Vance: Yeah, me too. I wonder if it has to do with the crops and that Bo and Luke aren't there to help him. Coy: I doubt it cous. I mean if Uncle Jesse was havin' problems with the crops, he would've sold the farm. We know that he wouldn't do such a thing like that. Vance: You got that right. Besides, it's been in the Duke Family generation even before Uncle Jesse was born. Coy: You make Uncle Jesse sound old. (Sees Vance's face like he's saying "Watch it Coy Duke") Now Vance, I'm just kiddin'. Vance: You best keep on kiddin', or you won't see the broadside of the barn. Coy: Cute. Coy and Vance finally pull up at the Dukefarm. Uncle Jesse comes out of the house. Uncle Jesse: That was fast. Anythin' wrong? Vance: No, nothing's wrong Uncle Jesse. Coy: Unless you were booted from Uncle Albert. Uncle Jesse: What? Vance: What Coy means, is that Uncle Albert said that he'll do the shoppin' and told us to come help y'all. Uncle Jesse: (Laughs) Yep, that's your Uncle alright. Stubborn as ever. More stubborn than me that is. Coy: I thought I only knew 1 stubborn Uncle. (Laughs) Uncle Jesse: Watch it young man. I can still take the switch to ya. Coy: I know that. But you'd have to catch me. (Laughs some more) Vance: I'd catch him for you Uncle Jesse. (Evil grin) Coy: Now that ain't fair Vance Duke. Uncle Jesse: You can do that later. Right now, J.D. needs our help gettin' rid of both Hughie and Dewey Hogg. Coy: Hughie and Dewey are in town? What a time for Bo and Luke to be out of town. Vance: Uncle Jesse, do we still have the General? Uncle Jesse: No, both Bo and Luke took him to Florida. Coy: Dang it. (Sees Uncle Jesse's expression) Sorry Uncle Jesse. I guess we'll have to use this car. Vance: We can always paint it the same color as the General and paint on the number 01 on the doors and paint the Confederate flag on the roof. What do you say? Uncle Jesse: Actually you would just have to paint the car Orange. Cooter's got those magnetic numbers and letterin' and a big Confederate flag. Why don't ya see him and have him give the car a nice paint-job. Coy: Cool. As Luke would say, "Let's do it to it." (Laughs) Vance: See ya later, Uncle Jesse. Both Coy and Vance drive off to Cooter's Garage to see if Cooter has the paint and those magnet signs in. Pulls in and sees Cooter under the hood working on a car. Coy: Excuse me sir, can you check out my car? Cooter: (Looks from under the hood) One min.. (Sees Coy and Vance) Oh my Lord. Coy! Vance! What are you 2 doin' back? Vance: Uncle Jesse called us about those 2 Hoggs that are loose in Hazzard. Cooter: (Laughs) So Boss decided that he needed help? I'll be darned. Coy: Besides, that should even up the score a little bit. I mean, 2 Dukeboys and 2 Hogg's. Vance: Too bad that Bo and Luke aren't here. We'd have the advantage. Cooter: Yeah, I could see it, 4 Dukeboys and 2 Hogg's. The Hogg's would be out-numbered. Coy: Unless they have Cletus and Enos. Cooter: Enos isn't here. He's back in L.A. He's a Detective now. Coy and Vance: Detective Strate? (Laughs) Cooter: Yeah. He's got his own practice. Coy: I didn't think Enos would make it that far. Cooter: Neither did anyone. Especially you Dukes. (Laughs) Vance: Anyway, Uncle Jesse says you got magnetic numbers and letterin' and a confederate flag magnet to put on our car. Cooter: You heard right. I got them special ordered from Hot-lanta last week. Bo and Luke wanted to put some cool letterin' on the General. Coy: As if there isn't anything else they want on the General. (Laughs) Vance: What type of letterin' do they want on the General now? Cooter: Just their names on both sides of the door. On the driver side, they want it to say, "Luke and Bo" and on the passenger side, "Bo and Luke". Coy: "Luke and Bo" on the driver side and "Bo and Luke" on the passenger side. Now why would they want to do that for? Vance: You don't get it, do you Coy. Luke and Bo on the driver side, because it was Luke's idea to make him. Cooter: And Bo and Luke on the passenger side, because Bo had the idea for the 01 on the doors. Coy: Oh, I got it now. Cooter: 'bout time. I thought I had to get it through your thick Duke head what it meant. (Laughs) Coy: Cute Cooter. Vance: Cooter, can you paint our car to match the General and put on those magnetic stuff to make it exactly like him? Cooter: (Looks at the yellow car) Yeah, I think so, but I'll have to do something with those hubcaps. Coy: What's wrong with the hubcaps? Vance: (Looks) You're right Cooter. They don't match. Coy: What are you 2 talkin' about? (Finally looks) Oh, I see. Do you have a set of hubcaps in your garage Cooter? Cooter: I can do better. I have 4 sets of customized General Lee wheels that I was saving for Bo and Luke when they get back. Vance: Cooter, you are a genious. Cooter: That's what Luke keeps tellin' me. (Laughs) Coy: Uh fellas, shouldn't we get started and help out Boss get rid of his nephews, Hughie and Dewey? Vance: You're right cous. Hey Cooter, you get started on that and me and Coy will pay a visit to Boss to let him know that we're here to help out. Cooter: You got it. While Coy and Vance go tell Boss Hogg that they are back and willing to help out, Bo and Luke were just arriving at the church where Dale's casket is being shown. Open casket. Bo: I don't know if I can do this Luke. Luke: Sure you can. I'll be right with you. Bo: I heard that looking at somebody with the casket open will bring out bad memories. Luke: Who told you that? Bo: Nobody, I just heard about it. Luke: It's not true. You can't get bad memories by looking at a dead person. Come on, let's go inside. I have plenty of handkerchief's if you need them. Ready? Bo: Not really, but let's go. Bo and Luke walk in and stop near the registry to sign in. Luke: Look at how many people came to say good-bye to Dale. Bo: Michael Andretti, John Andretti, Mario... I didn't know the Andretti's knew Dale. Luke: Well, maybe John invited them to pay their respects. Oh hey, there's Richard Petty. Let's go say hi. Bo: Are you sure? Luke: Yeah, why not. Come on. Bo: I got to sign in first. Luke: Oh yeah, I forgot. As Bo and Luke sign the registry, Dale Jr. walks up to them. Dale Earnhardt, Jr.: Hey, I'm glad you guys made it. Luke: Thanks. Thought I missed it. Bo: He almost made the mistake of goin' right instead of left at that turnoff. Luke: Do you mind, Bo? Yeah, I did almost make that wrong turn. Thanks to Bo, my co-pilot. Bo: Hey, without me, you'd never make the correct turn. Dale, Jr.: Fella's can we discuss this later. I got someone for y'all to meet. Dale, Jr. takes Bo and Luke to meet his grandmother. Dale Earnhardt, Sr.'s mom. Grandma Earnhardt: Who do you got me to meet Dale? Dale, Jr.: Grandma Earnhardt, I want y'all to meet Dad's closest friends, Bo and Luke Duke. Grandma Earnhardt: Bo and Puke Duke? Bo: (Laughs) Did she say Puke? Luke: Yeah, she said Puke. Dale, Jr.: (Laughs) No Grandma, it's Luke. With an L. (To Bo and Luke) Sorry about that. She's hard of hearin'. Luke: No problem. (To Bo) Tell that to Uncle Jesse and Daisy and I'll kill you. (To Grandma Earnhardt, alittle loud) Nice to meet you. Bo: Shh! Luke this is a church. (Laughs) Luke: Cute. Richard Petty: (Walks over to Bo and Luke) Hey fellas. Glad y'all could make it. Luke: Thanks Richard. Is Kyle here? Richard: I'm sure he is. Anyway, I haven't met your family yet. When can I meet them? Bo: When are you free. I mean from managing from the race? Richard: Well, how about before Christmas? Luke: Sounds good to me. You got to try out our Uncle Jesse's Crawdad Bisque. Richard: I'm sure it's as good as mine. Dale, Jr.: Sorry to interrupt, but did you see my dad yet? Bo and Luke: Not yet.

Luke: Long story. Which we don't have time to talk about. (Looks at the time on the clock) Which reminds me, we have an hour to get ready for the wake of Dale Earnhardt, Sr. (*message from writer * - Did you think I forgot about Dale Sr's. wake? LOL!) Bo: Oh Lord, that's right. (Looks at officer) Officer: You're free to go. With that said, Bo and Luke left the police station and headed towards the General and back to the hotel. As Bo and Luke were getting ready for the wake, the phone rang. Luke: I got it Bo. (Picks up the phone) Hello. Dale, Jr.: Hey Luke. Luke: Oh hey Dale, what's up? Dale, Jr.: I just wanted to let y'all know that we're leavin' now. Luke: Ok. Me and Bo will be there shortly. As Bo and Luke were getting ready, back in Hazzard there was a ruckus going on in town in the square. Little Boy: You take that back! I am not a poor plowboy from the backroads! (Guess who's back? Make that whom..) Dewey Hogg: Yes you are. My Uncle Boss knows you are and so are the Dukes. Hughie Hogg: You got that right brother. While Dewey and Hughie Hogg were back in town, Cooter was just returning from the Dukefarm and saw what look like to him 2 men in suits. One in Black and one in White. Cooter: (Does a double-take) Oh Lord, I better CB the Dukes. (Picks up the CB) Breaker one, breaker one. I might be crazy, but I ain't dumb. Crazy Cooter callin'. Any Duke's home on the Hazzard Net, come on? Daisy: You got Bo-Peep Cooter. Cooter: I just want to let you know that 2 Hoggs are loose in town. Daisy: HUGHIE AND DEWEY? Cooter: Yes ma'am. Uncle Jesse: Give me that. (Daisy gives Uncle Jesse the CB) Cooter, are you sure? Cooter: Yes sir, I saw them pickin' on a little boy. Sayin' that he's poor like Bo and Luke. Uncle Jesse: (Frustrated) That tears it! Cooter: Uncle Jesse, calm down before you have a heart-attack. Uncle Jesse: I'll calm down as soon as I get my hands on them both. This is Shepherd and I'm clear. At the Dukefarm: Daisy: Please calm down Uncle Jesse? I know that Bo and Luke don't wanna see ya buried right now. Please calm down Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: You're right Daisy-girl. (Takes deep breaths) Bo and Luke have to worry about buryin' one person. They don't need to bury another. Daisy: (Confused) What do you mean, "bury another"? Uncle Jesse: Didn't I tell ya? Daisy: No sir. Uncle Jesse: That call at the Boar's Nest, when I was talkin' to Bo. You asked about Dale. Daisy: Yeah, I remember. Uncle Jesse: Daisy.. Bo and Luke's friend Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in an accident. Daisy: Oh Lord. Did Bo and Luke say how? Uncle Jesse: No baby, they haven't. They did say that they'll be stayin' there a little longer. In town Rosco was just about to go out to his patrolcar to go and patrol, when he heard ruckus going on in the square. He went to investigate, not knowing that the 2 Hogg brothers were in town. Hughie: Hey Dewey, why don't we show Hazzard County who we really are. Dewey: Sounds like a good idea, little brother. After Rosco had heard the name Dewey, Rosco ran back inside the courthouse to tell Boss that 2 of his nephews are in town. Rosco: (Barges into Boss' office) Boss, you won't believe this, but it looks like both Hughie and Dewey are in town. Boss: (Chokes on his pig knuckles) WHAT?! Rosco: I said.. (Interrupted) Boss: I heard you Rosco. DANG IT! I thought those Dukeboys were a handful. Hughie and Dewey Hogg at the same time is just too much. I can only handle 1 of my nephews but 2 of them? Now I know how Jesse feels handling Bo and Luke. (Interrupted by the phone) Commissioner Hogg speakin'. Uncle Jesse: Did you know that your nephews are here? Boss: I just heard from Rosco, Jesse. I just told Rosco, I know how you feel handling 2 of your nephews, Bo and Luke. Uncle Jesse: I know what you mean J.D. Want any help? Boss: Not right now Jesse, but you're on my help list. Uncle Jesse: I'll be around just incase J.D. Bye. Boss: Thanks. Bye now. (Hangs up the phone) There's gotta be away to get rid of Hughie and Dewey. Rosco: Ooh ooh, Boss. Why not frame them like you do the Dukeboys. Boss: Yeah, I could, but.. No, I can't frame them. My brother will kill me for that. Rosco: Why not? I mean they cause enough trouble just tryin' to shuck and jive their way into you givin' up Hazzard. Boss: No, Hughie had done that once with the Boar's Nest and puttin' up that steel door to my office. Rosco: You mean like the time when Bo and Luke... (Interrupted) Boss: ROSCO! Will you go out and do your patrol? I don't pay ya to hang around and talk about Bo and Luke Duke. Especially when they're not here. (Gets an idea) I'll call Jesse and see if he can get his other nephews Coy and Vance Duke to... That'll not work. They won't help. But it's worth a shot. (Picks up the phone and calls Jesse) Back at the farm, Jesse was just feeding the chickens when the phone rang. Jesse picks it up. Uncle Jesse: Duke residence, Jesse speakin'. Boss: Hi Jesse. Uncle Jesse: J.D. did you make up your mind? Boss: Yes I did Jesse. I was wonderin' if you wouldn't mind givin' Coy and Vance a call to help. Uncle Jesse: Are you sure J.D.? I know how much you dislike any of my boys. Boss: Yeah, I'm sure. I need your boys help desperately. I don't want Hughie and... (cut off) Uncle Jesse: J.D.? Uh, hello? J.D.? (Hangs up the phone) Huh.

The top 12 cars pull into their pits to change tires and fuel. Dale Jr. took 2 tires and Dale, Sr. took 4 tires and some fuel. Both are back out on the track followed by Ken Schrader, Robert Pressley, Brett Bodine, Kyle Petty ..etc. 1 more lap until the green flag. ...Green flag! Luke: (Yells) GO DALE!!! Bo: (Laughs) I haven't seen Luke ever get excited about this or anything at all. Luke: Oh hush up. (Laughs) Bubba: Actually I have, when me and Luke and the other guys were being brought home from the P.O.W. camp. Bo: P.O.W.? Luke: Prisoners Of War. Bubba, I am not sure we're supposed to talk about it. Bo: Why not? Bubba: It's supposed to be "Top Secret" and in no way are non-military personnel are allowed to know about it. So Luke, I told your cousin, now what should we do about it? Luke: Well, we could kill him.. (Humor on that one folks.) Bo: Oh Luke, you wouldn't do that. (Get's a little worry face on.) Bubba: Wouldn't he? (Winks at Luke ) Luke: (Laughs) I wouldn't do that to you Bo. You should've seen the look on your face. (*shortened story again) Lap 199, Ken Schrader crashes into the wall and Dale Earnhardt, Sr. spins and hits the wall very hard on turn #4. At the checkered flag Michael Waltrip wins the race and Dale Earnhardt, Jr. comes in 2nd and Rusty Wallace in 3rd. After the race, Dale, Jr. saw the ambulance by his father's car and ran towards him to find out if his dad was alright. The pitcrew were also there to see if Dale, Sr. was ok, but he wasn't moving. Bo and Luke both noticed the commotion going on by the #3 car. Bo: Oh Lord, I hope Dale is ok Luke. Luke: I hope so too cous. After Michael Waltrip had brought his car to the winner's circle, he knew something was wrong, because Dale, Sr. is the owner of Waltrip's car. Usually Dale would be there to congratulate his team-mate. Meanwhile, the ambulance attendees finally got Dale, Sr. out of the car and put him onto the stretcher and put him into the ambulance and Dale, Jr. went with them. Bo: Oh Lord, (Praying for Dale, Sr.) Please let Dale be alright. Amen. Luke: Amen. Bubba: Amen. The Ambulance takes Dale to the nearest hospital. As soon as they got there, Dale's heart stopped and a team-member was pumping on Dale's chest to get his heart restarted. The orderlies wheel Dale to the E.R. to try and get Dale's heart restarted. They tried and tried, but the heart wouldn't beat. The doctor comes out of the E.R. and walks to the waiting room and finds the friends and family of Dale Earnhardt, Sr. Doctor: Anybody related to Mr. Earnhardt? Dale, Jr.: (Stands up) I am. I'm his son. Doctor: We used a defibulator to start his heart, but the heart went flat-line. We tried and tried again.. I am sorry, he's gone. Dale, Jr.: Oh my God..(Gets a little dizzy and a crew chief Hamilton catches him in time) Kevin Hamlin: You ok, Dale? (Concerned about Jr.) Dale, Jr.: Ye..Yeah, I'm fine. Can I see him Doc? Doctor: Sure, let me get the tubes and stuff off and away and then you can see him. Dale, Jr.: Thanks Doc. (Shakes hands with the doctor) While Dale, Jr. was waiting to see his dad, Bo and Luke were inside Mark Martin's trailer waiting word on Dale, Sr., Mark Martin turns on the TV and one of the guys from the NASCAR Association was on with an announcement. President/CEO of NASCAR: I want to let you know that we lost Dale Earnhardt. Bo and Luke: WHAT?? Mark: Oh Lord. Cale Yarborough walks into Mark's trailer not knowing about the death of Dale Ralph Earnhardt, Sr. Cale: Hey fella's, how did you like the race? Bo, Luke and Mark don't answer Cale like they didn't see him come in. Cale: Bo, Luke? Luke: Um... Cale..(Still in shock) Cale: (Looks confused)Yeah? Bo: I think you better sit down. (Cale sits) Mark: I don't know how to tell you this, but... (Couldn't continue) Cale: But what? Bo: He's gone Cale. Cale: Who's gone? Luke: (Sighs) Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died. Cale: (Shocked) Oh God. Are you kidding me? Mark: No Cale, we're not. Cale rubs his face with his hands. Bo: Hey Mark, do you have a phone I can use? I'm gonna call and tell Uncle Jesse that we're gonna stay a little bit longer. Luke: Ok Bo. Mark shows Bo where the phone is, while Luke tries to console Cale Yarborough. Back in Hazzard, Uncle Jesse was at the Boar's Nest getting ready to head back to the Dukefarm when the payphone rang. Daisy answers it. Daisy: Hello, Boar's Nest. Bo: Hey Daisy. Daisy: BO! Hey, how's it goin' cousin? Bo: Not good. Is Uncle Jesse there? Daisy: Yeah, hold on. (Hands Uncle Jesse the phone) Uncle Jesse: Hey Bo. How are you and Luke doin'? Bo: We're good. Luke and I will be stayin' down here awhile longer. Uncle Jesse: Why? Is everythin' alright? Bo: (Voice cracks) No Uncle Jesse, everythin' ain't right. Uncle Jesse, do you remember when Luke and I came back from racin' in the NASCAR Circuit, and we told you, Daisy, Coy and Vance about Dale Earnhardt, Sr.? Uncle Jesse: Yeah, when you would be 2 car lengths behind him. What about him? Bo: I know I should tell ya when we came back, but I can't. Uncle Jesse: It's alright Bo. Bo: Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died, Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: Dale what? (Shocked.) Daisy sees Uncle Jesse expression when he mentioned Dale's name Daisy: Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse: One minute Daisy. How did it happen? Bo: Luke is watchin' the news. He'll let me know. What we know is, that Dale crashed at turn #4. Uncle Jesse: Do you know how his son is doin', Bo? Bo: No sir, but I'm sure he's upset about it. Uncle Jesse: I'm sure he is. Let me talk to Luke. Bo: Ok. (Places hand on the mouthpiece and calls Luke) Hey Luke? Luke: (In the other room) Yeah Bo? Bo: Uncle Jesse wants to talk to you. Luke: Ok. (Gets off the couch and walks towards Bo. Bo hands Luke the phone) Hey Uncle Jesse. Uncle Jesse: Hey Luke, how you doin'? Luke: I'm ok. Did Bo tell ya about Dale Earnhardt? Uncle Jesse: Yeah, he did. I'm sorry to hear about that, Luke. You boys were close, weren't ya? Luke: Very close. Like Bo and I were close to Petey Willis. Uncle Jesse: I remember. How is Petey doin'? Luke: Not sure Uncle Jesse, he's re-retired. Uncle Jesse: Oh right, you told me that. Well Luke, I gotta go. Daisy's closin' up. You 2 be careful when you drive back home. Tell Bo I said I love him. I love you too. Miss ya. Luke: Love you too, Uncle Jesse. Tell Daisy the same from me and Bo. Keep it between the ditches. We'll be home soon. Bye Uncle Jesse: Bye. (Hangs up phone) Daisy: What was that about? I mean about a guy Dale? Uncle Jesse: It's a long story Daisy. I'll tell ya when we get home. Uncle Jesse helps Daisy close up for the night and get into their vehicles and drive back to the Dukefarm. Enos Strate was patrolling the road that Uncle Jesse and Daisy were on and was now pursuing them. Enos Strate: (Picks up his CB) Uncle Jesse, Daisy, I'm sorry to do this, but y'all are under arrest for robbin' the General Store. Daisy: (Picks up her CB) Now Enos, you know that Uncle Jesse and I didn't rob Mr. Ruebottom's store. Enos: I know that Daisy, but I gotta obey Rosco's orders. Uncle Jesse: (Picks up his CB) We know that Enos, and we know you wouldn't disobey Boss or Rosco's orders, but we also know that you wouldn't want to arrest us, Enos. Enos: I know Uncle Jesse, but I need y'all to pull over now. Daisy: Oh Enos, Boss let us have a break from bein' framed on phony charges. Enos: Possum-on-a-gumbush, if Boss didn't tell Rosco to have me arrest y'all,... then... (Interrupted) Uncle Jesse: Rosco is doin' this himself, Enos. I'll talk with Boss about it. Enos: You'd do that for me, Uncle Jesse? Uncle Jesse: You know I would Enos, eventhough you do obey Rosco's orders. Daisy: I'll owe you a tall glass of buttermilk at the Boar's Nest tomorrow, sugar. Enos: Thank ya Daisy and Uncle Jesse. (Makes a U-turn and heads back towards town) Back in Daytona, Bo and Luke were getting ready to head towards the General Lee when they saw a car come back and head to the garage area. Out came Dale, Jr. from the passenger side. Bo and Luke walk up to Dale, Jr. Luke: Hey Dale, we're sorry to hea' about your dad. Are you ok? Dale, Jr.: I don't know how I'm goin' to do these races without him. I am goin' to be so lost without him, Luke. Bo: We feel ya, Dale. Dale, Jr.: Thanks fellas, but I'm gonna go and lie down for awhile. Then I have to help mom with the funeral arrangements for dad. (Goes to his trailer to cry himself to sleep) Bo: What are we goin' to do, Luke? Luke: Don't know cousin. I don't know. (Sees Bo with tears in his eyes and grabs Bo and hugs him) It's alright, Bo. Get it out of your system. Back in Hazzard, Uncle Jesse and Daisy arrive at the courthouse to speak to Boss Hogg about Rosco and the false charges that they were accused of robbing the General Store. They see Rosco behind the desk. Rosco sees the Dukes entering the booking room. Rosco: Alright Jesse and Daisy, I see you've come to surrender yourselves. Uncle Jesse: Rosco, we've not come down here to surrender ourselves. We've come to tell ya, that we didn't rob the... (Interrupted) Boss: Well, well, well and well. What's all this about, Jesse? Uncle Jesse: Well J.D., your sheriff is saying that Daisy and me robbed Mr. Ruebottom's store. Boss: Is that so? Rosco, I thought I gave you and your deputies the day off. Rosco: You did, Boss? I don't remember you tellin' me that. Enos: (Just walked in) He did sheriff, I remember that Mr. Hogg had told us to take the day off. Rosco: (Imitates Enos) Mr. Hogg told us to take the day off. Enos you dipstick, just hush. Boss: Rosco, you and Enos go on outta here and let the Dukes go back home and take care of their business. Jesse and Daisy, enjoy the rest of the day. See you in the mornin' Daisy. Daisy: Yes sir, Boss. Thanks. Boss: Welcome. After Uncle Jesse, Daisy and Enos left the courthouse, Rosco went to Boss Hogg's office confused. Rosco: Um Boss, are you sure you don't want me to arrest the Dukes? Boss: OF COURSE, I want you to arrest the Dukes, you lamebrain. It's Bo and Luke I want you to arrest when they get back from Florida tomorrow. Rosco: When Bo and Luke... Ooh, I love it, I love it. Speaking of Bo and Luke, they drove the General to the nearest hotel to spend the night. They were invited to Dale Earnhardt, Sr.'s wake and were made pall bearers to Dale's casket. Both Bo and Luke had to rent tuxedo's, since they didn't think they needed one. They were getting ready for the wake. Bo: I never been to a funeral before other than Henry Flatt's. Luke: Bo, we didn't bury Henry, we buried tons of rocks in his place of him, remember? He shucked and jived everyone including Boss Hogg. Bo: I remember Luke, but Henry isn't as famous like Dale Earnhardt, Sr. Luke: (Chuckles) Yeah, I know that Bo.. (Interrupted by room phone) Hello? Dale, Jr.: (Luke gave Dale the number) Hi Luke. Luke: Hey Dale, what's up? Dale, Jr.: Nothing much, I just wanted to know if you and Bo wanted to meet me and my family at the International House of Pancakes (I.H.O.P.) for dinner after the first viewing of my father. Luke: Yeah, sure. What time do you want us to meet? Dale, Jr.: Well, it will be awhile yet Luke, the funeral director has to fix him up to make him presentable to everyone and to GOD. Luke: Ok Dale, give me and Bo a call and we'll be ready. Dale, Jr.: You got it Luke. See y'all later. Bye. Luke: Bye. (Hangs up the phone) Dale just invited us to IHOP for dinner after the first viewing of his father. Bo: Ok. What time are we goin' Luke? Luke: He says he's not sure yet. He'll give us a call later. While we have time, I'm goin' to check on the General Lee. Bo: Do you want help? Luke: If you remembered the toolbox, sure. (Evil grin) Bo: Cute Luke. Yeah, I remembered them. As soon as Bo and Luke left the hotel room, the cop that Luke had called about the theft of the ticket booth of Daytona International Speedway, was outside waiting for the owners of the orange car with 01 on the doors. Luke: Can I help you officer? Officer: Yes, I was looking for the owners of this car. Luke: We are the owners, officer. Bo: (Whispers to Luke) I told you Luke, we're in trouble. Luke: (Whispers to Bo) Relax will ya, I have this under control. Officer: Which one of you is Luke Duke? Luke: I am officer. Officer: Can I see your license and registration, please? Luke: Sure thing officer. (Hands cop his license and registration) Officer: (Returns them to Luke) Ok Luke Duke, your license and registration are ok. I want you and your cousin to come down to the station and answer some questions. Bo: I told you Luke. I told ya that we'd be in more trouble. Luke: Bo, will you relax. (To cop) I am sorry about that, officer. My cousin is still in shock from another incident that happened at the Daytona International Speedway. Officer: Oh? Another incident? Luke: Yeah, a racecar driver by the name of Dale Earnhardt, Sr. died in the crash. Officer: Sorry to hear that. (To Bo) Don't worry son, you and your cousin aren't in any trouble. I just wanted to ask you questions about the robbery, so I can write it in my report. Bo: Oh ok. Let's get that over with now, Luke. Luke: Ok, let's get cleaned up first. Officer: I'll be right here. As Bo and Luke get ready to the police station, the phone rings. Bo answers it. Bo: Hello? Dale, Jr,: Is this Bo? Bo: Yeah. Dale, Jr.: Good, it's me Dale. Bo: Oh, hey Dale. Dale, Jr.: I just wanted to let you and Luke know that we're leavin' in about an hour. Bo: Ok. Does Luke have the directions? Dale, Jr.: Yeah. Bo: Ok. We'll be there. In an hour. Luke: Let me talk to him. Bo: Dale, Luke wants to talk to ya. Dale, Jr.: Ok. (Bo hands Luke the phone) Luke: Dale. Dale, Jr.: Hey Luke, what's up? Luke: We might be a little late. Dale, Jr.: That's ok, Luke. My family won't be here until later anyway. Luke: You got it. We'll see ya when we get there. Dale, Jr.: Alright. See ya then. Bye. Luke: Bye. (Hangs up the phone) Dale said that his family will be there late also. Bo: Ok. I guess we better finish gettin' ready to go to the police station. Luke: I haven't seen you so interested in goin' to a police station before. Bo: Cute Luke. While Bo and Luke were getting ready to go to the police station in Florida, something strange was going on back home in Hazzard. Cooter was losing business, because Bo and Luke weren't there to provide him with business, so Cooter closed the garage for the night. Cooter: (Talking to himself) I hope Bo and Luke come back soon. They know I need the money. Well, I'll stop by the Dukes and see if they can help me out, while Bo and Luke aren't here. Cooter walks to his tow-truck and drives off to the Dukefarm for advice. Uncle Jesse was in the kitchen getting ready to make dinner, when he heard Cooter's tow-truck. Cooter gets out and Uncle Jesse walks outside to meet him. Uncle Jesse: Hey Cooter. Cooter: Hey Uncle Jesse. (Sighs) Uncle Jesse: What's the matter? Cooter: Business is slow, Uncle Jesse. I just wish that Bo and Luke were here to give me the business and help me make some more money. Uncle Jesse: (Chuckles) Yeah, I know what you mean Cooter. I miss those boys. I also miss hearin' the roar of the General Lee. Cooter: Yeah, and hearin' the Dixie Horn in the background. Cooter and Uncle Jesse laugh. Speaking of Dixie, Daisy was just arriving home from a busy day at the Boar's Nest. Daisy: (Notices Cooter) Hey Uncle Jesse, hey Cooter. Cooter: Hey Daisy. Daisy: I noticed that your garage was closed. Did Boss foreclose on it? Cooter: (Laughs) No Daisy. Uncle Jesse: Cooter was sought of havin' one of those slow days, Daisy. Cooter: What Uncle Jesse means is that Bo and Luke haven't givin' me any business since they went to Florida. Daisy: I know what you mean. Ever since they left, there hasn't been a fight at the Boar's Nest. Speaking of Bo and Luke, they were at the police station in Florida. Bo was talking to the sketch artist describing what the thief looked like. Bo: He had short curly hair. (Looks at sketch) No, he had bushy eyebrows. The eyes were narrower and close together. (Bo looks at Luke) Luke: You're doin' good cous. (Smiles and winks) Sketch Artist: How about the mouth? Bo: That was covered with a scarf. Sketch Artist: Ok. How does that look? Bo: That's him! Oh My God, that's him Luke! Luke: Good job! Officer: I want that picture circulated around. Mr. Duke, I believe that guy will be caught and put away for "grand-theft". Bo: Will I have to testify? Luke: Oh Bo. (Chuckles) Officer: Not if you don't want to. (Smiles) No, you won't. Luke: Bo, since when have you testify for Grand-Theft of anythin'? Bo: Luke, the law's different than it is back home. Luke: Boss Hogg is the one who frames us for stuff like that. Officer: (Confused) Huh?

Bubba: I gotta take a picture of this. (Takes out his camera and takes a couple of snapshots) Luke: Can you send us a photo, we gotta show our Uncle Jesse and Daisy this. Bo: They won't believe this. (Laughs) Bubba: Sure what's your address? (Takes out a pencil and a piece of paper from his wallet. <LOL!>) Luke: The address is... (While Luke is giving Bubba the address to the Duke farm, another announcement is made over the P.A.) <*Cut down on story time. LOL!> Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, the time has come for the race to begin. Please find your seats and be ready for the prayer, then the national anthem and those 4 special words to begin the race. Bo, Luke and Bubba walk to their spots by the pits. Announcer #2: To do the National Anthem will be the number 1 country singer "Toby Keith". (Couldn't remember who officially sang the Anthem) And to wave the green flag to start the race will be the brother of the President of the United States, Govenor Jeb Bush. (Couldn't remember who started the race. LOL!) and after the Anthem will be a fly-by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. (Ok so I don't know what aircrafts flew by. Sue me. lol) <The prayer is done...> Toby Keith: (sings) "Oh say can you see... Luke: Oh Bo, you got to see these planes. Bo: Did you get to fly one Luke? Luke: (Laughs) No, but I wish I did. They look awesome in the air. They gave us alot of ground cover during the war. Bubba: Sure did. I was one of them that gave Luke and the men lots of room to work with. Bo: (Confused) I thought you said you saved Luke from a booby-trap. Bubba: I did. Oh, I guess I didn't specify the type of traps, these were...(Interrupted by the engines of the Fabulous Thunderbirds) Bo: Oh cool planes. Announcer: And now to say those 4 special words that we all love to hear, will be none other than a former Quarterback for the Pittsburgh Steelers - Terry Bradshaw. (Yes, he did say those words) Terry Bradshaw: GENTLEMEN, START YOUR ENGINES!!! The engines roar to life. Driver starting positions are announced. Starting position and driver in order. <car # for Jeff Purvis and Robby Gordon to be found soon.> Inside Row Outside Row 01 Bill Elliott (#9) 02 Stacy Compton (#92) 03 Sterlin Marlin (# 40) 04 Mike Skinner (#31) 05 Jerry Nadeau (# 25) 06 Dale Earnhardt, Jr. (#8) 07 Dale Earnhardt, Sr. (#3) 08 Jeff Burton (# 99) 09 Andy Houston (#96) 10 Ward Burton (#22) 11 Jimmy Spencer (#26) 12 Rusty Wallace (#2) 13 Jeff Gordon (#24) 14 Ken Schrader (#36) 15 Jason Leffler (#01) <LOL!> 16 Matt Kenseth (#17) 17 Jeff Purvis (# See above) 18 Ricky Craven (#32) 19 Michael Waltrip (#15) 20 Dave Blaney (#93) 21 Casey Atwood (#19) 22 Mark Martin (#6) 23 Kenny Wallace (#27) 24 Tony Stewart (#20) 25 Steve Park (#1) 26 Kurt Busch (#97) 27 Mike Wallace (#7) 28 Kyle Petty (#45) 29 Buckshot Jones (#44) 30 Ricky Rudd (#28) 31 Dale Jarrett (#88) 32 Joe Nemechek (#33) 33 Johnny Benson, Jr. (#10) 34 Terry Labonte (#5) 35 Bobby Hamilton (#55) 36 John Andretti (#43) 37 Bobby Labonte (#18) 38 Jeremy Mayfield (#12) 39 Robert Pressley (#77) 40 Elliott Sadler (#21) 41 Robby Gordon (# See above) 42 Ron Hornaday, Jr. (#14) 43 Brett Bodine (#11) All 43 cars plus the pace car were now heading for the track to start their pace lap. As soon as the pace car heads for the pits, the green flag will wave and the race will begin. Meanwhile with exactly 1 minute to the green flag, Bo, Luke and Bubba finally found their seats. As soon as they sat down, the green flag waved, the cars picked up speed. Bill Elliott passes Stacy Compton followed by Sterling Marlin and Mike Skinner. Everything was going well until Lap #47 there was an accident and Jeff Purvis hit the wall. Both Bo and Luke were wondering if he was alright. They had gotten news that Purvis is ok. Back in Hazzard County, everything was quiet. Too quiet for Boss Hogg. Since Bo and Luke were in Daytona, Florida for the Daytona 500, he couldn't frame them of anything. (Poor Boss. LOL!) So instead of framing the Dukes for the day, Boss had driven to the Dukefarm to visit Uncle Jesse and share some good laughs and drink some Moonshine that Bo and Luke's Uncle had stashed away for special occasions. (Bo and Luke don't know about. LOL! <naughty, naughty Uncle Jesse>) Boss Hogg: Well Jesse, since your boys are down in Florida for the whole day, I won't frame you and your family. (Smiles) Uncle Jesse: (Smiles) Why J.D., I am greatful that you would do that for me. Thank you J.D. (Takes a sip of Moonshine) Boss: You're welcome Jesse. (Raises his glass and takes a sip of moonshine) Back at Daytona, at the end of lap 175, Mark Martin is in an accident and at the beginning of lap 176, Jerry Nadeau spins and hits the wall. The yellow flag comes out at lap 176. Bo and Luke see that Mark Martin and Jerry Nadeau are both ok. Bo: I'm glad that they're Ok. Luke: Me too cuz. Bo: I thought for a moment that it was gonna be another Adam Petty incident. (Rest in Peace Adam Petty) Luke: (Sighs) I know. Bo: Hey Luke, I wonder how Uncle Jesse and Daisy are doin'? Luke: You mean since Boss don't have us to frame? (Laughs) They're probably doin' ok. Bo: Yeah, you're right. Luke: What could go wrong? I mean look Bo, we're here in Florida and Boss Hogg is back home in Hazzard. Ain't I right? Bo: Yeah, you're always right. (Laughs) I'll be right back, I gotta use the boys room. Luke: (Laughs) Ok Bo. Bo gets out of the bleachers and heads towards the Port-A-Potty area. About half way the bathroom, Bo hears a commotion going on by the ticket booth. Unknown Thief: Don't move! You, I want you to fill this sack with all of the money. NOW!! I haven't got all day! With that, Bo had heard enough. Bo ran back to the bleachers and went to get Luke. Luke: (Laughs) That was fast. (Sees Bo panting) What's the matter Bo? Bo: (Trying to catch his breath) I was..(Pant) .. on my way..(Pant) .. to the restroom..(Pant).. (Interrupted) Luke: Easy Bo, take a deep breath and tell me what's the matter. Bo: (Takes a deep breath) The ticket booth had just been robbed. Luke: What?? Dang it! Um Bubba,.. (Who's still sitting next to the Dukeboys) ..we'll be right back, we got to take care of a little matter. Bubba: Sure thing Luke. I'll let you know how the race is doing. Luke: Ok thanks, Bubba. (Bo and Luke take their leave of the pit area.) As Bo and Luke get closer to the ticket booth, the thief runs out and jumps into the get-away car and speeds off to make his escape. Bo and Luke stop running towards the thief and jump into the General Lee through the windows. (doors are welded shut. LOL!) They radio the Florida Highway Patrol (F.H.P.) for assistance. Luke: This is Luke Duke calling any Floridian Smokeys, you got your ears on, come back. (LOL!) Cop: This is Adam-12, <Coincidence?> come back Luke Duke. Luke: There was a robbery at the Daytona International Speedway and we are following the suspect down I-95 heading North. He's driving a white Mazda Miata, Florida license plate ~EAT DUST~ (LOL!) Cop: What kind of car are you driving, so I know who I'm looking for. Luke: My cousin and I are in an orange 1969 Dodge Charger with 01 on the doors. Georgia license plate CNH 320. Cop: 10-4 Luke Duke, I am on my way. Luke: 10-4, we're gone. As Bo and Luke were still chasing after the thief up I-95, the race back in Daytona, Dale Earnhardt, Sr. has taken the lead from Mike Skinner at turn 2 at lap #163. Jeff Gordon at lap #178 and Buckshot Jones at lap #181 are both out from crashes. Meanwhile back at I-95, Bo and Luke finally found some help from the cop whom Luke talked to on the CB. Cop: Ok Luke Duke, I see you and the thief. I will take care of the thief. You can go back to where you're goin' and I'll go after him. Don't leave the state. Luke: We won't be officer. We're headin' back to the race back in Daytona. Cop: 10-4 Luke Duke. Luke takes the next exit and heads back towards Daytona International Speedway. Bo: Uh Luke, I have a feelin' that we'll be in more trouble than a speedin' ticket. Luke: Ehh.. Don't you worry yourself cous.. Maybe they want to talk. Don't ya be thinkin' otherwise. Bo: If you say so Luke. Luke: I do. (Luke pulls back into the garage area and both he and Bo walk back to their seats by the pit area) Bubba: Y'all got that little matter taken care of? Luke: Yup. How's the race so far? Bubba: Jeff Gordon crashed, Buckshot Jones crashed, Johnny Benson is out, Kenny Wallace and Terry Labonte crashed and.. OMG! Dale Jarrett just crashed! Yellow flag is out at lap #186 for Dale Jarrett. Bo: How are Dale's Jr. and Sr. doin'? Bubba: They are still in the race.

Bo and Luke Visit the NASCAR Drivers *Takes place after the episode "Undercover Dukes" 2/18/01 (Rest in Peace Dale Earnhardt, Sr. 1951-2001) It was a few hours until the Daytona 500, and Boss Hogg allowed Bo and Luke to leave the state to see the first race of the season. Bo and Luke were excited to see their old racing buddies, and meeting some new drivers in the Winston Cup. They get to the front gate and they show their free passes from Cale Yarborough since they are close friends. Luke: I can't wait to see Richard Petty and to get Kyle Petty and Dale Earnhardt, Sr. and Jr's autograph. Bo: I know what you mean cousin. I was surprised that Boss let us come to Florida to see this race. (Getting Antsy) Come on Luke, find a parking spot and let's find the drivers. Luke: (Laughing) You are acting like a kid who can't wait to get on a roller-coaster. (Laughs some more) Bo: (Smiles) I can't help it Luke, I am just excited. Yee-Haa! (Laughs) Luke: (Finds a spot near turns 3 and 4 of the track) There's a spot. (Sees Cale Yarborough) Hey Cale! Cale Yarborough: Hey Bo, hey Luke. You can park the General by the garage area. Bo and Luke look at Cale quizzically. Luke: Are we allowed to do that? Cale: (Laughs) I got special permission from the President of NASCAR. I told him that we were close friends. Luke: Were close? (Laughs) Cale: (Chuckles) You know what I mean. Bo: We do Cale. Hey Luke, park the General will ya? Luke: Cute Bo. We'll be right back Cale. Cale: Ok Luke. Luke drives the General and parks it near the garage area. As soon as Luke parked the car, Bo spots Richard Petty near his son Kyle at the carrier/trailer. Bo: Hey Luke, there he is, Richard Petty. Luke: Oh my Lord, there is Dale Earnhardt, Sr. with his son, Dale, Jr. I'm goin' to get his autograph for Daisy. Bo: I didn't know that Daisy was a race fan. Luke: There is alot that you don't know about our cousin Daisy. (Smiles at Bo) Bo: True. (Laughs) Luke spots Mark Martin who is directing Luke to the area to park the General Lee. They get out and shake hands and talk about the pass races together and talk about what they should add to the General. Mark Martin: So, you think your car could beat my #6 car? Luke: Oh, I believe so. (Laughs) Bo: Definately, with his eyes closed. (Laughs) Mark: When Cale told me that you guys were bringing your car, I told him, "No way"... (Unbeknownst to Mark, Cale walks up behind him and silently tells Bo and Luke to be quiet)... and Cale says..." Cale: "Yes way!" (Mark jumps as he gets spooked by Cale. Bo and Luke start laughing.) Mark: That was really good Cale. Why don't you scare the living daylights out of me? (Laughs) Cale: I thought I did. (Winks at Bo and Luke) Anyway, I came to tell Bo and Luke that both of the Earnhardt's want to talk to them. Mark: I got to go anyway and see how the pitcrew are doing with my car. Talk at you later fella's. Bo and Luke: Ok Mark, see ya! Cale: How's your lovely cousin and Uncle Jesse doing? Luke: She is getting lovelier everyday and Uncle Jesse is doing ok. Bo: Uncle Jesse and Daisy say "Hey". Cale, Bo and Luke walk up to the Earnhardt's. Jr. and Sr. are talking. Dale, Sr.: Remember, I ain't playin' favorites out there on the track. Dale, Jr.: I know that Dad, you've been telling me that every season at every track. (Laughs) Dale, Sr.: I know that son. I just love ya and I don't want ya hurt. (Sees Bo and Luke) Oh, Dale, these are the 2 ugly ducklings I told you about. Bo and Luke Duke. Bo: Ugly Ducklings? Did you hear that Lukas? Luke: Sure thing cousin. I wonder if there is.. (Looking around for something to do to Dale, Sr. <LOL!>) Dale, Sr.: DON'T YOU DARE!! Luke: Nah, I can't do it. (Laughs) Bo: We'll get you later after the race. (Laughs) Luke: Oh Dale, you have a phone that I can use? I promised our Uncle that we'd call. Dale, Sr.: Sure, follow me. Dale, Sr. and Luke walk into the trailer for a phone. Still outside, Bo and Dale, Jr. are talking. Bo: What were you and your dad talking about when Luke and I came? Dale, Jr.: Not that it's any of your business, (Laughs) he is just worried about me and don't want to see me hurt, is all. Bo: (Laughs) I know what you mean. Luke is the same with me. Luke and Dale, Sr. walk out of the trailer and rejoin Bo and Dale, Jr. and sees them laughing. Luke: Ok you 2, what's so funny? Bo: Oh, nothing much Luke. Luke: (Sarcastically)Yeah, right Bo. Dale, Jr.: We were just saying that you and my dad are both worry-warts and that you don't want us to get hurt. Luke and Dale, Sr. laugh. Luke: Ain't that the truth. Me, the elder Duke cousin telling my young Duke cousin not to get hurt. Dale, Sr.: I know what you mean Luke. Dale tells me all of the time, "Dad, I am old enough to take care of myself." (Laughs) Right Dale? Dale, Jr.: Yes sir. (Laughs) While both the Earnhardt's and Duke's were talking, they were interrupted by the announcer on the P.A. System. Announcer: Attention all drivers, please go to your designated garage area for inspection. Friends and family of these drivers, please report to your designated seats. Thank you. Bo: Shoot, just when we were havin' fun. (Pouts) Dale, Jr.: We'll have more fun later after the race. Luke: You got it. Dale, Sr.: See ya later guys. Maybe when the crowd leaves, we can find out who's car is the fastest. (Laughs) Bo and Luke: You're on!! (Laughs) Dale, Sr.: I see what you meant when you said that Bo can sense what you're gonna say before you say it. As Dale Jr. and Sr. went to the garage area, Bo and Luke went to their seats near the pit area. Luke spotted somebody that he knew in the Marines who was also there to enjoy the race. Luke: Bubba? Bubba Jenkins?! Bubba: LUKE! (They hug and shake hands) Oh my God it's been a long time. Luke: I know, too long. Oh Bubba, this is my cousin Bo that I told you about. Bo: Nice to meet you. Bubba: Same here. So, what are you 2 doing here? I thought you had probation and that y'all couldn't leave the city, or the state. Luke: Our commissioner who's also our probation officer had gotten special permission from Cale Yarborough. Bubba: Cale Yarborough? (Jealous) You got permission from Cale Yarborough? Bo: Yes sir. (Laughs) Luke: Oh Bo, I forgot to mention that Bubba saved my life. Bubba: Yeah, if I hadn't seen that booby-trap, your cousin Luke wouldn't be alive. Bo: Thanks. If anything did happen to Luke, I don't think I could live without him. Luke: Bubba, you see my cousin and I are more than cousins. We're blood-brothers. Interrupted by another announcement. Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen, we have approximately 1 hour until race time. The green flag will drop at 1:35. Will all racers bring your cars to the pit road? Thank you. Will the owner of an orange car with the number 01 on the doors, please move their car, it's in the way of the dumpster. Thank you. Luke: Dang it! Be right back y'all. (Runs to the car) Bubba: (Laughs) That's your car? Bo: Yeah, got a problem with that? (Smiles) Bubba: Ha, ha. No, it's not that.. Oh never mind. (Smiles) Bo: Luke and I built the car from scratch. Maybe we can show you him to you after the race. Bubba: Him? Don't we men usually call a car "Her"? Bo: Not if it's named the General Lee. It also has a confederate flag painted on the roof. Bubba: Cool. Bo: That's not all. (Laughs) Luke'll show ya later. Speaking of Luke, here he comes. Luke: You won't believe this, I go over to the General Lee and ... (Laughing) You.. you.. (Cracking up laughing) Bo: What Luke? Luke: Come on, I'll show ya. (Still laughing and trying to stop) Bo and Bubba follow Luke to a line of 4 orange Dodge Chargers. Bo and Bubba were stunned to see duplicates of cars like Bo and Luke's car. Bo: Oh my Lord. Luke which one is ours? Luke: Over there. (Pointing towards the garage area)

LOL! That's a good one.. Do you know anymore Jeff Foxworthy Redneck Jokes like that one?? I like his "You're a Redneck if..

LOL! That was a good one..