MinDuke

LOL...yeah and if Luke hadnt gotten his hand out, it might literally have been pure poultry in motion or worse... Then again Lulu didnt get arrested for manhandling a turkey! Imagine Rosco having to arrest her? Gives a whole new meaning to cuff ya and stuff ya...

Sense of family was better, characters were better... Add a few more chases and more than one jump and it'd be all right. But I do have one big suggestion, keep Lulu Hogg away from poultry of any kind...LOL.

You might be a redneck if....
You might be a redneck if you have season tickets to a tractor pull!
You might be a redneck if the Cracker Barrel has wanted posters hanging with pictures of you and your friends!
You might be a redneck if the color hemi-orange makes up more than 50% of your wardrobe!
And my personal favorite...
You might be a redneck if your yearly vacation is going to Dukesfest!
Yeehaw!
Jax

Hey Everyone!
Well, I'll be heading out in the AM to Austin for 7 glorious days of fun! I'll still be checking this board and my email, so I wont be THAT far out of touch! LOL Talk to you all as soon as I get back!
Dont do nothing I wouldnt do.. which doesnt leave much!
Jax

I know several people have stories ready and waiting in the wings...hope it's enough. These stakes seem to get higher every day!
Good luck!

*clears throat* not to interrupt the bantering but I think I need to go on the record here. Just to clarify things, if MaryAnne has a henchmen...its not me!
Uhuh.. nooo way! Id never backstab you Brian, in fact I'm still working on your bail!
Just thought Id make it clear... it aint me!!
Alex

Unfortunatly, because of some Real Life issues right now, like my new job, all my energy is being put into that at the moment, so I'm fairly sure I won't be able to crank out a decent story in time.
What about shared stories, can two author's coauthor? Maybe I could assist Val in hers.
Otherwise, I'll have to settle with breaking out the pom-poms and cheering those who can write.
Pendragon

Very good summary, Val, though there is one other thing I can clarify - Enos' place in the boarding house had its own kitchen and stuff, because Daisy cooked him dinner and breakfast that time she stayed over... and there was a bedroom and bath separate from the little living area. So it really was more a full apartment.

We set a new record tonight of 120 users on at the same time. Woo hoo!

First, thank ya Val! I know I can always rely on fellow officers of the law in my time of need. Khee!
Meanwhile, Brian....turn about is fair play I guess. Since I arbitrarely put your posterior on the line (for a good reason I might add!) it only seems fitting for you to do the same. Tho', I'm suspicious that this comes so soon after you were promoted to Administrator around here. Me thinks you're harboring some dangerous ambitions, cousin.
Nonetheless, in the interest of friendly revenge, I accept your challenge. Although you're not challenging me directly to write a story, I can't sit back and assume everyone's gonna rush to my aide just as strongly as they came to yours. Afterall, some may not want to help me. For some reason I tend to strike fear into most people and they may decide they'd rather have the sun shine at night and for the forums to be pink with purple polka dots.
So I too will be working on a little something for Appomattox Day, since it's my badge that's on the line. And to prevent the pink and purple polka dot theme from taking over the forums! GAH!

Ban MaryAnne?! Brian takin' over?! Crickets and Crocs! This is outrageous!
If Brian takes over, there will be chaos in the streets! The sun will shine during the night and the night will become day! The world will revolve backwards! All clocks will run counter clockwise! Cats and dogs will be living together! It's not natural! It's insane!
As an upholder of nature and a fellow officer of the law, it my sworn duty to help protect the order which is here; I will take your challenge Mr. Coltrane!
Don't worry MaryAnne, you have the endorsement of the Wildlife department behind ya!
*Looks to the crowd* My fellow Hazzardites, we can not sit back and let this idly happen! It's time to take action! We need to preserve what we love. If you love the way Hazzardnet is, then stand up and fight for it! Write a story! Save MaryAnne's badge!
I call all Enos writers out there, (and I know you're out there guys), rally to this cause! Help save Hazzardnet and MaryAnne!
If Brian takes over there is no telling what will happen. Why, the whole format of the forums could change from our favorite orange and black to pink, with purple polka dots! Brian is a great leader but he's known for chaos and randomness. Help restore order! Save MaryAnne!
It's time to start writing! *pounds fist into hand then looks around kind of clueless* Um... Has anyone seen my pencil?
Val Strate
Hazzard Game Warden

Yep, you read that right. The tables are being turned.
First, though, thanks again to everyone who participated in the Bail Bond Bonus Challenge. We had great updates to Dukes of Hazzard Fanfic.com and everybody did a fine job on their stories. I, of course, appreciated the contributions on a personal level, in addition to enjoying the stories themselves. Sal-ute!
And now, it’s time for some friendly revenge. I’m officially announcing the Appomattox Challenge, which puts MaryAnne’s authority on the line.
Quite simply, if we don’t get in a few stories by April 09, then MaryAnne is to surrender all rank and title to me, unconditionally. Then, I’ll be able to do all kinds of ruthless stuff like ban her from HazzardNet for a change. And don’t think I won’t do it! Though I might send her on some tedious errands and heap all kinds of menial tasks on her beforehand. Once she’s out of the way, I can rearrange a few things, and get a bigger cut of that 50% of 50% of 50%.
There ya have it. Ya’ll have from now until April 09, to turn in a Dukes of Hazzard fanfic story. Length and topic up to you. Help ransom MaryAnne’s badge and all it stands for.
Or, do nothing and therefore assure my new elevated position within HNet’s hierarchy. Muahahaha!
Brian
P.S. MaryAnne, you may wanna tidy up your desk a bit. Heh heh.

Brian---
Of course I can write a story! Have written many since coming to Hazzard and one will be ready by February 6th.
Umm...Brian, thats Daisy Duke, her Jeep Dixie. As for the boys, Bo is the blond and Luke is the dark haired one...
Hope that helps jump start your story!
Min

When it comes to DOH sites, Ive been with Hnet since it was knee high to a grasshopper. In my opinion its the best DOH website out there and always will be. No one can touch Hnet and MeadowMufn, Brian and MaryAnne have invested years in this place to make it what it is today and for that, I know I speak for all of us when I say THANK YOU!!
As for the Official DOH fan club, its never struck my interest really, why go there when Hnet has more to offer? Never have been impressed with the official club before and I doubt it can strike my fancy now. After reading Brian's post, Im really not impressed with the official club. In fact, it sounds like a huge ripe off! I think I'll take your advice Brian and save my fifteens bucks for the real place thats for DOH fans, Dukesfest!
Jax